Wow, you were in a rush. Did not even use a space, go ahead, mush.
"once upon a time in a far far away rhyme"
A cat started to pass gas and you fell on your ass.
"dick wrapping paper"
Dick York on your paper? Or is it Cheney in some caper.
"crazy bum laughing"
A full moon can laugh you say? Wow, news to me at my bay.
"piles of cash"
Wrong place for such an embrace.
"hairy man boobies"
A fetish I do not want to know about. Never stick your hairy man boobies out.
"oh damn what have i done"
You blinded all by showing your hairy man boobies at my hall.
"i go up and never come down no matter how hard you wish.as i get higher,more wrinkles crawl onto your face.."
Wow, you typed all of that and even some dots. You must enjoy talking to search engines lots.
"she could really go for some dick"
Wow, today is all about Dick. Cheney must be beating all away with a stick.
You can't spell,
That I can tell.
But even with that hair,
You should be aware,
Your movies now suck.
At least the tax man is in luck.
"tides can't carry water or things will turn upside down and.."
And what? You sound like you are in a rut. What do tides carry? Is water that scary?
"Triple play, i scored in her and found a nipple."
Errr ummm errr okay. Have a nice nipple-y day.
And the winner for this round comes from the creepy pound. Looking for poor Pat or they just can't spell hat. I don't want to know what they were looking for when they decided to explore.
"www faking hatt sexy movi dat cam"
I wonder if one will get a thrill or just feel ill if they type that in. I would rather not know at my bin. But if you care to look, go right ahead at your nook. Might be a weirdo rolling naked in the grass, that would just be scary to my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.