Saturday, December 21, 2013

Caroling Is Not Divine To The Feline!

The stinking carolers are heard all around. I hate their screechy sound. Caroling or doing some party thing, both annoy the cat at his wing. I need new signs to stave off their whines.


The nuts of those not snip snip,
May take a flying trip.
Wouldn't want them seen,
By a squirrel at my scene.


Jurassic Park,
Left its mark.
So they will run,
Getting eaten on the loo is no fun.


They may not like to hear no,
So away they will go.
Straight home,
And won't roam.


See, I'm fine with some at my sea.
Not all of them have to flee.
I can get ear plugs for some,
Unless they also have a huge bum.


Make them think,
At my rink.
Then I'll chuck my own,
Here at the tone.


A mutt has a use.
Beats a noose.
Shoot them in the bum,
Then their voice will go numb.


How dare they try and use my box.
I'll have to get double locks.
Or just make them think once more.
Should keep them away from my door.


They will hurl,
Run away in a whirl.
Scream like a little girl.
I'll laugh and twirl.


Unless they are in a nudist convention,
They'd run at first mention.
Then again they could be proud,
And want to stand out from the crowd.


Had to return,
For another turn.
It might make them read,
Stopping the whiny singing deed.

So think any of those will work to scare away the singing off key nuts with a smirk? If not I could always hit them with the sharp edge or push them off the balcony ledge. The cat is so crass, but it does not bother my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

69 comments:

  1. Give them back more than just a hint
    They never realize they cause a din
    A crooning
    Out of sync
    Making it known, at least try to sing

    Hank

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    1. haha yeah at least the try
      Pat's voice would make someone die

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  2. Cassie needs that sign for her litter box.
    No pants allowed would be great for the house until company showed up...

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    1. haha yeah that would be grand
      Just lock the door and pull the curtains at your land

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  3. Look at the land there is a post
    Must be haunted by a ghost
    Will it be a friendly host
    Or will it curl your toes to toast?
    Will it be hostess with the most
    Or knock one dead and then go boast
    All of this for just a song
    And a holiday ding-dong
    All of this is meant to say
    Carolers just go away

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    1. They don't take the hint
      Blinded by window tint
      So get creative at your sea
      Could just spray them with water and laugh with glee

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  4. I like carolers. And parties. I cannot relate to your grinch-y post. But I like the writing anyway. :)

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    1. haha can't relate
      Ok, I'll send all carolers to your gate

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  5. The fish do leave their stuff in the water

    plus even more like the otter

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  6. Hmm, carolers can come sing to me
    but, those signs might make them flee
    in tune or out of tune it's all in fun
    bringing cheer under the midnight sun

    Signs can be so amusing..
    causing some confusion

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    1. haha good, they can flee
      So I can whack thee
      And then run away
      Much more fun any day

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    2. haha whack thee you say
      better run, I'll whack you back
      may need to hide at your bay
      as you get a whack attack..lol

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    3. lol may take it with stride
      Or dodge and whack back as I smile wide

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    4. OH and the new banner is grand
      it makes me smile in my land
      Captain Pat taking command
      all the crew is on hand..lol

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    5. Many are surely there
      Drazin just giving a stare
      He is the big bad
      Sometimes at my pad

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  7. Those signs really are the best!
    I love the ones that tease and jest!

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    1. I'd have to get two or three
      If I had a spot at my sea

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    2. tape a few to your apartment door...
      sure to make your landlord sore.
      ha.

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    3. haha the building manager lives right across from me
      So when they step out they will see

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  8. def. worth to walk the sign forest... think i would have found it hard to resist to check out the dinosaurs...ha

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    1. haha dinosaurs would be worth a look
      But they may eat you at your nook

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  9. Do you remember the song... Signs, Signs everwhere there's signs. Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind. Do this, don't do that can't you read the signs.

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    1. Oh yeah have that one on my computer somewhere
      Here at my lair

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  10. I think my favorite one was the "Notice" sign...

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    1. Notice much with the notice sign
      Thanks for noticing at the feline

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  11. The fine print on the notice sign spreads glee.
    Now the authorities are after me.
    They're not wearing sandals and
    They're running commando
    Such a glorious sight to see.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha with such a sight
      I bet you will judge their umm height

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  12. I guess I can stay on that private property since I have big boobs. LOL

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    1. lol then you can pass
      As they like such a lass

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  13. I hated hearing carolers
    whenever they'd draw near.
    The old man'd make us listen
    then go inside and drink some beer.

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    1. Thankfully we were far up on a hill
      So to get there they'd need a will
      By the time they got up top
      Their breath was a flop

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  14. The signs are so hilarious, where do you find them ~

    Thanks for the smile despite the winter gloom, Pat ~

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    1. Find them here and there
      And save them for my lair

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  15. I love those signs, they are so funny! Evil squirrels!!!

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    1. haha squirrels we need to avoid
      They are rather paranoid

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  17. I am a fan of Christmas carolers
    who are spreading joy
    I can't find fault with those
    who try to have us enjoy!

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    1. Even if they sound like a dying fish
      You can keep them if you wish

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  18. I love caroling! Sorry the ones at your sea are off key!

    have a very Merry Christmas!

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    1. Yeah they are off a bit
      Scary and not a hit

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  19. Ah, the Carol singers
    Put them in wringers
    Go poop on them all
    Have a ball
    And the sign said
    At my dread
    Go read this post
    From the cat host


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    1. A sign pointing towards me?
      Yippeee famous at my sea

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  20. I guess I'm safe around the squirrels now, but I'm not sure the trade-ff was worth it.

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    1. Grab some Raid
      Then you'll never fear the trade

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  21. dude, i need to stop letting my nuts hang out at the park
    it might spark a squirrel attack, and i would be a sad sack
    would not mind a dino in the yard,
    might be a bit more feared
    than the dog...heh, wonder how much fish crap
    we've eaten as well...

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    1. Yeah probably have eaten a ton
      yuck to my ocd under my sun
      Dino would sure trump a dog
      For fear at ones bog

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  22. LOL, again where do you find all these things
    they are all so silly and a smile they bring!

    betty

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    1. A smile is the best
      The signs pass the test

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  23. LOL! And LOL, several times over. I needed this today :)

    ........dhole

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    1. Glad I could send cheer
      There and near

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  24. OMG that first sign, LOL!
    I never see signs like that where I live...
    Of course, I live at work and home. I don't go anywhere else.
    That might be why. :)

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    1. haha that may be the cause
      You don't see any signs that would make many pause

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  25. Seriously, you have carolers? I thought those were just in movies. I have never seen or heard any around here! I think they might be fun!

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    1. haha oh seen a few
      Hurt the ears they do

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  26. Replies
    1. avoid the mutt
      Or get shot in the butt

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