Friday, January 10, 2014

A Little Whine From The Feline!

You know the cat has to mock one eye. It is so easy to do under my sky. That cyclops eye just asks for it. It makes all who view it have a fit. So lets see what happens today as the cat rips off one eye's bay.

Serenity is my favorite word.
Actually, I flip that the bird.
Actually, I am not sure on that.
Actually, I blame the cat.

The nefarious cat is on my ass.
Actually, he used my grass.
Actually, I stepped in it.
Actually, I got more than a bit.

I'll exacerbate it as I whine.
Actually, I hate the feline.
Actually, I may not.
Actually, he can rot.

Diametrically opposed has me confused.
Actually, I feel abused.
Actually, I'm amused.
Actually, I'm infused.

Abomination, I am not.
Actually, I like that a lot.
Actually, I guess I could be.
Actually, I have a flea.

No one will discombobulate me.
Actually, we shall see.
Actually, they should get the cat.
Actually, I have a great hat.

Articulate more on it.
Actually, I did that a bit.
Actually, I whine fine.
Actually, I swing from a vine.

I am lollygagging about.
Actually, I twist and shout.
Actually, I fall on my bum.
Actually, I go willy nilly and them some.

The intricate details I will spill.
Actually, you'll get your fill.
Actually, I need a pill.
Actually, time to pay a bill.

Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
Actually, cat I still blame you.
Actually, this damn one eye.
Actually, I need to go whine and cry.

Actually, I am now done. Actually, that was fun. Actually, I have annoyed a few. Actually, old one eye must not have a clue. Actually, I do not really know. Actually, I made this up at my show. Actually, now this has come to pass from my ever so actual little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

81 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Without a break #10
      So they say a perfect ten!

      Hank

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  2. No. 2

    (That did not come right.)

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    1. Actually it would get too long
      Actually it would sound all wrong

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  4. Actually, you use 'actually' a lot
    Factually, I would call you an "actual" bigot
    Gradually, you are getting more and more funny
    Eventually, I wonder where we all will be by the time we get to the Easter Bunny

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    1. Actually it had to be done
      Actually one eyes are very fun
      Actually I may be an actual bigot
      Actually just frig it

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  5. Actually it is often quite amusing
    Actually it may come with a sting
    Sock it to them
    Of one eyed fame
    That'll let them know what's coming!

    Hank

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    1. Actually one eye
      May then not spy
      Actually may turn bad
      Actually don't want to make a cyclops mad

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  6. One eye is once again in view
    this might cause a hullabaloo
    actually, my mind is not quite clear
    actually, it's just too early I fear
    actually, it's Friday so I'll give a cheer

    actually, that was a lot from your rhyming rear
    actually, have to get to work, so shifting gears
    actually, here's a whack before I disappear

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    1. Actually there is no work
      Actually that is a perk
      Actually you are home in bed
      Actually it is all in your head
      Actually the whack was to you
      Actually it may have been two

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  7. All this use of the word actually
    Makes me want to check these things factually

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    1. Actually it may be a fact
      Actually maybe you should act

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  8. Indecisiveness becomes you,
    Actually, as much as the 'flu
    Or maybe just a hissy fit...
    Betcha the cat could jump on it!

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    1. Actually he did
      Actually it was a squid
      Actually who knows
      Actually the grass grows

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  9. Actually this is an excellent post.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Glad it actually was
      With may actual buzz

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    1. Actually was grand
      Actually was fun in my land

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  11. actually, factually is one of those words that makes me wonder the veracity
    of said comments, or if they are just gromets on a prom dress worn by a pig
    but fit on not a bit long nary a foot tall like a foot ball

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    1. Damn, actually send you way out there
      Factually I'm not sure actually you should wear
      Actually a foot tall playing football in a dress
      May turn into an actual mess lol

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  12. to be indecisive is to sit of the fence
    May give one a sliver but never a pence
    Actually means one lied the first tell
    There's more to the story than what one did sell
    Some words are habit, one can't break the spell
    It's only a sliver not a trip into hell

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    1. Actually a trip to hell
      Actually can be swell
      Actually not too cold
      Actually no bursting pipes will take hold
      Actually may not want to go
      Actually you just never know

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  13. Actually I am going to tweet this for you. Maybe another will do it too.

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    1. Actually that is great
      Actually such a nice trait

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  14. Actually this was fun
    Actually this foggy day is not fun
    Actually I wish its Saturday already

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    1. Actually I agree
      Actually it doesn't matter to me

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  15. A most excellent use of words today
    I was smiling all the way.
    Now I'll Tweet like Terry suggested
    So others can read
    And your words be digested

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    1. Actually that is grand
      Actually bringing those to my litterbox sand
      Actually I need to scoop
      Actually could be like yesterday with poop

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  16. If you don't argue you with yourself in this ignorant nation,
    How will you have an intelligent conversation?

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    1. Actually that is right
      Actually with myself I am going to pick a fight

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  17. Maybe now she'll know it's annoying
    and to you, a little boring.
    ha.

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    1. Actually it was rather fun
      Actually it gave me a rhyming run
      Actually she brought it up first
      Actually I ripped off her burst

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  18. ha ha ha! I never should have admitted I use the word actually to much. I should have known it would cause you to tease.

    Actually, I like this post
    it is always fun when you roast
    me at your bay
    it allows me to make you pay
    for being so mean to me
    and trying to spread your fleas
    You'll get yours yet again at my shore
    I'll make you pay forever more!

    (Now, going to lay down. I feel like crap!)

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    1. Actually glad you did
      Admit your actually bid
      Gave me an actually fun post
      To actually get done at my coast
      Hopefully your head actually clears
      Actually maybe you need to cut out some gears

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    2. I'm actually in a lot of pain
      thanks to this here rain
      but had to sit up and play
      over here at your bay

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    3. Yuck to the rain
      And to the pain
      Hopefully it boards a train
      Far away from your lane

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  19. Much of possibilities at your see
    choose any - it's free.

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    1. So many out there
      Not sure free they all are at my lair

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  20. Actually that was fun and actually had to be done

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    1. Actually it was indeed
      Actually it took seed

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  21. actually this and actually that

    the favorite word of the cat

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  22. Love, actually
    Before I flee
    A doggy calendar
    From afar
    Is on it's way
    To your bay
    Hey, hey
    Whatcha say...

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    1. haha the cat likes to eat paper
      So the doggie may have a caper

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  23. actually
    I'm sleepy
    The cold makes me weary
    I need a cat nap
    I'll be back in a snap
    zzzzzzz :)


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    1. Stretch out and nap
      Works all across the map

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  24. Either someone is having too much fun or needs to broaden his vocabulary. Considering it's you, I think it's the former. :D

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    1. haha yeah it is the first one
      Actually who knows under my sun

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  25. I actually read your post,
    I scratched my ear
    drank some beer,
    ran with some deer...oh wait!
    That was last year:)

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    1. Doe or buck?
      Were you in luck

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    2. they were not does
      they were not foes
      I found a lucky Buck and
      yes we did.....

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  26. Actually, indecision is a trait
    That hands over our lives to the whims of fate.
    Hmmm, now should we go or should we stay?
    Next thing ya know, it's the end of day.
    Actually, factually,
    So much fun.
    Now my comment for you
    Is done.

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    1. Actually that is true
      Fate can get us when we stew
      Stuck in a rut
      At ones hut

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  27. The cat must be glad Friday is here. I hope y'all remain combobulated this weekend!

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    1. Hopefully we all do to
      Or else that would suck at our zoo

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  28. I didn't realize how annoying that word was until now, actually.
    So I actually went to my blog and searched the front page...
    Seven instances of the word 'actually'.
    I actually must go now and edit my life.
    Actually.

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    1. Actually I did not realize at your show
      You had so many actually's on the go

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  29. orlin N casie

    act shoo a lee this poem rockz
    act shoo a lee shooz N socks
    act shoo a lee we flip burdz two
    act shoo a lee we cuzz em bloo
    act shoo a lee cyclopz iz mad
    happee week oh end two ewe N dad!!

    hay, hope everee one haza cod kinda caturday
    anda salmon samich sunday !!!

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    1. No burd monday for you
      Actually they may come to your zoo
      No matter what
      Actually beats a mutt

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  30. Even with all the usage of the word actually, the thing that stuck out most is that you stepped in what your cat did in the grass!!

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    1. haha so you have a fixation with what's in the grass?
      That could be a bit crass

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  31. Actually, like I actually, well, actually don't actually get it. ;P

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    1. Actually you actually actually get it
      You just had an actual actually fit

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  32. Dude, I am so going to use the find and replace on the manuscript I'm editing and see how many times I used that A word. I shall replace that A word with a variety of words, like really, truly, and totally or just delete it, too. Thanks for the advice, even though you probably weren't trying to give it, actually.
    Happy Friday. Go out and play.

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    1. So, I found the word actually in 61 instances in my 82,000 word draft. I definitely needed this. Thanks, Man. Don't eat from a can.

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    2. haha damn I wasn't trying to do that
      But glad you could actually be helped out by the cat

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  33. Actually I like the word actually
    and use it quite a lot
    never get bored or annoyed hearing it
    what do you think of that spot?

    betty

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    1. Actually that is fine
      Actually it doesn't bother the feline

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  34. Actually I have no idea what this was about

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    1. haha sorry for that
      Actually it amuses the cat

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  35. Actually I will now be sure not to use actually so much

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  36. You are officially banned from using actually again this year!

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    1. haha damn, that may be a feat
      I may end up in defeat

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  37. Ha, Pat! Actually you now will have me saying "actually" for the rest of the day!
    Actually there are worse words! Smiles.

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    1. Actually there are
      But actually will eventually annoy at your bar

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