Tuesday, January 7, 2014

A dVerse Rip Off Today With Three On Display!

So for dVerse here and there, Truedessa writes little tales with Pat and the cat at her lair. They are fun and very well done. So the cat ripped her off today but not in the usual way. For a tale has come to life as Grumpy Goo and Captain Red Shoes cause them strife.


There was a man,
Who had a tan.
He was absurd.
With his yummy bird.


I wanted to eat it.
Every little bit.
So we fired away,
In some sort of bay.


I made Pat go and fetch the thing.
He grabbed it by the wing.
Then swung on back.
I needed my snack.


See, yum!
That bird was dumb.
It tasted like chicken though.
But then, oh know!


She came on the ship.
She had a cement hip.
She sunk us into the sea.
How rude of she.


She even killed Pat.
I had to stop the dingbat.
A murderous streak.
She needed to go up the creek.


She waited the treasure,
It brought her pleasure,
All to herself.
What a greedy elf.


But the shine brought Pat back.
A woman he did not want to attack.
But then she looked ill,
And fit the bill.


She was a blue guy in disguise.
Ticking the cat off was not wise.
I kicked him in the giant litterbox.
He sure caused bitter shocks.


The pirates all ran away.
Captain Red Shoes was in dismay.
He had fallen for a blue guy.
I think he started to cry.

Click here for the real story. It isn't so gory.

Well that may not be how it really goes, but another book is here to pose. Sorry Truedessa, it has no rose. Now they go where the wind blows. And now book 25 has come to pass from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

116 comments:

  1. Another best seller! Congratulations, Pat. Great story. Now I know what book to spotlight next week.

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  2. Twenty five's a lotta books
    You'll go for more come hook or crook
    Good job, well done, hip hip hurray
    I know that cat will have his say

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    1. I'll have many done
      At least until 2014 has had its run
      After that who knows
      Which way the wind blows

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  3. I always enjoy your rhymes thanks , they cheer me no end.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Glad I can bring cheer
      From my little rhyming rear

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  4. Book twenty five!
    The writer is staying alive!

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  5. i think i might cry if i fell for a guy
    hows that bird in your tummy the problem with yummy
    things is they can cause trot trains
    i think you and tru should do a book as two....

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    1. haha the bird tasted great
      The blue guy would be a scary fate
      And she does inspire a tale or ten
      Don't worry more will come from my den

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  6. 25 so far

    now 50 is the goal of the star

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    1. 50 is next up indeed
      Then 100 at my feed

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  7. This was so funny Pat!
    OMY twenty five books!! You are a writer machine lol

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    1. A machine at my sea
      As I poke fun at all including thee haha

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  8. I love the story Pat and illustrations are so well done ~ Congrats for another book ~

    Cheers to more adventures ~ And neat title by the way ~ Smiles & keep warm ~

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    1. The story was fun to do
      As was the weird version I did at my zoo lol

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  9. Well, that's another feather in your cap...so to speak.

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    1. A feather in the hat of pat hatt
      How about that

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  10. Book twenty-five is a numbers that's impressively big,
    So happy for you I'll do a little jig.

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    1. haha Don't fall down
      When you jig about town

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  11. Aww, I love that one, and I love the illustrations too, very colorful and nice! Congrats!

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    1. Lots of love from you
      Thanks from our zoo

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  12. Its funny that I am reading this post today. Just yesterday I was watching an episode of my newest netflix obsession and they played a prank where they made a man totally blue. I kept feeling like your character in here could be that man lol!

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    1. hahaha all nice and blue
      Sure would be quite the view

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  13. oh i'm glad everything turned out well... beware of who you're asking on board..ha

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    1. haha yeah make them strip
      Before they get on the ship

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  14. I enjoyed the clever tale!
    Hope it inspires many a sale.
    25 books: May none fail!

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    1. Sure more will come
      From my little rhyming buim

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  15. orlin N cassie !!!! conga rats onze again...at this rate ewe will haz writed N sold 87 bazillion copeez by 2014...oh wait, it iz 2014....oh kay...june oh 2014 !!!! yay two yur dad !!!! way awesum....hope yur week oh end wuz good...it bee 75 thousand bee low zee row heer...gotta hate it !!!

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    1. The cold sucks a ton
      We need way more sun
      Be nice to sell that many by June
      Then we'd sing a tune

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  16. Congratulations on yet another book! Starting out the new year right!

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    1. That I am at my zoo
      Will sure be a few

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  17. Of course she was a blue guy in disguise
    She looked too innocent and wise
    To kill you off
    And take the prize.
    Congrats on number 25!
    I'm inspired and bewildered, no lies.
    Much luck and many buys.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Be nice for many buys
      And yeah have to remain wise
      That blue guy is a cheat
      Plus he has big feet

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  18. Oh my! You start the year like that. Rest assured I'll be back, and back, and back, Pat Hatt.

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    1. haha never fear
      Much to come from my little rhyming rear

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    1. Thanks a bunch
      Even if I am out to lunch lol

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  20. How unfortunate to have a cement hip, and fall into water!
    I am impressed with the 25 books.

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    1. Yeah it would kinda suck
      Just crap outta luck

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  21. So the cat had his way and ripped me off today(haha)
    the post is a bit twisted leading many astray
    as to what really happened on the way to bora bay
    those pirates had it out for me as we sailed that day - HAR!!!
    IF you want the full story, visit Amazon is all I can say
    Another book from the mat of Pat Hatt is now on display

    Aye Captain, are you in the mood for some sword play(haha)
    hmm a cement hip..who or what is it cemented to I say..

    Pat, you did a great job capturing the adventure
    Wishing you success in all your future ventures...
    25 books that is quite impressive...

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    1. Always great to impress
      That I will confess
      Hmm cemented to a thingy
      Some type of magigy
      That may sound bad
      I'll just whack away at my pad
      Hmmm that sounds bad too
      I'll stop now at my zoo

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    2. lol..that might sound sound bad
      you may walk the plank you cad
      teasing you as I sashay around
      don't worry I won't let you drown
      but, may give you a whack or two
      before the day is through..hahaha

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    3. haha should be sound really bad..I may have stuttered..
      as you have left me speechless here today..I may
      have to go on a blabbering attack as well.

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    4. haha don't seem very speechless at my sea
      As you blabber away with glee
      Good you won't let my drowned too
      The mermaids may get me then at their zoo haha
      A stutter is okay
      As I whack away

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    5. haha..those mermaids tried their best
      but, the cat and I put them to the test
      before Neptune hurled us out of the sea
      from their mesmerizing grip you were free

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    6. Never again
      Will I go to their den
      The captain they won't pouch
      As long as below there is a couch lol

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  22. What a great story and so well illustrated. Love anything about well dressed wahines and treasure and islands. This tale has em all!

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    1. All in one go
      Can do it with ease at my show

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  23. You have the most entertaining ways to advertise. I love it.

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    1. Always like to entertain
      Here at my lane

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  24. ho ho ho a gift for the kids ho ho ho

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    1. Buy a bunch and give them out
      With your ho ho ho shout

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    2. Hey that is a good idea Santa you could give them as gifts..

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    3. Wouldn't have to make so many toys
      For all the girls and boys

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    1. Having 25 feet would be quite the thing
      Some sort of insect at your wing

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  26. I love what you've done
    So much fun

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  27. Great promotion!

    How about "Enjoy your winter, KISS a printer"? Our mom likes that much better! (Obsessive, isn't she?)

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    1. hahaha still trying to get your way
      Human printers are nice at our bay

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  28. Congrats on #25
    and what a tasty tale
    hope it does well
    and lots you sell!

    betty

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    1. That would be nice
      Could get some fuzzy dice

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  29. Happy 25 at the board!
    You could save the bird :(

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    1. The cat wanted a treat
      So he had to eat

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  30. I really don't think you can go wrong in reading a story that includes a pirate and bling-bling. Congrats on the big 25.

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    1. Both make it easy to do
      Here at my zoo

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  31. Drew me in had to read and read to the very end...loved it...bkm

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    1. Hooked you until the end
      So fun as I go around the bend

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  32. I don't blame him, I've always wanted to eat a parrot too.

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    1. Probably taste like chicken
      With some finger lickin'

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  33. Interesting story
    Not too terribly gory

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    1. Just a pit
      But only the retell at my pit

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  34. 25th book you say! What a great number of books for your bay! Thought eating a parrot doesn't sound nice, pass me a turkey and I'll gladly have a slice!

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    1. Don't want to eat food that can talk back?
      It may attack

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  35. You wrote a mini-book to promote your new book! You are awesome!

    Congratulations on #25. :)

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  36. You had a lot of fun with this! Thanks for the news.

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  37. Never take to the water with a woman who has a cement hip
    For on the search party's radar, you'll not make a blip

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    1. Sink and sunk
      Too much junk in her trunk

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  38. Bravo to Pat on a job well done,
    another book has come to pass.
    whatever else, you're writing sure is fun!
    Congrats to your little rhyming a$$!!

    Great illustrations too! Good for you!!

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    1. Lots of fun is always had
      Here at my pad

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  39. So cool the way you promote your book. Congratulations. You are a prolific and talented writer.

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    1. Fun way to promote
      Glad i got your vote

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  40. Great book... The blue men acting to be girls withe cement hips can be a nuisance ;-)

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    1. Yeah it can be such a pain
      Hit them all with a train

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  41. Congrats on another book. You soon will have no room

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    1. Have to make more
      As many more come ashore

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  42. Congrats on yet another finish!
    You are really on a win-ish!
    The artwork here is superb
    And your sample is a nice little blurb!

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    1. Was fun to do
      At my zoo
      A story within one
      Under my sun

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  43. Highly amusing tale. I forgot if you do your own illustrations, but they were just hysterically perfect with this well-crafted tale.

    A to Z Team @ Blogging From A to Z Challenge 2014 (where our team's poem is, by MJ)
    Tina @ Life is Good (where I hang my hat)

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    1. Nah, not done by me
      If so then people would flee lol

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  44. WEll.. Pat it's been a while since i looked at your CAT..

    I like that CaT..and you are kinda kool too PAT..

    I like Pirates..and wild cats 2..

    So aye CAT sailor ..have A great sailing adventure for the rest of the day...

    And YNOT.. heck yeah..have a great rest of 2014..

    It's a great year for CATS...and PATS.....

    Truly it is...

    You can 'trust me''
    on that Pat

    and your cat....2

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    1. okay I'll trust i guess
      As long as what you confess
      Is good and true
      At your zoo

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  45. Another book at your bay... Good for you Pat. The more the merrier.

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