Saturday, February 1, 2014

Gung And Ho Are Still Very Slow!

The cat was out and about and once again heard a familiar shout. It was those two fools once more. This time they looked like they were hunting wabbit by the shore.

"Gung, we will find love this day. Let's shoot all who come our way!"

"Yes Ho, we will get much loving with each arrow."

"I like them big and you like them small, let's go and have a ball."

The two nuts walked the street, in the snow and sleet. They looked rather cold too. Did I mention they were wearing diapers for all to view? No? Well I was trying to save you a horrible image in your head. Sorry, that one you will take to bed.

The one as big as a house, Gung, and the one as big as a mouse, Ho, stooped down rather low. They found their first shot. They each liked her a whole lot. She had a walk that caught the eye and she could not get away no matter how hard she did try.

"I'll take this one, Ho. Grannies need loving to you know?"

"Okay Gung, you can have grannie tongue."

I think I threw up in my mouth there. But the grannie gave a rather loud blare, snapping me back to watching the two. Gung had shot her in the gazoo. She turned and stared at the pair and gave them quite the glare.

"Gung, it worked! Up that grannie sure perked."

"Yes indeed, she looks ready to do a loving deed."

The pair watched as the grannie with an arrow in her fanny, came closer and closer to their feet. With her walker, it took her a while to get down the street. Gung waited for his kiss, expecting bliss. Instead she took her walker and gave him quite the between the legs shocker.

"Umm Gung, I think that was a dud arrow you flung."

"Ho.....I'm going to get the guy who sold me that arrow."

Gung was on his knees in a snow pile while Ho noticed someone out running a mile. He liked their long hair and knew for them he could really care. He shot them in the butt and when they turned he found it was a guy in bad need of a haircut.

"Gung, help me!"

"Ho, you should be careful who you strike with a loving arrow."

The guy ran toward them fast. Ho hoped his spell would not last. He kind of got his wish, as the guy's lips puckered up like a fish. The guy then threw up on his head. Another image for you to take to bed. It seems Ho had shot a drunk who was too wasted to realize it in his funk.

"Gung, love smells."

"Ho, let's go back to jingling bells."

"Cupid can have his arrow job. Let's go get some corn on the cob."

The pair trotted off, diapers and all, each failing in their love like call. One with tingling nuts and the other smelling worse than mutts with dirty butts. I was just glad they were gone after falling for that stupid cupid con. I headed back home for some bass and to rest my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

57 comments:

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    1. Without a break #32
      Second month starting anew!

      Hank

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    2. Could make 2 months in a row
      As away you go

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  2. Cupid didn't work cos too early for Valentine
    Review strategy to come back more pristine
    Gung and Ho
    Unlucky duo
    To fare better and due for lots of re-thinking

    Hank

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    1. I guess they weren't too bright
      Too early letting their arrows take flight

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  3. Gung and Ho what a pair
    Their image do cause quite a stare
    Two escapees from a funny farm
    Intend to do no serious harm
    They may want loving Yuck A Doo
    Why the diapers, have a clue

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    1. haha they got all in character I guess
      Plus saves them if they have to umm make a mess
      Sure would get many to stare
      As the duo are quite the funny farm pair

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  4. Gung and Ho, the best duo since Bonnie and Clyde
    But hopefully a happier ending, since they died

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    1. These two are two dumb to die
      They might though if they try and fly

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  5. A nice poetic piece.

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

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  6. Ha - a perfect post for February Day 1
    Early Valentine's Day for Ho and Gung!

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    1. They tried to get on it early
      But just made all squirrely

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  7. Gung likes the mature ladies

    but it might be for the mercedes

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    1. Yeah get the rich ones
      And get dough by the tons

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  8. meh, Cupid's always been overrated :)

    too bad their outcomes were SO bad though, lolol

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    1. Overrated nut in a diaper indeed
      I guess you can't knock those in need

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  9. Gung and ho have their days mixed up
    trying to get a taste from the loving cup

    watch those arrow they might have poison tips
    causing Gung and Ho to bruise their hungry lips

    Perhaps, they need to perfect their art
    taking better aim shooting in the heart...

    haha..now, what will you post for Valentine's Day!

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    1. haha oh the commercialized day
      Will get blasted once again at my bay
      But if the arrows are poison is you say
      They may get on some death row bay

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  10. Gung and Ho -
    Playing love games?
    Maybe spring will come earlier
    this way...

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    1. Or a spring to their step
      Giving them some pep

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  11. I'm glad they were unsuccessful. That's a visual I'd rather avoid!

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    1. Yeah a very scary sight
      Good thing it never took flight

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  12. I think they would have better luck at a bar

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    1. Would be easier I suppose
      Get someone drunk and no bows

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  13. Hahahhaha Good for Granny. At her age it is the last thing she wants... A Love Bite. He is lucky he just got away with a kick in the nuts

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    1. haha that sure had to sting
      As his bells were given a ring

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  14. oh oh - better be careful with those arrows... can def. turn out in a way you don't want it ...ha

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    1. Yeah wake up the next day
      To a rather scary display

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  15. Gung and Ho?
    Oh, I hate them, you know.
    lol...

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    1. lol geez all that hate
      You need to see someone about that at your gate

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  16. Don't mess with granny, lest you want her to kick your fanny!

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    1. Rather have her kick may fanny though
      Then have her kick down below

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  17. haha def a miss when you get a strange kiss
    the arrow strikes like a knife, better run for you life
    he may become your wife....err....

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    1. haha that would just be weird indeed
      And should be feared at their feed

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  18. Grannie, wabbits and bass, oh my!

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    1. Just need to wizard and a with in the sky
      Then away we would fly

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  19. Careful with those arrows now Pat, smiles ~

    Keep warm ~

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    1. Have to watch each one
      Could hit someone you'd soon rather turn and run

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  20. Thanks for another funny post. So much better than eating burnt toast. :-)

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    1. Glad I can top burnt toast
      That is my goal at my coast lol

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  21. I fear you are right
    what a sight
    to see Gung and Ho in dressed like that
    can't get rid of that image, drat!

    betty

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    1. Stuck in your head
      Oh the nasty dread

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  22. Grannie could have done much more harm, trust me.

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    1. That I bet she could have indeed
      Good thing she couldn't run at top speed

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  23. There you go Cupid! Love the take on the arrow scheme.

    ......dhole

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    1. Was fun to do
      At least the stupid day is good for something at my zoo

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  24. Grannie. tongue. And a drunk. A throwing up drunk. Oh, and you put diapers and dirty butts in the same paragraph. I'm throwing up in my mouth a little, too, thanks a lot!! LOLOL

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    1. LOL no problem at all
      At least you got to re-taste stuff at your hall

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    1. Not a chance
      As they make their stace

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    1. That they do indeed
      But at least they make for fun at my feed

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