Thursday, February 13, 2014

A Whoopdi Friggin Doo Because Of Two!

Robbie Raisn here. Come on in and have no fear. Today we help two conquer just that. Or who prove their brains are flat. I guess we shall have to see as we help the beer guys climb down from their tree.

So beer guys let us help, tell us your greatest fear with a little yelp.

"I find that the problem with mannequin hands, aside from unsatisfactory nose pickings, are the unsettling and aggressive nature of their hand jobs."

Wow! You fear mannaquin hands that give aggressive hand jobs. Maybe you should hand them old corn cobs? But that is just my advice. I am sure Alex has something with more spice.

Are you ready, man??? Because trust me - that many will make you INSANE!!!

Okay, apparently many mannequin hands will make you a crazy sex nut. Manzanita, stand up and speak proud at your hut.

Let's dance a jig with a thousand ghosts

Getting a thrill from a thousands ghosts is for another day. Brian, come and join the fray.

you drop it daily, which makes it all the more crazy

Wow, the beer guys do it daily you say? Folklore, make such an image go away.

WHOO HOO way to go at your zoo!!!

Add another quirk to the redneck. She likes cheering a mannequin hand job trek. Truedessa shed some light on this mannequin bliss.

I'm a loon
singing my songs about the moon
all, that action below making me swoon


Damn, the beer guys have mannequin loving groupies piling up.  Humbird prove you know more than a pup.

what the power you use
to get out of 'caboose' ?


First hands below and now around. The beer guys and their mannequin love is profound. Betsy for the win, help explain this sin.

I was an an auction all day!

Aren't you over that excuse yet? Optimistic, is your answer set?

I can hear Tony the Tiger saying greeaaattt

Frosted Flakes will never be looked at the same again. Sherry, beat out all these men.

Be careful of the scary duckbill. I've heard she's dangerous!

This is not the place to toot your own horn. Anne, say how this fetish was born.

Your snip snip doesn't stop you from sucking the fat of your Viking Woman.

No need to talk about your fetish with the cat. Elsie, are you smarter than a gnat?

At my next feature show
I better at least have a bow


Hmmmm so you are a feature at the mannequin show? That I did not need to know. Gloria can you explain this strange bliss?

If Im bury but I participate

Buried and still get a mannequin thrill. I think I feel ill. Claudia can you shed some light on this fright?

you never know who comes through the door next makes it all the more fun.

I suppose that keeps it fresh. Do the mannequins wear mesh? Susan Gourley with a slash care to join the bash?

It's fun to watch after I read,
I think those nuts had a little weed.


So you are just a watcher you say? Theresa make this go away.

I feel special when I get included in one

Another groupie in the click. Mary Kirkland what is your pick?

I saw a lot of familiar faces in that video 

Too busy watching mannequin porn. DWei how was this born?

That's insane. 

I agree. Remembering Grace, can you remember at your sea?

You should probably take my name out of the drawing. I can't take the stress.

Drawing for mannequins now? That could get a meow. Robyn what is taking place? Don't be afriad to show your face.

Encore. Encore.
I'm looking forward to
1000 more.


Another groupie for the mannequin ways. Rosey, what is the answer to this craze?

Dead skin cell droppings is not a pretty thought

Whalla! It has been found. The beer guys get hand jobs from mannequins because plastic leaves no dead skin cells around. Rosey is so smart for a bit of an old fart. Oops, did I say that. Now I send you back to the cat.

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That was Robbie Raisin not me. Rosey, don't blame me. So the beer guys have been explained. I hope their mannequins are well trained. At least they always have an on call lass. Still very weird to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer. 

92 comments:

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    1. Without a break #44
      Through the door!

      Hank

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  2. Robbie Raisin sure is familiar with all of them
    Not quite many but enough to be overwhelmed
    What a choice
    With lots of voice
    Stringing along the porn business with strength

    Hank

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    1. He sure has it down
      Gets the porn crown
      What a creep
      Taking such a leap lol

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  3. Robyn can not show her face!
    Not when such with mannequins is taking place!

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    1. What, no mannequin fun for you?
      I guess more for the beer guy crew

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  4. More mannequin hands then I care to deal with!
    Your 1000th post - took me a moment to remember where I made that comment.
    Pays to make comments interesting, doesn't it?

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    1. haha yeah that comments that are interesting can be used
      And certainly abused leaving me amused

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  5. Poor, poor Rosey...
    I doubt she'll give you a posey.
    It was Robbie Raisin you say?
    Aren't you in charge at your bay?
    Seems you're still the villain
    Even with mannequin hands so willin'.

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    1. Rosey won't be ring around the rosey today?
      Oh the dismay

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  6. A story in rhyme. Well done. I enjoyed reading.

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

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  7. mannequin hands....that is what i have been missing
    a bit more tangible than ghosts
    but awfully silent hosts
    rub two sticks together
    and you might spark a roast

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    1. A wiener roast you say?
      Oh where you go at your bay

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  8. Mannequin loving groupies, that's a blast
    As ghosts materialize, will they last?
    Or will the ether fade away
    As mannequin hands begin to play
    Robbie Raisin you said your say
    Hear what you stirred up for today

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    1. Stirred up lots
      With mannequin plots
      Let's hope
      The mannequins use soap

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  9. what the hell?
    this is just not swell...

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    1. No mannequin love from you
      Once again more for the two

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    1. Tony always says they're great

      but I've had some rather terrible frosted flakes

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    2. Some nasty ones you say?
      Should sue that tiger for pay

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  11. Is that another new header that I see? Pretty soon you're going to have more headers than posts!

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    1. haha 1100 headers at my sea
      Hmmm that may be years before such a spree

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  12. Adam's comment made me do a double-take
    Is there really a such thing as a terrible frosted flake??

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    1. Beats the heck out of me
      I avoid that stuff at my sea

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  13. Scary duckbills would not be for me
    I'd probably run up the closest tree.

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    1. Don't want to get pecked in the butt?
      Might be liked by a mutt

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  14. Seems you wrote something fresh today
    Not way in advance the normal way
    Fun to see a recap such a big splash
    Just don't give yourself whiplash!

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    1. haha nope, was wrote a while ago
      Doing May's now at my show

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  15. Well I don't remember that at all, smiles ~ Too many postings, too many comments, ha ~

    Grace

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    1. haha yeah a post a day
      And tons of comments on display
      Can be hard to recall
      At many a hall

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  16. This is my first time visiting. Just brilliant

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    1. Run! Run fast and never look back!

      haha....

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    2. Brilliant is grand to be
      Upping the ego at my sea

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    3. What?
      Don't want any more addicts at my hut

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    4. It's my random act of kindness
      to save her from your highness!
      ha.

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    5. Im agree betsy! she still is in time to run!

      and she think is brillant lol
      really is new here!

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    6. haha brilliant and crazy is grand
      Here in my land

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  17. After reading this I'll never be able
    to look at a mannequin the same way
    the images presented here
    are causing me much dismay!

    betty

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    1. haha first unicorns and now mannequins at my sea
      I really ruin lots of things for thee

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  18. Mannequins will never seem normal to me again

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    1. Creepy they are
      Now near and very far

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  19. HA! There are lots of frosted flakes in our neighborhood today!

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    1. Yuck to all of those things
      As they fly around like they have wings

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  20. The mannequin hand fan club seems to have a lot of groupies

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  21. Everyone else's line was funny. The one about Rosey...why, I oughta'... (right after I take my daily Geritol). ;)

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    1. haha such a mean guy
      That Robbie Raisin giving such a cry

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  22. Mannequin hands.
    Rubber bands.
    Old tin cans.
    Ewes an rams.
    Oysters and clams.
    Oriental fans.
    Carrots and yams.
    I've tried them all,
    the big and the tall,
    against a wall,
    winter or fall,
    skinny and all.

    But something gave me pause to wait.
    and serious reason to hesitate.
    'Cuz some mannequins have horrible fate.
    born handless or headless as an eerie trait.
    I wouldn't want to under rate
    but how on earth do they master____?

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    1. Geez, you get around
      Much is really found
      There at your sea
      As you get glee
      Trying this and that
      Could scare the cat
      Not sure how they go
      And shake to make things flow
      Or grow
      Or stub their toe

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  23. Mannequin hand jobs?
    That'd be quite a sight!
    On the other hand...
    a mannequin won't yak all night.

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    1. Would let you sleep
      They are cheap
      No message at the beep
      And won't call you a creep

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  24. Haha! Fear the duck bill, boys! (Actually, I think mannequin hand jobs are scarier!)

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    1. Yeah the duck bill
      Is less scarier than a mannequin thrill

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  25. orlin N cassie...de food serviss gurl says her prob blee will never walk inta a clothes shop again !!!!
    :)

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    1. haha save her money
      That will make things all the more sunny

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  26. Silly, funny & all good stuff
    A mannequin hand job sounds rough
    1000 would be 1000 more than enough.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yeah 1000 would leave nothing there
      Would rip it off with flair

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  27. Mannequins and clowns have always freaked me out. Creepy.

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    1. haha now they are more freaky
      And a bit squeaky

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  28. plastic leaves no dead skin cells around....haha..true that... no light from my side but i'd take a beer...smiles

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    1. haha nothing dead near
      Chug back another beer

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    1. Still stuck in the sand
      There at your land

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  30. Great. I will never be able to pass a mannequin without having a creepy thought.

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    1. haha at least you can have a creepy thought
      And maybe enjoy it a lot

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  31. I actually remember posting that. lol Very good on your part. :)

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  32. I've got to admit, that's a spin on mannequins, I wouldn't have thought of:)

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    1. Yeah something brand new
      Here at my zoo

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  33. How you come up with excellent post beats me. another good one.
    Yvonne.

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  34. I still stand by what I said, because it's 99.9% impossible to get an STD from a mannequin. And if you saw the video Mary did, there are so many splinters. So, so many splinters. It's almost uncomfortable to watch (but then it's not).

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    1. Yuck to the splinters
      That would sting worse than cold winters

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  35. You have a way with words. Thank you for sharing them.

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  36. We'll never look at mannequins in the same way again! "Manos " in Spanish is "hands", maybe we should have know better!

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    1. haha never knew that
      See all those mannequins are pervs up to bat

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  37. If there is a rash of mannequin thefts being reported I am going to point investigators to your blog as planting the seeds of idea.

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    1. haha the great mannequin caper blamed on me
      I could get tons of fame at my sea

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  38. just got the new header of two light hearted fools
    sitting on the sand, searching blue wave pools

    Robbie Raisin creating quite the mannequin scene
    this story is a bit twisted and a bit obscene (haha)

    I will never look at them the same, especially their hands
    perhaps, mannequins should be banned..hahaha

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    1. haha obscene is grand
      Here at my land
      So went with it today
      As Robbie Raisin came to play
      And yeah mannequins should be banned
      Or at least a bit better tanned

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  39. I see it:
    The beer guys climbing
    from the tree
    Their greedy hands're
    reaching thee
    They almost touch,
    Their hands like clutch,
    But, oops, got dropped
    in the gulch.

    No hands. No mannequin.
    No jobs.
    No voices, comments.
    Night.
    Ends up.

    Sweet dreams :)xx

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    1. Lots of no's there
      Any yes's at your lair? lol
      Poor beer guys
      getting nothing more than flies

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  40. I'm at a loss for words, and it's not the first time that's happened reading your posts. But right now mannequins and hand jobs - I think I need a drink, maybe several!

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    1. hahaha look what the cat can do
      Drive people to drink because of his zoo

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    1. She can take it though
      Here at my show

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  42. OMG. The one time I have a tiny little meltdown and take a tiny little break for a couple of days, you go and drop my name in a post about mannequin hand jobs.
    AHAHAHAHAHA...

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