Sunday, January 12, 2014

Number One As Rip Off Week Is Done!

We can't neglect Hank any longer. His hate is growing stronger. He was not number one. Instead he was number seven to be done. That just would not do. Hank says very mean things when he gets number two.

Waffles for the win!
Stupid kid, I'll do him in.
Alex got number one!
I'll wedgie the ninja and he'll be done.

Rosey squeaked in to first place.
I'll throw pie in her face.
Truedessa finally got number one!
I'll sink her ship and run.

Brian snuck in after years.
I'll leave him in tears.
The Silver Fox was first.
His bubble I will burst.

John beat Hank today.
I will make that bald guy pay.
R is on top.
His two words will flop.

Manzanita scored number one.
I'll give her worms and she'll run.
Betsy actually got up early.
I'll steal her coffee and make her squirrelly.

Mary snuck in to first place.
I'll spray her with mace.
Terry decided to fight.
Watch out, I bite.

Keith failed again.
I don't have to stab him with my pen.
Folklore is on top.
I'll poison her squirrel then she'll flop.

To anyone else who goes for my place,
I will put a frown on your face.
You will regret the day,
You took my number one away.

So watch your back,
My vengeance won't lack.
I'll go on the attack.
You may get a whack.

What? This smile?
It is really vile.
You shall see.
Number one is reserved for only me.

Wow, Hank takes his spot seriously I guess. With him you may not want to mess. Pies and wedgies could be in store. Better watch Hank at my shore. You take his top spot he will sass. Or it could just be the imagination of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

82 comments:

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    1. Without a break #12
      Good to have!

      Hank

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    2. 12 in a row
      Soon 20 will show

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  2. It certainly feels good to have to be #1
    On Hank's part no cussings he wants
    Hank's a nice guy
    Everyone's right to try
    Many did beat Hank many did him done!

    Hank

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    1. haha no cussing at all
      There at your hall
      Shh don't tell
      Pretend to give them hell

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  3. Everyone wants to be on top
    If not they are certainly called a flop
    Others drift in but never linger
    Hank just has the magic finger

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    1. Hank has the lingering down
      Making all frown

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    2. Thanks Manzi
      The finger's ordinary!

      Hank

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  4. Hank lives for number one.
    Don't think tool long on that line...

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    1. I wouldn't have until you said it
      Now I have just a bit haha

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    2. Yes Alex not too long on that line
      But will try most times!

      Hank

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  5. A good one for Hank, yippeee ~ I don't think I can wake up that early ~

    Happy Sunday Pat ~

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    1. Yeah it would be 6 your time
      Be hard to get in for the chime

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    2. Some constraints
      Grace, A little pain!

      Hank

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    3. Needs her sleep
      Good and deep

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  6. ha, hank is number 1,
    even when he's not, number two
    is poo, and you dont want anyone to wipe you
    out, so...

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    1. haha yeah that is not a thing
      I want done at my wing

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    2. Yes Brian,No.# 2
      Still will do!

      Hank

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    3. In that way
      It is fine at my bay

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  7. Hank is always number 1

    unless he's number two

    lots of fun

    to see if the record says adieu

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  8. Imagination lead us a top
    Hunk number One feels
    like non stop
    it's always
    fun to see
    who first at your sea

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    1. Yeah some days there is a fight
      As #1 comes to light

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  9. Yeah, that's why I comment late,
    Don't wanna mess with Hank's fate!

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    1. Good excuse I say
      From you at my bay lol

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    2. Haha, but today I was number 8
      Moving up at your gate
      Now back to fashionably late :)

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    3. Haha, but today I was # 8
      Moving up at your gate!
      Now back to fashionably late :)

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    4. You even got a duplicate comment!
      See, I'm here reading and present :)

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    5. haha look at you
      Not one but two
      And from two, three
      You spoil me

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  10. Hank is number one
    getting up before the sun
    I did give him a run
    and it was rather fun
    he is usually top gun

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    1. That he is indeed
      #1 at top speed
      You are up and ready to go
      Searching high and low
      Doing this and that
      No time to be #1 at my flat
      As out the door you go
      To the awful work show

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  11. I think Hank has a hankering to be first!

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    1. That he does indeed
      Here at top speed

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  12. At least Hank is not #1 at saying Great Post!
    I always check to see if he's #1 the most!
    Hope you're having fun on your coast.
    Do you refer to a rhyming dictionary to keep us engrossed?

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    1. haha that is true
      Says more than that at my zoo
      Nah, don't need that
      As i rhyme away at my mat

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  13. You should delay your post tomorrow by 3 minutes just to drive Hank crazy. ha

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    1. haha that might be fun to do
      Although he already got screwed over when blogger made it come true

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  14. Hank goes on a run He likes to be number one

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  15. Ha!
    While Hank et. al. clamor for one.
    I'll be out having fun!

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha enjoy your fun
      As around you run

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  16. Damn, I'm number twenty-nine/Which by my standrds, it's just fine/Who wants to be number one all the time/It's not the number that matters, it's the rhyme! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yeah the rhyme is all that matters at my sea
      As many come and give a few to me

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  17. That's pretty funny, I'm usually somewhere at the bottom.

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  18. A very nice ode' to Hank for his dedication to #1!

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    1. He sure has dedication indeed
      Here at top speed

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  19. I'll never be number one
    on your blog
    When you post it
    I'll probably sleeping like a log

    But a record Hank does have
    I always look to see whose first
    and more often than not
    in that place he bursts.

    betty

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    1. Well sleep is needed
      Or a brain might get weeded
      Full of this and that
      Unable to stay clear at ones mat

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  20. Hank definitely is hard to beat!! He has the magic touch most days. I think he has a nearly foolproof system of being #1. (Ha, and i don't wish to be sprayed with mace if I ever again do gain first place. Smiles.)

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    1. haha run away
      If you get #1 at my bay
      Yeah he knows exactly when
      To lurk at my den

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  21. LOL! I always get SO EXCITED to see what you come up with next, Mr. Pat. thoroughly entertaining, as always. You're a rare breed of talent.

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    1. I like to be rare
      A clone of me would be a rather scary affair

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  22. Good for Hank being number one,
    Hope he enjoys his day in the sun.

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    1. That he does i think
      Here before you can blink

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  23. Maybe he is one we better avoid!

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    1. haha run for the hills
      He tries to give cats pills

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  24. I think I am always number last. I try to get it before I leave for work at 7 a.m. (8 your time?), but if I don't, it's all over.
    I try to get up early but I. just. can't. LOL!!!

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    1. LOL maybe one day
      You won`t be near last at my bay

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  25. Good thing I am always so late with my comments. I don't have to worry about death by wedgie from Hank.

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    1. haha what a way to go
      Be quite the show

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  26. It took me more than one try to scooch into that spot. You've got to admire someone with such consistency (and good taste too!). Three cheers for Hank!

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    1. Thanks Rosey! Appreciate it!

      Hank

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    2. haha cheering on Hank
      He'll never walk the plank

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  27. Remind me never to mess with Hank's #1 again

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  28. ho ho ho maybe #1 is slow ho ho ho

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    1. Might not be great
      At his ninja trait

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  30. Love the riverally. Hank v. Pat?

    Yvonne.

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  31. One of these days I'll find out how to beat Hank
    Maybe I'll have to drive a tank
    Maybe he'll sleep in one day
    And then I will finally find a way!

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    1. haha maybe he will
      Better luck of him taking a trip up a hill

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  32. This is hilarious once again
    You're really on a roll, my friend
    Now I must go back and see
    If R responded to his own roasty...

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    1. More than two words
      Even beat the birds

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