Thursday, February 6, 2014

An Optimistic Existentialist Thinks He Rules Against Two Light Hearted Fools!

Well it seems those two light hearted fools sure need some travel tools. Maybe a compass would help out. For they seem more lost than a brainless trout. But they are back once more at my shack.

Narrator guy has enough.
He tries to get rough.
He wants this done,
So he can go have fun.

But instead of Bora Bora's shore,
He sends them to a place of lore.
I mean just a regular place.
But I put that just in case.

It is Gloria's house.
She is oh so close,
To getting out of the sand.
I bet then life would be grand.

Sadly, they leave here there.
They are quite the nasty pair.
Then along the way,
They meet Optimistic Existentialist who wants to play.

That big long name,
Makes some weird claim.
It's really a wind up toy?
I wonder if it brings people joy.


Wow, Optimistic Existentialist in spandex is so scary some how. Although from some one like worm killers he may get a meow. Then again if he is just a toy it may be some weird ploy. Who really knows as he died in the grass. I will not dwell on it with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. It's now #37
      Good heavens!

      Hank

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    2. Getting closer still
      To 40 at my hill

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  2. Wonderful poem, loved you writing "Enjoy your winter, smash a printer"
    I haven't smashed mine but the photo copier is up the creek.
    Yvonne.

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  3. Keith *Optimistic Existentialist * is gonna love this. lol Oh look, I'm posting early today.

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    1. Early bird today at my bay
      Keith's turn indeed today

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  4. Two light hearted fools sailing the bay
    that compass likes to lead us astray
    my catwoman suit might make your day(meoooow)

    Gloria's place was rather grand
    too bad her head was in the sand
    as we continue traveling the land

    The Optimistic had a broken finger
    no longer could his music flow
    sorry, we couldn't stay and linger

    back to our ship to berth below
    what happens there only we know
    and maybe the narrator guy at our show (haha)

    Pat these video's are so funny
    so many witty lines, humor sublime
    now, you know what this means????

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    1. Never does lead us to the right spot
      Always have to stop some sort of plot
      That catwoman suit just may
      Make my day
      Poor Glory Dear is still in the sand
      That must be rather bland
      haha the narrator guy seems to know
      As he is a pervert or maybe he's sees you glow
      Always fun to do at my zoo
      And yep, means another from you

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  5. Keith is going to get a kick out of this!
    Not going to ask about Truedessa's batteries.
    And if it involves wearing spandex, I'm glad I don't have a magical finger!

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    1. I don't know
      Spandex from head to toe
      Along with a magical finger might be nice
      Spandex is just the price

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  6. LOL seeing me in red spandex
    That is enough to ensure I never have any more sex
    What I just up and die from, I wonder?
    Maybe it was unseen lightning that accompanied the thunder?
    Really enjoyed this parody, I must say
    Because when you get parodied they say you've made it all the way!

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    1. hahaha I'm sure some would find it neat
      And get all nice and umm sweet
      Fun to parody at my sea
      As the batteries ran out on thee

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  7. Most people shouldn't wear spandex ever....LOL. This was brilliant, and funny. Well done. ♥

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    1. Yeah unless drawn on paper
      Spandex is not a good caper

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  8. LOLOL
    What a cute super hero...and he didn't look a bit fat in his tights to me. :)

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    1. Not fat at all?
      I guess it was a trick of the light at our hall

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  9. wont lie, i watched just to see keith in spandex,
    ha. better him than i, i would be a hot mess
    finger of power!!!! you wish...just keep going and going
    but only if the batteries run out....lol

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    1. hahaha yeah he can keep the spandex indeed
      Be rather scary to have at any feed
      I'll get may chance
      After the batteries to their dance

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  10. They are back, forgetting Bora Bora
    But they are as yet devoid of an aura
    OE in spandex
    Glad to be back
    And they are hoping for something extra!

    Hank

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    1. There they hope
      Down quite a slope
      Eyes may need soap
      Just to cope

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  11. Spandex-wearing, question asking finger pointing toy
    We know who you are and there's no need to be so coy
    When your batteries go old and dim
    Things don't happen at your whim
    Point that finger in the air
    Perhaps a duck'll fall on your hair
    Spandex is the way to go
    With cute buns to make a show
    Another obstacle gone from the fool's way
    Back on the ship, time to hit the hay

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    1. Hit the hay they do
      May not sleep all the night through
      Having taken down the spandex wearing nut
      As his batteries die and he's left in a rut

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  12. Take the cat to the beach
    and now it needs to be bleached
    ruining the sand with pee and poo
    because relaxing is something he can't do
    then to make it worse
    Gloria didn't get saved in this verse!

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    1. haha the cat is teaching all
      Across Canada's wide hall
      What to do
      When they visit you
      Squat and take a dump
      So old one eye will be a grump

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    1. No spandex for you
      At your optimistic zoo

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  14. A new header I did see.
    Are you now a moonbeam?

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    1. haha could very well be
      As some statues appear at my sea

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    2. Saw the new header, quite the theme
      turning all of us into statues of stone
      full face you glow yellow moonbeam
      beware at midnight our spirits will moan

      haha cool header but, what on earth
      am I doing? Doesn't look lady like??

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    3. haha the spirits will moan you say
      Hmm may scare those other statues away
      Who knows what you are doing there
      Not sure I want to know at my lair lol

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  15. ha - a compass and a red thread to find the way back...all you may need

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    1. haha hopefully there is enough red thread
      And the compass doesn't go dead

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  16. Batteries and a catwoman suit, enough said

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    1. There we go at my show
      Easy enough down below

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  17. Beats any battery commercial I have ever seen

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    1. The cat beats the bunny any day
      Here at our bay

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  18. A good reason why never to run out of batteries

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    1. Have to remain well stocked
      Or you may get mocked

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  19. Unfortunately, no toy can ever bring joy. :-)
    Great post so boast. :-)

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    1. No joy is had
      Geez that must make one mad

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  20. Loved Keith being featured. "Damn it," that was a good post...with or without 'batteries' and 'spandex.' Optimism rules!!

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    1. haha had to give the optimistic one a go
      With spandex he's scary though

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  21. Yikes! That spandex stuff is scary!

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  22. I think he looks cool in a superhero outfit. I'm amazed at how spandex can overwhelm the senses to the point of making a cool costume uncool.

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    1. Yeah it can sure leave the senses all a flutter
      And make many who view it stutter

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  23. I can't believe you just left the peeper person buried in the sand while the fake representation of cat uses her yard as a litter box! What kind of manners are those? You need a potch from the Mama!

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    1. hahaha no manners at all
      Leave Gloria there as she has a ball

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  24. I never pictured Keith as a Power Ranger look a like wanna be, but hey, what he does on his off time from the net is his own business.

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    1. Yeah he saved angel grove each day
      Jumping about in spandex at his bay

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  25. Our dear O.E. loves the snow
    So he deserves a tough row to hoe.
    But the thought of him wearing spandex...
    Makes me want to scrub my brain with Windex!

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    1. haha took the snow lover down
      Don't like that he holds the spandex crown

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  26. orlin & cassie....ya noe....OE's mewsic WUZ kinda catchy ther...even if it did onlee play for like 10 seconds !!
    :)

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    1. haha I guess it was catchy for a magic finger
      Glad though it did not linger

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  27. We didn't see how he got into that spandex, nor will we see how he got out. And for that... we thank you.

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    1. haha yeah I'd never go that far
      Or the cat's sand bar would be rated R

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  28. Why Im still bury in the sand??
    Is not fair!!
    I love Keith with or without spandex lol

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    1. LOL at least you have a keith toy like thing
      That you can talk to at your wing haha

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    2. haha a pfffft I can take
      Pffft's i can make

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    3. "This is not Bora Bora
      This is Gloria's house"

      When it still looks better
      than you eating a mouse
      Still a lot of pfffft's what happened to HAR?
      That's all you need to say
      To get to a Bora Bora bar

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    4. Pffft to har
      Never said at my sand bar
      Besides why get to such a bay
      When in the berth below we can sway lol

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  29. Ha. so fun to watch Pat ~ How did you do both voices ~

    Keith is pretty cool, smiles ~

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    1. I just pick some voices that are already there
      Easy peasy at my lair

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  30. There once was a Existentialist
    who was not a transcendentalist.
    For that would be pessimistic
    when he really is optimistic.

    Sorry. Best I could do.

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    1. Well at least no one can say
      With big words you can't play

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  31. Most people are scary in spandex. It's like kryptonite for most people.

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    1. haha yeah it is one scary sight
      Maybe some think spandex wearers bite

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    1. That it is indeed
      At each and every feed

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  33. few look good in spandex

    especially while doing antics

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    1. Yeah very very few
      But they haven't a clue

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  34. Nice poem and funny clip. Thanks for sharing.

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    1. Glad they were fun
      Under my rhyming sun

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  35. Hahahaha Keith in red spandex...I laughed all the way through this. You could have at least put him in blue! (It's a Kentucky thing, LOL)...

    It's just now occurred to me, Truedessa is a bit, um, (whispering) saucy??? :)

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    1. haha never knew about the blue
      I guess he is a spandex cheater at his zoo
      Yeah she can sauce away
      As they play and sway

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  36. She runs to hide
    "No spandex in my closet!" she lied
    Batteries scattered everywhere, a trip and fall
    But not before seeing the cool new header on your wall

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    1. haha spandex and batteries you say
      Hmmm what goes on at your bay

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  37. Nice music
    why not to dance
    when get the energy
    it's harder to fall in trance...

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