Monday, February 10, 2014

The Two Nuts And Me With A Prober On A Spree!

So back we are and this time there is no video at my sand bar, but the two light hearted fools are on display. I think some probing alien is about to have a very bad day.


 The fools stared at the moon,
While I ran around like a loon.
They have nothing on me,
I went on a tp tearing spree.


They were staring away,
When lunch came my way.
Too bad Truedessa got in its path,
I wanted to drown it in the bird bath.


Of course Pat could not let her get away,
One fool doesn't have the same ring I say.
So he called a big cat.
My, that must have some huge scat.


 Then came the probe guy.
He liked to fly high.
Those long things go up your bum.
They make all rather glum.


But just in case he misses,
He doesn't want any hisses.
So he has a pet unicorn.
That horn makes probing be born.


But Truedessa would have none of that.
That made me a happy cat.
She rode the deadly alien probe.
Hopefully she has underwear on under that robe.


The alien was ticked off.
No one got probed and was told to cough.
He brought out ray guns.
The prober had tons.


Truedessa let loose a sparkly fart.
She really took it to heart.
Yeah, women do that,
You can't fool the cat.


She killed the alien with her stink,
Then along we did slink.
We slid down a moon beam.
Wait! Was this all a strange dream?


Find out the truth by clicking here and seeing book 26 from my little rhyming rear.

Aliens, moon beams and giant cats in the sky. Not sure I could dream that if I try. All comes from the voices in my head. Now the cat needs to go rest in bed. That alien had probes in mass. I am glad he never got near my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

110 comments:

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    1. Without a break #41
      Continuing the fine run!

      Hank

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    2. Keep on going
      With the #1 showing

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  2. Congratulations, Pat! Won't ask Truedessa about the unicorn probe or the farting though. She might deny all.

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    1. Yeah she would never admit it
      The cat can take the hit

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  3. Congratulations on another book
    Offering kiddies another look
    Unicorns are a favorite I hear
    They offer magic, never fear

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    1. A magic probe
      Across the globe
      Such a sight
      And a fright

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  4. Book 26 twas an interesting stroll
    but,how did the story really unfold
    searching the sky for a black hole
    naughty cat a twisted story you told
    getting caught by some martian troll
    sliding down moonbeams streets of gold

    Congrats Pat on book 26

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    1. haha the cat screwed it up you say?
      Damn, how could he do that at our bay
      Maybe on amazon he got it right
      Or could be a whole other plight

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  5. Congrats on another book
    You have so many that the earth shook
    Please keep all probes away from me
    That will not cause me to shout with glee

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    1. haha just shout without glee
      As the prober makes you take a knee

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  6. Book #26 with moon flight as a holler
    Had to content with the Martian spoiler
    Congrats!
    Capt Pat
    Surely a prolific writer's fantastic rejoinder

    Hank

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    1. Fun to throw Pat and the cat in
      As we add another to our bin

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  7. Girls do not fart
    with air that they part
    they don't even pass gas
    for that is too crass
    they simply let out a tune
    similar to loon
    from their pretty rears
    that's music to all ears

    Congrats on 26!

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    1. Hmmm what about the nose
      As it sure doesn't smell like a rose
      Got you there
      I win at my lair

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    2. What's released from our ass
      smells a lot like sassafras
      a little bit or citrus smell
      would do you men well.

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    3. Citrus you say
      Bah I'd rather just scare all away

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    4. haha let out a pretty tune
      under a full moon..

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    5. A pretty tune from a full moon under a full moon
      Hmmmmm The cat will stick to his sand dune

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  8. Anything with aliens and giant cats has my interest ;-)

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  9. Saved by a sparkly fart. Now that is true art. Good luck with your book release. Hopefully it will spread universal peace.

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    1. Who knew sparkly farts could be grand
      Saving all from probers across the land

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  10. Wow congrats on having 26 books!
    Sparkly farts, alien probing and unicorn hors..what's not to love.

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    1. Has it all at my sea
      May need a kitchen sink hanging from a tree

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  11. Congrats on #26! Woot, moving right along into the new year. Care to share some of your ambition over here??? I could use it this week!! :)

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    1. haha wish I could bottle and sell it
      Then I'd be rich a bit

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  12. You had me at sparkly fart. It's like you wrote this book just for us. Congratulations on the release! The artwork on this one looks especially awesome.

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    1. Yeah the artwork was very well done
      Sparkly fart's can lead to fun

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  13. Ha! I will never look at unicorns the same way again.

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    1. haha scorned your mind
      So fun for my little rhyming behind

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  14. An interesting piece that I enjoyed reading. I like your rhyming poetry.

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

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    1. Yippeee for me
      At least you have a word spree

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  15. Love it. And yes, women do that too. They just aren't usually fascinated with it. It's the noise thing, I think. ;)

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    1. haha yeah it has to be the noise thing
      As the smell does sting

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  16. No one was probed or told to cough. LOL. Seems someone fears the proctologist.

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    1. hahaha never been there
      So no fear at my lair

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  17. OMG I just read the comment above me and burst out laughing. She has a point! And what did that girl eat to kill everyone with her fart?! Egg breakfast kinda morning?

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    1. haha yeah maybe there is an unknown fear
      Doubtful as been poked with every kind of gear
      hahaha I think you hit the nail on the head
      Eggs to cause all dread

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  18. Loved it! Truedessa totally rocks! Farting and unicorn probe riding? Talk about kick ass!

    Great artwork too!

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    1. haha knows how to get things done
      While having lots of fun

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  19. What were you thinking when you went to bed,
    That dreams of probing filled your head?

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    1. haha the cat doesn't really know
      Must have been some bad catnip at my show

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    1. As long as it was swell
      And did not smell

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  21. Unicorns are supposed to be so pure that they can be touched only by someone pure of heart. This one must have moved to the dark side.

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    1. That one ran far far away
      Go all star wars at its bay

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  22. Hi, Pat,m
    I enjoyed the tale, but the thought of the probe made me quail.

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    1. haha yeah no probes anywhere about
      They'd make all twist and shout

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  23. Unicorns once seemed like such pure creatures in my mind.
    But now I know not to let one anywhere near my behind ;p

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    1. See, even the purest creatures of all
      Can be ruined here at my hall

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  24. Glad none have gotten too close to my not so little ass. Well, I do rhyme now and then. When I'm in the mood. :-)

    I'm thinking I'll never look at unicorns in quite the same way after this. :-D

    Sia McKye Over Coffee

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    1. Better rhyme if you see a probe
      Confuse them and dart across the globe

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  25. another one sure to make the library,
    soon enough you'll have a shelf
    all to yourself...and i think the art for your books
    are getting better as well...i like the style
    now carefull the probe
    it might make you wail

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    1. Have to keep down my tail
      So the cat won't wail
      And yeah soon have a shelf
      All to my little rhyming self

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  26. Wow, a sparkly fart and your 26th book!
    The illustrations are amazing and have a Disney-look.
    Congrats keep coming due.
    Over there at your zoo.
    I'm utterly impressed.
    May this one's sales be your best.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Be nice if it were so
      And you never know
      They can at least grow
      As out they flow

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    1. haha you were able to see
      All this time at my book tree

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  28. Another book
    from your nook.
    Don't burn out that dictation thing
    as you kick out books at your wing!

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    1. Don't use that much any more
      One hand is fine at my shore

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  29. Congrats on another book. Good luck with the sales.
    Yvonne.

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    1. We shall see how the sales go
      Here at my show

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  30. orlin N cassie N dad...conga ratz on book 26 guys !!! hope thiz one sells a bazillion copeeez like 25, 24 N 23 did !!! de graphix iz rockin two...best fishes on sales !!!

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    1. Yeah be nice to sell a ton
      Maybe even just 100 plus one

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  31. A sparkly fart? I thought all girls were like me- farting rainbows that smell like marshmallows? I need to learn the sparkly fart trick now!

    Congrats on 26!

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    1. Might be tough to master though
      But you just never know

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  32. Truedessa really oughter
    Be related to my daughter
    Who is really very farty...
    Good thing she's sweet and arty!

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    1. haha at least you have no fear
      She'll scare aliens away with her gassy rear

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  33. That is one scary-looking probe guy! Those are some really good illustrations! Congratulations on another book at your pad!

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    1. Yeah illustrations were well done
      See the probe guy turn and run

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  34. Way to go on another book, Pat. The illustrations are outstanding!

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    1. yeah they sure came out great
      While adding another to my plate

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  35. Excellent illustrations, some of your best

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    1. They are sure grand
      Here in my rhyming land

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  36. Those voices in your head...
    At least created Cat,
    and other funny things
    for kids to read and think.
    So, happy 26
    with all characters mix!

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    1. Yeah they created much
      Even if crazy more than a touch

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  37. You are a machine, congrats on yet another book

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    1. The cat keeps writing away
      Here at his bay

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  38. I like this one, so colorful!
    The characters are wonderful
    The story is delightful :)

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  39. An entertaining story. I wonder what Trudessa had eaten before...

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    1. haha who knows what she ate
      Must have been beans on her plate

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  40. I'm with Elsie; girls don't fart
    Perfume escapes; becomes tart
    When mixing with air
    Sometimes even makes a blare

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    1. PS: Almost forgot to congratulate
      Number 26 at your plate!

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    2. haha a mixer of relief?
      haha hmmm good grief

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  41. congrats on #26
    looks like a cute rhyme
    who can resist such a story
    one doesn't see that much of the time!

    betty

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    1. Many abound
      From my ground
      Once in a while
      They have a cute style

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  42. Concats on your new book! The illustrations are great! And the two light hearted fools even have arms & legs! You are one of the most productive, creative people we know.

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    1. haha yeah who knew
      They were colored and arms and legs grew

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  43. Congratulations Pat! It is really nice to know an author.

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  44. probably the book with the best art

    drawn from the heart

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    1. One of the best indeed
      Zagonk is the other at my feed

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  45. I love your blog
    followed
    http://minimaysi.blogspot.co.uk/

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  46. Trust you to make sparkles and unicorns a little bit naughty! I liked that they slid down a moonbeam...and I'm still a sucker for unicorns.

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    1. haha the cat can make anything naughty at his sea
      You can even test me

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  47. Not sure if you actually included anal probing in a children's book and got away with it.

    But if you did, kudos.

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    1. haha never went that far for real
      Just here there was that ordeal

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  48. lol at the big cat in the sky.
    (I really must watch the Lion King again)

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    1. haha the cat ripped that off a bit
      But he had to do it

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  49. Tell Trudessa that excess gas can be a sign of worms.... LOL...But then you killed off the worm killers.

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    1. haha killed of the worm killers is such a way
      That the pair can squirm across the bay

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