Tuesday, February 11, 2014

A Little dVerse From Kind Of Hum!

Today for dVerse we are going to see the junk senders names that email me. We already went down the junk road a time or two. But we never made the names come due. So away we go as a from hum will show.

It's Gadgets and Gear.
Might want to protect your rear.
Then we have Canadadrives.
I bet it saves lives.

If not they can use -SUPPORT-
Warning! You might end up in court.
There is always Hornymatches.com though.
Those gadgets could come in handy you know.

Stealth Attraction will show you the way.
Learn to be sneaky at your bay.
Oh my! It's Watches Online!
Not where I got mine.

VipStockReports just for you.
I'm so special I get two.
Strategies of Deduction.
Use a gadget that has suction?

Proactiv Special Offer just for me!
I am so lucky at my sea.
Job Support is hounding the cat.
I don't work, so scat!

Free Par-tay is on today!
Come join the par-tay fray.
University of Phoenix wants me too.
That is so far from my zoo.

LivingSocial is just not me.
I like being a hermit and living care free.
SeniorPeopleMeet.com is after the cat as well.
Do I look old and senile where I dwell?

Live Cam wants me to look.
Sorry, not taking the hook.
My Real Income Online!
Fake, even to this feline.

Pharmacy is open for all.
Viagra seems to be the only thing on their wall.
Female Seduction is at play.
Come use suction better at our bay.

Self Improvement is just what I need.
I have too much gas at my feed.
And the worst junk of all,
Facebook wants me to post on their wall.

Most of these names tend to be dirty, flirty or rich. What happen to from Bob, Fred or Mitch? Whoever named these people needs to be spayed. They also need a name trade. Now I will go work on getting that gas out of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

105 comments:

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    1. Without a break # 42
      Happenings at my zoo!

      Hank

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    2. In just on time
      As always with your chime

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  2. Quite the array of sender names. Some could join the Olympic games

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  3. Whoever thought up those names think they rule...
    Just goes to show who's really the fool!

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    1. Yep, and I bet they drool
      Playing with a hand tool

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  4. Distractions may come our way
    And others will have things to say
    Entice, entice and then take a slice
    To one's life it may add needed spice

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    1. Yeah or so they say
      As they just want your pay

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  5. I always get email from someone named Enhancement. Really, don't need it guys!

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    1. Yeah Enhancement seems to get around
      Must be a horny mutt in the pound

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  6. Would try their best to get at you
    But we have other better things to do
    Not being mean
    Nothing to glean
    Not to respond except for the rare few

    Hank

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    1. Yeah ignore them all
      Junk them and clear them from our hall

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  7. Junk email indeed,
    it's good you don't have
    a virus feed...

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    1. Yeah viruses would suck
      Leaving one crap outta luck

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  8. The cat doesn't need
    self-improvement at his feed
    He's not a senior,
    still a junior--
    doesn't want support
    or end up in court! haha :)

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    1. Yeah ending up in court
      With some Judge Judy report
      From a little of this and that
      Would not be good for the cat

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  9. Not hiding the fact that these names are not people are they?
    They could make it less obvious, I would say
    SeniorPeopleMeet.com - little early for that I would think
    After all, you haven't begun to shrink

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    1. No, they make no attempt to hide
      That they want you to glide
      And open the thing
      So they can virus to death your wing

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  10. These spammers are certainly a scourge
    making necessary a mailbox purge
    and why do I keep hearing from Pharmacy
    when it would be of no use for me?

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    1. haha I guess Pharmacy gets around
      Maybe some fun stuff could be found

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  11. Great read to read first thing today.

    Yvonne.

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  12. ha beware the suction
    it can be quite the strain
    not on the brain but
    at least they make it interesting
    to wonder what in their email
    is nesting

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    1. Yeah true
      They have an interesting view
      At least one or two
      But still flushed like crap at my zoo

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  13. The junk ads I get
    are often quite dirty.
    Trash 'em all! But, yet...
    maybe I'll keep...thirty?

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    1. One for each day of the month you say?
      My, you are frisky at your bay

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  14. Oh yes, those crazy ones sure pop up everywhere!

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    1. Can see them far and wide
      Need to take a port a pottie ride

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  15. I always treasure my Mrs Gadaffi pop up!

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    1. haha what? Don't believe it at your hut?
      They can pull money from their butt

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  16. Lots of advertisers come your way
    but someone buys from them
    that's why they continue to play
    by filling our mail boxes up this way!

    my favorite one is the emails I get that say I've inherited lots of money; I should be terribly reach by now!

    betty

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    1. Yeah should be rich as can be
      Everyone all around at each sea
      Not sure on "reach" though
      But you never know lol

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  17. We must run in some of the same circles. I get a lot of Viagra emails too. *snort*

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    1. haha they want to help all
      At each and every hall

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  18. I get so sick of junk. Junk mail. Junk calls. They are now onto my cell number too. Argh!

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    1. haha need a new number
      Or beat them back with a cucumber?

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  19. Bombarded with junk?
    No problem.
    I've got covered with my soon to be invented junkomater! For only $19.95 + shipping and handling, you can get your very own junkomater delivered directly to your door. Pre-order now, so you can get yours just as soon as they are finally in production. Back orders may or may not be honored, depending on how many junkaholics, sign up and buy this thing, before it even gets made.

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    1. Damn, with such a pitch
      You will strike it rich lol

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  20. "Farcebook" wants you to print on their wall
    Go ahead and have a ball
    Nigerian princess pleads with you
    This be not true
    Just send her your bank details
    It never fails
    You will be rich
    Aint that a bitch.

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    1. Give it a glance
      Take a chance
      You will win
      Getting more loot than Scrooge's money bin

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  21. ha - i didn't get any viagra ads in a bit...there must be something wrong with my spam filter...lol

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    1. lol not a one?
      Maybe they know you are already having tons of fun lol

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  22. Do you sometimes have days without inspiration? Seemingly not. Or maybe the cats take over the blog then :)

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    1. Nope, can always blab on about something at my sea
      Always a daily rhyme here from me

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  23. orlin N cassie....de food serviss gurl gets a lot oh senior stuff two, N while her wuz ther de day de wheel wuz invented, her says if her iz THAT senior...hand over de social security chek sew her can quit werk !!!!

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    1. haha that would be grand
      Wouldn't mind have that check in my land

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  24. Too many ads & spam email coming to me too ~ Hey I recognize some of them ~

    I like the new beach summer header Pat ~ Who is the lovely lass beside Pat??????? Do I know her or can I make a wild guess??????

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    1. haha yeah we all get them indeed
      Hmmmm can't you guess at my feed

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    2. of course i could...just wanted to make you blush...hey, remember to write a love poem, okay ~

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    3. haha what? a lovey dovey one?
      I've got two anti ones ready to run

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    4. haha a lovey dovey one I would like to see

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    5. Done one or two
      Way back when at my zoo

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    6. yeah you did do a rather nice one the one day..

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    7. See, it can be done
      But ranting is more fun

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  25. I still have an email address that I had when I got my first computer and hubby and I shared. It's about 15 years old and I get so much spam to it, it's not even funny. So I use it as my 'spammy' address.

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    1. Yeah I have my same one since the 7th grade
      So that is like 16-17 years old and the spam doesn't fade

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  26. Spam belongs in a can. A garbage can!

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  27. I get a lot of spam to enhance my performance in bed but i think i am pretty good already, surely i can sleep for days

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    1. haha yeah no problem there at all
      Sleep and more sleep at your hall

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  28. I laughed bits of rice cake out of my mouth when I read hornymatches.com. I haven't gotten that one yet, but I've gotten spam on enlarging my penis.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha hopefully it didn't go all over the place
      I guess your penis is more important than a horny embrace

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  29. SeniorPeopleMeet....maybe in another thirty or forty years, huh?

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    1. Maybe in that long of a time
      Then I'll open such a chime

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  30. My (real) surname is a man's name so you can imagine the amount of spam I get from the likes of Pharmacy!

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    1. haha they want to perk you up
      By putting some perk in your cup

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  31. ahahahahahaha! It never occurred to me that RICH, who emails me every day about some way to get
    ahead, was using a fake name until you mentioned it! I guess Rich is
    just a Dick, eh? xox jean

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    1. haha yep Rich is a dick
      That thinks he's quite slick

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  32. Lol. I would like to get my masters maybe I should try university of Phoenix next.

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    1. I hear they are cheap
      Go take the leap

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  33. LivingSocial is just not me.
    I like being a hermit and living care free....Great :) many clever lines :)

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    1. Yeah and it is true
      Hermit away at my zoo

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  34. I get Bob and Sue and Frank at my lair
    But I don't want the stuff they dare
    At least with all the funky names
    You know not to play their games

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    1. Very true indeed
      When the funky name shows ignore at your feed

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  35. Proactiv, with three teens in the house
    We have pretty much cornered that market

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    1. haha they know where to spam
      As the Proactiv you cram

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  36. self improvement with no skills

    makes someone's self-esteem even worse

    almost like a curse

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    1. Yeah that it can do
      To one like that in view

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  37. Oh the junk mail that comes some days
    I just hit delete and send it far away
    Mine is full of ads from stores that I shop
    I don't need one everyday so please stop

    Enjoying the new headers as they come in view
    so many interesting new things at your zoo..(smiling)

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    1. Yeah I unsubscribe to that crap
      Fills my inbox as they flap
      So away it does go
      See the new one at my show?

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    2. Just saw the new one at your show
      a nice tree with two resting below
      I think Truedessa is flushed all aglow..haha

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    3. haha flushed all aglow
      I wonder why at my show

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    4. I think the branches may have swayed
      that is all I can really say...haha

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    5. haha well the tree has a glow too
      So that could leave a clue

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  38. I really like the mail addressed to missy, dearie or honey,
    As if I'd anyone I knew would call me by names so funny.

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    1. haha yeah I've had a honey or two
      Right, is all I say at my zoo

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  39. Oh ..lord .. the things that
    'adblocker'..prevents us from
    seeing online..
    but even fox news..has
    red breasted foxes..
    so even right winged muse
    is news for pickin....;)
    for the older men..
    in fundie..un
    dies...
    oh..i love free thinkin..
    folks.


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    1. Free thinkin they would be
      With such undies at their sea

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  40. Seniors you do not want to meet!
    The ones nearby are not so neat! haha.

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    1. hahaha blah never made the connection
      Now you made me think of him and his erection

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  41. Horny Russian Girls always want to meet me.
    They can keep it from my spouse secretly.
    And let's not forget about those million Euros coming my way.
    From King Mufasa over at the Nigerian Bay.

    Gotta love those spammers!

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    1. haha yeah those euros will get here soon
      Maybe the the year 2099 at noon

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  42. Get an online degree from Phoenix and watch live cams? I see combo potential there Pat.

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    1. hmmm a new way to study I suppose
      And no one can come to blows

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  43. A Jennifer is always wondering why the mom doesn't return her email, cause you know Jennifer is interested, single now and horny. Then there are the offers to enlarge the parts of the anatomy the mom doesn't possess . . . And then there are all those Africans who all die in a plane crash and leave millions that their terminally ill survivor needs help investing for a significant cut.

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    1. haha yeah they seem to find me too
      Not sure Jennifer is at my zoo
      Jenny was the last one I think
      Nice of them not to want any parts you don't have to shrink

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  44. Things are going fine. I am also trying to write simple poems...

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  45. Man, I never get hit up with those anymore, I wonder why...

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    1. Hmmm maybe you blocked them all
      There at your hall

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  46. You might want to tell Robyn about hornymatches.com... I seen today she wrote about match.com Or whatever that is.

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    1. haha I'll have to give that a go
      There at her show

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