Monday, February 3, 2014

What You Need At Your Feed!

So there is much out there that you may not be aware. Let the cat help you to see what you need there at your feed. I bet it will cause you glee. Now sit back and trust me.


A big long bar,
Have to have a car,
Just to get to the end.
I sense a growing trend.


When the aliens arrive,
They won't survive,
With your decked out room,
You will bring them doom.


You could be Batman.
All will be your fan.
Wouldn't that be great?
A flying rat at your gate.


This you need.
Really at your feed.
Forget the sunlight.
Live where it is always night.


A giant killer eyeball.
That will clear out your stall.
Everyone will leave you be,
Killer eyeballs will set you free.


Only six million bucks for this.
It will bring you so much bliss.
Blow out your ear drums too.
Won't have to listen to anyone at your zoo.


A jeep inside.
You can fake a ride.
Or a ride of another kind,
Could come due for your behind.


Easy as can be.
A little bit nasty.
But as long as you flush,
To the bathroom you will no longer mush.


A house in a rock.
This one is a lock.
One way in, one way out.
Keeps strangers from walking about.


And best of all,
You need this at your hall.
A naked statue right in the middle.
Hey, if you get bored, with it you could fiddle.

Now aren't you ready to buy buy buy? Would these not be grand under your sky? I mean just look at that house in the rock, you would have no back door to unlock. Add them in mass and don't forget to thank my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

87 comments:

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    1. It's straight to #34
      Slowly to the fore!

      Hank

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    2. Keeping at it
      Soon 40 you will hit

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  2. What terrific houses you bet
    An ideal house must you get
    A house
    in a rock
    Or whew! a jeep inside all decked!

    Hank

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    1. Yeah much can be done
      Just have to give ones imagination a run

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  3. Thank you! Thank you!
    I'd love to take a tour
    for underground
    has some allure..
    or hibernate there
    for winter spare
    place to be
    with no flying rat or bee...

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    1. True, can avoid
      Things that make people paranoid
      The bee, the bird
      Who drops a turd
      And yucky snow
      That's just gotta go

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  4. I'd take that second theater.
    The underground house is creepy. Reminds me of Resident Evil and the Umbrella Corporation.

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    1. Yeah that is what I thought too
      No need for zombie people at any zoo

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  5. Anything but the toilet will do. That is one scary view

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  6. Quaint abodes you do bring
    Some are even filled with bling
    I'd take the big rock any day
    And grow mushrooms for my pay
    ~~~~~~~~~
    Hey everyone, how'd you do yesterday?
    Not a peep of sun out my way
    A short winter so they say
    But fifteen below is for today.
    ~~~~~
    Yeah right.....short winter

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    1. You could like in a rock
      As long as the earth didn't rock
      A quake could screw you
      Hmm that could be taken dirty at my zoo lol
      Stupid snow is still here
      I fear

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  7. The toilet seat sofa chair is the best idea ever
    Whoever invented that is all kinds of clever

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    1. Keith, Your rhyme of yesterday cracked me up. Don't know why. Maybe I just get giddy on G.H's Day. Ha

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    2. haha it might bring forth a stink
      That could drive others to the brink

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  8. Great verse and pictures, getting the start to the week on a right footing.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Glad I can start it right
      Here at my site

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  9. An interesting piece that I enjoyed reading. I dread to think of the plumbing needed for that toilet chair! Ha.

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

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    1. Yeah the plumbing would sure suck
      Want to move the chair and you'd be outta luck

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  10. ha. i like the jeep inside...and living under the earth would be cool and probably help with the heating bill....as long as you were not visited by moles....

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    1. True, could help with the heat bill
      One could use the jeep to get a thrill

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  11. It's amazing the things people spend money on, for sure. The eyeball is creepy, and I wouldn't be a fan of being underground. I'd miss the sun. :)

    The Six Million Dollar Room is nice, but you could probably hear everything loud and clear with the Volume selector on 1.

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    1. No underground living for you?
      Could avoid the snow in your view
      And yeah nuts near and far
      You could hear that theater at the corner bar

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  12. I wouldn't mind having that home under ground
    would be kinda cool and no outside sounds.
    Yuck to that toilet, though
    what's that yellowing on the fabric? I don't want to know.
    haha.

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    1. But no birds for you to see
      That may not cause you glee
      Taking pictures of rocks each day
      May get kinda boring at your bay
      And yeah the yellowing is nasty as can be
      But we'll let that be at my sea

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  13. These sure beat the underground shelters of the 1950s. Very nifty. I would give it as a gifty. But where I live the ground is too shifty.

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    1. Yeah sure an upgrade
      An earthquake would make them fade

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  14. I'm pretty sure that underground house/shelter belongs to my crazy uncle (married into the family), who is always preparing for the apocalypse by buying rations and bullets and storing them in the bomb shelter he's building. Or maybe he just keeps the bodies down there. Either way, crazy people shouldn't have the kind of money he has.

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    1. haha hey you never know
      If zombies were to show
      You may need that crazy uncle and his hoarded stuff
      But yeah nuts with money have it sooo rough

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  15. that underground house isn't bad, does it come with a big storage facility? I need a bigger freezer.

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    1. haha well if you can afford that
      Then I'm sure you'd have a big freezer in no time flat

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  16. I guess being rich doesn't mean you spend money on something smart,
    Most of those examples are a long way from anything like art.

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    1. Yeah being rich just makes one blow dough
      And put on quite the show

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  17. Well, I do like that house in the rock!

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    1. Not much of a bird view
      Or many window whiffs to come due

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  18. The house in the rock looks pretty cool, not so sure about the loo!

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    1. Yeah the loo I would not want
      It would sit there and taunt

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  19. Hahahahhaa.... I have done cleanses before where I couldn't get off the toilet. That chair crapper may have come in handy.

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    1. haha could have crapped away
      And still had the tv in your display

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  20. That toilet in the middle of an easy chair is pretty wild. :D

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    1. Could use it to potty train a child
      The smell might get more than mild

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  21. Imagine if that chair reclined
    That mess, I would not want to find.

    xoRobyn

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    1. That would just be yuck
      Could look like muck

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  22. Seriously? Not a single one of those would pass my approval for home renovation ideas, but every single one is something a guy in my house would love.

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    1. Sorry. I take that back. None of them want the naked man statue.

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    2. hahaha not into naked man statues you say
      I guess that is a good thing at your bay

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    1. Don't want to go underground
      Many bugs can be found

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  24. That chair is so yuck! Thinking about all the germs crawling all over it after one flushes. Barf!....

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    1. haha yeah it would be as nasty as can be
      Would never be sat in by me

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  25. orlin N cassie....iz it just uz.....ore iz thiz stuff. ......scaree.....

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    1. Yeah much of it is scary
      Things could get hairy

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  26. So many thing I do not need
    Man the world is filled with greed.
    Who in their right mind...
    Oh yeah, first a right mind one must find.

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    1. Yeah first you need a ring mind
      Not one that is in ones behind

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  27. I will take the house on a rock
    it would be a unique house indeed
    and I would then charge admission
    give money to hungry for feed!

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    1. Not a bad way to go
      Just hope an earthquake doesn't show

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  28. I wonder how many wanted the stone house?! Put my name on that list.

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    1. Seems many like that one
      To live there must be fun

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  29. A long baar,
    For lots of arses to plant

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    1. Could make some dough
      As you let the beer flow

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  30. That toilet seat looks kinda not-for-me
    And that's coming from a guy who could barely see

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    1. haha could see still the stain
      That would sure bring disgust and make one pop a vein
      The blue guy returns
      And the toilet seat spurns

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    2. The Blue guy is back
      He needed a snack
      Walked up the Pat Cat Street
      And who did he meet?
      Mr Toilet Seat

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    3. Not much of a snack
      Maybe an up chuck attack

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  31. I like the underground missile silo house, that is so coooool...also the rock house was nice. I wonder how long it took to build that thing in the rock, and did they have to blast anything away? Not green! :)

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    1. Sure they blasted much away
      In order to have it made on display

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  32. Who thinks of these things?
    Had to laugh about the 2 in 1 chair
    Can't you see some employers utilizing it
    To keep their employees always working, always there?

    I think the house in rocks
    would be a neat place to see
    Its definitely one of a kind
    and a novelty!

    betty

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    1. Yeah one of a kind indeed
      Sadly i can see that chair at many a work feed
      But it beats them putting and adult diaper on you
      That would be even more ewww haha

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  33. I think hubby would love an underground bunker for a man cave. Me, not so much. I wouldn't mind a rock cave house though.

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    1. Yeah that would sure be a great man cave
      Plus couldn't hear him rant and rave

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  34. Well i suppose they have to do something with all that money

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    1. can't just sit in the bank I guess
      That would just depress

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  35. I guess the toilet could come in handy for a case of the can't get off the crapper

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    1. Could crap and watch TV
      I guess that could help at some sea

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  36. {{sigh}} We would just settle for some warm weather . . .

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    1. Yeah that would be nice
      But seems we are paying a winter price

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  37. who needs a jeep when you have a pool table?

    don't even need a stable

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    1. Could just play some 8 ball
      There at your hall

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  38. A rock house is rather cool
    does it have a swimming pool

    No thanks to the toilet chair
    imagine the germs hidden there

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    1. Yeah my ocd would have a fit
      Just looking at it after a ummm err spit
      Could have a swimming pool
      Then you could swim like a fool lol

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  39. I need all that stuff, except the potty chair. Yuck!

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    1. haha 9/10 isn't bad
      There for your pad

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