Sunday, December 22, 2013

The Same Is Oh So Lame!

Did you ever get stuck watching TV at a place where commercials still run free? It is oh so interesting as can be. I mean they have such originality. Each and every brand. Go oh so original across the land.



Look at me!
Go on a buying spree.
I am yummy.
Good for your tummy.


Look at me!
I will give you glee.
Finger lickin' good.
Buy me you should.


Look at me!
I taste better than a tree.
I am low in fat.
How about that?


Look at me!
I'll set you free.
Just whip out your dough,
And I'll fill you head to toe.


Look at me!
Don't I make you go weeeee?
I'm good for any time of the day.
Take me home to your bay.


Look at me!
I'll even feed a flea.
I'm just that good.
Buy me you should.


Look at me!
You looked, yipeee!
Now come on down.
I won't make you frown.


Look at me!
Why not buy three?
One for each meal.
You'll get a sweet deal.


Look at me!
I sure beat tea.
I'm so healthy too.
I don't lie, it's true.


Look at me!
What do you see?
Your meal for the week.
It is okay to peek.

Wow, now if that is not originality I don't know what is. Don't you just love the same old same old commercial biz? With nice shiny "healthy" food on display. doesn't that just make you want to run out and pay? Pffft ten times and I still say I'd rather eat grass with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

62 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Getting quite the streak
      So far at my creek

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  2. That's what the mute button is for, right?
    And no matter how healthy, I can make a healthier sandwich here at home.

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    1. Yep, mute needs to be hit
      And they are about as healthy as a bag of umm spit

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    1. Yup, suck it back
      With ease at my shack

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  4. I'd rather not eat grass but I do love McDonald's

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    1. Grass is grand
      The cats eat it from the land

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  5. Morn'n Morn'n everyone
    I hate food commercials one big ton
    The close-ups make me want to vomit
    Or hitch a ride on Haley's comet
    The zoomed in sauces and the gravy
    Send me off to join the navy

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    1. haha geez they really send you away
      When on display
      I just throw up in my mouth a bit
      Looking at such umm spit

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  6. How they love to hoodwink
    Those who don't really think
    As can be seen
    They're the same
    The 'ads' people with their spin

    Hank

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    1. Yeah they try
      But one has to open an eye
      And they can see
      All the same under the tree

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  7. It's all about marketing with the food display
    I know you would never eat them at your bay
    when you buy one, it never looks as good
    & then you might wonder if you really should
    cat, you may not want to eat a bunch of grass
    perhaps, I will send you a fresh water bass...

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    1. Hmmm may rot by the time it gets here
      The grass lasts a while longer when near
      And never ever eat that crap indeed
      Rather starve at my feed

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  8. Those things never look that good when you get them home!!!

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  9. they never look picture perfect

    there's a lot to correct

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    1. Yeah photoshop does the trick
      They think they are slick

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  10. Ha, that sandwich looks healthier than most!!
    I do wonder if about the taste I'd then boast.

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    1. haha doubtful I'd say
      As that one they probably put on lots of spray

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  11. You lost me in the midst of show party
    how one 'design' can be annoying at the sight!
    Yuk!

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    1. Haha one design can annoy
      Such a pain in the arse ploy

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  12. I will have to say, the sandwich looks the best. Why do people blame capitalism for homogenisation? (tried being funny here)

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    1. I meant the 'fourth' sandwich. But my dog thinks the third one was the best.

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    2. The cat goes with number two
      Whatever will we do

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  13. I live a life
    commercial free
    no such bullshit
    at my sea.

    The lies they
    tell to make
    a sale
    I hope they all
    go to Hell!

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    1. Way to be with that crap
      Blow it all off the map

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  14. I think that is why my husband channel shops
    to get away from those commercials
    but when he does channel hop
    it truly confuses me

    I don't watch TV per se
    but spend my time on the computer
    sometimes I'll take a peek at what he's watching that day
    and see something science fiction that he likes

    but then when that offending commerical comes on
    he clicks the button to something different
    and that is really what makes my head spun
    to realize now we are country western

    so he tends to offend those commercial times
    and click happy through the channels
    I hope you understand my lame attempt at rhyme
    as I describe our situation :)

    betty

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    1. I got the drift
      As he changes some swift
      Not wanting to watch a one
      Of the stupid commercials they run
      The way to be
      Hope he doesn't miss any when he flips back at his sea

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  15. yum....that looks good!
    eat it now I would!

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    1. All yours
      Here no such organ extra chores

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  16. The only problem is it NEVER looks like the sandwich they picture. Some of those Arbys cheddar melt things are all fluffy and when my brother got one, it was flat, dripping, messy disgusting. Got a burger from a fast food place, was smalled than I was expecting and if you go to Subway, they glop all the mayo and mustard all over the meat when everyone knows it goes on the bread. Good grief.

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    1. haha sounds nasty as can be
      Glad they aren't for me

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  17. You are so right, the food does look all the same! Probably same ad company for all. I don't have TV anymore, so I miss the worst of it. But still the radio, magazines, even on coupons - always the same. Make it stop! :)

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    1. Yep, they are all the same too
      They sure like to shove themselves in your view

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    1. haha yeah a safe bet
      Agreed by this pet

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  19. Even 'healthy' food isn't always healthy, especially if it's coming from a fast food joint.

    Happy Sunday to ya, Pat!

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    1. Yeah not healthy at all
      Happy sunday to your hall

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  20. Yikes! Bread! Run away, run away!

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    1. i agree
      Or the loo it would be for me

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  21. While they never look like that, they are never as big at they claim. Definitely all men who do the advertising there!

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    1. Yep, more than likely all men
      At their den

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  22. Hardee's commercials are the worst! No one looks like a super model if they eat that crap all the time and no one eats a burger like that either!

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    1. haha but they want you to think so
      Wit their super model show

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  23. I'm never dazzled. When I see them, I remind myself that the foods are not even real! It's advertisement food for display.

    Commercial is bathroom break, or chore time break.

    I'll take home cooked any day.

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      One of which i'm a fan

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    1. They are dumb
      With their same old same old hum

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  26. Time to go to the bathroom when they come on

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    1. Sounds like a plan
      One of which I'm a fan

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