Friday, February 7, 2014

Details Matter As You Climb The Ladder!

Do you mind the details at your work sea? If one is had of course by thee. But we have all had one a time or two, unless you were born rich, then just screw you.

Walk on in,
To your work bin.
There is lots of hate,
For this 9 to 5 fate.

It is so vile,
But slap on a smile.
It is time for 8 hours,
Of ass kissing showers.

Such nice shoes,
Did you hear the news?
Those are so great.
I can't relate.

But I still know their great.
Great is their fate.
My fate is great.
Great and no hate.

Damn, where was I?
Did you just choke on a fly?
After all that great,
It was like repeat is your fate.

What a great idea you had.
Let me get a pen and pad.
I'll write it all for you.
There at your zoo.

You won't have to do work.
Isn't that a perk?
I'll kiss your ass,
Err umm do work in mass.

Never mind my drool,
Everything is cool.
Don't be a fool,
I'll pick your kids up from school.

Then you can take that spit,
And shine your shoes a bit.
So helpful am I.
Way better than that other guy.

Now do I get my raise?
Yes! Ass kissing pays.
What! You just said no?
Oh well, there is always tomorrow.

Is that you? I hope not at your zoo. Seen plenty far and wide. They cross far far far into the great divide. Surprised they don't run into a wall while darkened by their ass kissing call. But I guess they are used to such a mass, just keep them away from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

82 comments:

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    1. It is #38
      Walk on straight!

      Hank

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    2. Straight you are indeed
      Here at my feed

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    3. Still the same words: No.#1 Hank
      Are you sure he's not a computer in a tank?
      For he sure is fast
      And too often unsurpassed

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    4. He likes to lurk
      Must take a lot of work

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    1. Nope, but there are a ton
      That give it a run

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  3. Loved this witty and I suppose true to many poem.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Yeah true to many indeed
      At each and every feed

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  4. As an ass kisser, I'm not great
    Since egos I tend to deflate!

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    1. haha fun to deflate
      That is a nice trait

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  5. Not easy to survive in a working environment
    Empty talks, apple polishing, lots of nonsense
    Don't bother,tolerate
    Don't cause hate
    Do one's own thing and advance,cause no offense

    Hank

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    1. Yeah just get through the day
      Then home to play
      Way to go
      At any work show

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  6. Sounds like a horrible fate
    Ass-kissing at the work gate
    With gardening I would rather deal
    And kiss a tomato with great zeal

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    1. Can tomatoes give a thrill
      That must not be run of the mill

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  7. I don't play the ass-kissing games at work. Just there to do my job and get out alive.

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    1. Yep, that is all I do
      In and out at my zoo

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  8. Ass kissing I cannot see from you.
    It just doesn't fit your point of view.
    You'd more likely tell them to shove it
    if their ass is to be the topic.
    ha.

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    1. haha shove it I would tell them indeed
      A bit more colorful at my feed
      Along the lines of pound sand
      But there are may ass kissers across the land

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  9. Some of these sound like scenes from my work day
    But ya gotta grin and bear it if you wanna get some pay

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    1. That is very true
      Some days not worth it though at my work zoo

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  10. Ha! Ass kissing showers. Too funny. Ass kissing is something I don't want to be on the giving or receiving end of. Just-yuck!

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    1. Yeah either or
      Would sure my nasty at any shore

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  11. With comments on shoes, you can never lose. All day long, it is the "cute shoes" song. I wear the same boots every day. For fancy heels I don't get enough pay. But lots of the others in the cube sea talk about shoes as if that's all there be. They love to talk about clothes, too, but I just don't care at my zoo. I put in my headphones and go to imaginary zones.

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    1. Yeah I've ad many here and there
      That talk about the same at my work lair
      I just say who cares
      And let them waste money on 50 shoe pairs

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  12. work can be a bore

    with annoying stuff around the chore

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    1. That it is indeed
      As the crap takes heed

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  13. Smoochers don't annoy me. Smoochers getting ahead BECAUSE they're smoochers, annoys me. :)

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    1. Well that is true
      The ones who get no where just have lips locked on a gazoo
      So they are having fun
      The ones that get ahead need to be pitched into the sun

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  14. So that explains the brown noses!

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    1. Yeah, see them far and wide
      See one, run and hide

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  15. I once worked with a butt-kissing clown;
    His eyes were blue, but his nose was brown.

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    1. haha did he have big floppy shoes
      Could go to the circus and not lose

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  16. I gotta say being basically unemployed makes me miss all the politics of an office. Does that make me pathetic?

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    1. haha hmmm kinda maybe
      Be glad you are free

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  17. Glad to be out of the 'rat race' where ass kissing rules the day
    where if you don't, you get a bad rap, and there can be hell to pay!

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    1. I guess I have hell to pay
      As when need be I let my mouth run at my bay lol

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  18. Though great rhythm and energy
    today form you emerge...
    pause (for me) :)x

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    1. haha pause and reflect
      What is that i detect

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  19. I have known a few and they didn't have a clue

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    1. Many have no clue
      How far they are up ones gazoo

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  20. Interesting post today.
    Guess I don't think much about this either way.
    As long as people aren't dragging me down,
    I don't kick them out of town.

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    1. Well that is the way to be
      I'm not that nice at my sea

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  21. Opps, that comment above was mine:

    Interesting post today.
    Guess I don't think much about this either way.
    As long as people aren't dragging me down,
    I don't kick them out of town.

    (Was on the wrong account) =-)

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    1. haha you are a lab wall
      Can you do a lab call

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  22. orlin N cassie...de food serviss gurl said ther bee sew much azz kissin at her place oh employ that the act shoe ull faces be stuck ta de asses round heer.... ta de point ya see de ass kisserz comin.... N goin...hope everee one haza salmon N shrimpz kinda week oh end !!

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    1. haha see them coming and going
      That has to be quite the ass kissing showing

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  23. I'm not very good at the ass-kissing plan to get ahead at the work place,
    The best I ever manage is to put a fake smile on my lying face.

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    1. haha yeah sometimes I don't even do that
      But I can lie at my work mat

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  24. I don't have much respect for arse-kissers!

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    1. Nope, none here at all
      For their ass kissing call

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  25. I have no use for ass kissers and tend to hate them on sight. I had to laugh at all the ass kissing that was going on in your rhyme. LOL I have worked with people like that.

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    1. haha they deserve the hate
      When ass kissing is their fate

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  26. Ass kissing showers? say it ain't so
    When the ass kissing starts I gotta go
    Gee your nose smells kinda funny
    You're the boss's new bunny?
    9 to 5 sounds like a drag
    Stick hat brown nose in a bag


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    1. Or put on a clown nose
      Red as a rose
      But then it might not fit
      Proving they are full of shit

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    2. Sounds like you know the type first hand
      Hope it's not your first in command

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  27. I work hard to bring home some pay
    just trying to make it through the day
    some play the office politics game
    sometimes it can be rather lame..
    everyone going through the motions
    keep it cool hide your emotions..

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    1. Yeah hide away
      Head down at your work bay
      Get through the day
      Then come home to play

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  28. the one with the ass chapped lips, is usually the boss
    its the cost of getting a rise...i mean raise, ha.
    glad it is the weekend. i needed it.

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    1. haha yeah the cost of a good office and seat
      As they go on the ass kissing beat

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  29. I think this is when I'm glad I work at home
    don't have to face some of this drama on display
    all I have to contend with is pushing
    some corgi out of my way :)

    (seriously, he likes to lay right by my leg right by my foot pedal :)

    betty

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    1. hahaha he knows how to get your attention
      Always wanting a mention

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  30. I go back and forth, from being an insufferable know-it-all, to a fake-y game-player. I'd hate to have an employee like me.

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    1. hahaha you'd be sure one to handle
      The cat may beat you back with a sandal

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  31. I just started a new job, but I'm not into any asskissing. I worry sometimes my too blunt and direct questions and assumptions will get me fired. They were used to me at my old job, where I knew it all.

    .......dhole

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    1. Hopefully they get used to it too
      And all stays well at your work zoo

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  32. I'm retired but mostly tired so no kissing for me!
    Not at my sea!
    I'm free free free...did I mention tired?

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    1. haha free and tired
      The tired part needs to be fired

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  33. Get out your book!
    Spit out the gum!
    Don't give me that look!
    No, this work isn't dumb!

    Don't cheat on this test!
    Stop writing that note!
    Please, do your best!
    Let go of his throat!

    Get the trash off the floor!
    No, that wasn't the bell!
    Please open that door!
    I want out of this hell!

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    1. haha i may have done one or two
      At least I didn't bother you haha

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  34. Arse kisses get what they deserve...hmm...no raise? That's worth some praise!

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    1. Yeah nothing at all
      That is so nice to see at ones hall

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  35. And this is why I want to find a way to work from home in front of a computer.

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    1. Yeah i want to do that too
      Each day at my zoo

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  36. thankfully i don't have to kiss ass in my job, also i normally just go to my boss and demand a pay raise, sometimes i get it sometimes i don't.

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    1. haha that would be nice to do
      Go up to the boss, raise my pay now, you

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  37. I have too much of an attitude to do the ass kissing game. While it never got me fired, it didn't make me many friends either. Oh well. I was there for the cash, not to make friends and kiss ass.

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    1. haha that is all I am there for
      The ass kissing can go out the door

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  38. I am not very good at kissing ass, I am like Theresa.... I have a BAD attitude...

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    1. haha so many bad attitude people around
      Some delight should be found

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