Tuesday, January 14, 2014

A dVerse Look At What's Ahead At Your Nook!

Have you seen a great dVerse movie so far this year? No! Why? With so many great ones near. Paranormal Activity: The Strange Ones was so good it would give you the runs. Okay, don't believe me. I'll let pick others to come at your sea.

The Hobbit - quest for even more money,
Will come when it isn't sunny.
Robocop - remade, recycled and redone.
Wait! They all mean the same thing when spun.

Expendables 3 - we aren't too old for this shit.
Thanks to stunt doubles a little bit.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - childhood raped.
Bay needs to be strung up and duct taped.

Horrible Bosses 2 - get studios bosses rich.
That was the whole pitch.
Night at the Museum 3 - Ben is still here.
Corny, but had to be said I fear.

Amazing Spiderman 2 - Marvel, screw you.
Rights are staying at our zoo.
The Lego Movie - together again.
It must suck to be three part men.

Transformer 4 - blow shit up more!
Plus giant robots galore.
22 Jump Street - Old farts in school.
But we still get to act cool.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
How many things can happen to a planet with no grapes?
Muppets Most Wanted - Spoiler, the are puppets.
Did I just ruin the Muppets?

300: Rise of the empire.
Prequels are which we aspire.
Godzilla - how many times is this?
Fights something that can hiss.

Interstellar - screw Batman.
Not a Ben Affleck fan?
Sin City - A Dollar to Kill For.
Sorry, still won't hit big at your shore.

X-Men - Screw the piss poor third one.
That works under my sun.
Captain America - no there is no Iron Man.
He's off getting a much needed tan.

Adam Sandler "something or other" grosses 200 million.
Some Twilight rip off makes a zillion.
But don't stick up your fanny,
Tomorrow, tomorrow you will get Annie.

There we go, now you have plenty to look forward to at your show. The later ones should be fun and I'll give a few run. But I still think Bay should be strung up and butt sniffed by a pup. Then again he gets money in a huge mass. So I guess he gets to blow stuff up and annoy my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

109 comments:

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    1. Straight with #14
      As can be seen!

      Hank

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    2. Staying on top
      Not gonna stop

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  2. One's favorite to the heart's content
    Computer screen one great 'friend'
    Might be too much
    Some not quite enough
    It is all about the question of time

    Hank

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    1. Time plays a factor
      Could get hit by a tractor
      Then rather screwed
      It would be kinda rude

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  3. "Puny god" doth me amuse;
    Loved it when Hulk blew Loki's fuse.
    I suppose it isn't elegant
    To laugh so hard, but stop? I can't!

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    1. haha that was a good one
      Hulk is the most fun

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  4. Over fifty Godzilla movies! Not going to count the last one though. That was just a giant iguana.
    And cheers - all the cool cats came to my mat yesterday for the rhyming cat. Much appreciated!

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    1. I was there and I didn't insult the Cat. But I did throw a few zingers at Pat. I know I got all the right answers to the quiz.

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    2. Alex
      It was nice to look in at your nook
      Lots of people who write a book
      Thank you for the very fun day
      And delightful people who had their say

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    3. Look you have a fan squad now
      All from the cats meow lol
      Ferris Bueller didn't do it for you
      As they blew up NY's zoo

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    4. Alex,

      Had fun reading over at your mat
      was nice to see Pat and his cat

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    5. Another cheer squad
      As they all applaud

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  5. To the cinema
    I do not go
    for money
    I have not
    to blow.

    From what
    you say here'
    I need not fear
    that something
    I miss as it's
    all quite amiss.

    I'm here on time today Cat. I know, I know it's a miracle and since those are rare it won't happen often at your lair :)

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    1. Yeah won't miss a ton
      Look at you with an on time run
      Same time as Brian too
      Now can you beat Hank at my zoo? lol

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  6. my boys are stoked with the lego movie smoke they are blowing...and spiderman, next year will be all th more grand, i am totally sucker for the superhero stories, in my wearing tights glory...

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    1. The lego one does look like fun
      Spiderman should get to join in on the avengers fun

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  7. I love some sequels much more than others for sure
    But for some movies, a sequel isn't the cure
    I think I enjoy remakes much more than sequels
    And few things beat a really well-done prequel

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    1. Remakes you say
      Ewww at my bay
      Rather watch a money grab sequel any day
      Then the same crap with different actors at play

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  8. Thank you for the movie list, it must be very long
    I'll think about the titles as I start my day with song
    Entertainment at my door
    There is somethig to explore
    Stars with names known by all
    They don't register at my hall
    Created are dreams by a fool like me
    I'll never fit in this world you see

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    1. haha well most are crap
      Across the map
      And stars are vain
      Whack them with a cane
      So not missing a ton
      Few are fun

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  9. I'm looking forward to X Men and Transformers. The other ones I'll catch on tv for free when they come out . lol

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    1. X-men is the one I want to see
      Hopefully they don't screw it up with their mutant spree

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  10. I am waiting for a remake of that old show Land of the Lost. That used to scare the crap out of me as a little dude. Oh wait, they did recycle that one a few years ago. Everything that is old is new again.

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    1. Yeah they recycled that one
      Nothing won't be remade if they think dough can be made by the ton

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  11. Hobbit should of been two movies, not three

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    1. Yep, should have been two
      But they wanted more dough to come due

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  12. I can't wait for Horrible Bosses 2. Charlie Day is hilarious. I love him on Always Sunny. You know, Sandler's next movie may be really funny. Maybe. I liked Grown Ups 2. But, I keep hearing his career is dying.

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    1. He is fun
      But no sequel to that needed to be done
      Grown Ups 2 you actually liked?
      Okay, from movie talk you are striked
      I hope it dies
      With crap like Jack and Jill it would be wise

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    2. Wait. What? You didn't like GU2? Geez, you are one difficult cat to please! Have you seen This Is The End? That was a good one!

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    3. That one was water down nonsense
      Just made one rather dense lol
      That one was a good one though
      Unlike grown ups 2 it didn't blow

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  13. Oh oh oh oh oh, we are super dee duper excited about the Lego movie that's coming out. These things happen when you have a 6-yr. old in the house. :)

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    1. haha jumping up and down with glee
      Swinging from your lego made tree

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  14. Haha "old farts in school but still get to act cool" I loved that. Still havent seen the movie but it actually looks pretty funny. Most of the movies you mentioned I havent seen yet- I think I may need to get cracking on that lol!

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    1. Some aren`t even out yet
      So not seeing them is a safe bet lol

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  15. Dear Pat, I haven't seen any of the films you mentioned, and probably won't. I'm more the "Philomena" type and the "Saving Mr. Banks" type. I truly never dreamed there were so many movies out there that would fit in your musings.

    I've been away from blogging for many weeks and so I've missed all that you've posted in that time. If there are any posts you'd especially like me to read, please let me know. Peace.

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    1. haha oh I can fit in many at my hall
      Never stopping and having a ball
      Saving Mr Banks is a good one
      Never fear, read the latest and that works under my sun

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  16. i have to confess i didn't see any of those... i would love to but somehow always miss them when they're in the cinemas and afterwards forget to look the dvd... ugh..

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    1. haha so forgetful at your sea
      But then many aren't out yet for a movie spree

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  17. Well, I am with Claudia....I didn't see any of these. Admittedly, none are of my favorite genres; but different strokes for different folks!

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    1. That is good as thing would unravel
      You'd have to use time travel

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  18. The Captain might sparkle in round two,
    And Frankenstein promises something new.

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    1. Sort of a new take
      And yeah cap a good one could make

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  19. We might not see any of those, unless you are the director, then we would watch!

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    1. haha nope, not as of yet
      Just a crazy rhyming pet

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  20. My son wants to see the Lego movie. Which means I'm going to have to endure two hours of three-part men!

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    1. haha enjoy the three part men
      Maybe you'll get lucky and there will be one with ten

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  21. Don't mind the superheroes & Hobbit movies but the other no ~

    The original is the best for me; some sequels are just terrible ~

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    1. Yep, some need to never be made
      But the path is still laid

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  22. The muppets aren't real?
    Say it ain't so.
    It's the only movie on your list
    To which I'd go
    But it's all a lie?
    I'll stay home and cry.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha sorry to ruin it
      The puppets do have wit
      But they are as real is the easter bunny
      Oops, spoiled that too, kinda funny

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  23. 'Night at museum" - fun
    X-Man and maybe Hobbit
    make me run
    to the theater feed

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    1. X-men will have me there
      Out of my lair

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  24. LOL. Love the way you drop those rhymes. Fingers crossed for Adam Sandler...he seems like such a nice guy, but the last few movies are a major sigh.

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    1. Drop them I will
      And yeah hopefully he makes something that doesn't leave one feeling ill

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  25. I guess I am just a reality ho. Can't get in to some of those show.... now if they were reality... I would be there for sure.

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    1. Stay away from me
      Keep your crummy reality tv

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  26. Great adaptations. I'd prefer to see them like that, lol

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    1. lol an easier way
      Quicker too at my bay

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  27. orlin N cassie...we haz knot seen a mewvie sinz.......well, we gotta think a wee minit..... last time we steeled de car ta get two de mewvie place we never made it ther....we think we wuz gonna go see.......

    hay...look twilight zonee re runz iz on de tee and vee

    later guys !!! enjoy yur twoozday !!

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    1. Enjoy the twilight zone
      As you run away at the scary tone

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  28. Some of them i want to see. But most of them will more than likely turn out to be awful

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    1. Yeah sadly that is the way
      With many on display

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  29. X-men is the one I'm looking forward to the most

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    1. That one should be good
      If it can be understood

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  30. Stay home I will, and read your blog!
    So much better than all that movie slog.
    haha.

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    1. Get it over with quick
      What if i show zombie feed when you hit click?

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  31. Haven't been to any of these,
    But Mr. Banks sure did please!

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  32. Seems there were many I missed
    but, do have the Hobbit on my list
    Spiderman would be good to see
    too bad I couldn't see them for free

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    1. Hobbit waiting for all three
      Then it will be time to see
      Spiderman they still haven't gotten right
      But it is okay for a night

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    1. We shall see
      If I'm right at my movie tree

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  34. Ha! We haven't seen one of these movies, including most of the original ones too.

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    1. Geez so out of date
      At least food is on your plate

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  35. Lots of good movies to see in this new year
    I'm still working on last year's ones I fear
    Not one to go out to the movie theater
    Thankfully RedBox is cheaper.

    Great reviews!

    betty

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    1. Cheaper they are
      By far
      Easier too
      Can watch when you want to view

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  36. Another X-Men? Really?
    Cool...
    Wonder how long before it comes to Netflix...

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    1. That will be a while
      A good year long mile

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  37. None of these I have plans to go see. Well, I did want to see the Lego movie secretly. My family said it looks bad. But Wonder Woman is in it, so it has to be rad! Right?

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    1. haha yeah it does look kinda bad
      But you never know fun could be had

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  38. Well..i love super hero movies..but the glitz of special effect and affect..nearly hides the story these days...

    Ahh..to simply provide a message and ears..as the history of better theatre lends...

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    1. Yeah the special effect crap goes above and beyond sometimes
      But they have to stop those evil doer crimes

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  39. You've got quite a list here. I doubt I'll see any of them though, 'cause I like more drama and suspense. Still, thanks for the recommendations.

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    1. Well some may have the two
      But yeah, mostly they won't in view

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  40. There's really a new Annie coming out?

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    1. Yep, december is when
      You can see it at your den

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  41. I've been meaning to see the second Hobbit movie for some time now and I really liked the first Horrible Bosses, so hopefully the second will go well too.

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    1. Yeah the first was good
      But no need for a second at any hood

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  42. Ha, ha (hollow laughter!) Watched 6 films on the plane to and from US last week and only one stayed in my mind. You forgot to mention Diehard 541 and Ice Age 235...

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    1. Wow, 6, you must have flown a ton.
      I am trying to put out of my mind that god awful die hard run

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  43. Lots of new movies! I'm excited for most of them, mostly The Hobbit

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    1. Yeah that will finish that up
      Hopefully it is good and doesn't suffer a hiccup

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  44. I think the hobbit is the only one I've seen. I'll give the others a miss from what you've said. Thanks
    Ciao
    Pea

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    1. Yeah not much to see
      Much better to flee

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  45. Oh the Hobbit I have seen... you have given me plenty of reason to avoid the movies...

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    1. Damn the cat is good
      Making all an anti movie viewer in his hood

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  46. Not a one have I seen
    I think they'd mostly make me turn green

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    1. haha better than yellow
      Or a version of some blue that is mellow

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  47. I haven't seen most of these movies so thanks for the reviews! My son is dying to see the new Lego movie though.

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    1. Many a kiddo wants to see that one
      Hopefully it is well done

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