Thursday, February 20, 2014

A Crime Wave For The Brave!

So after the dumb criminal act the cat hears many bloggers made a pact. They wanted to show all how it was done and then retire some place with sand and sun.

There they were outside a bank,
Folklore the getway driver with a full tank.
With her big fancy redneck horn,
All would get out of the way and go look at porn.

Brian gawked the situation over.
He pretended he was some crazy rover.
Betsy sent in an army of cats,
Who gave fleas to all the banker dingbats.

Optimistic bored the passerbys to death,
Yapping until he was out of breath.
Terry and Manzi gave the rest worms,
Many humans got what one may call the squirms.

Alex used chopsticks to pick the lock.
It worked, which left many in shock.
Mary waited in the bushes,
Just in case her dogs had to bite tushes.

Truedessa sadly let one get away,
And they called the cops to join the fray.
She was too busy waiting for the moon.
More fixated than a bad saturday morning cartoon.

The beer guys had a plan.
One in which they were the only fan.
They got drunk and made puke puddles in the road.
So the cops would slip while they took their money load.

But when the cops showed up,
Old one eye walked out and scared even the police pup.
They all peeled over in disgust.
So the heist was not a bust.

Rosey used her learned mail skills,
She directed everyone taking the bills.
Theresa thought what a great giveaway.
Yes, we know the Halloween Nazi isn't all okay.

They piled into their stolen bus.
Folklore then let out some cuss.
She hit her horn and away they went.
She even told a mime to get bent.

I hear they got away.
To some nice sunny Timbuktu like bay.
Sadly pesos don't go very far.
But at least they can rest at a sunny sand bar.

See, there is a crime for thee. Wasn't it so not dumb? Hmm well they did not leave a bread crumb. So there was no fail that landed them in jail. I guess that is a pass. That is as much as it gets from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

90 comments:

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    1. No break it's now #51
      Starting another run

      Hank

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    2. 100 could come due
      Unless Truedessa tries to stop you

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  2. With a powerful crowd this time they fared better
    They could work out strategies perfect to the letter
    Best to decide
    And not to slide
    Way back but to come back with ideas that matter

    Hank

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    1. The ideas seems to work
      As the stealing was a perk

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  3. Not good morning?
    I follow sand and sun,
    Thank you for warning!

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    1. Off to sand and sun
      That would be fun

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  4. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Go straight to jail. lol

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    1. lol can you get out as easy
      That may be kinda cheesy

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  5. The heist was not oceans eleven
    Nor even the magnificent seven
    But the gang made a plan
    It had many a fan
    Hopped on the bus sped on their way
    With loot to spend at a sun shiny bay

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    1. Might be in a 3rd world place
      Might enjoy the sun's embrace

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  6. haha - This was quite the morning caper
    what would the headline read in the paper
    Crazy bloggers pull off a bank heist
    the good news no one got iced
    well, it had to be a full moon
    for these swirly eyed loons
    no time for them they got away
    having fun catching sun rays
    heard they want to form a band
    playing their songs in the sand..










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    1. haha a band you say
      The bank robbers at play
      They steal your loot
      And play a tune to boot

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    2. haha can you name that tune:
      Ninja Wannabe can you play this one:
      "Take the Money and Run"

      Go on take the money and run
      Go on take the money and run

      They got the money, hey
      You know they got away

      cat this song will now be stuck in your head
      as you try to drift to sleep in your bed..haha

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    3. haha I'll play other annoying songs now though
      Then they will just be jumbled at my show
      The steve miller band won't win
      Not at my bin haha

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    4. Well just to jumble your show
      let's give this one a go

      Band on the run; band on the run
      And the jailer man, and sailor Sam,
      Were searching everyone
      For the Band on the run...

      lyrics thanks to Paul McCartney..

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    5. Uggg that one will get stuck in way more
      Thanks for that at my shore haha

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  7. We got away - awesome!
    I am actually quite proficient with chopsticks.
    Tell Brandon and Bryan that was alcohol abuse to waste all that beer.

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    1. haha the chopstick ninja wannabe
      That would be a sight to see

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  8. LOL This is awesome! Loved reading this little caper to start my day. ♥

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    1. They made it through
      Too bad they didn't get much at their zoo

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  9. I love to scare away the cat
    and get him while he's away from his mat
    but scaring the cops is a new feat
    one that is pretty freakin' neat
    It must be my awesome beauty
    and my cute lil booty
    that stopped them in their tracks
    or maybe it was bodacious rack.

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    1. hahaha or maybe you just dropped dead
      Then the smell went to their head
      They had to gag and run away
      Fresh air was needed at their bay

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  10. Replies
    1. Too bad it wasn't more dough
      Enough to line stacks in a row

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  11. OMG...Optimistic bored the passersby to death!
    Keith is going to get you one day! LOLOL

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    1. lol the cat has no fear
      He is too optimistic I fear

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    2. Guilty as charged
      I'll go ride in a barge

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    3. See fine as can be
      Here at my sea

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  12. Pesos are a good excuse to travel to Mexico. ;)
    I do have mail skills... I've been married to a mailman for a very long time. :)

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    1. There you go
      Down to mexico
      With the drug lords and such
      If you see, don't touch

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  13. ha its like Oceans Eleven, we could rob a bank or seven
    just to keep it even, no thats odd
    good god man, i'd lend a hand
    we'll clean the clock of this land

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    1. We'd have all the dough
      And then leave the 1% on skid row

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    2. we can repo the cars
      to get away far!
      ha.

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    3. I'll leave that up to you two
      Make sure you steal on that is new

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  14. Okay, so on the surface, the puke covered surface...it wasn't such a great heist. But, when there is a smile to be had, really it's all not so bad?

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    1. Yeah as long as a smile comes due
      Works for my zoo

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  15. Ha, about now I would do most anything to get away
    even lurking in the bushes for this caper is okay
    I will do anything I can to help the cause
    just wish it didn't involve breaking laws!!
    Not so crazy about that Timbuktu
    Better Hawaii with warm ocean blue!

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    1. Hawaii would be a better deal
      Need to make that real
      Get far far far away
      From snow at every bay

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    2. Hawaii sounds good to me
      so much there we could see...

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    3. Lots hop a plane
      Or maybe train

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    4. or sail on our ship of dreams...

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    5. Sets the sails
      Arms, feet, legs, hands all remain inside the rails

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  16. orlin N cassie

    patz followers bee de best at crime
    guess it "pays" ta reed rhyme time !!!

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    1. Pays to read the scat
      Then one can get the loot and scat

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  17. fleas to the bankers....ha... not a bad idea if i think it over... esp. not to such that cause economy to crash

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    1. Yeah let them all scratch and itch
      And laugh as they twitch

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  18. Bloggers made a pact?
    Following dumb criminals
    Is really quite an act

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    1. Proving they can beat
      Any dumb criminal on the street

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  19. The new and improved dumb crook! Hey, love your header!

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  20. Hey Cat, I'm out slumming today and thought I'd pop in and say hello.

    HELLO CAT!

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    1. Look who finally decided to show up
      No more liquor in your cup? lol

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    1. Hmmm I don't know
      They may give sharing a go

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  22. Well at least it beats this snow and lets them have some sun

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    1. True, no snow at all
      Sun at their hall

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    1. Then and their beer
      With a puking fear

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  24. I can't think of a better crew
    to commit crimes with, then head off with to Timbuktu!

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    1. Enjoy such a land
      Sure there life is grand

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  25. Hooray for a slick, puke filled getaway!

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    1. A slip and slide
      Must give them such pride

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  26. Another very cool new header from you
    A favorite of mine at your zoo
    A getaway in the sand and sun
    Sounds like so much warm fun
    As I listen to the cold wind blow
    Watching stingy clouds that don't share snow

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    1. Yeah much better than snow
      Which header did show
      Many abound at my sea
      More than two or three

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  27. I can pllay Chopsticks on the piano ......but cant's use them

    Yvonne.

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    1. haha that is one more than me
      Here at my sea

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  28. :) I love it when you weave in friends and followers. Fun.

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    1. Fun to do indeed
      Have a few more ready at my feed

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  29. I could use some sunny sand bar right now ~ Enjoyed the blogger names here ~

    Enjoy your Friday ~

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    1. Think we all could up here
      With snow giving us a daily cheer

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  30. chopsticks to trick a lock

    that's like using basketball as a clock

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    1. haha well you could put hands on it
      And it could be a hit

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  31. Quite the crime
    Carried out in rhyme
    By your good friends this time
    Kind of glad that I've been out of line

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    1. haha you ran away
      Saving yourself from a crime array

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  32. There are so many uses for chopsticks!

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    1. They can be grand
      If able to be used across the land

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  33. This sounds almost as bad as some of the heists that my friends and I do in Payday.

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    1. haha as long as it works in the end
      Could set a crime trend

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  34. Haha I have bored many a passerby in my time
    I even bored a mime
    Betsy's army of cats sounds like a fun addition to the story
    Those purring furballs, in all their glory

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    1. Yeah hawk up hairballs
      And have all slipping down halls

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  35. Didn't realize so many bloggers
    enjoyed a life of crime
    they must be careful
    or they will all be doing some time!

    betty

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    1. Only if they get caught
      Have to have a good plot

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  36. I'll have you know we never puke after drinking. Only before and during. I hope we got a lot of money from this heist. It's gonna take a lot of cash to medically repair my insides.

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    1. Before you say?
      Hmmm that must take some skill at your bay

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