Did you ever get the feeling that something was off? But no matter how much you scoff, you still don't know what. Let's see if today you can catch on at my hut. It is okay if it takes a moment or two. For it has been done before and confused a few.
Today's post is the bomb.
You may chew your comb.
Have you guessed what is to come?
I hope you have from the comfort of home.
If not ask your daughter.
She may give much laughter.
But just don't sit there and brood,
Or go letting any tears flood.
Did I hear you cough?
That sounded a bit rough.
Maybe you need a mint,
Or a good pint.
Sorry though, I have none.
Although I can get you a stone.
Those I do not love.
Even snip snip they won't move.
Aren't you feeling alive?
Of course you have to be to live.
Unless you fall over when you take a bow.
That could interrupt your flow.
Then you would not be anyone's envy.
Don't sit there and ask me why.
I guess it just has been proved.
I can't help it if you're not loved.
Don't raise your eyebrow.
I may just have to send you a crow.
Yes, you heard what I said.
The plans have now been laid.
It may or may not be dead.
It depends on how you read.
At least it will look new,
And there will be no need to sew.
Are I not an evil fiend?
But I am still your friend.
Unless you are too rugged.
Then I'd have to be drugged.
But I don't mind strange.
I'll give them a nice orange.
Have you caught on to my hubris,
Or is your brain now full of debris?
Did you guess eye rhyme today? I have to do them to screw with all once in a while at my bay. Blame Grammar Nazi if you are now confused and you feel abused. He first told me about such an eye rhyme pass, which I just knew had to be used by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.