Thursday, January 16, 2014

Captcha This Little Bit Of Bliss!

So captcha is crap but we all know that across the map, except for maybe a select few who still have the horrible thing in view. Maybe they just want to send love notes though, like the ones below.


A robber of another kind.
Hated by my behind.
That damn vet,
Stole those of this pet.


I hope they didn't do that.
So disturbing to the cat.
Or maybe they get their kicks,
From a wiener mutt who licks.


Nibble ones welcome I guess.
At least they were able to confess.
 If they are nibble and quick,
Things may click.


Guess he liked the nibble ones.
Sounds like he liked them tons.
Or he went snip snip too.
With a robbery from the first in view.


Ummm err okay.
Keep it to yourself at your bay.
We don't want any of that.
Not getting the rectum of the cat.


Ewww indeed.
At your feed.
Take your scent,
And bury yourself in cement.


Which day of the week is that?
Can't be hump day at your mat.
If it is though,
Not celebrating right at your show.


Could not take your sexless day?
Had to take all the pain away?
Geez, just use lefty or righty,
They can be mighty.


No! Don't use those.
They cause woes.
Going to new lows.
They lick your toes.


See what happens at your mat,
When you spell the name wrong of the cat?
You get nowhere.
Just left confused at your lair.

So there you go, captcha's can be scary and now you know. So if you go to a place, that still puts the stupid thing in front of your face, and they say any of that, fly away quick like a bat. Captcha can be creepy in mass. They are not getting near my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

103 comments:

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    1. No#16 without a break
      It's a slow take!

      Hank

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    2. on the ball today
      As R tried at my bay

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  2. The captcha one had long forgotten
    How it had made us all silly and rotten
    Strong class action
    Had it abandoned
    One or two still having it but for a reason

    Hank

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    1. Yeah there are a few
      That have it at their zoo
      Needs to go
      High and low

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  3. I get that last one and I quit.
    Sexless day? A day without sex is just... wrong.

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    1. haha yeah something like that
      Sure annoys the cat

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  4. hahaha why do you get all the good ones
    my word verification are all numbers now
    maybe they got a complaint for the creatives nouns
    or got tired of looking like clowns

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    1. Yeah i'm finding a lot to be numbers too
      Maybe they were giving too many strange ideas with captcha came in view

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    2. All I get is numbers too. They do this at the beginning of every year, making it harder. And then they go back to the normal pain in the arse way.

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    3. Yeah won't be long
      Before the stupid words come on strong

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  5. LOL...these leave me speechless
    But, ewwwww, some things just shouldn't be flavored or scented!!

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    1. hahaha yeah that is sure right
      Smell them all night

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  6. I hate captcha, some of those would make me laugh though. :)

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    1. Yep, hate it a ton
      But the words can be fun

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  7. yes, but still...
    maybe you - a Robot?
    who can believe...
    ewwwww

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    1. No robot for me
      Although i wish I could swap parts out at my sea

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    2. Did you try to choose the numbers,
      sometimes it's fast,
      echoing noise - another.

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    3. The numbers do seem to be fast
      But still need to be made a thing of the past

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  8. Captcha makes me spit and swear
    How dare they do that, dare they dare
    I've always been so busy cursin
    I never read the funny verse'n
    These were funny made me laugh
    But mostly they are one big gaff

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    1. Yeah they are a load
      Hate when it is in on mode
      But at least a little fun
      Can surely be spun

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  9. You have cheered me up Pat. I have never thought of Captcha in this way before.
    Thanks for sharing.
    Yvonne.

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    1. haha a lot can be scene
      When captcha, however stupid, is on the screen

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  10. If rectal favoring
    is your way
    you just might have
    a painful day.

    Scented diarrhea
    it might smell good
    but a stools a stool
    and a turds a turd.

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    1. Yeah it all smells the same
      True with the first ones day would not be tame

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    2. Unless it's an alien probe and we all know how much you like those Cat :)

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    3. Right, a glowy thing in the night
      That would give the cat a fright

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  11. When featuring things all smelly and dirty
    Captcha comes across perversely flirty.

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    1. It might be hard up
      For a butt sniffing pup

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  12. Like Brian, my Captcha has switched to numbers for the most part. I am disappointed as I was treating the combo words like a magic 8 ball and adjusting my life based on the message… hahaha

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    1. haha well there is a new way to go about it
      I guess it gives one something to do other than sputter and spit

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  13. I had one that was pretty funny

    then I forgot it which is crummy

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    1. haha well at least it was fun
      In the initial run

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  14. Captchas sure blow
    but I'm sure most don't know
    whenever they use it.
    If they did, then they'd go
    away from that crap so
    they sure wouldn't abuse it.

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    1. Yeah many are unaware
      That they get an evil glare

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  15. Can't stand those codes as they make my eyes squint & frown ~

    Those are really weird ones Pat ~ Have a good day ~

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    1. Yeah that they do
      Waste such time too

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  16. haha... captcha is crap indeed...maybe the secret service uses it though to wire hidden messages... you never know... ha...

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    1. haha hmmm that could be
      Although if like above they are creepy

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  17. Wow! You're right, captcha's are creepy. Good job, Pat.

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    1. That can be creepy
      Even make one weepy

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  18. The scary part is that we could actually read those!

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    1. haha yeah that is true
      They were easy to read in view

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  19. I've learned a new word: captcha! Those things make me nuts because I can't always read them! Thank goodness, Ms. SophieDoodle clued me in on the refresh button (I'm so LD in computers!). Yours were very funny, Pat ~ especially the last one! I enjoyed this post! Have a good one! Hope you have sun!

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    1. haha new word of the day
      Even if you have it at your bay
      Did not know it was on?
      I've sworn a time or two at your lawn lol

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  20. I've seen some doozies on my screen
    But nothing quite as blaring as these have been
    My goodness, I wouldn't be able to type
    If my eyes beheld such hype!

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    1. haha yeah it might feel dirty
      You and the computer getting flirty

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    1. They have been around
      Scary what can be found

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  22. I bet some braindead college girl sees that last one and gets that tattooed on her lower back because she thinks it looks cool. And then, of course, when translated it turns out to be something mundane and arbitrary like "lawn chair."

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    1. haha yeah more than likely they will
      Could mean pay the bill

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  23. Those captchas bother me
    When I see them I like to flee
    some think they are grand
    I don't use these in my land
    they can be very confusing
    the ones you found are amusing

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    1. Yeah I too want to run away
      As they don't make my day
      I want to kill captchas everywhere
      They are so annoying at each lair

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  24. No way! LOL I've had some funny captchas but never thought to take a screen shot of them. Maybe I will now.

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    1. haha i captured a few here and there
      Then used some I've seen at another lair

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  25. I haven't gotten any of these, except a sexless day.
    I have those all the time.
    Seems they're here to stay.

    Hilarious!

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yeah sadly snip snip
      The cat gets a sexless trip
      Even poor Pat
      Plenty at our mat

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  26. orlin N cassie...we iz crackin up !!!! yur dad bee crazed ya noe !!! we loves thiz...N thanx for de tip bout scented diaherra...we never thinked ta stop N smell it bee for.....we will next time :) !!!!

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    1. haha yeah stop and smell
      Could cause humans hell
      And crazy indeed
      At our feed

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  27. LOL, love these captcha's and your rhyme
    why is it that I only seem to get numbers all the time?

    betty

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    1. That is all that seems to be around
      Lately when ever captcha is found

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  28. Hate captcha but those would sure be amusing

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    1. Yeah they can amuse
      Some they may abuse

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  29. At least "favoring" wasn't "flavoring"...

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    1. Yeah that would be worse
      Far more perverse

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  30. I'm lucky if I can figure out where the comment box is

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    1. Well seems you can find
      The one at the place of my behind

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  31. Oh dear,
    So scary here
    Captcha is poems
    From the computer
    Gone too far

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    1. The computer wants control
      Or out for a fun stroll

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  32. Sorry I can barely read this
    Almost gave it a miss
    Security check
    What the heck
    Said "rhyming cat"
    How about that.....

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    1. Security check
      Hit the deck
      Run for the hills
      No hand up the ass thrills

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  33. At least those are entertaining!
    Mine are numbers and less interesting!
    haha. Although I will say numbers are quicker to see and type
    than all those fuzzy random letters. yikes!

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    1. True, entertain they can do
      All i get now is numbers too

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  34. I never get Captchas like those. Mine are always stupid meaningless crap. However, I once got a computer generated password that said, "Go69it."

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2014/01/doubts.html

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    1. haha computer trying to tell you something
      There at your wing?

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  35. I have seen some crazy combinations of captcha before
    But not as funny as these, that's for sure
    I had them on my blog when I first started
    But then I learned how frowned upon they are, so they've since departed

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    1. Good thing to do
      As they are frowned upon at every zoo

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  36. The only thing I miss about captcha is the funny sayings it sometimes grants. I can live without it though.

    ............dhole

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    1. Yeah I can live without it too
      More often than not it just turns one blue

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  37. I'm laughing too hard to think of a not very clever rhyme like I usually do. At least a lot of those idiot things I've seen lately have been all numbers so I can actually read them.

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    1. haha yeah the numbers are all i see around now as well
      Which are less confusing as hell

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  38. I never paid attention to them before, except that they were exceedingly annoying.
    I'll have to start keeping track.
    Huh.
    But I'm pretty sure I would have noticed rectal favoring. :)

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    1. Yeah no way you could miss that
      When seen at your mat

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  39. I get some insulting ones, calling me a loser sometimes. I remember one "I hate my job". Someone in the captcha office must have really been pissed off at work that day.

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    1. Yeah I've seen some too
      That insult at ones zoo

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  40. I rarely pay attention to them either. I love this piece. Awesome idea and really well done!. :)

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  41. I've actually got the word DERP twice before in a Captcha. Was pretty neat.

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    1. haha someone is spying on you
      Or stealing words from your zoo

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  42. Haha thats great! I Some of the new ones use numbers which are easier, but they still suck!

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    1. Yeah numbers are easier indeed
      Can get them at a faster speed

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  43. Also Mr.Patt I started blogging again, I missed your amazing poems and well the whole blogging community in general!

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    1. Welcome back to blogland
      Hopefully your return is grand

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  44. Sadly, I normally get my captcha wrong the first attempt! Who is in charge of them anyway? Wouldn't that be an amusing job!

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    1. haha yeah that would sure be a amusing job
      Confusing everyone from a cat to poor Bob

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  45. Even Sexy Captcha isn't fun
    Makes me want to turn and run.

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    1. That it should
      When seen at every hood

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