Monday, January 13, 2014

I'm So Slick At Helping You Pick!

Speaking of travel today, travel to the ninja wannabe's bay. There is a guest post from the cat. How about that.

Many may be thinking of changing their station and wondering about their next vacation. While never fear if you are lost. The cat will help you at no cost. Aren't I nice? Great spots at no price.


Vacation in a rock.
A door that can lock.
So as you rock and roll,
No one will bother your umm stroll.


Visit the dead.
Paris may turn you red.
But you'll turn white,
When you see this sight.


Play hop scotch the adult way.
Jump from island to island across the bay.
Get those gluts in shape.
Yes, you can wear a cape.


Umm a blue thing in a rock.
To it you should flock.
Why should you go there to dock?
Because, it's a blue thing in a rock.


Sleep on the plane.
Forget any train.
Can be the pilot too.
Look at you.


A big big pointy rock.
Climb it and hang your sock.
You claim the pointy rock.
Your friend you will shock.


Visit and get tingly all over.
You can even bring rover.
They don't discriminate,
When the probe is your fate.


Battle this plastic monster thing.
Sing a song like a ding a ling.
Drunk and spunk,
It's a slam dunk.


See, get drunk with glee.
But in the wine they could pee.
That would not be nice.
Better off paying full price.


Or you could go lame,
Grab some guy or dame,
Then rest here.
Boring, to my little rhyming rear.

Now don't you want to hire the cat to get you away from your mat? You could see a great big pointy rock or even have an alien probe and gawk. A once in a life time thing. Just give the cat a ring. He will fly you there freight class. Damn, I'm such a helpful little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

111 comments:

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    1. Without a break lucky #13
      Not that rare but often seen

      Hank

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    2. 13 in a row
      You have the power at my show

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  2. Swimming in wine - now that's alcohol abuse!
    I'd stay in the alien space ship. That probably doesn't surprise you.
    Now, everyone is welcome to visit the Ninja Army - if they dare...

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    1. haha seems many have come
      Screw wine though, I'd take rum

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    2. Comments still pouring in - well over a hundred now.

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    3. The rhyming cat
      Is where it is at lol

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  3. Most imaginative poem . Brilliant.
    Yvonne.

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  4. I like the adult way of playing hop scotch across the islands in the sea
    That's the dream vacation for me
    But the hammock sounds the most ideal
    Even if I wake up from a dream and realize none of it was real

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    1. A dream like that would be nice
      Plus it is far cheaper in price

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  5. Island hopping may just be the thing
    Pleasurable leisure looking for a fling
    Don't get drunk
    Have some fun
    Take a stand and and make a bidding

    Hank

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    1. Hop along
      To a song
      Can do no wrong
      Hop back like ping pong

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  6. So many interesting places to see
    island hopping sounds fun to me
    I'll be sure to wear my red cape
    but, tell me do they serve crepes
    hammock in paradise, oh what a day
    lame it may be but, there I would sway
    sweet siesta, a dreamer's delight
    lost in the magic of pure sunlight

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    1. The cat would grow bored
      But there a litterbox is stored
      So he'd have something to do
      Well you swayed away in view

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  7. I was just daydreaming about vacation. I knew we were likely to cancel our annual Spring Break, but it became official yesterday, we're going to Nebraska instead of Copenhagen. :/ phfffffffffft I should have hired the cat to book it, even Freight Class to Denmark would have been better than school work in corn town. :)

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    1. haha oh that sucks a ton
      No vacation run
      Instead crummy work
      That is so not a perk

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  8. oh my on swimming in wine, that might be an intoxicating time, wont you absorb it through your nether regions, could be drunk for seasons...that octopus is worth believing, coolness, bet getting that plane in made a mess, not quite the mile high club, rub a dub...

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    1. Hmmm I suppose you probably would
      Not something I'd want to go near in my hood
      All the germs in that
      Would scare the poor cat
      Maybe a metre high club
      Could brag at the pub

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  9. I need a vacation, too
    Not at these places at your zoo
    Would rather be in the sun
    To relax and have fun :)

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    1. Well the last one could do that
      As you lie in the sun sprawled out like a cat

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    2. I saw that, Pat
      But it looks like the palm tree
      is falling on me,
      That's why I didn't wanna be
      near that sea! Haha :)

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    3. haha well I suppose that could be bad
      Would hurt more than a tad

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  10. Sleep in a rock may be the bee's knees
    Will I wake up the bats if I offer a sneeze
    I'll go for a swim in a pool full of wine
    Get drunk on the backstroke, have a hell of a time

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    1. haha almost thought you said
      Drunk up the backside, oh the dread

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  11. Fly me to the rock,
    to the ocean dock,
    at vacation chime
    I'll forget the time...

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    1. Time is gone
      Just a con
      As you enjoy
      Ships ahoy

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  12. No offense, but I love it when a cat takes over your blog :-)

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    1. The cat likes to do that
      Every day at my mat

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  13. I'll take that boring one
    with the hammock under the sun!

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    1. A hermit you are
      You wouldn't gofar lol

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  14. Swimming in wine sounds fun until you realize just how many people have peed in it. Then you get out and you're all sticky and covered in pee. For my entertainment needs, give me the giant squid. He looks like he'd be more fun.

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    1. Blah I'd never ever get in there
      Sticky and pee filled, yet rare?

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  15. Cool double posting, today? I am on the way over. And, don't tempt me with the island hopping--I may drain the family accounts to go hide somewhere warm for the rest of the winter.

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    1. Doubling up today
      Fun to do at my bay
      And I agree
      From winter I'd like to flee

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  16. I wondered why most wines taste like pee!

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    1. Yeah, they double dip
      Then away they ship

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    2. Jesus Christ Fran, when did you drink pee?

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    3. Did he like the flavor?
      Was it something to savor?

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  17. I fear no vacation this year
    but if one was in store
    I think I would like the wine one
    that looks like fun galore!

    really cute destination pictures!

    betty

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    1. haha enjoy the wine swim
      With others though, it could get grim

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  18. I think the hammock under the palm trees is just what I need to feel the breeze. It will blow away my stress and grant some much needed rest!

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    1. Have to make one in your house
      Or board a plane and get close

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  19. There's a place or two I'd like to go
    But the rest, well you know
    Couldn't drag me by my hair
    Couldn't make me leave my lair!

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    1. haha have to stay
      At your bay
      Biking away
      Night and day

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  20. A swimming pool of wine? Prefer mine in a glass
    An island in the sun now that sounds like my fun!

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    1. Yeah a glass would be a much better pass
      The island would be where I'd like to rest my rhyming ass

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  21. Those are some awesome pictures. Mostly. lol

    Saw you over at Alex's place. Well done!

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    1. Was fun to go there
      Yeah, there are a few that could scare

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  22. Island hop-scotch sounds fun indeed,
    but I think my pick would be the "boring" place with a book to read.

    :)

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    1. Geez all like the boring place
      At least it has plenty of space

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  23. That big pointy rock could hurt!

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    1. Yeah it might prick
      If one isn't slick

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  24. You call the last one lame if you will,
    But it looks heavenly to me during this chill.

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    1. haha the cat would be bored
      But yeah there no snow is stored

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  25. I saw your poem on Alex's blog. Very nice! Those are some interesting vacation destination!

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    1. Yeah would keep you on your toes
      With some of the creepy shows

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  26. orlin N casie....we hope that alex dood does knot figure out that after running bout 30 MPH therz a pretty good chance a trichobezoar will bee hittin de floor...after all we tried ta tell sum bode...any bodee... that wood listen... like 100 different times ina 100 diffrunt wayz...N all we got wuz ignored....catz rool !!

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    1. haha yeah the hair balls will fly
      As we run and leap to the sky

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  27. Where would I go based on your photos?...Hmm.

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    1. Decisions abound
      With each one that is found

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  28. The door in the rock
    appeals to me
    was thinking anyway of a ride
    in a desert sea

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    1. Enjoy the door in a rock
      Hopefully it has a good lock

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  29. I like the plane
    But all the same
    I'll go with boring
    and be lame.

    PS Where is that plane? I think I've seen it before
    But not at your shore.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Some redneck thing
      Is where the plane came from at my wing

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  30. So it's swimming in wine, drowning in a blue pond, or getting probed. I think I'll pass and just stay home.

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    1. Bah you are no fun
      Have to give one a run

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  31. I prefer swimming in wáter not wine lol
    And the wine drink of course but NOT THIS wine!

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    1. Not this one?
      But it could have be peed in by everyone
      Adds flavor I bet
      Your needs could be met lol

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    2. Not peed in my pool fortumately!!

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    3. haha that is good
      None in your hood

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  32. That wine looks fine. I swear the pee isn't mine!

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    1. not from you?
      I'll believe it to be true

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    1. Geez so lazy are you
      Can't hop scotch at your zoo

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  34. I think I will take the last spot
    the tropical view looks very hot
    I'm tired of the winter deep freeze
    I'd settle for the warm ocean breeze!

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    1. Yeah with crummy winter around
      That would be a nice spot to be found

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  35. Those skulls are scary

    unless you're in Halo



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    1. Then they are fine
      As you can turn divine

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  36. Ick to the wine
    But the hammick looks great
    Island hopping looks fine
    But the dead folk I would hate!

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    1. Well 2 out of ten
      Isn`t bad at our den

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  37. I'll take boring over those any day. Except island hopping. That looks pretty cool.

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    1. Should have known
      You need a halloween type throne

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  38. The cat picked some really good spots to visit! Here's one that used to be in DC but was moved to Maryland called The Awakening. This photo doesn;t show the entire sculpture, but gves you the idea:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/slack13/2110390115/

    http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/29/arts/design/29awak.html?_r=0

    The Discovery Channel decorates their building in Silver Spirng Maryland for shark week:
    http://media.corporate.discovery.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Chompie_SharkWeek2010_head.jpg

    http://ispythingsdc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/CHOMPIE.jpg

    Its tail comes out the back of the building too.

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    1. Wow the discovery channel goes all out
      And there must have been many many cats about
      To bury that thing in the big litterbox
      Doesn't even have any socks lol

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    2. Both are pretty cool! We wonder how many kitties it would take to bury or dig up that man or pop the shark.

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    3. Bet it would only take one
      To pop the shark and have fun

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  39. Lol. The photographs that go along with this post are hilarious and great. Thanks.

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    1. Glad they are fun
      As I give them a run

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  40. I need a vacation
    that's filled
    with elation
    not grim despair
    do you have that there?

    Or is it
    so cold
    that your balls
    they have froze?

    Hey, Cat I know I'm dreadfully late but we're on day nine here with no water in the house. The Hubby and I couldn't take it anymore and spent the day in a hotel where we could get a shower and a toilet that flushed. A vacation in a way.

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    1. Thankfully it is warm now
      And well the cat can still meow
      He has no balls to freeze
      So he can withstand a stiff breeze lol

      That sucks a ton
      Hopefully soon the water will run

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  41. I like the vacation in a rock idea, as long as there would be no crickets...
    I also like the hammock idea, as long as there'd be no bugs. What do you think the probability of that is? :)

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    1. None at all
      Bugs will grace every hall

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  42. nicely done with the photos...great bull testy rhyme on alex's blog...so weird!

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    1. haha yep weird in every way
      Away from that festival I will say

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  43. Jumping from island to island is definitely my thing! Although that UFO looks like an adventure... ;)

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    1. haha if you say so
      They may probe down below

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  44. I don't know where I want to go but I am ready for a vacation. Next year I plan on visiting Manzanita in October.

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    1. The worm duo together
      Hope its good weather

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    1. Lazy are you
      No island hopping coming due

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  46. Don't mind me,
    Just trying to catch up at your sea,
    Peed in wine,
    Is the type that'll make you go blind.

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    1. Yeah you''d be toast
      A wine pee roast

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