Tuesday, January 28, 2014

No dVerse Way Here Today!

You will get ecstatic on this dVerse day. Just wait until you see what I have to say. So many things will run through your head. You will not even be able to go to bed. Yeah, it is that good here in my hood.

Expressions you will use,
When I light this fuse,
Will come far and wide,
From every side.

No way!
You will say,
At your bay,
All through the day.

Are you kidding me?
You'll shout with glee.
Staring at me,
Like a killer bee.

Really?
No, you can't have a feely.
But you may want one,
After this is done.

Get out of town!
You sure won't frown.
It is the best.
It will pass any test.

Holy crap!
Will be shouted across the map.
You will flap,
Unable to shut your yap.

That is sick!
You'll say quite slick.
Not the germ way,
Or I'll kick you from my bay.

You are pulling my leg!
Round hole, square peg.
It can fit,
Just shove it.

Wow!
Take a bow.
You have the shortest retort,
Here at my court.

Are you ready?
The above will come steady,
From all of you,
Today at my zoo.

The cat found lots of money, so much it is not funny. The stuff is in piles everywhere. There has to be thousands I swear. I will have such good luck with enough pennies to make more than a buck. Plus they are out of print up here. I'm going to be a rich rhyming rear. What? Did you just wow at my hut? I know it is great to come to pass for my penny rich little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

99 comments:

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    1. It's now # 28
      Without a break!

      Hank

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    2. Almost 30 in a row
      Look at you go

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  2. The cat found lots of money?
    He's surely my newest honey!

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  3. Coming on to good times
    That is a very good sign
    Go for it!
    Don't be late
    Thing's work out just fine!

    Hank

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    1. That they seem too
      Eventually at ones zoo
      Still waiting though
      At my show

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    1. Could come in handy
      Get one where it is sandy

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    2. except in Canada where pennies are gone

      they round up even at dawn

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    3. Go to 5 cents at our sea
      Could work in favor of me

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  5. Piles of money piles of socks
    Piles of Hickory Dickory Docks
    Piles of crap by horses in the park
    Be careful where you step when walking in the dark
    But piles of money, I have never seen
    Only piles of grass, this is my only green

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    1. Yeah sadly that is true
      Just grass in my view
      If piles of money show
      I'll swipe them and away I'll go

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  6. "Holy Crap!" I say, shouting with glee
    another day in the deep freeze for me!
    "Get out of town" I'd like to go
    but I can't get out, for all the snow!

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    1. I'd like to be
      Out of town by a warm sea
      Stupid freeze and stupid snow
      Need to go bug a crow

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  7. Finding unexpected money is always a joy
    Just don't go spending it on a fancy toy
    Instead, you should give it to me
    I shall spend it with glee

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    1. haha want my two whole pennies I found?
      You may find more walking on the ground lol

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  8. This is perfect for you!
    are you kidding me???
    Lol

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  9. I saw an ad recently where someone paid their tuition in pennies, lol. A penny saved is a penny earned. ;)

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    1. LOL that must have weighed a ton
      But being debt free be fun

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  10. Wow! Holy crap! No way!
    All things I would say
    If I found money at my bay
    But money unexpected any day
    Isn't how my luck can play
    Ah, well, I guess being broke is OK

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    1. haha yeah broke and alive
      Is better than rich and dead at ones hive

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  11. MOL! I have lots of pennies too, but my Dad has no cents at all!

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    1. Not even two cents to rub together?
      Must be rough in bad weather

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  12. Put pennies in the jar,
    bury them in the ground,
    grow big tree of dollars!

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    1. If only that were true
      I'd have quite a few

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  13. With price of gas, higher taxes and the cost of bitter cold weather,
    I need truckloads of pennies to make our finances any better.

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    1. Yeah I'd need a full dump truck or three
      To make mine better at my sea

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  14. hey - that is cool - so buy the cat a new suit and have some lobster and champagne to celebrate....smiles

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    1. haha a few pennies won't go far
      Won't even fill the car

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  15. Really, wow good for you ~ perhaps you will take a vacation out of winter too ~

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    1. hahaha pennies won't get me there
      Stuck at my lair

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  16. Hahahaha... whatever will you do with all those pennies???? Put them in one of those old machines that count them for you? Do those still exist? ;)

    I did find myself reading faster and faster to find out the news... You're right. I won't be able to go to bed... not until I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO WITH THE MONEY!!!!!

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    1. haha not sure what I'm going to do with all that money
      Won't get me any place sunny

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  17. A penny saved is a penny earned
    That's what I always learned
    Sure wish they were worth a lot more
    so you could travel away from your shore
    but maybe the next find will be dollars
    so many that you'll scream and holler!

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    1. Yeah be nice if they were more
      Could sell them at a store
      Or buy a bunch of crap
      Maybe move across the map

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  18. Wow, like, that is so cool, dude!

    Pennies--we collect our loose change and take a trip. Last time we had $500, which amazed us.

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    1. That much would be grand
      Sadly only a few bucks in my land

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  19. Wow! Get out of town! You're seriously pulling my leg! ;0)

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    1. Didn't you feel the yank?
      All the way to the bank

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  20. My daughter counted my change yesterday. "Wow, you have over $23 in change. I bet more than half of that is pennies. I counted 98!" Math isn't her strong suit.

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    1. lol she just exaggerated a bit
      Bet she wanted some of it

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  21. The cat is probably wondering what he's gonna get with all those pennies. Treats?

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    1. A treat or two
      Or maybe some catnip can come due

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  22. A cat with lots of money would surely be my new best friend. This was fun!

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    1. haha yeah pennies could bring friends
      Could start new trends

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  23. orlin N cassie

    iz we barkin up de wrong tree ore did ewe guys just hit pay dirt....hope ya got cash comin out de wazoo :)

    ~~~~~~~~

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    1. haha well we have lots of dirt at our sea
      But still very little money

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  24. Hey Pat! I'm trying to imagine living in a country which doesn't make pennies anymore! Whenever I taught third graders about money, I had to share Canadian coins too. Boy did they use to crack up over loonies and toonies! I bet the cat could scare up more than a few Canadian pennies here! Thanks for your well wishes on my last post. I'm on the mend ~ now my face is flat and yellowish purple! LOL! Have a good one!

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    1. lol a yellowish purple face
      Might scare the cat and off he'll race
      Yeah loonies and toonies sure give all a chuckle
      But no longer are their pennies in ones belt buckle

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  25. Holy Moses!
    What a symbiosis
    of money and joy,
    a cat and a toy!
    Fun fun fun...
    My comment is now done.

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    1. Glad it was lots of fun
      As my pennies were spun

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  26. Well if one shoves hard enough..i do think Nature responds with push..for squares to become round..to make the hole thing..
    work....

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    1. Shove it in shove it in
      Hmmm that could be a sin

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  27. Cool :) Buy the cat some fresh tuna and shrimp :) You are the rhyme king!

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    1. The rhyme king I like to be
      Here at my sea

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  28. A nice poem that I enjoyed reading.

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

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  29. Oh the excitement!
    So how much have you already spent?
    That's the trick isn't it?
    Mine seems to disappear to bills before I can spit :)

    LOL

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    1. Yeah to the bills it goes
      Causing so much woes

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  30. Just another day
    many will come to say
    but, they'd rather play
    or listen to the Fray

    Start each day with a smile
    as you travel many miles
    making the day worthwhile
    singing a song is my style

    cat has acquired some cash
    now he's busy hiding his stash

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    1. The cat will eat it
      Bit by bit
      So stash will go
      As you sing at your show
      Driving a long a good mile
      With your light hearted smile

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    2. My bird would eat it too
      maybe, just make designs
      I tell you she likes to chew

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    3. haha have to keep it in a bank
      Or no money to fill the gas tank

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  31. I did not have a frown
    'till I read the whole way down
    as there was nothing more to rhyme
    I'll come back another time

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    1. Not even one word
      That is absurd
      Next I'll talk about a turd
      Then you won't flip me the bird

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  32. No freakin' way! You've struck it rich at your bay? I want my cat to find money. That would make my day quite sunny.

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    1. haha yeah struck a whole bunch of pennies at my sea
      I can go to the dollar store with glee

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  33. If I struck it rich I'd scream at a high pitch

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    1. Just do it far away
      Cat's ears are delicate at his bay

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    1. He could try
      And then it would rain from the sky

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  35. I used to tell my Daughter money didn't grow on trees, but she was a waitress and told me it grew on tables. Wish I could find a stash of money somewhere.

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    1. Yeah be fun to find a huge stash
      The run off with the cash

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  36. Can the cat come out to play
    at my house if he is that lucky?
    I sure could use some more money
    that would be ducky!

    (glad though that it is happening at your zoo :)

    betty

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    1. haha pennies only go so far
      Waiting for him to find a gold bar

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  37. How very cool is that! Our mom wishes some money would fall her way too . . . {{sigh}}

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    1. haha pennies can't do much
      But there are many to touch

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    2. Every bit helps! Ironically, the mom had found earlier the day you posted this, $2000 worth of bonds she'd forgotten about in some of her important papers. Unfortunately for her, they are The Girl's. Lucky girl!

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    3. haha wow that is sure a great find
      The girl will find that more than kind

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  38. Our metal detectors have not been so good at finding loose change in the fields. Maybe I should hire your cat.

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    1. The cat can spot it
      Then he'll eat it bit by bit

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  39. Send some of that money my way! I could use more. :(

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    1. You want pennies you say
      Might not get far at your bay

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  40. exploding verse will ruin the day
    muddle up what you're trying to say
    leaving blood and gore all about
    when you've lost your throat it's hard to shout
    but maybe with all the money you found
    your cat can buy himself a nice bloodhound
    and catch the perps before they get away
    and everything will turn out A-OK ~

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    1. A guess a bloodhound might be due
      To keep the scaries from my zoo

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  41. Question: How does a killer bee stare? Is it with buzzy intensity? (sorry, couldn't help it)

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    1. It stares with its stinger in the air
      Getting ready to stab with flair

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  42. a penny saved is a penny earned
    and so many burn them in parking lots,
    you could save lots by just picking them up...
    treasure hunters rock the beep beep beep
    of the walking want to find the metal

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    1. Yeah something like a few million bucks in pennies in the junk yard
      But to find them all would be rather hard

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  43. OMG oh wow oh cool holy crap awesome! I need money, too, I'm so poor. Where'd you find it? I need to know so my kitty and I can come search for more.

    :)

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    1. haha found it under the bed
      At least that is what he said

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