Thursday, December 19, 2013

A Christmas Bonus Today At My Bay!

It is bonus time with today's rhyme. Should you guess what is to come you will be given a bonus by my little rhyming bum. What is that? Hmm I am a dirty cat. So to confess you might not want to guess. But to each who do, you will eventually be here in view.

This time of year,
Many give a cheer.
They are a lucky duck,
And get an extra buck.

Others kiss the boss's butt,
And get a fancy donut.
Wow, what a bonus to come due.
Okay, I will get on with it at my zoo.

Bonus time,
In my rhyme.
Might get a fiddle,
Or watch a mutt piddle.

I guess we shall see,
What will come from me.
If you are to guess,
And are willing to confess.

Don't be afraid,
Just hide in the shade.
You might get bull shit,
So is it worth it?

I guess you'll have to ask,
The guy with the flask.
He won last year.
What? I never gave such a cheer?

Oh dear!
I cheated I fear.
Just gave it to that guy,
And he didn't even try.

That is too much to bear.
I gave him something so rare.
And he won with ease.
Wait! It was only Febreeze.

So I guess I'm off the hook.
Don't give me that look.
I'll make you eat crow,
Or just bite your toe.

Maybe you'll win a dead mouse,
Or bird at your house?
Would that not be grand?
Beats what is in my litterbox sand.

The answer at my gate is eight. Oops did I just give it away? Nope, eight what at my bay? Are you confused? I'm so amused. Let's see if any have a chance. Don't cheat and give the comments a glance. Or you will be shown with zombie feet in mass by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

80 comments:

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    1. It's now #9
      All so sublime!

      Hank

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    2. AND THE ANSWER FOR TODAY
      WHICH NO ONE GOT AT MY BAY
      THINKING WAY TOO FAR OUT OF THE BOX
      WAS AS SIMPLE AS A FOX
      8 WAS HOW MANY ANIMALS WERE REFERENCED IN MY VERSE
      NOW FEEL FREE TO CURSE

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    3. I thought you said it didn't have anything to do with the post! ha.

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    4. meant none of your guesses had to do with the post
      Where as they should have at my coast

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  2. Is it a boxed set of 8 of your awesome children's books?

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    1. haha nope, good guess though
      But they weren't in the flow

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  3. Eight books? Eight dollars? Eight maids a milking? (That would be weird, wouldn't it...?)

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    1. Nope nope and nope
      Yeah that would be a weird slope

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  4. What is it. that is # 8?
    Some bonus to be had
    Christmas cheer
    Ending the year
    That's coming from the Cat

    Hank

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    1. Something there
      For those aware
      Not sure it will be picked up
      More confusing than a pup

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  5. I could use some Febreeze. I live with a cat and a floor-sleeper.
    Well, also my daughter but she doesn't have issues like the cat and floor-sleeper, LOL.
    Well, actually, my cat smells really good, like cocoa, it's just her litterbox that smells bad. I guess I should change it.
    So okay, just the floor-sleeper.
    I need to Febreze him. A LOT.

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    1. haha that floor sleeper needs to take the hint
      Maybe then they will pick off the lint
      Could block out the smell of the litterbox
      With their smelly socks

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  6. Eight maids a milking??
    Eight worms a silking?
    Eight is enough?
    Eight bodyguards makes you tough?

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  7. The number eight can be so great
    ship eight books in a small crate
    or maybe just play crazy eights

    Eight Day's A Week by the Beatles

    "Eight Days A Week"

    Ooh I need your love babe
    Guess you know it's true
    Hope you need my love babe
    Just like I need you
    Hold me, love me, hold me, love me
    Ain't got nothing but love babe
    Eight days a week

    Ok, try and get that out of your head today
    will be interesting to at your bay...

    Did I win...lol..

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    1. I will get it out of my head
      I can relieve such dread
      Just sing something worse
      Like that bus thing but that'll make me curse haha
      And nope, not a one
      Guessed under my sun

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  8. Hmmm.... Knowing your rhyming little ass, I would guess a Hairball but that has nothing to do with Eight, unless you meant ate.
    It could also be 8 posts in one day. Hmmmmmmm I am confused.

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    1. Nope, meant eight at my sea
      No hairball from me
      8 posts in one day would be neat
      But be kinda small compared to the 24 I did at my street

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    2. I remember your 24 posts. Thats why I thought it might be 8 posts

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    3. May have to do 24 again
      One day at my den

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  9. if you copy down every eighth word and take every eighth letter it spells million...so i will take the cash and dash away, don't believe me, check it at your bay

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    1. haha nope does not
      No m's are there for your plot

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  10. Eight eight don't be late
    For a very important date
    Eight vids with Captain Pat
    Truedessa and fake representation cat
    They sail all year the time is near
    For Bora Bora to appear
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Time does fly......like a kite

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    1. Well there is 8 of those
      Two have yet to give shows
      But nope not it
      Has to do with the post at my pit

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  11. nobody would want a rat as a prize

    or maybe some cats that certainly wouldn't hear cries

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    1. haha no rat for you
      Could taste good in stew

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    2. lol all for you
      I such a prize ever comes due

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  12. The auctioneer gave me a Christmas ham
    because a good employee I am!
    The Mr. was a bit more lucky
    he was given an iPad mini!
    I guess that's the difference between a full time job
    and just 3 days a month, like a part time slob.
    hahahaha....

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    1. haha a christmas ham you say
      Hmmm that is some bonus at your bay
      I'd rather have the mini any day
      But yeah a part time slob gets no mini to play
      That I will be too
      Last full week this week at my zoo

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  13. I'm confused. So I'll just go play my fiddle and watch my mutt piddle. ;0)

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    1. Piddle on the floor?
      Cleaning that up will be a chore

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  14. I guess your Top Eight
    Christmas movie rates.

    Or is in Eight favorite Christmas tunes
    that will get stuck in our heads til June?

    Eight toes left on the zombie feet
    as two finally dropped off, not so neat?

    Or maybe Eight minutes of a new video clip
    that you made and think is so hip?

    Whatever it is, I'm sure we will all agree
    that we're glad it's only 8 and not 33.

    haha.

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    1. Nope, not a one
      Good guesses under my sun
      But none have to do with the post
      Sly as I threw that in at my coast

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    2. Eight more working days left in the year?
      Eight little fleas biting your rear?

      Eight more followers to reach a certain goal?
      Eight pats of butter on your dinner roll?

      Eight reindeer on Santa's sleigh?
      Eight new cats coming to your bay?

      Eight resumes you sent out this week?
      Eight scoops to the litter box? I'm sure Pat did shriek!

      hahahahaha.....

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    3. My work days are through
      None left this year at my zoo
      Nothing on my rear
      Thanks for asking though, dear lol
      Followers come and go
      Yuck to butter but that you know
      Santa is jolly and fat
      Pffft no way to another cat
      Nah, screw that
      And yeah been there with that many scoops at my mat
      But none relate to the post at hand
      8 are there at my land

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  15. Could it be an octopus or maybe a spider?
    other than that I have no idea!

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    1. haha nope, but could be onto something
      With your answers at my wing

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  16. Eight crazy nights of Hanukah
    To smoke our marijuanikah ??

    Reference is Adam Sandler song, and he'll make a guest appearance.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Good movie indeed
      But no Adam Sandler and his shitty new movies allowed at my feed

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  17. I'm to busy to figure the mystery of the eight you want to share,
    Don't busy moms get a special insight to what is meant there?

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    1. A busy bee
      There, I just helped thee lol

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  18. orlin N casie...if yur givin a way 8 dead mice we will glad lee take em....if ewe saw 8 burdz, we iz troo lee sorree...if ewe posted thiz post yesterday it bee 8 days til Christmas.....if ewe countz both yur paws it bee a total oh 8...if you count de mewvies R way awesum fry N seer pal Godzilla starred inn we just loozed thiz bonus ! hay, we bee offline two morrow sew enjoy de week oh end !!

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    1. Godzilla would win I bet
      He'd eat the birds and every other pet

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  19. I don't know, I think eight is enough!

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  20. 7 8 9
    but not mine..
    I'd enjoy the time
    well spent
    with music
    eighths, hope it's
    not crime.

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  21. So you are resorting to bodily functions, are you, Pat?

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  22. I have no clue, not even gonna guess. Had fun reading the other guesses though.

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    1. haha guesses surround
      But no answer is found

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  23. I have no clue! I suck at guessing games :( But if you are feeling generous, you can send $8 my way ;)

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    1. haha would that be canadian though?
      As it would be less dough

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  24. I'll gnaw on your riddle as nothing is hitting me yet. Wait, I should have made a cat reference rather than a dog one.

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    1. haha the dog reference will get you nowhere
      But could get you one step closer at my lair

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  25. No bonuses here. I think I may have heard a bah-humbug from the powers that be.

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    1. Bah humbug from them you say
      Geez turn and run the other way

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  26. How about........ Eight different people at one time or another were FIRST at your gate?

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  27. 8?? Tomorrow's post will be at 8 instead of 7?

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  28. I did not look at the comments
    but I do fear I am confused
    You are probably enjoying all of this
    and are very amused!

    but if I had to take a guess
    and go out on a limb
    I think you are taking Christmas bonuses
    or is my thinking very slim?

    betty

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    1. haha oh yes so amused
      As all seem abused
      Nope, nothing to do with that
      Here at my mat

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  29. Poetry and rhymes have never been my strong suit. But it was fun reading it.

    Love the new header.

    .......dhole

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    1. Couldn't take a guess
      It is hard I confess

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  30. In the spirit of 8, let me consult my magic eight ball. It says... "Ask again later."

    Why the hell do I even have this stupid thing?

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    1. Could chuck it at someone
      And make them run

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  31. You giving me 8 dollars because we don't get Christmas bonuses?
    So thoughtful of you, I will send you my bank details later on.

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    1. Nope, but nice try
      Need to be a better spy lol

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  32. Gah, I cheated and scrolled down to the comments. Now I have to go back and count the animals. ;)

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    1. haha such a cheat
      At least you can admit it at my street

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  33. Had no clue until I saw the answer from you

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