Monday, January 20, 2014

Round Eighteen Comes Due With The Crazy Crew!

Back once more to the crazies that visit my shore. Round and round they come as some talk out their bum. That you shall see as they buzz around like a crazy bee.

"realpeoplerealsex"

Wow, you were in a rush. Did not even use a space, go ahead, mush.

"once upon a time in a far far away rhyme"

A cat started to pass gas and you fell on your ass.

"dick wrapping paper"

Dick York on your paper? Or is it Cheney in some caper.

"crazy bum laughing"

A full moon can laugh you say? Wow, news to me at my bay.

"piles of cash"

Wrong place for such an embrace.

"hairy man boobies"

A fetish I do not want to know about. Never stick your hairy man boobies out.

"oh damn what have i done"

You blinded all by showing your hairy man boobies at my hall.

"i go up and never come down no matter how hard you wish.as i get higher,more wrinkles crawl onto your face.."

Wow, you typed all of that and even some dots. You must enjoy talking to search engines lots.

"she could really go for some dick"

Wow, today is all about Dick. Cheney must be beating all away with a stick.

"nicolas cage rhyme peom"

You can't spell,
That I can tell.
But even with that hair,
You should be aware,
Your movies now suck.
At least the tax man is in luck.

"tides can't carry water or things will turn upside down and.."

And what? You sound like you are in a rut. What do tides carry? Is water that scary?

"Triple play, i scored in her and found a nipple."

Errr ummm errr okay. Have a nice nipple-y day.

And the winner for this round comes from the creepy pound. Looking for poor Pat or they just can't spell hat. I don't want to know what they were looking for when they decided to explore.

"www faking hatt sexy movi dat cam"

I wonder if one will get a thrill or just feel ill if they type that in. I would rather not know at my bin. But if you care to look, go right ahead at your nook. Might be a weirdo rolling naked in the grass, that would just be scary to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

83 comments:

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    1. Perfect 10 twice over
      It's #20
      slowly!

      Hank

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    2. 20 once more
      Hopefully no screw ups in time due to blogger at my shore

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  2. Hi Pat as I can't comment now on Alex's as well as Lee's enough is enough.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Need a new computer maybe
      As it just doesn't like thee

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  3. I bet Nicolas Cage can't rhyme either.
    Yvonne, sorry you can't comment! Not sure what is going on with her computer.

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    1. Yeah he's too busy seeking treasure
      Or making movies that bring misery not pleasure

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  4. Say,once upon a time in a far far away land
    Talk of 'hairy man boobies" weird happenings
    It's the wrong time
    monkeying around
    Just match it with the normal kind of rhyming

    Hank




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  5. Crazy Bum Laughing jumps out of the gorse
    Did he fight big battles with Lakota Crazy Horse?
    Did he warpath against Custer at the Battle of Big Horn
    Did he fight with Sitting Bull early in the morn?
    Or is he just a nut who wishes he's a native
    Or one from outer space who tries so hard to be creative

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    1. Wow you took a lot from that one
      Was it you that search it and found my sun?
      I'd go with the outer space nut
      Lost in space and in a rut

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  6. I would love to see the people that search by typing in these words
    These are some of the craziest things I've ever heard

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    1. Yeah be fun to get them on candid camera or something like that
      Here at my blog mat

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  7. I can't believe someone would want Nicolas Cage poetry, no wonder they can't spell.

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    1. Yeah might get better poetry from a rock
      But then that isn't a shock

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  8. Dick Cheney spoke at my commencement years ago (Bachelor's, FSU). Irrelevant but just a thought. :) The terms to get here are hilarious, as usual. :)

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    1. Rubbing elbows with the higher ups you are
      Maybe it was really Cheney looking for your bar

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  9. seriously...where do you find these people that read you
    there should be a movie made about them
    it would be better than the people of walmart
    for sure....or maybe you need to stop advertizing
    at walmart...hahaha

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    1. haha could top the people of walmart site
      With this search engine fright
      Damn you are on to me
      But walmart is so cheap you sea

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  10. Wow you get a lot of crazies at your hut
    searching for something like a nut
    Nicolas Cage Poetry seems strange
    maybe,they wanted to do an exchange

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    1. They must have wanted something done
      I guess the crazies just enjoy coming here for a run

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  11. Not sure I want to see what comes up when searching for a crazy bum laughing

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    1. Yeah might be scary
      And one way or another hairy

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  12. ho ho ho they are on the do no visit list ho ho ho

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  13. What does it mean when Cage and Cheney appear in the same post?
    The one was even more crazy than most.

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    1. Hell might freeze over?
      Or the cat will turn into a rhyming rover?

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  14. Lol Nicholas Cage ryhme. Can't stop laughing.

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    1. Might be a better movie to watch
      Then him getting drunk off scotch

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  15. the nicolas cage poem needs to be printed and framed.

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    1. haha stick it on the wall
      Would scare all from my hall

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  16. Some cages should be for people like that!

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    1. Yep, stuck in
      And locked away at the looney bin

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  17. commenters seem to be a strange breed at times...ha... nicolas cage rhymes..i'd love to hear that you know..

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    1. haha yeah that would be interesting I suppose
      But sure to cause woes

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  18. BWAHAHAHAHA. This is, by far, the more creative manner I've seen a blogger write about word searches! Well done! :)

    -Barb

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    1. Almost fun to do
      As they somehow find my zoo

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  19. So... dick wrapping paper. Was someone looking for wrapping paper with dicks on it, or wrapping paper that you use to wrap your dick? Perhaps we'll never know...

    Also, I think they were trying to say Nicholas Cage Rhyme Peon. Because he is a mere peon when it comes to rhyming, and we all know it.

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    1. I'm guessing the former, at least I hope
      Wrapping paper for a dick would have to be done by a dope
      Yeah he is the lowest of the low
      When rhyming comes into the show

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  20. Hairy Man Boobies?
    Well, whaddya know?
    If they get too big
    they can wear a "manssiere" or a "bro."

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    1. This one is for the bro
      Kramer would enjoy that show

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  21. Hairy Man Boobies?
    Well, whaddya know?
    If they get too big
    they can wear a "manssiere" or a "bro."

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    1. This one for the manssiere
      Frank might like it near

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  22. Thankfully the weird ones stay away from my blog! Of course, they would have no reasons to seek out my blog of they were looking for 'hairy man boobies.' LOL.

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    1. lol yeah they may not find it there
      Could find lots of dog hair

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  23. That is just too funny. Thankfully I don't get that many weird ones.

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    1. haha I get a ton
      I guess I'm just lucky under my sun

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  24. Oh, my goodness, what next will they type
    Wacky ones land on your page so ripe

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    1. That they do
      Many weirdos come here to view

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  25. Glad I'm not the only one with weirdos coming to my sun. Of course, they probably click and are sad to not find dick. Your site lacks hairy man boobs, but I'm sure there's lots of them on You Tubes. Good thing your rhymes are all I need for good times.

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    1. haha yeah they will never find such things
      Here at my wings

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  26. Cat pass gas eh, reminds me of my friends dog. Was cleaning his bottom and released a massive thrust of gas, right in his own face... Lol

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    1. LOL oh that would surely suck
      Is that considered good luck

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  27. Always creative. Have a good one, Pat.

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    1. Even with the nuts at my sea
      Creative I can be

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    1. Yeah, avoid that one
      Sounds creepy a ton

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  29. Have to admit, I liked Go in 60 Seconds
    starring Nicholas Cage
    but that Ghost Rider thing was just a bit too weird
    wanted to stay away from his stage!

    betty

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    1. Yeah that Ghost Rider was a load of crap
      He made some good ones before he fell in the crap trap

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  30. "once upon a time in a far far away rhyme"
    faking cat finding the movie at
    hatt dat com ~
    maybe it's beginning of new book
    at your nook...

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    1. haha could work as a book
      Might be R though at my nook

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  31. Hairy Man Boobies, no here
    But you have shown some really nasty feet, I fear!

    Glad the crazies are all at your place
    At least they are behind the screen so you don't have to shoot them with mace.

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    1. I'd rather use a stun gun
      That would be more fun

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  32. What the heck
    Was all that dreck?
    We can't figure out
    What those lines were all about!
    "Crazy bum laughing"
    Please--not while I'm baffing!
    "Piles of cash"?
    Stay away from my stash!

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    1. haha you have a stash?
      Time you throw a bash

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  33. um... he said "boobies"! giggle...

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  34. That's a great way to deal with spam! They don't know how silly they are :-)

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    1. Not spam though
      Just visitors at my show

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  35. It must be a full moon the way these people come out of the woodwork.

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    1. They come out each day
      To see the full moon at my bay

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  36. Oh. Where do these people come from?! And now I am so curious about that tide thing...what if that's some new scientific breakthrough peeking out of someone's diseased mind?

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    1. Hey a little bit of truth in everything
      Just never know at ones wing

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  37. oh gosh...just when you thought they couldn't get any worse. lol....

    you're sent me some of that wrapping paper! hahaha....

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    1. They keep coming back for more
      And want a wrapping paper encore?

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