Friday, February 28, 2014

Two Light Hearted Fools, A God And A Grammar Nazi Today At My Sea!

That is quite the title today. It could be some weird bar joke gone astray. But then at my sea everything is strange, especially with these two fools so far out on the range.

A spirit guide,
With such pride.
It can talk,
Or rather squawk.

Wow, it's a bald headed man.
A flash in the pan.
Drazin the mook,
With the first name, Duke.

That guy is everywhere.
He won't leave my lair.
Even Donkey Kong.
This is so wrong.

A Grammar Nazi too.
Good thing his library can't view.
He may get upset.
That could be a safe bet.

But at least he makes the kids happy.
Unless Grammar makes them sappy.
He even tries his hand at math.
Will the two light hearted fools escape his wrath?


So there you are. Drazin has entered another sand bar. I guess he has a thing for the spirit world. Grammar Nazi's toes may be curled. Not in a good way, if he ever sees this display. He may even get crass. But so fun for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. technically number one now
      As deleted the spammer that tried to wow

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    2. Number 1 under your sun
      Now that made my day fun

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    3. haha spammer took a hike
      So number one you strike

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    4. a day without hank at number one

      not even here for the fun.

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    5. Nope, he is behind at his sea
      No number 1 spree

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    6. Hank got lost
      In the wilderness
      Congrats Truedessa Ma'am
      Though some concern with the spam!

      Hank

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    7. Hopefully no animal chased you
      Or you didn't step in poo

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    1. Drazin sure is a nut
      From is godly hut

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  3. Good morning to my silly cat
    Two Lighthearted fools in view
    causing trouble at your mat
    purple couch what will they do
    Captain has thoughts about that
    how to make two softly coo..haha

    Off I go but, will be back
    reading at your shack...
    how about a sword attack
    I leave you with 3 whacks..(laughing)
    whack
    WhaCk
    WHACK..Off running catch me if you can...heehee


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    1. haha the cat will catch you with ease
      Run past like the breeze
      You will freeze
      And a whack or three will please

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  4. I know a grammar nazi or two at my bay
    I tell them to go away

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    1. haha yeah they can annoy
      But going after them can be a joy

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  5. Another glitch along the way
    Drazin likes to make you pay
    Some funny lines I do declare
    But of grammar Nazi do beware
    Family Feud may be off the list
    But a purple couch, who can resist

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    1. The couch may get broken in
      Would that be a sin

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  6. Santa's gettin' a bad rap in this one... surely he'd never become a grammar Nazi, he's far too kind for such things. ;)

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    1. haha or was it a grammar nazi becoming santa claus
      Looking for an applause

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  7. No Bora-Bora so far..
    I disappointed...

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    1. Bora bora one day
      But it could be far away

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  8. ha. what a rip, whatever you are having i need sip
    at least you shared a laugh, i like the new header too at your zoo
    the ferris wheel the first time that one has spilled
    across the top for me, i have a funny grammar nazi
    poem i wrote, i might have to post that joke

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    1. haha way out to lunch
      A whole friggin bunch
      But just let it flow
      Should let your fgrammar nazi post show

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  9. Glad we didn't see them testing the couch.
    Santa is the grammar Nazi - who knew?
    Bummer there was no wet t-shirt contest.
    And the Ninja is everywhere....

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    1. haha yeah that could be a sight
      That would send many for a fright
      The ninja can't get enough
      Out promoting his stuff

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    2. The couch was moved to the berth below where two can glow haha

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    3. There they play
      All through the day

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  10. Wow! I made it into the title, no less!

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    1. haha with two fools and the wannabe god
      Quite the pairing in one pod

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  11. I can be a bit of a Grammar Nazi, too
    Once in a while at my zoo
    But not as entertaining as this
    Once in a while, I hit video streaming bliss!

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    1. haha santa and grammar nazi as one
      Can lead to lots of fun

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  12. Grammar Nazi? Send them to the concentration camp - Twitter.

    I can watch the video only at home.

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    1. There they'd go insane
      With all at that lane

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    2. Die Die Die Die Die.. Death by grammar Nazi, never in million years I would have imagined that. hmmm. I think you kinda ruined Santa Claus for everyone Pat.

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    3. hahaha santa is ruined for all
      People may try and kill the cat at his hall

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  13. Santa must have command of many languages, so it makes sense that he is heavy of grammar rules.

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    1. True he has to know all
      To read the letters from every hall

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  14. Santa's the Grammar Nazi? Now there's a surprise in their story! (I like how his eyebrows and mustache move - very mesmerizing.)

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    1. haha they move and sway
      As they sail across the bay

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  15. love the video display
    at your bay--
    there, their
    your, you're
    two, too
    know their difference at your zoo
    or grammar nazi will get you too!
    haha :)

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    1. haha and throw you in the drink
      There you will sink

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  16. "Then you die." lol

    I wonder how many younger people understand the expression "broken record". lol Not an Olympic one, anyway.

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    1. Yeah that is true
      i bet many don't get it at their zoo

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    2. I don't get it at my zoo. (i.e. I'm young. Thank you.)

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    3. haha riiiiight
      Believe that never at my site

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    4. Okay, well it was either that or botox.

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    5. Botox you say
      Yeah that is the worse way

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  17. orlin N cassie...thanx KNOT two de dee vize we bee on two day we canna heer yur mewvie.....hizzzzzzzzzz...sew we will say hope everee one haza one fish two fish red fish blue fish kinda week oh end !!

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    1. Hmmm must be those burds after you
      After all you make fun of them each day at your zoo

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  18. That Nazi can be a really picky old elf,
    Sometimes I'd like to put him on a shelf.

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    1. Then break the self and watch a nazi fall
      Wonder if it would bounce like a ball

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  19. Who knew a guy who says, "HO! HO! HO!"
    Would be a grammar Nazi in the know?
    Personally, I think the dude is rude,
    But your video with Drazin is darned amazin'.

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    1. Glad it cane amaze
      Grammar Nazi is in a bit of a daze

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  20. I love Grammar and Grannpa too!

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    1. An o from you
      Worse than R at my zoo lol

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  22. Wow...you didn't even get in trouble
    from the fox for all that rubble?
    Calling him santa and the GN, too?
    I can't believe there's anything left of you!
    He even wore the santa suit,
    red fur and black boots!

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    1. haha yeah I guess he likes the cat
      Or mailed me a box of scat
      and is just being coy
      Or maybe santa brings him joy

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  23. I bet that couch is far more comforatable

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    1. Yes, I bet it is too
      Broken in will ensue

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  24. Santa has a lisp
    And sounds like an ole clown
    Captain and Truedessa were gonna kiss
    And then get down
    But it's over
    Before they went to town
    I really liked it, but I need a cold shower to get unwound.

    xoRobyn

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    1. They sneak off at the end
      Such a growing trend
      Enjoy the shower though
      There at your show haha

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  25. Winter is almost over...I must get to that printer smashing. Before you know it, it will be spring and you'll want me to fling cha-ching.

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    1. Well spring will bring a fling
      But it will be a different thing

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  26. Now they will be down there all day long

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    1. Have to come up for air
      Whether clothed or bare lol

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  27. I don't mind mind a grammar Nazi...
    Ha, there are worse obsessions. LOL.

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    1. lol that is true
      Far worse at ones zoo

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  28. Santa and Nazi in the same sentence just doesn't have a good ring to it. Poor Santa.

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    1. No, a comparison like that
      Would even scare a cat

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  29. Grammar Nazi dicing with maths
    Looking like Santa was a spike
    Throwing punches
    Of many hunches
    A boxing ring and with lots of help

    Hank

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    1. The ring can help
      Might make him yelp

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  30. What is going to become of the Two Light Hearted Fools? Maybe they will triumph over evil and live happily ever after.

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    1. Maybe they will indeed
      At the bora bora feed

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