Wednesday, January 8, 2014

A Wannabe For Me?


Today at my bay it's a ninja wannabe rip off on display. He has been so secretive to all. Not showing you the next great book at his hall. Well nothing can stop the cat. I find everything out at my mat.

Cover Reveal, It's A Big Deal

See! Such a liar that ninja wannabe. Said it was only a trilogy and instead made it a quadrilogy. I hear it starts off as the others were all a dream, some kind of slip stream. Then ahead it goes full steam. Then they think it wasn't a dream. They are being tricked. That makes all ticked. Then they think it is a dream. Then they get hit with a death beam. Then it isn't a dream. Damn, this is more confusing than that movie Brazil at my stream. So your guess is as good as mine. Damn, ninja wannabe confusing the feline.

Elsewhere in blogland life is grand:

Betsy is showing cat pictures galore.
Brian is gawking at every shore.
Truedessa is writing about love.
Rosey is giving away things like a baseball glove.

Terry is giving a worm shout.
Manzanita is sure to pout.
Halloween Nazi is still upset,
She can't off this poor pet.

Penny is still eating crap.
Old one eye sure can flap.
R is saying two words.
The tabbies still hate burds.

Basically everything is different yet the same.
Grammar Nazi I blame.
Trying to keep all in line.
Pffft, not this feline.

Triva Time, In Rhyme!

#1 Name the two beers in Take This Job and Shove It at your pit.

#2 What's the name of the green superhero rabbit that has a toad fighting habit?

#3 Where were they off to in The Dream Team, don't say dream.

#4 "Don't f*** with the lords of hell" was said in for the win?

#5 Scat Man played ever so groovy while a guys shoes were on fire in which movie?


 Review At My Zoo

It sucks the biggest bag of litter ever. Nothing about it is clever. Go beat your head against the wall. It will be much more fun at your hall.

SPECIAL NOTE: This was a rip off I decided to float, meaning the above book is FAKE! Just in case you do a double take.

Expect a ninja wannabe rip off for insecure day? How does it relate at my bay? Many seem to be insecure about ripping things off trying to re-invent the wheel as they scoff. Not gonna happen at any sea. Always will be a comparison out there of some other book tree. Make your idea yours and that is that. As long as you are not some blatant copy cat. Like maybe sorta the above from the cat. Hey, the ninja wannabe does not rhyme at his mat.

So, do you like the fake cover I had made? Do you think it is a dream that will fade? Do you know the answers at your zoo? Do you like my review? Are you tired of questions yet? Do you want more from this pet? Did you say you passed gas? Stay away from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

99 comments:

  1. Best post ever!
    I completely forgot you were going to post that cover. My first laugh of the day. That is awesome. All a dream. Nothing to see here...
    And unfortunately, at this hour, my brain is still asleep, so will have to skip the trivia.

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    1. Nothing at all
      Here at my hall
      Just look away
      Nothing on display
      The cat stumped you
      Using the hour as an excuse at my zoo lol

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  2. Blow the cover and there is the rip-off
    Give it a casual take and then a scoff
    Keep it simple
    Don't fumble
    Just smile at the mouth and don't froth

    Hank

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  3. Dude, this was the best thing ever
    Totally beyond clever
    Love the take on Alex's posts
    I loved the myriad questions at the end the most lol
    And you can't beat the trivia time
    And to top it off, you still managed to make it all rhyme

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    1. lol the questions had to be done
      As he sure gives many a run
      Had to rhyme it all
      Can't stop that at my hall

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  4. smells like teen spirit, a movie,
    maybe it smells like puberty
    great balls of fire
    it looks like alex,
    maybe you are alex's
    evile rhyming twin
    they play the nerdlucks
    for the win

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    1. An evil rhyming twin
      That is original at ones bin
      Hmmm what could be done with that
      Thanks for the idea for the cat

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  5. I'm confused.
    And you're probably amused.
    ha.

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    1. haha yep, love to confuse
      And surely abuse

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  6. I guess today I'm out to sea
    I'll pack a lunch take friends with me
    We'll sail for warmer climes then this
    Will post and say, look what you miss.

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    1. How rude
      Leaving snow around so crude
      well you gloat about warm
      Maybe you'll get a rain storm lol

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  7. I wonder who gave Nirvana four stars?

    I saw the other movie poster and it could leave emotional scars

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    1. Whoever did has no taste
      That movie was soooooo bad it is the equivalent of litterbox waste

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  8. A most excellent steal, a double take was given
    Don't knock baseball glove giveaways
    It's how my numbers are driven. ;)

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    1. Fun to borrow err umm steal
      nice to get numbers from each deal

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  9. Okay. Someone's having too much fun! Love that cover though. lol

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    1. haha so fun to rip off the ninja wannabe
      Was easy as can be at my sea

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  10. Like a horn, I blow at trivia.
    My mind's so dry, I should breathe in Nivea.
    But I love the cover, fake or no,
    glad you shared it at your show.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha was fun to get done
      As I ripped off the ninja wannabe a ton

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  11. Trivia way beyond me
    Nice to see some insecurity
    Well maybe not
    But an interesting post for this spot..

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    1. haha no insecurity here
      But i can fake it with my little rhyming rear

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  12. My brain is on the blink
    I just cannot think
    The high temperature's to blame
    And you'd feel the same
    If you were totally beat
    By 90 degrees F heat!

    Loved the CassaThunder segment!

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    1. Take hot over cold any day
      You can switch and come to my bay

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  13. It's a shame CassaThunder isn't real. That's one awesome cover for it!

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    1. maybe the fake will turn real
      And become the real deal

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  14. Wow! Great 'cover' for the NINJA!

    Heather

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    1. The ninja wannabe
      Had to have a cover for all to see

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  15. #4 Adventures in Babysitting. :)

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    1. That it is indeed
      First to get one at my feed

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  16. You can rip off with ease must have been a breeze

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    1. Wasn't too hard at all
      Here at my hall

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  17. ho ho ho rip open presents ho ho ho

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  18. Can listen with close eyes
    the sounds of post - nice :)

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    1. Eyes wide open or shut
      Can see at my hut

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  19. I will bet the ninja turtles are not too happy!

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    1. Bet they are not
      As bay will make them rot

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  20. I was taken in b y that book cover completely. Great post good to read albiet late in the day for me.

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    1. Taken in with a fake
      Oh what they cat can do at his lake

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  21. Nearly right away I realized it was a fake,
    But the Ninja a joke can take.

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    1. Can't fool you
      At least today at my zoo

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  22. Alex's comment made this post all the better
    Maybe now I'll go knit a ninja sweater...
    NAAAA!

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    1. haha good luck with that
      Be laughed at by the cat

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  23. Nice to be blamed for things although I haven't posted in over two months. Never knew my influence was that great. Ha.

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    1. haha sure reach does last
      Even if your posts are far far far in the past

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  24. I must say that's a very convincing cover you got there for Alex's book series.

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    1. The best fakes are ones that can work
      So made sure it was good as all come to lurk

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  25. The cat is out on the prowl
    a cover that might be fowl
    sneaking about here and there
    all bloggers beware at your lair
    the cat likes fun and games
    and will call you out by name
    glad you scanned blogger-land
    and let us know all else is grand

    enjoy winter don't get a splinter...

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    1. The cat has his eye
      On many under the blogland sky
      And if I can abuse
      I do so to amuse

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  26. I have a question overload!
    But have to say that even though it may be fake that cover made me double take!

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    1. haha fun to get all to do a double take
      Questions are fun to make

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  27. It seems you make a rhyme....quite often.
    Enjoyed the post.

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  28. orlin N cassie...we just wanted ta pop in N say mewoloz...we iz total lee bee hind on blogger ta day...de place wear de food serviss gurl werks flooded...pipes a burst open N thatz all she wrote.... N last we hurd noe fish was even in de waters....cranberreez.....

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    1. Yuck to that
      Hopefully the water soon goes scat

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  29. Great fake cover. You had me questioning that one for a moment.

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    1. haha made you look
      So fun to do at my nook

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  30. Great cover, even if it is fake. But I still think the cat and Pat can go jump in the lake.

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    1. Is it warm water though?
      If so, away we go

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  31. Ninja wannabee at your tree. You had me going on your new blog, until I realized you stole the Cavanaugh log. Cassa Thunder looks pretty cool, too bad you are just a rhyming fool.

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    1. Yeah that is just too bad
      No ninja wannabe-ing at my pad lol

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  32. That cover looked so real. Your fakery is top form.
    As for the questions, I will pass. (Ha, but not gas!)

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    1. haha no gas for you at your zoo
      i guess my fakery scared it outta you

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  33. I did not get any of those questions
    I don't think I get out much
    But the way you did this entry
    Was a really nice touch!

    betty

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    1. Stay in and no tv
      To get the questions at my sea
      Gee that is bad
      Was fun to do at my pad

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  34. Um, Fiji? I don't knoooooooooooow... I take Topamax, it turns your brain to mush. I probably shouldn't even be reading your blog.
    In fact, I don't even know HOW I'm still reading.
    :)
    I like the 'make your idea yours' thing, mind if I steal that? LOL LOL

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    1. haha steal away
      I'm sure in that mush it will stay

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  35. i wonder how many people commented congrats on the new cover...too good! great spoof

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    1. haha had many going
      With my fake showing

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  36. It reminds of a gritty Kung Fury.

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    1. First I've heard of that one
      Under my sun

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  37. omgosh, that's an awesome fake cover. Brilliant!!
    Thanks for the chuckle :)

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    1. haha even do good with fake ones at my sea
      Glad a chuckle was had by thee

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  38. Awesome way to give the Ninja some kudos to get the year going.

    Great job, Pat and I bow and offer my Angels hat (but I want it back, dude!!!)

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    1. Well is there money in the hat?
      You may not get that back from the cat

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  39. Best fake cover ever! You've really outdone yourself!

    Julie

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    1. haha go all in
      Even if fake at my bin

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    2. I loved your synopsis of Alex's book! Cracked me up.

      Don't f*** with the babysitter!

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    3. haha was fun to do
      As a dream of a dream comes due

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  40. Love the cover! Great fake too! :)

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  41. Alex already said untrue, saved my blond head from being confused!

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    1. haha confusion is fun to give though
      As I do it every day at my show

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  42. Hmmm, thought I hit that publish button...

    HI Pat! Thanks for visiting my blog the other day and sorry it's taken me so long to make it to this post! Of course Alex is to blame for me wandering over :) Great fake book cover! And the description? Darn...I'm wishing it was real. Confusing, yes, but great! Cheers!

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    1. haha the description confuses a ton
      But yeah it would be fun to see him give a run

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