Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Happy New Year Across The Sphere!

So another year is gone and the cat is ready to predict this on at his lawn. That is right. He will help you win bets at your site. Just sit and stare to become aware.

The cat won't miss a day,
Here at his bay.
Zombie toe may come in view,
Just warning all of you.

A new reality tv show,
Will come and go,
About some down and out nut,
In a Hollywood rut.

The US will go into more debt.
That is a safe bet.
The Blue Jays won't win the big one,
That deal is done.

Iphone 6.6.6. will come out,
Superstitious people will shout.
Oh no, Rosey look! 
It's 666 at my nook.

None of us will win the lottery jackpot.
I know, that makes me sad a lot.
Betsy will get more cats.
They will keep away the bats.

I'll finally get the tip jar,
Stealing it from the dVerse bar.
Truedessa will write a rose poem.
Those roses sure roam.

There will be an alien sighting,
But sadly, it will have bad lighting.
Someone's computer will break.
That has to make your knees shake.

Old one eye will climb more stairs,
But still, no one cares.
GMO crap won't die,
Sadly it will multiply.

Cars still won't fly.
I can't lie.
And no teleportation at all,
Sorry ninja wannabe for the downer call.

And the worst thing ever,
The mayans weren't clever.
They were off by two years,
Que the world ending fears.

Okay, the last one was a lie. But it just had to be done under my sky. The rest are all true, I swear to you. Just you wait and see. You will be really impressed with me when all come to pass. I am just such a knowledgeable little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

87 comments:

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    1. #1 regained
      On New Year's Day
      starting all over again
      Fun, I must say!

      Hank

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    2. Starting from the new year
      After blogger ruined your cheer
      Maybe all 365
      Here at my hive

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  2. Predictions galore some may bring lots of cheer
    Pat hasn't missed a day, yesterday was a scare
    But all's well
    That ends well
    To everyone the many of Pat's, A Happy New Year!

    Hank

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    1. haha yeah yesterday they tried to screw me
      But I got it up to continue my spree

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  3. Another new year is our fate
    Makes people want to wipe the slate
    Today is blank, there's nothing on
    Starting over is just a con
    Feels like everything is fresh
    Starts anew with a bless
    By nightfall one may be a nut
    To find out it's the same old rut
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    Oh what the heck, Happy New Year, anyway. :)

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    1. haha oh so true
      Same stuff in view
      If you sniff a butt, you sniff a butt
      Still the same old rut lol

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  4. ha. the nook may deep six, the i Phone from hell, maybe if you hear the beell when they bring you the bill...haha...take a chill pill nostradamus dont be a sour puss, here's one---the government will screw us and real friends will be worth it.

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    1. haha yeah the bill from hell
      Would not be swell
      The government screwing us is sure to come due
      Just like every other day at our zoo

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  5. I know it's new
    but It will run -
    the cars
    will be flying
    at skytran
    surprising
    a few.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEMOpCRktm4&feature=youtu.be

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    1. Now that could come due
      One day at some city zoo

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  6. From all our hearts right to your door, we wish you the best for two oh one four!

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    1. Hopefully the best will come
      Happy new year from my little rhyming bum

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  7. Happy New Year Pat - to you and the cat. xo

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    1. Same to you
      Hopefully things come anew

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  8. Happy New Year! I'd have to agree with many of your predictions! Ha.

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    1. haha be interesting to see
      If all come true from me

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  9. No getting the tips from the Dverse jar, you sure got the other stuff right ~

    Happy New Year ~

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    1. I'll get those tips one day
      Then just run away

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  10. Happy New Year at your lair
    some predictions give me a scare

    as they ring with words of truth
    seems you are a bit of a sleuth

    I predict many adventures at your shore
    one never knows what you have in store

    Happy New Year Pat!

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    1. Oh yes, many more will come
      I'll have adventures and then some
      Hopefully nothing comes that is a scare
      Like a huge rear that is bare lol
      Happy new year
      Hopefully it has lots of cheer

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  11. Thanks for the zombie toe warning...
    those always keep us moaning!
    Happy New Year, Cat,
    from me and all at my flat.

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    1. haha they may be back
      Or I just like to threaten at my shack

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    2. Some of us get you back and more
      with all the food posts galore! ha.

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    3. haha that you do
      And Gloria too

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  12. Hahahahahahaha I got to the iPhone version and instantly thought, "I wouldn't buy that one," hahahahaha. The silly phobia just won't leave me. I don't like that number.

    Happy New Year, Pat. I hope it's a perfectly wonderful one for you and for book sales for you too!!

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    1. hahaha I knew that one wouldn't be for you
      As the scary 666 came due
      Book sales would be nice
      Hopefully more I can entice

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  13. Aya-yay! My comment disappeared!
    Great beginning of year!
    Happy New Year to Cat!

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    1. Blogger is after you now
      Hopefully your new year will wow

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  14. You must be a genius to predict all of those things,
    I'm sure they'll be true before the next year rings.

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    1. haha or just full of crap
      We'll see what comes true with my rap

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  15. I think you are right
    in so many ways
    as you predicted
    what comes in the days

    We definitely won't win the lottery
    yep, a new reality show I fear
    But the funniest was about 666
    that brought a big laugh here!

    Happy New Year!

    betty

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    1. haha that one just popped in
      So went with it at my bin
      Easy predictions at my sea
      Make them easy to come true with my spree

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  16. Happy new year, may it be filled with cheer

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  17. Happy New Year, those are some clever predictions!

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    1. Lets see if they come true
      Some will come due

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  18. I'm sure many will come true, Happy New Year

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  19. Wonderful post Pat. enjoyed the read.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Same to you
      Hopefully you'll get out of the dirt at your zoo lol

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  21. haha... happy new year pat... curious what it might bring..and i won't let the tip ja out of my sight...smiles

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    1. haha damn, just look the other way one time
      Then I'll pull off my crime

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  22. Predictions a la Nostradamus
    I think you're just trying to create a new fuss
    At the end of next year we'll just have to see
    Whether for you it was to be

    Happy New year to Pat and the cat!

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    1. haha we shall see
      Of course it will all be forgotten at that time by all but me

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  23. Alien sightings, reality tv shows and the scary iPhone...could be worst.

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    1. Yeah it could be worse
      Could be perverse

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  24. Happy 2014. May we share many more blog posts. Happy new year.

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    1. Sure we will
      Know I'll give all their fill

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  25. Happy New Year! All the best for 2014!
    Nas

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    1. Hopefully the best comes due
      For me and you

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  26. A very Happy New Year, Pat & cat! Wishing you the best in 2014. But our poor mom wishes you could bash on someting other than the poor printers . . . at least until she retires (which might be never if things keep going this way.)

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    1. haha but it rhymes so well
      Real people printers won't get any hell

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  27. Happy New Year, Pat.
    Hope you have a wonderful year, and your cat. :-)

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    1. Hope you do too
      And your pup at your zoo

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  28. No lottery winnings for me? I don't play, so I guess you are right. What about sweepstakes. I like to enter those. Can you predict me winning big on one this year?

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    1. Hmmm nope, you won't win
      Sorry, I know such a sin

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  29. Happy New Year Pat!! I am not much for playing the lottery nor gambling of any kind... although my Hubs plays poker 3 to 4 times a week... sometimes more.
    Did you say reality TV... Oh my gosh. I can't get enough of it. LOL

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    1. I'd gamble if I could win a ton
      Other than that I don't give it a run
      Pffft to reality tv
      All for thee

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  30. You've dashed my hopes on the lottery. Have a happy and prosperous New Year Pat and cats.

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    1. Sorry about that
      I'm such a rotten cat

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  31. Aww, I miss your bay when I'm away! Happy New Year!

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    1. The cat likes to be missed too
      Happy new year to you

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  32. You are a total sage, the brain of the age! "Oh no, Rosey look!
    It's 666 at my nook." This cracked me right up, almost spit wine in my cup.

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    1. haha glad you didn't waste wine
      Rosey had to be picked on by the feline

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  33. Happy New Year, Pat.

    It is good to predict and have a bit of fun while we are at it. But some people go overboard and put their money, time, effort or belief into things that others predicted. Not good for them.

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    1. haha yeah those people are out to lunch
      A whole friggin bunch

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  34. Awesome! I phones 6.6.6. is the best.
    That made me laugh a lot.
    As for all the rest,
    I'll agree except I hope we do win the jackpot...


    Happy New Year! =)

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    1. haha be nice to win
      But doubtful at any bin

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  35. You just dashed my dreams of winning the lottery.
    Thanks a lot.
    Well, okay, it's true that I don't actually PLAY the lottery. But still, a girl can dream!

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    1. haha need to play to win though
      Or else it is certain you won't win at your show

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  36. We bet the stock market
    Will rise and then fall
    We bet the banks
    Will take it all
    We bet the Congress
    Will make a wrong mess
    And the president
    Won't pay our rent
    And the churches
    Will leave us in the lurches
    Gotta hope that the kitties
    Wake over the cities!

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    1. That would be the best
      Get rid of each human best
      Let the cats rule
      And the humans drool

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  37. Oops--make that TAKE over, ha ha meow!

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  38. Happy new year, Pat. Thinking of 666, the other day I took my car into the dealership and when I was there and they took the mileage it was 66,666. I though perhaps the end of the world was imminent!! Glad to hear you will continue a post a day at your bay in 2014.

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    1. haha wow that is a lot of 6's on display
      But see, nothing happened at your bay

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