Monday, December 23, 2013

A Holy Night With Two Light Hearted Fools In Sight!

So back we are as the two light hearted fools, who never get very far, are back and under attack. By who you ask? I think evil Santa is up for the task. He is rather chipper and looks like a stripper.

Evil Santa on display,
Sends them back across the bay.
There they find one and all,
Who they defeated and had a ball.

Grumpy Goo,
Is in view.
Numb tongue and the Gawker too.
A certain redneck comes due.

Along with the halloween nut,
And boney her loyal mutt.
Some Irish lass is there,
Along with some one eyed old mare.

Even the ninja wannabe,
And a fake representation of me.
All thanks to the Truedessa loon,
And her fetish with the moon.

So have fun,
Giving it a run.
With many in view.
Next one could be you.



So how was that? In the holiday spirit now at your mat? The ninja wannabe didn't play that bad that time. I guess he can make a half decent chime. Now that the crazies are out in mass, I will go hide my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

74 comments:

  1. Halloween every day? There's no place to run
    Evil Santa had now brought in the evil drums
    Make the best of it
    Go through the skit
    Strumming 'Merry Christmas' looked like fun

    Hank

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    1. Fun indeed
      At my feed
      As go with the flow
      The legend will grow

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  2. Oh. Though the Ninja wannabe's playing was great, I think I'm even more bah humbug than I was before.
    Loved this one. And now I'm gonna have that darn tune stuck in my head all day.
    Bah! Humbug!!

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    1. Geez such a scrooge at your sea
      Maybe now you'll sing with glee

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  3. Twas grand to see the clan
    those that tried to ruin our plan
    as we sailed the aqua sea
    searching for the golden key
    to unlock hidden treasures
    enjoying a bit of um pleasure
    the glow of the glorious full moon
    makes us into a couple of loons
    delightful friends getting in our way
    as we sail to the shore of bora bay
    two light hearted fools having fun
    facing each day with the rising sun

    Singing to the tune of the Ninja Wannabe
    Merry Christmas to all, smiling with glee

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    1. haha many try to get in our way
      As we go towards the bora bora bay
      But they end up far away
      Or drop dead from old age as they play
      Then to the berth below
      Is where the two go
      After maybe a whack or two
      Upon the deep blue

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    2. Aye Captain a sword I do yield
      you know what that shall mean
      perhaps you will need a shield
      never know what might be seen
      Haha whack away in the bay

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    3. hmmmm a shield I will have to find
      To cover my behind
      Make you work
      For such a perk

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    4. oh geesh....get a room. lol....

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    5. Point the way
      And in a room we`ll play

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  4. Pressure's on! Now I need to learn to play that for real. In case evil Santa shows up at my mat.
    Awesome video, Pat!

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    1. haha yeah have to get that tune down
      So santa can't rule your town

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  5. Dang, I can still bust a move on that disco floor, and ya better watch out if ya got a big zit 'cause I'll come after ya with a vengeance!

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    1. The zit collector
      Or maybe zit detector

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  6. Quite the colorful cast. I never knew clumping kitty litter had such uses

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    1. Add in one more yippee
      From little ol' me
      Couldn't resist after seeing R
      Write something different from his bar

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    2. Still can say two words
      Language of the birds

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  8. Santa has gone bad and done in by his own tune

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    1. Should have stayed jolly
      I could have used good golly miss molly

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  9. I love Grumpy Goo's voice. Also, an appearance by Ninja Alex shredding on the guitar? This was just plain awesome.

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    1. He sure gave a tune
      Grumpy goo is quite the loon

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    1. She seems to be able to
      Until a zit comes in view

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  11. Absolutely love having our Ninja Cap'n save the day. Powers of Grayskull? lol

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    1. lol He-man reference galore
      At our shore

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  12. Bah Humbug I have been
    Since chaos ruled my den
    Busted pipes took my spirit
    But your video did cure it
    As Ninja Wannabe played his song
    I danced and sang along
    The crew was snappy yappy
    And good evil made them happy

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    1. I'd be bah humbug too
      There at your zoo
      With everything wet
      Cat would be a scared pet
      Glad it was grand
      As you hit play in my land

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  13. Why evil Santa
    got so quiet voice
    is he an angel
    in disguise?

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  14. There's that word 'wanker' again, lolol

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    1. lol got to love using wanker
      Beats talking about a banker

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    1. Ninja sings a tune
      As the other two swoon

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  16. now that was a journey....ha... beware of the evil santa..i like his batman wings though...smiles... merry christmas and i loved the guitar...smiles

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    1. Guitar was fun
      As he made evil santa run

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  17. We are full of holiday spirit and sometimes are just plain full of it!

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    1. haha full of it we all are
      Many a time at our bar

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  18. grumpy santa is rather scary, almost as much as
    aliens probing your butt, alex to the rescue with an amzing christmas riff

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    1. Yeah aliens probing wins out
      That is the scariest shout

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  19. orlin N cassie....wee bee ona pos dee vuze two day N with de lightnin fast speed of blogger we wanted ta say merry christmas bee for easter getz heere!!!!!

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    1. Yeah have to get it in
      Before Easter shows at our bin haha

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  20. I was hoping for some erotica at your bay
    Like an Evil Santa-Truedessa roll in the hay
    But I'm still overly impressed
    All you put into these makes your place the best.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha geez aren't you naughty today
      That would go in some alternate reality type bay

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  21. Another year getting ready end and those two fools are still alive and kicking. Too bad evil Santa didn't give them what they have coming due.
    There's always next year, I suppose.

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    1. The two fools are still alive
      Unlike the halloween nazi they will survive

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  22. Love ending the year with a little Evil Santa although I gotta say scenes from Bad Santa played in my head while reading and well I am thinking they are not the same Santa...

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    1. A tad different I say
      Evil santa wanted to rule the world at his bay

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  23. Now I'm all full of the holiday spirit. :)

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    1. He did a good job
      Bet his name was bob

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  25. Lol. Great holiday poem. Thank you for sharing it.

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  26. Christmas Eve will be soon

    The cat might see Santa at noon

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  27. Santa's voice cracked me up
    Are you sure he isn't an innocent pup?

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    1. haha that would be worse
      He`d eat crap and make me curse

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  28. Very clever, Pat!
    Now I am all set to go out and "Ho ho ho" to everyone I meet!

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    1. haha they may give you a strange look
      There at your nook

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  29. LOL... You two talk to much!! That was funny. Trudessa sound spooky with her voice. Is it suppose to be sexy or scary?

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    1. haha could be either or
      Depends if you piss her off going to bora bora shore

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