Thursday, January 9, 2014

I Tried But I Could Not Change The Tide!

The cat went to rip off Theresa today, trying to give a prize at his bay. But Theresa was greedy and would not share. She snapped it up for herself at her lair.

Come one, Come all
To my prize hall.
Here you could win,
Coins for your bin.

Just enter here,
Give a cheer,
Follow this,
Don't you miss.

Follow that.
Trust the cat.
I tried it.
Yep, a bit.

It was fun.
Away they run.
Taking it home.
Beats a comb.

No compensation was given.
I'm still livin.
So it must be great.
Such a fate.

You humans will bask.
People will stop and ask,
What is that smell?
It's an easy sell.

Damn it, Theresa is greedy.
She won't help the needy.
Taking it all for herself.
Bet she hangs it on a shelf.

Maybe she'll frame it,
Thinking it is a hit?
I bet she will.
Seems she likes a thrill.

Oh what a prize.
It attracts flies.
They are fun to chase.
Might get on your shoe lace.

But she ruined it.
She did have a fit.
That was fun to watch.
Nope, it wasn't scotch.


See, look at her go? She stepped in dog you know. I was giving it away to all of you, then she scooped it up at her zoo. She really stepped in it this time. A smelly Halloween Nazi is a crime. So I have no prize, unless you want dead flies? So greedy she even hogs crap. I bet she'd steal your nap. A rip off crap. Ever thought that would take a lap? Never trust that lass. You have been warned by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. Straight through to # 9
      Treading softly on the line!

      Hank

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  2. Stepping in dog doo is the worst.
    Isn't that a real song? Not sure because I've tried to wipe it from my brain.

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    1. I think there is a song about it somewhere
      But yeah it would get stuck in ones head, so beware

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  3. Seems her prize was simply shite
    But what can you expect from someone full of spite?

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    1. Shit is all she gets from the cat
      And so sad she can't even share that

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  4. Stepping in dog poop could be good
    it is said luck will come your way
    in the form of prosperity at your hood
    that could brighten anyone's day

    but, still eww when it is on your shoe
    as it sticks to you like clue..PU

    From me to you have a great day!

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    1. A spelling mistake
      Go hop in a lake lol
      Lucky you say?
      Geez, bet it is to cover the dismay
      Oh no you stepped in crap
      But don't flap your trap
      It means you'll have good luck
      When really I don't want to hear you say ummm duck

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    2. Lol spelling mistake it should
      say glue..why I did that I haven't a clue..must be from lack of sleep
      at my sea...

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    3. haha or you had a clue
      And just thought whoopdi friggin doo

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    4. Haha could be right but, hmm
      counting errors may be fun
      whack..no. 1

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    5. Oh there is a count
      At a high amount
      Whack as you might
      Better hold on tight

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  5. Sooo generous with the giving of the dog poop. So sad when people take advantage of such generosity.

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    1. Yeah how rude of people taking advantage of such a gift
      I'm sure many people needed such a leg lift

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  6. I certainly don't want that prize!

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    1. Your more an elephant crap girl?
      Could give that a whirl

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  7. Dogs don't care where they poo
    Teach em to go to the loo
    Soft or hard it's all the same
    Make a shoe look so lame
    Theresa'll have to step more lightly
    And do the dance forever spritly

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    1. They just drop and go
      They eat some nearby at their show
      She'll have to hop skip and jump
      To avoid stepping in a dump

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  8. ha. step in dog poop
    makes you want to pray for a scoop
    and i saw the way she went
    for the treasure like it was all for her
    but i will cheer this year for coin
    & wont be a bear

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    1. Coin would be nice
      A rather high price
      But I guess to some
      They treasure what comes out a bum

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  9. My current pair of shoes have this rather odd design of many tiny squares, and when you accidental step in dog crap it's twice as hard to remove.

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    1. haha oh that would surely suck
      With those shoes you are shit in luck

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  10. One good thing about winter is that stepping in frozen dog poop is much easier to recover from as opposed to the spring and summer mush variety.

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    1. I guess winter does have a perk
      Should any dog crap lurk

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  11. Ooo no, I will not step into that Pat ~ she can take it all by herself ~

    Have a good day ~ the weekend is looking much better ~

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    1. haha glad she has no need to share
      She will love that at her lair

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  12. Watch where you step
    is a good bet.
    Glad I don't have a dog
    and have to mess with that slog.
    Theresa will get you back!
    Watch for an attack!

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    1. The cat is not afraid
      I'll just spray her with raid
      Borrow it from you
      At your zoo

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  13. Yikes, stepping in dog doo is the worst!
    Even those who love dogs don't want this burst.

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    1. haha yeah none want that
      Whether from dog, cat or rat

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  14. My yard has duck, chicken, turkey, sometimes goose but always dog crap!

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    1. damn, you have quite the farm
      Sure raise the crap alarm

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  15. It pays to look down or you will step with a frown!

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    1. Yep, watch more than a crack
      And you will never lack

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  16. ha - no dog poo for me over at my zoo... the dog owners have to clean it away at their bay

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    1. Glad they are made too
      Here it is only done by a few

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  17. Pretty sure you better start looking around corners, my friend. The Halloween Nazi has been known to retaliate. I'm just pointing that out... :)

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    1. hahaha bah the cat doesn't fear the halloween nazi at all
      She is going all merry at her hall

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  18. Yuck,
    I'm weary of prizes over at your place,
    Sounds like they'd be stinky and leave me with a frowning face :(

    ;p

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    1. haha but be fun for me
      Would cause such glee

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  19. orlin N cassie

    and even tho
    we dont wear shooz
    we wood rather
    step in dawgs dooz
    then ta go out side
    N look up with dread
    heer comez a dam burd
    ta shite on R head

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    1. haha yeah me too
      Be a little less eww
      Feet easier to wash off
      Hair would surely scoff

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  20. You want a prize you say? I'll box up some turds right now to send your way!
    I'll make sure to it's a steaming big pile. Smelling worse than the cat's own bile!

    Yes, I have a few merry posts on display. Christmas put me far behind, so I get to play catch up now. Only 1 giveaway in the works now, and sadly, not for you, you mean Canadian! Have a craptastic day my friend :)

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    1. haha but will it get passed the border?
      They may inspect your order
      And pfffft sooo mean at your scene
      No contests for canadians on your screen

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  21. LOL... You and Theresa are so funny. And she is going to give you some turds... so maybe you won something after all.

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    1. haha I guess there is a winner
      Some mutt can have them for dinner

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  22. Well, her outfit already looks like crap
    Now her shoes do too, imagine that.
    It seems that we should thank her, though
    Now you can't give crap away at your show.

    xoRobyn

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    1. A matching pair
      I wonder if she is aware

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  23. No poop
    At my loop!
    I'd really be in dutch
    So thank you very much!

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    1. why would you be in trouble
      for stepping in that rubble?
      Who do you have to answer to
      for doing that at your zoo?

      yeah, I'm confused. ha.

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    2. Orson must not like it
      When he brings home shit lol

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  24. I have plenty of those prizes at my bay!

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  25. What a great win. Sharing would be a sin

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    1. Good thing she won't share
      There at her greedy lair

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  26. What a great prize, for someone else

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    1. So she can have it
      Sure she'll find it a hit

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  27. I'm rather glad Teresa is greedy
    Because of this stuff I am not needy

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    1. Not even for the bag
      You could use it to play fire tag

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  28. Oh I wondered what that was,
    Though she might have tried some twerking
    Twas only jerky
    Dog owner,
    Poor woman
    shouldn't
    happened

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    1. haha should watch where one walks
      And not do twerking with head cocks

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  29. Here's a scoop:
    Teresa? She can have that poop.

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    1. You want it?
      My aren't we in the shit

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  30. Here's a scoop:
    Teresa? She can have that poop.

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    1. Double scoop
      Must really want the poop

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  31. Was it really dog poo?
    Or was it politician spew??? :)

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    1. Nope, it was crap
      That she gave a lap

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  32. I agree with Brian. It pays to look down;)

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  33. No matter what kinds of shoes they make, every variety has ways of sticking to dog poop or other such things.

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  34. Lol. Thanks for the great warning.

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  35. That's a prize I do not want
    Not on any single day
    That's why I'm always prepared to pick up
    What Koda might put on display.

    betty

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    1. haha hopefully the bags are thick
      Getting it on your finger is really ick

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  36. That's one prize we'll willingly pass on!

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    1. Not for you
      Already have plenty of ewww

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  37. Why not wear someone else's shoes and give them this prize?

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    1. haha that is a good way to do it
      Then they'll be full of shit

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  38. The gift that keeps on giving
    Dog poop makes life worth living

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    1. Your life must have much strife
      If dog poop gives you a happy life lol

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  39. For some it's could be good luck...

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