Sunday, February 23, 2014

What Is It You Do At Your Zoo?

The other day, actually when this runs it will be a while ago at my bay, the cat was asked what he did. To which he just blinked an eyelid. I guess they wanted to know the experience so I let it flow.

I rhyme off my rear.
But I usually say ass, dear.
I hop here and there,
Visiting many a lair.

I travel the Earth,
Seeing things of worth.
Some not so much.
Some things I'd never touch.

I do videos too.
A couple of light hearted fools in view.
Plus things involving ass,
Like sand, a puppet and mini me come to pass.

Write some more and then some more,
Here at my crazy shore.
Fend off old one eyes.
Maybe even kill some flies.

Entertain the kiddos too,
With a book or twenty at my zoo.
Some even star little old me,
I'm as grand as can be.

What? You tweet at your hut?
To 100 people in a rut?
Wow, my 62,000 look insane,
Compared to your slow poke lane.

Did you give me the stink eye?
You asked there umm guy.
I'll even rhyme about this.
A post you might not want to miss.

See, I told you so.
Did you see it at my show?
Don't be afraid,
Numb Tongue is the one with Raid.

Did I mention such people hang around?
A gawker is even found.
Along with a ninja wannabe,
And a halloween nazi at my sea.

Why are you backing away?
You don't like what I say?
How rude are you?
Did I mention I host Whoopdi Friggin Doo?

That is one way to scare them from my bay. Won't ask that question once again near my den. I suppose it can confuse as old one eye I abuse. Did they expect me to just say I eat grass? Better things to do with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. It's now # 54
      Slowly to the fore!

      Hank

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    2. Slowly getting higher
      #1 frequent flyer

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  2. This cat dude is so cool/all calm and dandy, making you look like a fool/never in the history of the world has there been such a fine feline/I wish this cat were mine! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. The cat is a mouthy nut
      Stuck in a rhyming rut
      He thinks he is grand
      All across the land

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  3. When you have gawkers, you've made it far
    For people are now viewing you from afar
    I saw your insane about of Twitter followers - wow!
    I barely have 1,000, but that'll do for now
    Keep rhyming away at your bay,all the way to the banks
    For you entertain us daily, and for that we give thanks

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    1. haha yeah the cat has more than Pat
      On the twitter mat
      Took years of doing indeed
      But now many follow both our feeds

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  4. Ah so close to finally beating Hank for the first time
    One of these days I shall be the first rhyme!!

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    1. 3rd today
      But still hour and a half away

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  5. A busy cat I do admit
    While other cats would have a fit
    The term "Cool Cat" was meant for Orlin
    Old ladies love him with knitt'n and poil'n
    Known for his talented little ass
    All reviews say he's got real class

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    1. That sure works
      And brings perks
      But are you sure it's class
      Or just a bad case of gas

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  6. ha. you are a busy fellow
    i am glad to be one that samples your jello
    twitter though, i must admit i am off of it
    for a bit, one more thing to do
    at my zoo, far too many other
    that try to smother me

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    1. Yeah i just do a thing here and there
      At that twitter lair
      Takes time to do it a ton
      So just use it for a little fun

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  7. You - famous Cat
    'Rhyme time' poet
    So many gawkers
    Know that.

    One time I thought
    Translate your word,
    But fortune keeps
    The silence grip...

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    1. Gawkers abound
      At my ground
      The translate site
      Who knows if it will take flight

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  8. Fending off very old eyes
    old dude though you were dessert in disguise
    Unless we're talking about something new
    That story still makes me laugh at my zoo

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    1. haha never live that one down
      For as long as the cat has his rhyming town

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  9. I bow down to your massive Twitter following. Maybe Mini-Alex should Tweet instead.

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    1. Mini-Alex may prove he can beat you
      Just like the cat at our zoo

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  10. I still haven't joined Twitter after all these years

    I hear it has many peers

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    1. Many are there
      But say nothing too needed at their lair

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  11. Hi Y'all,

    Catchin' up on my readin'...and your rhymin'.

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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  12. What do I do?
    Hmm...I'm scratching my lid.
    Better you knew
    it was more fun what I DID.

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    1. Well at least you had lots of fun
      At one point under your sun

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  13. I don't think the cat ever gets bored
    too much for him to do at the zoo
    but does he ever get tired
    with all that he has to do?

    betty

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    1. Hmmm maybe a time or two
      He's needed a nap at his zoo

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  14. Wonderful read. Haven't been to the zoo in years......only went to see the animals.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Been there once a while ago
      But that was the only time in recent memory at my show

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  15. You are sure rockin' that tweet thingy!

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    1. Yeah so much there
      I give them all cat hair

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  16. Enjoy your Sunday, Orlin. Maybe spice it up with a little catnip:)

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    1. That would be great
      Catnip on a plate

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  17. Cat you do so many things at your zoo
    hopping from here to there and everywhere
    how you find time for it all, I haven't a clue
    you do keep everyone entertained at your lair

    Two light hearted fools do come in view
    sometime they have a run at my place too..



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    1. The lighthearted fools have fun
      As at either shore they run
      While the cat goes on about this or that
      And keeps doing much at his mat

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  18. If you ever have to tell anyone that out loud I'd pay to see it

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    1. How much would you pay
      Could do it at my bay

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  19. Orlin the cat sure does more than Pat

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  20. Cats only eat grass when their tummy's upset
    Pat probably doesn't give you any, I bet.
    ha.

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    1. Cassie eats it night and day
      If it is given to her at our bay

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  21. You write from your rear
    Your ass in gear
    I fear
    You hear
    The cat
    And all the that
    The diva dog is near
    Have no fear

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    1. The dog can stay
      Clean up I say
      For when there is crap
      Can be a helpful chap

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  22. Great answer, bet he won't ask that question again.

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    1. haha probably not
      As the cat is hot to trot

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  23. For the day's fun there is always Olin
    The attraction is in his perfect rhyming
    Gawking with crass
    Never letting it pass
    With lots of printers to keep smashing

    Hank

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    1. Smash one every day
      At least until the official spring day
      Then just a fling
      Here at my wing

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  24. You are one busy, productive cat.
    Thanks for sharing.

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    1. Can share all the time
      And do it in rhyme

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  25. The cat has the good life, that's for sure! :)

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    1. He sure thinks so
      As he runs to and fro

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  26. Your rhymes are always so whimsical and so much fun to read! ♥

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    1. Glad they are grand
      And fun at my land

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  27. Sounds like what goes on in your lair is mostly having fun,
    But cat will whatever to make sure they're number one.

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    1. Yeah they want to be number one
      Beating all under my sun

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  28. There's no doubt in our minds you do a lot more at your zoo than we ever do at ours.

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    1. haha well you whamp away
      That takes talent at your bay

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  29. Wow, you do a lot.
    Plus you have one more twitter follower 'cuz I just added you. :)
    I go to work and come home.
    And sometimes I don't go to work, and I cuddle my kitty all day instead.
    That's about it.
    I was thinking about getting a life one time, but I fell asleep.

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    1. haha well at least you are well rested at your sea
      I will have to go followback thee

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  30. It sounds to me that you have been asked the question every stay at home mom hears non stop. What do you do all day? I just want to poke them in the eye, then walk away!

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    1. hahaha I'd like to do that
      Would be fun for the cat

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  31. At my lair, there's little cat hair.
    I lost a bet, and with it my pet.
    But up the stairs lives a Main Coon named Bernie.
    He often visits when he can make the journey.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha just giving you a gift
      A little cat hair as he runs away swift

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  32. Don't know how you do it ~ I post & hardly tweet, really lazy, ha ~

    Have a good night Pat ~

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    1. haha just keeps me busy at my sea
      So works for me

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  33. I send my Human out to work
    And I am just a lazy jerk!
    She pays the rent and buys the food
    I sleep and eat like the coolest Dude

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    1. haha that is the way to be
      Let her do all the work at your sea

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  34. You're a fast and busy lass
    And you like the word 'ass'
    Always serving up the sass
    No challenge do you bypass
    Do you eat bass during mass
    Or is that just too crass?

    xoRobyn

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    1. I can chow down
      In mass town
      Doesn't bother me
      Going on a bass spree

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  35. do you ever take a break?????? How many posts in advanced do you have saved up by now?

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    1. haha 103 in advance now
      Always around to meow

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  36. Well I guess you are just a Jack of all trades. So tell me again.. What is it you do all day?

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    1. haha don't want to repeat
      That is not neat

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