Thursday, January 23, 2014

A Little Quote To Take Note!

You see them here and there at many a lair. They are all inspirational and such. The below ones, maybe not too much. But the cat had to use, who knows, may spark some dull fuse.


Bad thing to do,
There at your zoo.
Could agree to fly a kite,
Or pretend to be a termite.


Damn, things went down hill.
No wonder the place is in the landfill.
I guess one to many loved that hit,
Take this job and shove it.


Isn't that always the way?
You sit and stare at the display.
What can you do?
Internet is needed at your zoo.


This one is true.
They blabber about you.
But why care?
Let them waste their time at their lair.


The cat likes to be in the gutter.
So some sure may stutter,
If they think like me.
Of course I can convert thee.


Umm run?
Hit them with a hot crossed bun?
Maybe a pot and pan?
Don't trip over the trash can.


Someone is stalking me.
For that is true at our sea.
Online all the time.
Have to make a daily rhyme.


Spread the love,
With a boxing glove.
Sounds like fun.
Run when done.


Sounds good to me.
For my gutter spree.
Let's me keep pace,
With a smile on my face.


See! All better now.
No need to go meow.
Just let your old toys,
Find new joys.

Advice for all comes in all sizes at my hall. The cat just thought he would help you out with a little quote shout. Now you can live for today and let your gutter mind play. I even just let the quotes give the sass. So fun to do for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. Without a break #23
      Progressing slowly

      Hank

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    2. With each day
      Adding to your display

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  2. Let the old toys find new joys
    Rather not to take it as a ploy
    They have their day
    Whichever what way
    Fun they want without being coy

    Hank

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    1. Let them have fun
      As away you run
      Share and share alike
      After they take a hike

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  3. Those that don't sleep because of Internet scare me.
    Last one is hilarious.
    Although the one about jerks who talk about you I just might have to stick up at work.

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    1. On all day and night
      They can sure be such a fright
      I could slap that one up at work too
      Staple it to the forehead of a few

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  4. Janet Leigh's part was swift and fast
    Her motel stay was such a blast
    The shower curtain always leaves a fright
    See what's behind with a very bright light
    But what to do if she saw Bates
    Motel guest never ever again mates

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    1. Dead as a doornail
      Mate with a snail
      In the ground
      Maybe even worms are found

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  5. haha...some good quotes here... loved the one with jobs and cash esp... there was this little boy who asked his mom how they managed to get into the internet when they didn't have computers back then...

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    1. hahaha funny how not having the internet seems like it never could be
      But wasn't long ago and it didn't connect sea to sea

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  6. I get no sleep because of internet is so true! They made me all giggle thanks for that!
    At the moment my life is more like "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Adam Douglas.

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    1. haha that is a good one too
      But my ocd makes sure I'm through haha

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  7. Free advice, it's true,
    Is worth exactly as much as it costs you!

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    1. Never take the free advice
      Could pay a hefty price

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  8. Here a quote, there a quote... everywhere a quote, quote. Those things fly all over facebook too.

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    1. Yeah the suckers are everywhere
      With extras to spare

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  9. Nice post!

    Haha, fun quotes you show
    The cat gave it a go
    And we have internet, too
    To read them at your zoo :)

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    1. Yeah thankfully for that
      Or with no internet be no rhyming cat

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  10. give our used toys to the less fortunate, bwahaha...i have a few i'd punch, err i mean take to lunch and lace it with arsenic, oh this is slipping down the sink i might soon be in the clink....

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    1. Admitted your evil scheme
      Spike their ice cream
      Hmmm better think of a new plan
      Or you may find yourself tossed in the can

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  11. I love a laugh-inducing quote
    People who don't have a sense of humor should not be allowed to vote

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    1. Yeah send them up the creek
      Or to a high peak

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  12. Oh, that last one is funny! ha.

    When the mr. used to travel a lot I would look under the bed before getting into it at night. lol... My plan? Probably scream. hahaha....

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    1. hahaha good thing you got passed that
      As now there is always something under there, like many a cat

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    2. always a cat under the bed,
      and a few sleeping around my head. ha.

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    3. I just have one between my legs and the other across my back
      I'd be screwed with the bed hogs if there was a pack lol

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  13. You have a stalker? Is it Santa? lol....

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    1. Meant been there done that
      With you know who at my mat

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    2. thought you had a new one!
      that would not be fun!

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    3. Thankfully no
      But R never does go lol

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  14. I always check behind the shower curtains in the locker room. Ever since I saw Zombieland, all I can think of is doom. Of course, what would I really do if one of those zombies was there, too? Hit them with my bike helmet or glove? Crap, I guess I'd just give them a shove. Ha, and my old toys are not joys.

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    1. haha need to get yourself a taser
      Or blind them with a laser
      Not joys you say
      Not even making someone elses day

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  15. The first one rings true to me
    I'd just rather let it be
    than admit I didn't hear
    going deaf isn't a fear
    to many people mumble their words
    while others say things that are absurd
    so I'd rather just ignore them all
    and send them to your hall

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    1. Yeah they mumble away
      I do it at my bay
      When I want others to shut up
      As they are more annoying than a pup

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  16. Partially deaf, so yeah, what - what - what - oh, nods! LOL
    My shower curtain is see through - no surprises for me! I figure it will scare any murderer away - shock is my weapon! Turned to stone and no head of snakes needed! LOL

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    1. lol got yours all taken care of then
      Burglar proofing your den

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  17. That first quote made me laugh, cat/ sometimes I do that after the second "what?" :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yeah what what what
      Okay, or kick them in the butt

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  18. Ha, these made me smile! I cannot sleep some time. I don't know if the internet connection causes my periodic insomnia but it sure stops me from going back to sleep once it starts. Smiles!

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    1. haha well you know internet connection, especially wireless, can disrupt sleep patterns at your show
      So there may be something more there than you know

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  19. Oh where to start? These are all so great. Who thinks of something like the Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Jonny Cash one? So brilliant! But sad too... things have gone down hill :/ But not all things, we've got blogging and pinterest and Harry Potter now (I'm in Harry Potter zone this week, you'll have to forgive me). =-) Have a great Thursday and great post.

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    1. Harry Potter fix this week
      I enjoy the movies at my creek
      Not sure who thinks of such things
      But they ring true as out the idea springs

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  20. Your quotes
    And funny anecdotes
    Are why I keep coming back,
    To spend time in your shack.

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    1. Keep you coming back
      With my rhyme attack

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  21. Okay, this is one of the cutest ones by far
    that I have read at your lair
    you really have talent to write
    or too much time to spare!

    very nicely done!

    betty

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    1. haha oh yes, too much time on my hands
      But you can only do so much with litterbox sands

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  22. Wow, there are a LOT of good ones here!

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    1. Yeah found a bunch that were grand
      And used them at my land

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  23. Did anyone ever tell you how really great you are? Well, you are!

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    1. The cat will take the ego boost
      And let it come home to roost

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  24. Well, the first one is me, definitely. People just talk too fast. Or they have strange accents. Or they are not loud enough. After the third time, I just let it go and nod... It does sometimes come back up later, and I get in big trouble!

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    1. haha see better to keep asking what
      Then get stuck doing something for a crazy nut

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  25. Those are funny, and a Johnny Paycheck reference?!? Who knew a young whippersnapper such as yourself had ever even heard of his music. It has become clear here that my youngest doesn't know Elvis, lol. Who knew that would ever come to pass??? :)

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    1. The cat has heard of much in his day
      Even old Elvis play
      Sure he will learn of him soon
      When you play him a hounddog tune

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  26. I almost spat out my coffee at the "Dear Paranoid Person" one. Thanks for the afternoon laughs and brilliant advice :)

    Jen

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    1. Glad it was a grand time
      And no coffee messes came as that would be a crime

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  27. Good ones! I like the Jobs quote.

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    1. Yeah that one was good
      Had to use it in my hood

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  28. Sometimes when I am singing really badly while driving the car, I look back to make sure no one is in the seat behind me. As if not being heard singing bad would be better than some freak who snuck in my car.

    The shower curtain made me think of this that one. Funny how the mind works sometimes.

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    1. lol yes, bad singing is the first thing to think about
      When a freak who snuck into your car is ready to sprout

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  29. It's all spin
    through slim, skinny and thin

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    1. What about fat, jolly and large
      For them is there a charge?

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  30. Ha...this was so hilarious ~ Online keeps me later than I should ~ Nothing wrong with a sexy imagination, smiles ~

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    1. haha nope, nothing wrong with it at all
      Dirty minds are welcome at my hall

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  31. computers and off-line

    never sublime

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    1. Nope, always sucks
      Better to feed the ducks

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  32. I forget the rest of my computer works too
    Without internet, what's there to do?
    It is as pathetic as it is true.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yeah, play solitaire all day
      With no internet at ones bay
      Is all they can do
      Can't even watch pay per view

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  33. orlin N cassie....theeze R good !!! two bad de shower curtin quote came a wee bit two late for marion crane tho huh !!

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  34. I have a 10% hearing loss in my right ear and a 20% hearing loss in my left ear so I say, "What?" a lot. But if after a couple of times of saying it and they still won't speak up enough for me to understand what they are saying...I either just nod or leave. lol

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    1. LOL leaving is better to do
      Then you don't agree to anything at your zoo

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  35. I always check behind the shower curtain in bathrooms . If I found a murderer in there, I'd would give him a sponge and shower cleaner, and a towel.

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    1. haha well that is one way to keep them busy there
      Well you run far far far away from your lair

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  36. Can't pick a favorite because I like them all,
    I should have a few of them on my wall.

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    1. Many would stop and look
      When seeing them at your nook

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  37. Dear Pat, I so enjoyed your post today with the quotations that you used to spin on. I'd never say, "Well, great minds think alike" to you because my mind is so earthbound next to yours! But I so enjoy watching yours soar. Peace.

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    1. My mind is a crazy place
      With it much i can embrace

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  38. I totally agree, those were all just the best!!!

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    1. All the best
      Beat the rest
      Pass the test
      With their zest

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  39. Those were great. Thanks for sharing.

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  40. Some good picks. I like Jobs, Hope, and Cash.

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  41. If I found a stranger
    in my shower perchance.
    I'd be in great danger
    from not wearing pants.

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    1. They'd die of shock
      Fall over like a rock

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  42. I knew my plunger was good for something

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  43. What's the point in the rest of the computer

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    1. Yeah it can be kinda lame
      And far more tame

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  44. Lol. The second quote is by far the funnies. Thanks for brightening up my evening.

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    1. Glad I could brighten you day
      Here at my bay

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  45. Haha that last picture quote with the used toys :D

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    1. That last one was good
      Had to be used in my hood

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  46. These were so funny, we especially like the dirty bastard one! Hee, hee . . .

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    1. haha so weird thoughts are thunk by you
      Making that one ring true

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  47. I Love all the posts.
    With anecdotes - the most!

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  48. Sometimes those quotes can really strike a note :)

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