Sunday, December 1, 2013

Don't Shoo From My Zoo!





Don't shoo,
From my zoo.
I need a treat.
Some tasty feet.

Grab a toe,
Away I go.
A little chew,
On one or two.

Big or little,
New or brittle,
Away I chew,
So don't shoo.

Jam or green,
As in not clean,
I don't like,
So take a hike.

Up a hill,
To a landfill.
Pop a pill,
Your feet look ill.

Zombie toes,
Bring big woes.
Suck on that?
Rather chew fat.

But a clean toe,
That's all aglow,
I will chew,
So don't shoo.

Bring it near.
Come on, dear.
They look nice.
Just need a slice.

Away I'll run.
It's such fun.
Share, won't you?
I love to chew.

Give me a toe,
Five in a row,
Come, don't shoo.
I want to chew.

What? Shoos were asked for at the dVerse hut. I gave shoos in a way, not shooing all from my bay. There is even a tasty shoe up there in view. Can you tell the cat likes to chew a human toe? Better watch it at my show. The cat will bite lad or lass, as long as not nasty, they are alright by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

78 comments:

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    1. The 3rd #1 in a row
      Just a little to show!

      Hank

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    2. May get bigger over time
      With your #1 chime

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  2. All for a new shoe
    None ever so blue
    Brilliance
    In silence
    Just easy nothing's due

    Hank

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    1. Nothing at all
      But a cat call
      Or maybe two
      Over the shoe

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  3. I didn't know that cats chew shoes
    I thought they usually took a snooze
    I'll catch on now any day
    And I will pause and sing a say

    Shoo Shoo Shoo Baby
    Shoo Shoo Shoo Baby
    Bye Bye Bye Baby
    Your papa's off to the seven seas

    Bazillions of shoes have danced to that song
    To get In The Mood doesn't take very long
    Also there's a String of Pearls
    Lots of baubles for all the girls

    Shoes are important for doing the jive
    Don't hurt your feet, oh man alive
    But if you favor doing the hula
    Always take note that bare feet are cool-a

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    1. You are in the know
      About shoes high and low
      Dancing away
      At your bay
      The cat chews people toes
      Why? Who knows
      And he eats the laces off shoes
      Should you leave them out for him to peruse

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  4. My cat likes to sleep on feet but luckily not chew on them...yet!

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    1. haha wiggle a bit
      And you may yell something like umm spit

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  5. How about shoos that stink?/Don't they make the cat think?/Twice, before stepping inside/and in the end have a headstone that reads: "Of poisonous vapours the cat died/ :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Oh he will still look
      But unlike a mutt he'll trot off at my nook

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  6. I definitely wouldn't put those shoes on no matter how much I was begged to haha!

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    1. haha chicken you are
      They could travel far

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  7. I would have second toughts of wearing those shoes as well. :D

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  8. Foot fetishes are weird. Not sucking on anyone's toes.

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    1. Yeah they are out there
      No way at my lair

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  9. chewing you toes eh? those first shoes are freak-A
    there is just something to the sight of a leg, ending
    at a foot descending, but def not to chew
    perhaps a kiss upon the arch
    ha

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    1. haha the best the cat can do
      Is lick at his zoo
      Then he will chew
      Even the freaky shoe

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  10. People's feet should have to pass inspection by the sops
    Before they're allowed to go in public wearing flip flops

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    1. You could make a living
      Out of feet advice giving lol

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  11. oha.... that pic looks a bit zombie... somehow...oy....wouldn't want to chew those toes...just saying...smiles

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    1. Not as bad as zombie toes
      those can really cause woes

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  12. Oh, that picture really spooks me. I am not at all into the zombie phenomenon. And sucking on toes, I suppose, MIGHT provide a bit of nutrition. LOL.

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    1. lol yeah you never know what is there
      The cat may find something rare

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  13. Those shoes are scary creepy. Some people should really use some soap and water, a little lotion, maybe even an electric sander before putting on sandals or flip flops because black, cracked, dead looking feet are not appealing at all.

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    1. They think they are cool
      As they stroll to a nearby pool

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  14. Those shoes are great. I wouldn't wear them, though ;-)

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    1. lol not even once around the block
      To watch people gawk in shock

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  15. Yep, have to agree
    the best shoes -
    bare feet!
    when warm
    it's comfy and cozy
    to walk along,
    all the details of chow(ement)
    I leave for the cat's enjoyment!

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    1. haha the cat does enjoy
      Chewing is a fun ploy
      As he grabs a toe
      And thinks away he'll go

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  16. those shoes would give you some looks

    one for the history books

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  17. Chelsea has a zombie toe necklace. Weird.
    Those shoes are way weirder.
    Kitties chewing on toes are the weirdest.

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    1. haha weird and wacky
      And maybe kinda tacky

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  18. I have seen shoes that look kind of like that and they looked really comfortable to me.

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    1. haha may look yuck with the toes
      But comfort flows

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  19. a shoe rap with gusto and I love your photo layering. Great idea.

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  20. To the pictured toe shoe
    I say ewwwwwwwwwww.
    How authentic does it get?
    Comes with toe hair, cheese, and stink I bet.
    It'd be funny to see them dance and spring,
    Walking about like the Addams family Thing.

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    1. haha that would be fun
      Some robotic type run
      As they tap away
      All through the day

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  21. AH.. this has to be one of my favorites from you Pat.. great and fun.

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    1. Took 5 minutes to do
      I guess spur of the moment works with the shoe

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  22. Okay. Those shoes are just a little disturbing!

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    1. Just a little bit?
      Not enough to cause a quacking fit

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  23. Those shoo's you are viewing
    are actually quite amusing
    I'd wear them around, might be fun
    pretend I'm barefoot under the sun
    but, bring those fancy toes near
    I might want to whack them dear..(lol)

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    1. lol a whack you say
      Kiss them better at my bay? lol
      Be fun to run around
      See the looks that surround

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  24. You'll find anything to rhyme
    even toes and shoes
    nothing is off limits
    if writing about it you choose :)

    betty

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    1. Nope nothing at all
      Can rhyme anything at my hall

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  25. Bet the persons wearing those shoes gets a double take or two (or twenty two). :)

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    1. That i bet they do
      Wish i had a pair at my zoo

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  26. If I wore those shoes
    there'd be a ruckus among us.
    Because everyone would say, "EWWWWWWW!!!!
    The dude's sportin' some toenail fungus!!"

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    1. You'd have something thinking they were neat
      Others would go sweet
      Mutts would come near
      Go for your shoes instead of rear

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  27. Your kitty would give the mom the willies, she doesn't like her feet being touched. Too ticklish I guess.

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    1. haha oh he would chew
      If he saw the barefoot of you

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  28. I really like having lots shoes and socks,
    It helps in case of sharp rocks.

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    1. haha so fun
      Put them on and go for a run

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  30. Feet are just gross! There is no way in Hell I'd go near anyone wearing those shoes. And now much belly hurts looking at the pic and reading about toes in mouths. Shudder!

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    1. hahaha I know how to scare you away
      From my bay

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  31. Fun poetic write.
    The foot shoes
    tho creeped me out.

    Thanks for joining in.
    Your shoos are silly
    and made me grin.

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  32. Those shoe feet are somewhat unsettling... ;)

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  33. oh my
    give those things a tie
    if you pull too tight
    could hurt a mite.
    lol....

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    1. lol still be a sight
      Maybe a fright
      I'd give them a go
      With ease at my show

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