Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Send Feedback You Quack!

In blogland feedback sure does not lack. There is enough to give a poor sap a heart attack. If they can't take it that is with their feedback biz. Anyway, here, there and everywhere on display, it pops up so you can have your say.

Buy this, do that.
Get done in no time flat.
Ready to move on at your sea.
Wait! Won't you leave feedback for me?

How was our skill?
Did it thrill?
Speaking of thrill,
Did your spouse like the frill?

Did you enjoy your time here?
Was it fear or cheer?
How would you rate us?
Are you on the love us bus?

Did we serve you well?
I hope things didn't go to hell.
Was your order correct?
I hope there was no neglect.

Was the site fast?
Where were you last?
Yeah, we already know,
But still, answer below.

Did all work?
Was it a perk?
Are you happy with shipping?
Will you be double dipping?

Where will you go now?
And if you don't mind, how?
We are just curious is all,
Write it on our wall.

Why did you shop here?
Did you hear it by ear?
Did you hear it from the news?
Please give us a few clues.

We hope you come back.
Have a nice day at your shack.
Thanks for your feedback.
I'm sure it did not lack.

Yippeee!
Now we can stalk thee.
We know all about you.
And you helped us too!

Feedback = stalker galore there at your shore. They take your info and then they know all about your show. Or they just waste your time with their 1-10 chime. I suppose if I wanted to say something crass feedback would be used by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

82 comments:

  1. Now we can stalk thee. Yeah, know that feeling!

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    1. Yep, they do it all the time
      With their feedback chime

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  2. Always allow for a feedback
    To take things back on track
    Make corrections
    Create solutions
    Choices one does not lack

    Hank

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    1. That is the good way
      Then they can correct at their bay

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  3. No privacy anymore
    Follow us from shore to shore
    To the electronics we tell it all
    To the smart phone with just a call
    To a blog or with a tweet
    Soon privacy sounds really neat

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    1. No such thing anymore
      Unless you live in a far off shore
      Not watched each day
      Feedback is just a ploy at many a bay

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  4. Great poem Pat about the most important Feedback.
    Yvonne.

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  5. If it's feedback they lack
    I'll happily give them a smack!
    And if that will not do
    I'll feed them to something at your zoo.

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    1. haha a hippo would do
      Get rid of them with one chew

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  6. I got a snotty email on ebay from a seller demanding feedback and how rude it was that I had forced him to contact me, what a gobshite!

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    1. hahaha what a douche indeed
      I guess wuth feedback he was really in need

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  7. Or as a user, when I see a "how about feedback?" window, I jam a finger moving so fast to close it.

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    1. haha hopefully the pain in your finger
      Does not linger

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  8. We are definitely on the 'love you bus' :-)

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  9. This problem frustrates me too.
    I know blogging is something I don't have to do.
    But, I spend so much time to entertain a few,
    I often wonder why they can't comment when it's so easy to do.

    Great post Pat!
    Laughing at Life 2

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    1. Yeah there are a few
      Or lurk at each zoo
      Can't say a word
      Just flip them the bird

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  10. Everyone is asking for an opinion

    to help their dominion

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    1. But then they stalk
      So their opinion can take a walk

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  11. I seldom give feedback in Blogland. Only if something has been exceptionally good or exceptionally poor. Mostly I keep my opinions to myself. Smiles!

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    1. haha I barely ever do
      Unless they have captcha or something at their zoo
      Then if they whine
      They are told to stick it from the feline lol

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  12. I guess they've tracked, surveyed me to gain info,
    I just don't think it's that interesting to know.

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    1. That is very true
      Nothing of interest either at my zoo

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  13. What a timely and appropriate post
    After my recent retail ghost
    Ordered for Christmas but no luck
    In January came the package-laden truck
    But without the ordered gift
    Through customer service I had to sift
    They tried again, and again they failed
    Into my life the wrong stuff sailed
    Now they want me their service to rate
    They want to know the extent of my hate?!? :)

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    1. haha give them a 0 and tell them they suck
      They owe you more than a buck
      Then tell them to pound sand
      Never again order from their land

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  14. ugh, and it is only going to get worse with the preference tech that amazon is about to import, maybe send it before your button push hits the report...big brother will sell you short...

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    1. Yeah they are getting us in every way
      Know what we want even before we come to play

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  15. It's alarming how much we share and what is tracked, yet we plug along...familiarity making it seem okay (myself included). Craaaazy!

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    1. Yeah we continue to plug along
      And they track it all from here to Hong Kong

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  16. Feedback so they can track
    some may even try to hack
    try to sell you something you lack
    bought new sneakers at my shack
    sent me a survey didn't reply back
    hmm because of all this yack
    I want to give someone a whack..hahaha

    Happy Hump Day..is all I can say...


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    1. haha I ignore
      As well at my shore
      But to explore
      After a whack encore
      That I wouldn't ignore
      Maybe try some more

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  17. They take your dough
    Then even more they want to know

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  18. How was my driving?
    Just call this number.
    Especially if I'm imbibing
    a rum and coke tumbler.

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    1. haha seen that one
      I should call it sometime for fun

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  19. An interesting piece that I enjoyed reading. It's nice to get feed back!

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

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  20. I love that post and get way too many emails to please review!

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    1. Yeah have had a ton too
      I ignore them at my zoo

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  21. orlin N cassie...

    feedback can stink
    like a yeer old flounder
    answer with negatives
    blamed on de founder

    N while they cuzz ewe out
    frum bee hind de sceenz
    they'll offer ewe free stuff
    frum soup, cash & jeans

    happee whitefish wednesday !!

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    1. Well I'd take the free cash
      Then away I would dash

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  22. You are so wise, cat. Feedback is just a fancy way to stalk you.

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    1. That it is indeed
      So ignore it as they aren't in need

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  23. Let's just give them something to talk about, shall we?
    On second thought, maybe not.

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    1. haha they may talk one right into a cell
      Or just try and sell sell sell

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  24. One of your comments
    Laments
    There's a stalker at your show
    I should know
    Got the same feedback
    At my track
    Guess which one
    Lots of fun.

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    1. A stalker here
      A stalker there
      Lend an ear
      It's only fair

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  25. So how many stalkers do you have?

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    1. There are a few
      That ask for feedback at my zoo

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  26. I've had a stalker before. Not fun.

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    1. Yeah the can blog stalk
      With their feedback squawk

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  27. I choose not to fret.
    Maybe I'm being tracked or stalked.
    I guess I'd be more worried if I had a big secret.
    Oh wait, do they know about...

    ;p

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    1. haha yeah nothing secret here
      So they won't find anything as they stalk my rhyming rear

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  28. So many times I've hit "unsubscribe"
    Sakes alive!
    haha.

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    1. haha yeah I've done it a time or ten
      Here at my den

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    1. Send it again and again
      So much easier to avoid when things were just sent in pen

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  30. Feedback emails push my button.
    Especially Amazon! They be frontin!
    If I didn't like the stuff that I buy
    I would return it at the bat of an eye.
    How's that for feedback, you jerks?

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    1. haha no hate mail
      That you would let set sail?

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  31. Yup, and we let it happen. The mom has been blocking tracking cookies and getting rid of unwanted software. Even respected companies download crap on your computer without letting on.

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    1. Yeah they have little extras and such embedded there
      So when you download you are unaware

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  32. No time for feedback when they send it my way
    Want to do something else instead of that, would rather play.

    It really is sad how they use that data against us
    like someone said, definitely a loss of our privacy!

    betty

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    1. Yeah would rather play too
      And they can stick their data up their gazoo

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  33. I like this part, "Where were you last?
    Yeah, we already know,
    But still, answer below." So smart.
    I try to mess with their minds. With me, it's mystery they finds.

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    1. A mystery is fun to do
      Leave them with no clue

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  34. I also hate it when I hide
    A facebook post and then they pry:
    Was it offensive or a lie?
    Why do you care? I want to ask
    This shouldn't be a daunting task
    It's my page. I need not explain
    That I don't like hateful or mundane
    From surveys there's nothing to gain.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yeah as they will keep coming
      With their hateful drumming
      So leave us the hell alone
      Or get an evil tone

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  35. I don't want to give feedback. Not on the internet, not on the phone, not via mail. I just want to be left alone!!! No one listens to me anyway.
    I wonder if I put that in the feedback, would they really leave me alone?
    NO, because they don't listen!

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    1. haha someone sure has feedback hate
      But they will still keep hoping you take the bait

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    1. Just kidding! Ever since you did that post on the comment/feedback "Great Post," I can't resist! Fortunately ~ so far ~ I've had very supportive and positive feedback. And if someone posts a really snarky remark, why I just pop out my pointy, lethal velociraptor claws and zap that mean comment into cyber oblivion! My dad always said, "If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all." I try to navigate with that principle. And yes, this post of yours was great!

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    2. haha good way to live at your sea
      If mean keep one's mouth shut with glee
      And yeah can make them go
      As you give great post a go at my show

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  37. I don't mind giving feedback if it was a job well done
    But giving negative feedback is never any fun
    Sure, some may deserve it
    But it could have just been a bad day, so it's not worth it
    So can I get feedback on this comment?
    Or should I just go get bent?

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    1. haha no need to get bent
      Maybe go outside and pitch a tent
      Then you may freeze
      Better off with fleas on your knees

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