Friday, December 20, 2013

It Is Your Fate To Really Decorate!

So are your decorations still off making your guests scoff? I suppose that is good if you want to scare them away. But if that is not the case at your bay, the cat will help you out. Before you lose all you decorating clout.


See you don't want this.
It brings no bliss.
Even if easy to do,
And cheap too.


 You want to make all smile,
And not think you're vile.
So smile with a smile,
And turn up the brightness dial.


Tell all,
You are firsky at your hall.
Hey, it might work.
Could turn out to be a perk.


You can say you have a band,
That would really be grand.
Sing and give out tacos.
Some may curl their nose.



And spread the cheer,
To all that are near.
As many can agree,
At their work sea.


Say you have an open loo.
All can come to your zoo,
And take a giant pee.
Warning! If you see yellow snow, flee. 


Announce you have a zoo.
Betsy could do this with her crew.
Cats by the ton.
Could be fun.


Welcome all nerds.
They would come in herds.
You'd look smart,
With so many at your cart.


Or just go all out.
Announcing you have clout.
Enough dough to pay the energy bill.
Many will come to your hill.


But if this light shines in your head,
Just know you'll have a new bed.
In a nice jail cell,
For quite the spell.

There you go, now you can really glow. You could put on quite the show and have them lined up in a row. How about that? No need to thank the cat. Just helping all in mass with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

86 comments:

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    1. Back to double digits are thee
      Here at my sea

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  2. Innovative, brave Christmas deco
    That many will rightly crave for
    They do mock
    Or cause a shock
    But the witty ones will ask for more!

    Hank

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    1. More would be a perk
      Sure make the cat smirk

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  3. Oh that flasher made me spit out my coffee laughing. Just look at that horrified Mom trying to shield her kid, but see how genuinely interested the couple is holding the package. They must think Santa has quite the package under that red coat indeed!!!!

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    1. haha yeah she shields her kid but stares away
      Must be something about it on display

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  4. haha...the enterprise is awesome. and santa pissing off the house is a trip, hey i say let the lights rip, express yourself....

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    1. Expressing with lights
      Could light up many nights

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  5. Light the night with Christmas bright
    From afar it will be a sight
    Next month they may head for the hill
    When they receive the electric bill

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    1. Yeah they will be screwed
      That bill will have attitude
      Pay me now it will say
      Or we'll have your house within a day

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  6. I want an Enterprise in my front yard!
    Actually, if someone could come decorate my house so that it plays Wizards in Winter to the synchronized lights, that would be awesome.

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    1. haha I bet it could be done
      But it would probably cost a ton

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  7. So many colorful lights
    making the night bright
    one with a giant smile
    & smiles can go miles
    cowboy singing band
    well, that is rather grand
    enterprise ready to take flight
    can you imagine the sight..
    as it beams up in the sky
    oh, wish I too could fly..lol..
    but, for now I have to say bye

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    1. PS Oh Truedessa and the Captain
      take to the rooftops of Manhattan
      under the rare beautiful blue moon
      their next adventure coming soon..lol..

      Oh and have you had your whack today
      smile get ready one is coming your way...


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    2. haha smiles can go miles
      And turn many dials
      Into quick the whack
      ave to catch me first at my shack
      Hmmmm may have to give that a go
      Manhattan the two light hearted fools may go

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  8. The mating reindeer made me laugh
    I almost split my pants in half
    The peeing Santa takes the cake
    I can't imagine all the double-takes

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    1. haha that would suck
      Be outta luck
      Undies on display
      For all through the day

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    2. Trust me no one wants to see that
      My coworker's jaws would fall flat

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    3. Might be fun though
      To strut and watch the show

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  9. Pat, these are undeniably awesome! Hat's off to those who did these fine pieces of Christmas art. Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to you Pat!

    Madison:)

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    1. Yeah some of them had to take a ton of work
      They sure can get a smirk

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  10. lol at the mom covering her son's eyes in the last ones. Fast reacting mama. Shame on Santa.

    The Santa smiling on the roof is awesome. :)

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    1. She grabbed him quick
      Santa must have been one drunk old saint nick

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  11. The Enterprise if very impressive
    even if a little excessive!
    The zoo entrance is just the thing
    I need to add some Christmas bling!

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    1. Yeah it was a bit overboard
      Lights they had to hoard

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    1. Shame on you
      Mistakes and you ruined your streak at my zoo

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    2. You snubbed dverse
      Do they make you curse lol

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    3. I put it through again.
      Blogger hates me..it's a sin.

      So, when do we get to hear about the Eight?
      Eight days left in the year, or whatever you hate.
      haha.

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    4. I left the answer on the top of the post
      Below Hank's #1 boast

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  13. Santa doesn't give yellow snow, that is a plus

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    1. A plus indeed
      Would make a fuss at many a feed

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  14. Those are some very unique Christmas decorations. Have to look and see if there are any similar in my neighborhood. Love the santa peeing off the roof

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    1. haha be fun to see out and about
      Sure would make some shout

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  15. lol at the reindeer one

    they are having fun

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    1. They want to make another one
      As they give practice a run

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  16. Oh, my goodness, you made me laugh so hard!
    This post definitely gets five-starred!
    Now I want to know, with all of my heart
    From whence did come the Star Trek art?!?

    (LOVE it!)

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    1. haha a five star run
      Great under my sun
      Not sure where it came from
      But it is awesome and then some

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  17. Love the creative lights on some of those houses, especially the Enterprise. But someone needs to hurt that Santa. Serious ew.

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    1. Yeah Santa should get cuffed
      Or just shot and stuffed

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    1. haha speaks to you
      All meh at your zoo

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  19. Lots of great choices there... plus I got to see a new header, too! (Well, new to me, anyway.)

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    1. One just went up yesterday
      With Drazin and the crew on display

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    2. New it is indeed
      First to see it at my feed

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  20. All the decorations are awesome. Especially the face like one and space is awesome!!

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    1. Space one is grand
      Fly across the land

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  21. Those are so funny and so clever!

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    1. Clever they are
      Maybe not meh by very far

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  22. Too funny! I like the Santa relieving himself off the roof. I'm sure if my family saw that, they'd replicate it on our roof!

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    1. haha it must be done
      I ever get a roof santa is going to have fun

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  23. These displays won't make anyone yawn...
    I mean, reindeer doing it out on the lawn?
    Cowboys, and smiley faces and a peeing St. Nick?
    But, I really could do without Santa showing his...

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    1. Why did you stop?
      Don't want to get drug in by a cop lol

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  24. Ha, I just keep thinking about the electricity bills these people must pay....but some of the displays admittedly are VERY cool for Christmas Day!

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    1. Yeah those bills would be sky high
      Unless they were solar powered by the sky

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  25. I secret "hate my job" among the pretty lights. lol

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    1. haha stick it there
      Only keeners will be aware

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  26. I can't say which is my favorite! To think, all we have going out front is a sled and a reindeer. There are some missing lights, so it is kinda pathetic.

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    1. lol need another reindeer at your zoo
      Then they can get frisky too

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  27. Mrs. Penwasser draws the line.
    She is averse, I fear.
    of my Christmas designs
    of...deer buggering deer???

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    1. Geez no fun at all
      Blame it on the dog at your hall

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  28. I hate my job was pretty hilarious! I hope his boss doesn't drive by and see that flashing around in his yard.

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    1. hahaha yeah that would suck
      Might be crap out of luck

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  29. Haha only the cat could find
    Such funny lights all around
    And santa is going to jail-
    Will he deliver gifts by mail? :)

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    1. Might take a while
      But the post office will have quite the pile

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    1. Nice conjunction at your sea
      Meh to thee

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  31. Santa can even piss off a roof and get away with it

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    1. He thinks he is great
      Must be a nice fate

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  32. I am not permitted to do any outside decorating here. As much as I I laughed at peeing Santa that is likely a good decision.

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    1. haha not allowed you say
      When the wife is away you can play

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  33. Love the smile with glow
    then when dark outside
    smiley face will be shown.

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    1. A happy face all the time
      Beats a Christmas mime

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  34. Oh my gosh, wherever you found these
    all brought a laugh out of me
    especially Santa on the rooftop
    taking a pee!

    betty

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    1. haha he likes to take a leak
      Hopefully no one takes a peak

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  35. Oh my gosh, the Enterprise! I want one!
    I can also relate to the I Hate My Job one, that one was good...
    And okay, the Meh one...yeah, that about sums it up for me this year. :)

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    1. The meh one speaks to you
      Need to get the spirit at your zoo

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