Saturday, January 18, 2014

Thoughts Of The Day At My Bay!

The cat thought it would be interesting today to jot down random thoughts of Pat as he went about his day. Could be scary I suppose with what flows. But we will keep those away as they should not see the light of day.

Use a blinker jackwipe.
Guess he had a gripe.
He did not even swear.
Guess I just do that at my lair.

Yeah, I'd like to whack you with that book.
Hmmm must have been at the work nook.
A lot can come out there.
Such thoughts are not rare.

If I have to hear the weather report once more, I'm going to throw a stapler at your head.
Wow, Pat can get really get wordy and maybe needs to go back to bed.
How many times are you going to say that?
It was only said once by the cat.

I wonder what she is doing today?
Talking about the weather one on display?
Yeah, hypocritical ass.
Nope, not the only one that gives sass.

No, the sun isn't shining, it's raining.
All these people talking about the weather must be draining.
Just stick that big nose in the air.
Bet they thought they had flair.

That would make a good blog post.
What? Burnt toast?
I hate these parking spaces.
Do they make faces?

Payback is going to be fun.
I wonder on who under our sun?
Wow, she's stuck right out there.
She was in a car, so you are aware.

What a lazy ass.
That could apply to many a class.
Why can't they ever get the a/c to work right?
Always one extreme to the other on site.

Don't think that, it can't be typed.
And it shouldn't be hyped.
Raised the price again, greedy bitches.
Maybe it was pricing glitches?

Take your recovery drink and shove it.
It does taste like umm spit.
Two posts down, eight to go for today.
Yep, write ten in one day at our bay.

So there you go plenty of semi-tame thoughts all aglow. The cat had to keep this pg so he avoided some at our sea. I too have thoughts that come to pass like how can I get those birds outside with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

61 comments:

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    1. Now without a break #18
      Slowly skirting!

      Hank

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    2. On a roll
      Soon 20 will stroll

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  2. Thoughts of the day flows from the mind
    It surfs through leisurely and doesn't bind
    Good for idea
    Fodder on fire
    Way to keep the lazy mind alert all the time

    Hank

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    1. Yeah keeps on alert indeed
      But that isn't a problem at my feed

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  3. Will there be an R-rated version?
    So that we can cast aspersions?

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    1. Hmmm that might scare all away
      If I go all R rated at my bay

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  4. Pat is young and single - if you'd recorded every random fact, this post wouldn't been rated R.
    Heck, let's keep it real - the young and single part doesn't matter....

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    1. haha yep, doesn't matter at all
      The R rated thoughts still have a ball

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  5. Make your magic, wave your wand
    Ten posts a day and respond
    Like the boy scouts and the marines
    Semper ready and green beans
    Whether the weather,luck of the draw
    Just get up and do it, don't draw a straw

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    1. But a straw may help one drink
      Hopefully not from the sink
      Then one would lie down
      Joining fluoride head town

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  6. ha. i dont know that i would want to share the thoughts that run through my head here, it might scare some, as i can be a bum, the post would be better if the burnt toast was in the shape of a celebrity...

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    1. I could make some dough
      If the shape of a celebrity were to show
      What? You'd scare some away
      Hmm wonder what you'd say

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  7. I'm tired of hearing the weather reports too. So much time telling us what we already know. Snow today. Cold tomorrow. Day after day nothing new at the weather bay -- until April or May!

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    1. Yeah a whole bunch of crap
      They need to shut their damn yap

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  8. Oh that weather thing bugs us too, every morning, every 4 minutes. It's like a bad groundhog day movie!

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    1. Over and over the same thing
      Not even Bill Murray at your wing

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  9. prices rise, but I hear in Canada they round up to the nickle

    losing cents on that jar of pickles

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    1. Yep, they round up or down
      Depending on what you spend in town

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  10. I walked with you
    all the thoughts,
    those ideas and doubts,
    keep weather the brainstorm,
    the way to earn
    the smiles, the hand shakes,
    some money and brakes
    to travel to ocean, to sea, to lake
    near or far, but joyful enough....

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    1. Travel there and back
      Nice break from ones shack
      Sit and rest
      Fill one with zest

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  11. Haha! The weather reports do annoy, they pop up unexpected; they can be so coy! Work has been long, and that's all I'll say; thank God it's the weekend, go enjoy your Saturday!

    Cheers,
    Jen

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    1. Enjoy your break from work
      And yeah those weather reports aren't a perk

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  12. What would we do without our weather reports? :)

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    1. Have nothing to talk about I bet
      Wouldn't bother this pet

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  13. Wait, I need to turn down the weather channel to hear again what you're saying... ;)

    Kidding. I read the weather online, when I need to and not one ounce more.

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    1. That is all we do here
      Read it when needed and then no longer peer

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  14. Grr, not the unreliable weather man!!! Here in Maryland the school systems close or delay at the very potential of even having snow touch the ground!

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    1. haha they do that here too
      Many a time when some big bad storm is supposedly coming due

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  15. ha... no burnt toasts for me... neither a stapler... a colleague once threw an eraser after me...ha...i deserved it...smiles

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    1. haha what did you do?
      Tie up the loo lol

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  16. Some time you should try to be sarcastic
    I bet you'd think it was fantastic.
    lol....

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    1. Sarcasm goes a long way
      To making a fun day

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  17. Some people just don't know how to use a blinker. Would love to smash them with a printer.

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    1. Yeah they have no idea it seems
      As they weave through traffic streams

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  18. Let's hope Milton from office space doesn't hear about this stapler throwing,
    or you might become a victim of wrath he'll be bestowing.

    ;-)

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    1. haha he'll burn my place down
      And retire to a tropic town

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  19. Really 10 posts in a day?
    How do you have time to play?

    betty

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    1. As I have 6 days to play
      Just write 10 in one day

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  20. I'm such a happy chick
    I just wish I wasn't sick


    I feel very creative for coming up with that. Snaps for me, please

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    1. haha good job indeed
      Germs are also at my feed

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  21. My Hubs is about to make me shove his recovery drink where the sun don't shine.

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    1. haha just be gentle with the shove
      Do it with love

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  22. I'd like to see the R version though

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  23. You have a lot of thoughts roaming in your head
    can only image what you dream about in your bed
    Oh, I have lots of thoughts too they come and go
    sometimes I just let my mind go with the flow
    I'd write more but, today I am sick as can be
    so excuse me as I now have to flee..

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    1. Yeah no need for more germs at my place
      They are sure quite the blah case
      And thoughts sure do come and go
      Here at my show

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  24. Always good to visit your lair
    I can't even pull off 10 posts a year

    (that rhymes good enough! say it with an accent)

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    1. haha have to be a weird accent I'd say
      But I guess it is okay

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  25. R is back with his usual post, smiles ~

    I hate to talk about the weather, but it seems its coming back chilly as ever in the mid week, brrrrr ~ Have a good weekend Pat ~

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    1. Yeah going to get cold once more
      Here at our shore

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  26. Pat writes ten posts a day?
    I am filled with awful dismay!
    My Human protests even ONE--
    And sometimes she leaves that undone!
    Life isn't fair
    Here at my lair.

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    1. haha poor poor you
      Perhaps a bit of ankle biting should come due

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  27. Ha! Love this...only if I jotted down my daily thoughts it would show how mean and hypocritical and small-minded I am, so I can't do it - we must keep up appearances at all costs!
    :)

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    1. haha bah go for it
      Sure the post would be a hit

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    1. Well that would be grand
      To see in your land

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  29. I would never jot down my thoughts on paper. It would probably be enough to get me locked away in the crazy ward for quite some time :)

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    1. haha that is why I stayed pg
      Those are okay to see

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