Saturday, December 14, 2013

A Little Misspelling Brings A New Telling!

So what is in a name? Can you make any name claim? I suppose I'll leave that up to you, too much thinking for my zoo. The voices each have their own name though. They ranted until they got one at my show. Anyway, away we go, naming things high and low.

Mary Christmas today.
Mary, did you have it already at your bay?
Boy, you are fast.
Hope it was a blast.

Santa Claws will be here soon.
Are his claws dull like a spoon?
If not, I will run away.
With claws I don't want to play.

Atoms are really neat.
Atom that fact was sweet.
But is that all you got?
It may not make the cut.

Find a Male 4 Rosey?
I hope he brings a posey.
I hope he is a nice male too.
You may get a few.

Old One I is still scary.
Doesn't that I look hairy.
One I in her name,
Suppose it's a true claim.

Keith Win you say?
Will he share at his bay?
It was only an old shoe?
He can keep that at his zoo.

Clawdia is one to watch out for.
She will attack at your shore.
Those claws are sharp.
They may cover you in a tarp.

We We?
Are you flying in a tree?
Trying to dance a jig?
Maybe swing from that tree twig?

Pat Hat day it is today.
Pat your hat until May.
Might wear out your hand,
Patting so much across the land.

Well dam!
Water dripped on my ham.
Clawdia is at fault,
She sliced them too thick at her vault.

Just a little fun as the Mary Christmas popped in under my sun. So it had to be done and given a run. Most names don't have another spelling who's meaning is different when yelling. But some surely do break such glass and had to be used by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. Without a break, now # 4
      Slow road going for more

      Hank

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    2. People seem out to get you
      So double digits never come due

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  2. Claws, Clawdia, Hatt, Mary, what else have you got
    Misspelling of names as Mary Christmas had popped
    An exercise all in fun
    Will make a good run
    Just waiting patiently to fill up the many empty slots

    Hank

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    1. Yeah was fun to give a go
      Adding to the flow
      Could have more
      At my shore
      You just never know

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  3. Rosey will get males ringing her bell
    Hubby may tell them to go straight to hell
    If Keith wins the lottery, he'll have to share
    Or we'll all come to visit and throw him down the stair
    Names are delightful, some twist the tongue
    Some show musicality especially when sung
    There is a name from which I would surely part
    It's the one and only infamous Johnny U. Wilfahrt

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    1. haha sounds like a plan
      We'll make him share with every fan
      haha yeah I'd have to part with that name
      Unless I wanted farting world wide fame

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  4. My last name is Actually close to that - Wynn
    Did you already know that or is this a coincidence at your bin?
    People are always spelling it your way
    Maybe they'll get it right someday haha

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    1. Yeah I knew that
      Hence the play on it at my mat

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    2. I knew it too. We are just a bunch of Smarties. Susan of "I think That I am" ..... she calls her hubby Smarticus. LOL

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    3. Ha Pat remember all lol
      is good....and terrible:)

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    4. lol yes all stays in my head
      Can use it to cause dread

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    5. I too thought I remembered who Keith "Win" was.

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  5. When I was reading I thought of your name, then I saw you got to it... beat me to the punch. And I've already got a house full of males...well I used to have, they're growing up and leaving one by one these days. :) Pretty soon I'll have a house full!! Hurrah for a holidays, a good excuse to come home to mama!! And lol to Claw-dia. :)

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    1. haha have to get myself too
      As it is easy enough to do
      And males all around you
      See i was right at my zoo

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  6. ha, beware the claw's for sure for they will spear and tear
    all run in fear...Males for Rosey sounds like a video name
    for one that might bring shame on a conservative family
    you know...hahaha and hohoho

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    1. They will sure make quite the hole
      Clawing up things as they stroll
      And yeah sounds like something
      Where lots of spit would fling

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  7. Ha..ha, this Mary is in the Christmas spirit this year for sure. Tree is up at my bay. Smiles. I would say I am ready for Santa Claws, though at my house is it probably Santa Paws! (Smiles) And it is so cold here that I am Pat(ting) my Hatt several times a day, in and out of the door with dogs at my bay. Brrrrrrh, I hope this does not last until May!!! Happy weekend, Pat. Stop over at dVerse Poetics today! Light a candle with me, even though you don't have a tree. Smiles.

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    1. Santa paws or claws maybe both
      Then with the fighting things would go south
      Pat that hatt haha
      Hopefully it does get warmer at your mat
      And will stop on bye
      To watch the candles fly

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  8. As long as We We doesn't pee while up that tree,
    Yes, that is the most rhyming line I have ever written in my life...

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    1. haha look at you go
      See you do have the flow

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  9. Our cat was a gift on a long ago Christmas Day,
    We spelled it Merry instead of the other way.

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    1. Could way to spell it too
      More original at your zoo

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  10. I went to school with a girl named Mary Christmas! She was born on Dec. 25th!

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    1. haha that would suck
      With presents you'd be outta luck

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    2. yeah, and the name was kinda corny!

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    3. yeah very much so
      Her parents had to know

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  11. "Pat Hat day it is today. Pat your hat until May." Ha, love it.

    What about rubbing your stomach, while patting your hat? Can you do that?

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    1. Yep, can do that with ease
      Although it looks like I'm scratching fleas

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  12. I do sometimes pat my hat too Pat!

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  13. haha...clawdia cracks me up.... you should see me laugh...smiles

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    1. haha glad it was fun
      As it had to be done

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  14. For weeks I have not been able to comment st your spot
    And that has been making my brain get kind if hot
    Not in a good way
    Just another way to say
    I think blogger hates me

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    1. Hmmm that is just rude
      Blogger giving you attitude
      Have to kick them in the rear
      To get their act in gear

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  15. Mary Christmas how clever indeed
    and Pat your Hat, I'm good with that
    Clawdia, always around for a read
    Santa Claws clawing at your mat
    enjoyed Pat Hat day at your feed
    thanks for the interesting chat
    some thoughts just took seed
    before I go here's a whack (lol)
    your place is where it's at...

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    1. haha gonna pat my hat?
      I'm okay with that
      A whack you say
      I'll duck at my bay

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  16. It was Christmas Eve, and everyone was feeling merry.
    But, then Mary had to leave.
    Then, they jumped for joy.
    But, she hadda go, too.

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    1. So some quit being coy
      And just learned to enjoy
      With a smile on their face
      A few may have lost grace

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  17. Most mispell my first name
    Lorna Doone is a cookie name
    I'll eat some cookies any day
    but Loredana it is at my bay :)

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    1. haha thinking you are a cookie at your sea
      That is rather funny

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    2. Haha sweet as a sugar cookie I am
      Served up with tea, butter and jam :)

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    3. Geez you come with much indeed
      Many you could feed

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  18. You have access to a bottomless well of creativity Pat. Wait, let me check my spelling on "bottomless"--not sure if that is hyphenated.

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    1. Bottomless is right
      At least that's how I use it at my site

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  19. Mary Christmas and Santa Claws, misspellings abound ~

    Hope your weekend is not as cold as mine ~ Keep warm Pat ~

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    1. Oh it as is cold
      Stupid snow will grow here like mold

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  20. Kids might behave better just because
    Getting loot was judged by a guy named Sandy Claws.
    A name like that is kinda scary,
    Even to a gal named Merry.

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    1. That it would be
      They may run and flee
      Hide out in a cave
      Or just behave

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  21. I know a little Miss Pelling
    But that would be telling
    Keith will Win
    Or put him in the sin bin
    Let's just pause
    For Santa Claws
    With his droopy draws....

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    1. And a full moon
      For all to swoon
      At least maybe a few
      Who have no clue

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  22. Happy Holidays and merry cheers to all,
    whatever you celebrate and whatever your fears and dares
    and cocktail requests

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    1. There you go
      I think you covered it all at my show

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  23. A friend of mine in HS used to call me Siouxsie.

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    1. haha that is quite the spelling
      Did it bring on yelling

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  24. Santa Claws with red nose
    Pat the Hat
    of
    Grandpa Frost
    then they playing
    snowball until May
    at North bay
    at no cost,
    yeah, at no cost...

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  25. Mary Christmas would be a bad name

    you'd never meet someone with the same

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    1. Nope, you'd be up the creek
      A name change you may want to seek

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  26. I still am amazed at what comes out of your head
    your creativing with rhyme is sublime!

    betty

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    1. Much is up there
      And I'll give it a blare

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  27. oops, just realized I meant to say creativity
    perhaps I gave you a good idea down the line
    as you rhyme!

    betty

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    1. haha you just never know
      Could use it on the whoopdi friggin doo show

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  28. Yeah, like Susan said, Jack Skellington misheard the name in Christmasland and thought Santa was the very sinister 'Sandy Claws'... The spelling is very important! LOL

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    1. lol yes one must spell right
      Or things could become a fright

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  29. I enjoyed this one. Especially liked Santa Claws:)

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  30. Oh wow, Christmas is only 2 weeks away. I guess you just don't anticipate it as much when you get older. :(

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    1. Yeah unless you have kids
      Who run around flipping their lids

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  31. Have to watch the spelling or it could lead to yelling

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    1. At least there is the internet
      But then that isn't a safe bet

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  33. Have to watch how you spell or things could go to hell

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  34. Hmmmm.... so Truedessa is good at Pat your Hat. I could take that all wrong if I wanted to. Maybe you want to Pat Your Own Hat.... Maybe not,.

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    1. haha a lot of hat patting to make you think
      Going on today at my rink lol

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  35. I've been patting my hat all day in this cold weather we've been having, making sure it stays snug. It is a cold one today!

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    1. Yes, it is not warm at all
      Hate the cold at my hall

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