Monday, February 17, 2014

And Now Round Nineteen Makes A Scene!

Here we are once more as the nuts from search engines get another encore. This time they are crazier than ever with their search endeavor. Many are wordy too as they search and find my zoo.

...circus was visiting little... town

Dots and all. The bearded lady must have been giving Morse Code a call.

ass crack snowman
snowman butt
mooning snowman
free mooning snowman
mooning snowmn
snowman ass
ass of a snowman
ass = snowman

Damn! They come each year. These snowman fetish people I really fear. Wouldn't it be cold? How can things stay bold?

man made things that try to pull feet from head

Wow! That is a feat some how. Anyone else raise their eyebrow?

Sneaky forms that get you to take it up the

Up the what? Something that rhymes with hut? Or are you the feet head guy? Come now, don't lie.

Tired of trash in the trash

So do you keep a trash stash for a trash bash?

Man humping sheep

Ummm okay. Go away!

Tag your it you little turd now fly to the moon

That is just rude. Such a mean name calling dude. I'll give you a moon and maybe death by spoon.

Can people really find alien life in the sky on a dark night

Grab your tinfoil hat and look for a bat. It could glow and then you'd have an alien show.

I bet it was the one armed man

He's already in the can. but nice to see a Fugitive fan.

My mommy won't let me go out and play in the snow

And you found my show? I won't help, I hate snow.

And the winner of today with this search engine batch on display, is quite the nut and has less brains than a mutt.

Time the one thing I control better than gas

Okay, what do you make of that one on display? The cat needs to talk about something else I think as the gassy keep finding my rink. Maybe I should just show zombie toes each day at my bay? Or just pretty pictures of grass. I still think these nuts will find my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

97 comments:

  1. Just as long as you don't show humping sheep, please!

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    1. Yeah that would not happen at my sea
      At least until i went on a creepy spree

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  2. These are the guys who drive you up the wall
    No smashing printers but they don't take a fall
    They work on the sly
    Like in a never say die
    They go hit and run and then they hide from all

    Hank

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    1. Just throw the printer at their head
      Then it would put everything to bed

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  3. Number two Hank cannot be beat
    so, I guess I will hit the street

    Congrats ...

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    1. A photo finish burst
      Both are joint firsts
      It's 7.00am
      of set time
      Early morning joust!

      Hank

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    2. Truedessa
      Well at least you are trying. Keeps Hank on his toes. :)

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    3. Hank has to be swift
      Or his streak you will lift

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  4. So does gas = good timing? #10 at your den

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    1. I suppose it could
      But question is, should?

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  5. So round so firm so fully packed
    Snowmen asses have been attacked
    Why pick on the snowman, I don't know
    Not too long can he run his show
    Soon he'll turn into a puddle
    Winter's his only time to cuddle

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    1. Not sure why
      They need a snowman ass to eye
      Maybe it is the season
      Or a thrill for another reason

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  6. Amazing search criteria - someday I'll have to see where crazy words and phrases get me!

    Happy Monday - think spring!

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    1. have to have a look at your nook
      Could be enough to write a book

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  7. Does kind of make you wonder. Many author friends have commented that they hope the government doesn't get concerned about the kinds of things they search. It's research, honest! :)

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    1. haha yeah I hope so too
      Or I'd be tossed in some jail zoo

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  8. dude, if they can really control time that good
    they may be the secret of travel at your hood
    you could visit other ages to sample
    their rages
    and pilfer their pages
    um, ass snowmen
    around them i i wont bed
    over, you might get the cold shoulder
    or....

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    1. A cold feeling
      Leaving you reeling?
      Hmmm may have to track them down
      Can go to the past and future in my town
      Get some lotto numbers and win
      That would do for my bin

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  9. A snowman fetish calls for a therapy session
    Perhaps that person can learn a valuable lesson
    I reckon everyone has a thing though
    But some things it's better not to know

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    1. Yeah things like that
      Keep under ones hat
      Don't type them in
      For google will rat on you at your bin

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  10. The search engine crazies aren't so lazy. They like to type and keep things ripe. Highly entertaining, though. But watch out for snowman butts, yo!

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    1. Yeah those butts
      May be nice to mutts
      But not the cat
      He runs from them stat

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  11. Sneaky forms and a sheep getting humped.
    I think someone on their head got bumped.
    ha.

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    1. haha yeah one or three
      Sure got a hammer to the head at their sea

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  12. Best snowman of the year was the one hitch hiking south. It was the year for Frosty to see the beach.

    I like the header...sexy cat bikini and all.

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    1. Go to the beach
      And far out of snows reach

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  13. I guess there are lots of ways for the search engine to find you each day.
    Snowman butts, one armed men and all that bring them is okay.

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    1. I guess that is so
      As long as they don't expect one armed men at my show

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  14. Not a big fan of snow or gas
    As for the rest of this
    I think I shall pass

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    1. Don't want them to visit you
      Could keep one or two

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  15. Yes! Amen! I'm so sick of trash in my trash. If only there was a way to pick the trash out of my trash so that my trash could be 100% trash-free.

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    1. A clash with trash
      Rate higher than an episode of MASH

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  16. No zombie feet please ~ Those are some crazy search engine display ~

    No work for me today...la..la..la, smiles ~

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    1. Hmph to you
      And your Family Day province zoo

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  17. Some of those would make any snowman frosty!

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    1. Could make it take notice too
      And give such a view

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  18. orlin N cassie!!! HA! heer bee proof what e said in math class at skewl iz troo when we wuz asked sum thin sum thin N wwe said ass= snowman!!! then we got kicked outta clazz... thanx for backin uz up!!!

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    1. No problem at all
      Screw the crummy school hall

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  19. Ass Crack Snowman?
    Why the thought appalls!
    Unless there's a picture of
    Snowman Snowballs

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    1. Would they be blue
      And have more than two?

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  20. I'm with Alex and am relieved there was no accompanying illustration for the sheep humping.

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    1. Yeah that would have been bad
      More than a tad

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  21. I thought it's your phrase
    in the bold font face...
    and ....I LIKE
    when shy ... I hide :)

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    1. A bit bold font
      Can taunt
      With a like
      Hide and hop a bike

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  22. Maybe that last one meant gas on the stove. ;) :)

    Just offering up the benefit of the doubt (of which some of those have no hope of ever getting). ;)

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    1. Yeah some of them will get none at all
      He could have a gas stove at his hall

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  23. Snowman butts and humping sheep?
    That searcher must be a real creep.
    So how'd he find his way to you?
    I must've missed THOSE posts, 'tis true.

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    1. Not sure I had humping sheep
      A snowman crack may have had the leap

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  24. such interesting searches that come to your zoo
    certainly lots of different ones for sure
    but look at it as a good thing
    it gives you lots to write about galore!

    betty

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    1. Yeah adds another post
      Each month easily at my coast

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  25. You realize, I smirk as I chuckle, don't you
    That by including all this wacky stew
    Even weirder weirdos will find their way
    Via strange searches to your bay?!? :)

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    1. A smirk is a perk
      As the nuts put it to work

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  26. Those are so funny. I never get anything that strange.

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    1. I guess the weirdos like me
      With their searching spree

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  27. Well, ha, I would say you are a lucky man
    to get so many an interesting fan!
    Not me...that's okay
    I am happy with a more boring bay!!

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    1. haha no sheep humpers for you
      They could Baa away at your zoo

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  28. I about lost it completely when I got to the ass crack snowman. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Good one!!

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    1. haha they love that phrase
      Coming here to gaze

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  29. Got to love those search engines...cough cough choke choke, excuse me while I hack up that fur ball.

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    1. Make sure you don't hack it on a mat
      That is always how it goes with the cat

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  30. Obviously my searches are way too tame!
    ass crack snowman?
    I'd be scared to google that ~
    if it ever occurred to me to do so!
    Have a good one!

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    1. haha yeah not sure why some would
      Ever search it in their hood
      But I guess you never know
      Could be research at their show lol

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  31. Hopefully no sheep humpers every appear here

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    1. Yeah that probably won't happen
      Unless sheep need a rappin

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  32. Fortunately for me, the snowman fetish is a no-go,
    but I do have to confess I once had quite an appetite for snow...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6rEejgP338


    LOL =-) Well, that's an embarrassing old video,
    but some people get a laugh out of it, you know?

    Have a great week,
    until next we speak.

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    1. lol wow you really really liked your snow
      Hoard it away high and low hahaha

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  33. I appreciate your blog Pat. Keeps the search engine freaks off mine hahaha!

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    1. haha I give them a place to go
      Here at my show

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  34. Your search engine thingy is so much better than ours! We're jealous!

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    1. We seem to get the strange
      Must be after spare change

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  35. Hey, don't judge those snowmen! They have needs too you know.

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    1. I guess they don't want to be blue
      And need some lovin too

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  36. What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?

    snowballs

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    1. haha big or small
      Difference at every stall

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  37. How can he control time better than gas?
    Does it not come out of his ass?
    Time marches on, whatever we pass.
    That last dude is one freaky lass.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha maybe he wears a dress
      And is just in distress

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  38. Snow, snow go away. Never come again any day..///. SICK OF SNOW. The spammers have been so busy lately on my blog too.

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    1. Snow needs to go far away
      And never again come near my bay

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  39. I read gas as, you know, petrol, and I was like...I don't get it...how do you control it...
    I am dumb.

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    1. haha well you can control the price
      Just roll the dice

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