Sunday, January 5, 2014

A Politic Or Two Comes Due!

So Pat may have to bite his tongue a bit but the cat does not have to do it. Away I can go with whatever I want at my show. Don't worry though its not about politician idiots at my show. I think I'd throw up in my mouth writing about that or just have a hairball on the mat.

There is a ring,
Say one thing.
Really mean another,
Oh brother.

I hate that phrase,
But over it I'll glaze.
Away I will go,
At my show.

Pucker up lass,
Tag that ass.
With your lips,
Not your hips.

Don't get dirty,
This isn't flirty.
Mind from the gutter,
Big ass though, so shutter.

Oopsy, they say.
Facts they lay.
Really thinking hard,
To bury you in the yard.

While others are fine.
Oh so divine.
Ass on their lips,
From multiple trips.

Do less with more,
At a certain shore.
But more for less,
Is your mess.

All in a round about way,
To play chicken at your bay.
Afraid to cross the road,
So they drop a load.

Of BS that is,
With their shifty biz.
Trying to be all grand,
When lying at their land.

They simply want the space,
So lie through their face.
One you'd like to slap,
As the bs flies from their yap.

Pat can bite his tongue indeed at a certain feed. But the cat will just blither away no matter what they say. And if they should see, doesn't bother me. Some have less class than the fleas on my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

69 comments:

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    1. Without a break #5
      Nice to survive!

      Hank

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    2. Staying on top
      Not gonna flop

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  2. Saying one thing meaning another
    Very much like a political manoeuver
    Funny enough
    Wondering such
    Are lady politicians here now the score

    Hank

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    1. We shall see
      As they let things fly free
      All a load of crap
      They spread across the map

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  3. And if you believe what passes their lips, then we have an English bridge in Arizona to sell you. Wait a minute, we actually do...

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    1. haha is it a model of one?
      I bet walmart has a ton

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  4. I get totally sick of listening to all the BS.

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    1. Shove worms down their throat
      Then they will be as useless as a goat

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  5. You should see the political mess here in Toronto ~ I don't believe anything I read in the papers now ~

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    1. haha I wouldn't at all
      With all the crap at your hall

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    2. Rob Ford is a joke

      his ethics are broke

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    3. He needs the boot
      And to become a mute

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  6. 'Tag that ass'? Haha sorry I'd rather not

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    1. haha good for you
      No ass kissing comes due

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  7. check for chapped lips,
    or a ring of shit from ass kissing BS
    i def get sick of it, empty lacking substance,
    yep. i feel you.

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    1. haha ewww to me ocd
      But right from thee
      Just keep their ring of shit away
      As they go throughout the day

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    2. Gross, Brian!
      Can't you just give a peck on a bun?
      Why go deep a ton?
      lol....

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    3. haha he goes right in
      So not a win

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  8. If there is one thing I have learned
    Don't believe government or you'll get burned
    Stop believing politician rot
    Just tell em NO but thanks a lot

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    1. haha not sure I'd even give them thanks
      Make them walk some planks

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  9. I don't get into politic's for the reason I don't understand what they're talking about. Great post.
    Yvonne.

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  10. Yep, when it comes to politics that nailed it!

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    1. Avoid them every day
      If one can at their bay

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  11. Politics and politicians can't be trusted anymore.

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    1. None of them can what so ever
      They think they are clever

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  12. As you are prolific
    Be your own politic!
    At each nook,
    with new book!

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    1. haha that sounds grand
      Just use the books across the land

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  13. So many lies, doesn't matter who dies. I think that's happening here, it's new fires at Fukushima I fear. But the west coast is fine, at least that's the party line. I like a cat who tells the truth at his mat. Too bad the politicians just lie and get fat.

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    1. The cat says it his way
      No matter the day
      Let them get fat
      And bury them in scat

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  14. That pretty much sums up politics!

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  15. hate ass kissers at work to the big jerk

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    1. They pucker up with glee
      Whenever them they see

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  16. Some things are certain, not being able to believe our politicians is unfortunately one of them. I sometimes wonder how that ever came to be accepted or acceptable, but I know my wondering won't do a bit of good.

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    1. Yeah it seems to have always been that way
      At least for a century or ten at our bay

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  17. Just keep the spirit all through the year! ho ho ho

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    1. Santa came to visit me, too
      and join my followers crew.
      Must be a friend of R
      but uses a sleigh instead of a car.
      hahaha....

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    2. haha him and R are quite the pair
      At least he has a bigger vocabulary with his white hair

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  18. Oh, they know how to play the game
    when things are good they take the fame
    and when wrong they shift the blame
    looking around who can they frame
    as their mistakes bring them shame
    they don't want to tarnish their name
    rather pathetic and a bit lame..

    Hope you are having a good day!

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    1. haha you nailed their claim
      Whether man or dame
      All ignite the flame
      And all are the same

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  19. I like how the cat
    can have its say
    when talking about politicians
    he certainly nows how to play!

    betty

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    1. The cat says what he pleases
      Then away he breezes

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  20. You have to give them something to be good at

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    1. Ass kissing 101
      They can do that with each bun

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  21. Never believe what they say
    they'll say something else another day.

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    1. That they will
      Whether work or on the hill

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  22. They're all a bunch of liars,
    who sell their constituencies to buyers.
    It's how the game is played,
    and how politics are made.
    [or how politicians are laid—you pick the ending] ��

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha then comes the lawsuit
      As their own horn they tried to toot

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  23. Nothing makes the mom see red faster than poltics and all its abuses. Kinda ironic, considering she's lived in the Maryland suburbs of Washington DC almost all her life.

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    1. Many abuses in it
      As they are full of umm spit

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  24. Uh, that's politics. See what we said?

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    1. Got you all fired up
      Drink something soothing in your cup lol

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  25. Awww, when you hinted politics, I was hoping for a rhyme on Canadian politicians and crack pipes. Wait, you all are not the only ones with leaders like that--we have more than a few here as well.

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    1. Well I could do that
      We have at least one at our mat

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  26. I can't stand the politic game
    All they want is money and fame.
    Will lie and lie, all the way to the sky.

    Santa must like to visit blogs on his off time. He stopped by my place too lol :)

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    1. haha santa seems to be around
      And yeah only lies are found

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  27. Birds fly
    Willows weep
    Hippies get high
    Babies creep
    Short-order cooks fry
    Kitties sleep
    Brokers buy
    11 lords leap
    Politicians lie.

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    1. Got them all down
      Deserve your crown

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  28. I'm confused, as is usually the case when I come visit. I think I'm getting permanent frown lines from coming here... :( First paragraph say we're NOT talking politics, so...are we just talking smarmy people in general?

    Santa visited me, too. I don't think it was the real Santa, though.

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    1. haha frown lines from a rhyming cat
      How about that
      Just talking ass kissers all over
      As they get on all 4's like rover

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  29. An honest politician is as rare as a unicorn
    But I know people claim to have seen them, so they've sworn

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    1. haha they are lying too
      To get a vote from you

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