Thursday, December 5, 2013

Today At My Zoo 1000 Has Come Due!!!!!!!!!

So it has been 1000 posts at my sea. They have sure flown by with each rhyming spree. Much has occurred since the beginning but the rhymes keep spinning. Many come and many go. This you can see below. The cat stole borrowed pics from around. Although for some there was not much to be found. 


And for those with no video playability at their sea, just for thee:

1000 today
Here at my bay
Showing much has come to pass
From my little rhyming ass.

So just sit back and stare,
I'll make you aware.
Of more than the gas,
That has come to pass.

There's been light hearted fools,
One who drools.
Some Halloween nuts,
The cat haven hut.

An eyeballing gawker,
A wannabe stalker.
A rather flat cat.
A redneck dingbat.

A grammer nazi,
A ninja wannabe,
Some rockin old birds,
One with few words.

A remembering grace,
Two with a beer face.
A pokey rock thing,
Some toilet king.

A scary duck bill,
A waffle to grill.
A one eyed stair climber,
Many an old timer.

A lazy game addict.
A thinkingcap in conflict.
A new yorker or two,
A snow catching cuckoo.

A weaver and a hole,
A cuban out for a stroll.
A spitting royal kitty.
One who compares a ditty.

A flea ridden star.
Worm fighters from afar,
One stuck in heaven,
The long lost seven.

One buried in the sand,
One from fact land.
A rosey giveaway nut,
One in a number one rut.

An angry lurking gamer,
One who's no tamer.
Some big long name,
One with blue fame.

One who speaks french,
Another on a bench.
One who's diverse.
Tabbies with a bird curse.

Many a writer,
One who pulls an all nighter.
And tons more amass,
Who come for a random pass.

You just never know,
Who or what will show,
When out drops a mass,
From my little rhyming ass.

And now to mark this day we are giving a $100 Amazon.com Gift Card away! Only way to enter is to leave a comment below. And there is a but you know. BUT to have a winner before tomorrows post runs at the usual time 500 comments below have to chime! Pat's retorts count to but he can't win at our zoo. Each comment will count as an entry as well, so feel free to blabber like hell!

(Comments also must make sense and only allowed two back to back. I know rules right? That is new for my shack.)

Can 500 Comments Be Done Before Tomorrow's Rising Sun?

Must have the ability to use amazon.com gift cards at your show. Other than that let it flow!

And what the hell another giveaway is just as swell!


a Rafflecopter giveaway

So there we are, 1000 posts at my sand bar. Less than three years to take place. I guess the rhyme I just embrace. Here's to 1000 more and thanks for always visiting the cat's shore. Now there is something else I need to pass out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

460 comments:

  1. congratulations on this major achievement Pat !!!

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    1. Hmm..where is Hank today
      he usually is first to say hey
      congrats#1 at the cat's bay

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    2. Hank walked the plank
      In the loo his streak sank lol

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    3. And thanks too
      For the congrats at my zoo

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    4. Can I pretend I'm one if I'm up this high? Poor Hank is really late

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    5. Number 29 is grand
      If 500 reach my land

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    6. You can pretend
      But Hank you may offend

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    7. Had a cat with that name
      Way back when, true claim

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    8. One of my boys beat Hank this morning. Woot woot for gamers!!

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    9. Poor Hank is lost
      Hiding at all cost

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  2. Congratulations, Pat!
    Five hundred? Even with your retorts, that will still be 200-250 unique ones. Are you ready, man??? Because trust me - that many will make you INSANE!!!
    Been there, done that.
    Video was great. Felt like I should be playing guess the blogger. Knew over half!

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    1. haha yeah i figured for one day I could do it
      Every day I'd go really insane at my pit
      Just a challenge put out there
      Half is good at your lair

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    2. Truly, replying to all of these comments could hurt your arm. Be careful Cat.

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  3. Oh my goodness, one thousand posts
    Let's dance a jig with a thousand ghosts
    A celebration comes today
    Conratulations all the way
    The vid is special, all the clan
    Like one big party, man oh man
    It almost knocked me off my pegs
    A giveaway with all the regs
    But it will be the test of time
    Getting all these cats to write a rhyme

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    1. haha yeah 500 rhymes on one post
      Not sure it will happen at my coast
      But gave it a go
      To see what will flow
      And video was fun
      It had to be done

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    2. you're looking to dance a jig with 1000 of me?

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    3. That would be scary
      But could be merry

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    4. hmmm okay
      Time travel at my bay

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    5. I will dance a jig with a
      thousand ghosts as long
      as they are friendly...

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    6. haha I'd like to see that
      At your mat

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    7. On the anniversary of my husbands death, I dance with ghosts.

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  4. haha...i like the voice in this song...fun stuf...and congrats on 1000, that is some longevity...but you drop it daily, which makes it all the more crazy...

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    1. He's the voice of mini me
      Here at my sea
      1000 is a long arse time
      But I keep it up with my daily chime

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    2. I liked the vocals as well. Nice, deep, smoky and gravelly.

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    3. Did a good job indeed
      At my feed

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  5. WHOO HOO way to go at your zoo!!! But hey I just think Pat Hatt just called me a dingbat!

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    1. haha it rhymed so well
      Had to be done at my cell

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    2. Oh my God Becky look at her butt. It is so big.

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    3. Dingbat-he's called me worse than that!

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    4. lol fun to do
      To poor old you

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  6. Congrats 1000 posts written with wit
    and that video sure was a great hit
    so many visitors who would have knew
    as they came flashing into view
    digging the sound of the beat
    made me want to get on my feet
    even giving away an amazon card
    500 comments will that be hard?
    let's support the cat this day
    and see what we can all say
    get posting lets see who will win
    here at the cat's rhyming bin...
    hope you have a great day
    off to hit the video replay...

    from one light hearted fool
    do you want to have a duel (lol)

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    1. lol a duel I will take
      Now wide awake
      Won't pull a fast one on me
      There at your sea
      Glad the video was grand
      Who knows what will happen in my land
      500 is a big shot
      Had to stir the pot

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    2. "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet."

      - Abraham Lincoln

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    3. Damn he was smart
      Way before his time at his cart

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    4. He was assassinated while watching a play. Not so smart after all :)

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    5. Should have wore his hat
      There at his play mat

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  7. Excellent video, Pat!
    Very creative fare
    I never know what to expect
    when I visit your lair!

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    1. I always enjoy the Cats videos. And he'll do promo videos for you for a fee.

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  8. Wow..that is just great!
    Up at the top, you rate!

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    1. Top of the crop
      Lets hope I don't flop

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    2. Blabber away?
      I was an an auction all day!
      Will have to make up for time
      with a few more chimes!
      haha.

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    3. Good thing you got the auction out of the way. Seriously bad weather on the way.

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    4. Auction excuse you say
      You use that every other day

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  9. Congratulations on your thousandth post!
    Let me be the first with a celebratory toast!

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    1. The first you were
      Don't get anything on my fur

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    2. Don't stroke his ego too much Mary!

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  10. 1,000 comments is something to celebrate
    I can hear Tony the Tiger saying greeaaattt
    Every post is unique and one of a kind
    I would like to learn rhyming lessons from you some day if you don't mind

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    1. 1000 posts actually though
      You swapped out the word at your show lol
      haha not sure I can teach
      But the cat would try near a beach

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    2. Yes posts is what I meant to say
      Typos everywhere at my bay :)

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    3. lol one wrong word
      Can make on sound absurd

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    4. I hit him with typos yesterday. It was shameful.

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  11. Congrats on 1,000! We've barely done 300 and we're exhausted just thinking about doing 700 more.

    "Post #1,000: bust some sick rhymes to a sick beat" - only Pat Hatt.

    If I leave 450 consecutive comments, will that help your goal? Or is that cheating?

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    1. lol well as long as they are right in a row
      450 can show
      Have to spread them around
      Glad you liked the rhymes to sound

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    2. Helping you to 500 today
      Still over 450 away

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    3. Beer guys have work cut out for them indeed
      At their feed

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    4. Hey, I'm happy to do whatever I can to help.

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    5. Happy to blabber away
      To get 500 at my bay

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    6. I don't know how you do it Cat. I'm the opposite of you. You could call me the anti-Cat. My goal is to do less than 100 posts a year. I'm pretty sure I can do it too!

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    7. I'm sure you could do that
      With ease at your mat

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  12. Congratulations on hitting the thousand mark! You have quite a cast of characters following you. (Be careful of the scary duckbill. I've heard she's dangerous!)

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    1. Might peck me to death?
      Or cause me to loose my breath?

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    2. The idea of seeing you pecked to death brings me enormous pleasure!

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    3. I'll clip her wing
      Then away she'll fling

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  13. Congrats on the milestone!! The video's cute, you did a good job matching the words to the faces, I'm impressed. And your singing voice was rocking, lol. Maybe you've got a double niche. :)

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    1. lol that was not me singing at all
      I'd scare all away from my hall

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    2. not you? then who?
      you said: mini me
      ........................

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    3. The mini me
      The puppet that won't flee

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    4. Well that mini me sings rather
      nice..had to play it twice

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    5. Twice is grand
      Across the land

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    6. Holy Christ, the Cat with a mini-me. I can barely tolerate one of him.

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  14. Congrats on 1000 today. Quite the achievement I say!

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  15. Replies
    1. Sadly yes
      Why? He won't confess

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    2. R is a person of few words but,
      always there with nice post..R you out there? Reminds me of a Pink Floyd song...

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    3. R is a nut
      At every hut
      Says the same
      Nice Post claim

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    4. R has finally come to my blog and I'm happy to have him. He's like a celebrity around here!

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    5. R with nice post
      Wow awesome to have at your coast lol

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  16. Driving by again to give the video a view what an amazing crew..

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    1. Can count on you
      To blabber a retort or two haha

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    2. We are all so fabulous aren't we?

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  17. 1000????? Where to you find the energy

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    1. My uncle says the same thing regarding his bladder.

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    2. Right to your face?
      As off to the bathroom he goes at a steady pace

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    3. I think the Cat snorts coke. It's the only explanation I can come up with.

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    4. No money for that
      Just eat a gnat

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    1. Did your job today
      2 to add to the count at my bay

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  19. Wow, that's an amazing accomplishment you should be the one winning prizes! Congratulations!
    Will see what I can do about getting you to your goal!

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    1. Be nice to win too
      Here at my zoo
      But the lottery I did not win
      Tried yesterday at my bin haha

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    2. He wins every day as his ego grows larger at his bay :)

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    3. The ego reaches the sky
      That is no lie

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  20. 1000 is no easy feat, unless you just post reposts of news or the like. All original posts are hard to do. Congrats

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    1. Yep, no reposts like Al
      Or giveaways like that Rosie gal
      Just original craziness at my zoo
      Each day come due lol

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    2. Nope, he's never done a repost.

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  21. Replies
    1. that you did
      towards the 500 bid

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    2. Let's all work together to push the Cat to his goal!

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    3. Could get there
      Day is only half over at my lair

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  22. Just posted a copy of your challenge at my show! Don't know if it will send anyone new to you, but it does give me 10 extra points in the cash giveaway! And that does hold some sway!

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    1. Thanks a ton
      And yeah gives you way more points under your sun
      Upping your chances to win some dough
      There at your show

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    2. I will out comment everyone and win!!!

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  23. Just heard about this challenge at Yolanda's site. Congratulations on your milestone and what a fun idea to celebrate it. Great to meet you!

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    1. Thanks for stopping by
      And yeah figured had to do something fun to celebrate it under my sky

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    2. That's nice Cat. Getting friends to help you out.

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  24. It's a thousand!/It feels as if the cat's on Magic Island/ever since I met him/her/it?/I've always known he/she/it is a hit! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. lol not an it here at my sea
      But then again had a snip snip spree
      So you could argue that
      Glad I'm a hit at my mat

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    2. Your snip snip doesn't stop you from sucking the fat of your Viking Woman.

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  25.   \\ Λ_Λ.
       \( ˇωˇ) 
        > ⌒ヽ
       /   へ\.
       /  / \\
       レ ノ   ヽ_つ.
      / /
      / /|
     ( (ヽ
     | |、\
     | 丿 \ ⌒).
     | |  ) /.
    `ノ )  Lノ

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    1. lol how do you do that?
      One talented cat

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    2. He's not very talented. He's just well connected. He heard stories from a little birdie.

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    3. Too bad the bird
      Became his litterbox turd

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    4. Wow how creative I think you should get extra points..that is one unique cat...haha

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    5. haha be funny if it was the cat for the win
      Here at my bin

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    6. Oh I do like the bird as well it is looking rather swell

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  26. What if we count your words
    on our sites
    would it be 1000 or more?

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    1. lol damn, that would take a year
      To count them all I fear

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    2. That would be in the millions.

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  27. oh wow....1000... that's awesome....and that you never know who comes through the door next makes it all the more fun.. congrats

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    1. Yeah you just never know
      What will come at my zoo
      And who will come on in
      To rhyme away at my bin

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    2. Most come to stay, here at your bay.

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  28. Happy 1000!!!
    How one cat gets smart
    when leave the litter box...!
    Unleash the cat in you
    Enjoy the cue!

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    1. The cat unleashed far and wide
      Can sure change the tide

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    2. Far and wide for sure. I can smell your stinky gas from here.

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  29. Woot! 1000!!!! Congratulations, that's huge!

    The video and rhymes were awesome. Hope to see another thousand from you!

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    1. They will keep coming for at least a while
      As I'm done through Feb for the post mile

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  30. 1,000 posts and a GREAT giveaway too. Well look at you.

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    1. Going all giveaway at my sea
      Fun to let the inner giveaway nut free

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    2. Must comment away or nobody wins and the Cat keeps the cash!!

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  31. Congratulations. Writing so many posts is sure a big accomplishment.

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    1. Yeah tons have come due,
      When started never knew

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    2. Actually it's just a reflection of the size of his ego.

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  32. 1000 posts is a lot, congrats. And that poem is hilarious.

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    1. Got many in
      with the poem at my bin

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    2. Have you been probed lately Cat?

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  33. That video was so nicely done and very sweet of you Cat. I'm sorry I'm so late, we've got a sever winter storm coming and I had to get to the stores to stock up before we get iced in.

    I'll stop back by again later!

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    1. No problem at all
      Nasty arse snow at ones hall
      Can make on late
      Sweet? Geez i need to make mean my fate

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    2. You can be nice sometimes Cat. Just don't make a habit of it :)

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  34. Congrats on the milestone but LOL on the number of comments ~

    people come and go but hopefully some friends are still here to stay ~

    Have a good day Pat ~

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    1. lol the comments are rising indeed
      Many like you have been here a good like while at my feed

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    2. He's tried to get rid of me multiple times. But like a bad case of gonorrhea, I just keep coming back!

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  35. 1000 is a very big number of posts to create,
    And that big prize is sure to elate.

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    1. Elate the winner
      Could get a nice dinner

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    2. I need to win as I want to buy some figures!

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  36. Congrats!! 1000 is an amazing feat. Great job at keeping at it. I suck at rhyming so I won't try. :) Just wanted to congratulate you

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    1. Not even a rhyme one time?
      lol that is a crime

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    2. Stick around here long enough and you'll find yourself rhyming with ease.

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  37. Congratulations on a 1000 posts! Lots of hugs for you :)

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    1. Don't hug him, he'll just give you fleas.

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  38. 1000 posts is so grand! You have way more than I do in my blog land!
    Your videos are always so fun. I feel special when I get included in one :)

    Off to enter the giveaway. Winning would surely make my day!

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    1. Can the cat let the halloween nazi win?
      That may be a sin lol

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  39. Hi Pat,
    Wowzzers! 1000 blog posts! That's a record indeed.
    Congratulations!
    Your rhyming gets better and better! I guess that's what writing 1000 posts will do. You put me to shame (in a good way). Something I should aspire to do.
    Have a good one.
    Tracy

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    1. Yeah one does get better I suppose
      With 1000 blows
      Or learns how to fake it well
      When they are crazy as hell

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  40. Here's a second comment to help add to the pot.
    Thanks so much for always commenting when I post.
    I really appreciate your thoughtfulness.

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    1. Thanks for adding to the pot
      Always come over when a post is caught

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  41. Haha I love your rhyming.

    What a fun way to celebrate your 1000th post.
    Maybe you should reward yourself with cinnamon toast. ;)

    Okay, at least I tried...

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    1. lol at least you gave it a go
      Works to at my show

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  42. What a great idea! I saw a lot of familiar faces in that video. :)

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    1. Yep there were a ton
      That I gave a run

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    2. Hey Cat. The reason I had to delete comments is because they kept being thrown to the end of the post. I'm going to get flagged as a spammer here soon!

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  43. Wow one-thousand posts is quite an accomplishment! And thanks for the giveaway!

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  44. I've come back
    to play
    here at your bay
    as I've been
    away too long.

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  45. I put a 20 pound turkey in the oven. Just in case we lose power, we'll have something to eat!

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    1. anne; we hope ta hell N ba jezuz ewe dont looze power
      if ewe eat that dam burd yur stomach will sour
      =^..^=

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  46. 1000 posts--congratulations! AND you really are very good at rhyming--ever think of writing a childrens book? I am being serious here not sarcastic-I think you would be able to write a really good one!

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    1. He's written loads of them. Go to Amazon and buy one!!

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  47. That's a feat that's more than impressive!

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  48. And thanks for including the rhyme for those who can't view the video!

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  49. two orlin N cassie N ther dad pat hatt
    conga ratz for 1000 ...heer at yur matt
    ewe can dam betcha we'll keep cuzzin burd
    N ewe guys keep on rhymin...ewe betcha itz ..werd

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  50. manee thanx for fee churin uz in yur show
    we look prettee good, troo lee, ya noe
    must bee coz we dont eat that damn burd
    coz it looks like N smells like...frank lee...a turd

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