Thursday, March 13, 2014

A Claim With Fame?

So the other day the cat was walking about when he heard some nut shout. It is okay to do that because such and such a celebrity does it at their mat. Is that what you humans base your rules on? Sounds as great as a cement lawn.

Bill Clinton cheats on his wife,
So there should be no strife.
If a president can do it, so can you.
No divorce should come due.

A traffic ticket comes to pass.
Pfft just be like that Hilton lass.
Chuck it out the window,
Then hit the gas and off you go.

Not sure who sites for jaywalking,
Unless a cop is really gawking.
But if you get caught,
It is okay because Barbara Walters took such a trot.

Screw those handicapped people too.
Take their spot when out and about from your zoo.
Julia Roberts says it is okay.
Just go to it at your bay.

The sign says stop.
Pfft that is a flop.
Just be like Spears,
Speed passed them to cheers.

Let's be grand,
Across the land.
Steal everyones work.
Shia thinks it is a perk.

It's okay to have a steroid or two.
It can help high stats come due.
Don't you want that big bod?
It's okay, as it is done by A-Rod.

Steal some jewelry at your sea.
That is okay for thee.
It has been done by a ton.
Lohan thinks it is fun.

A dash of cocaine,
Is fine on plane or train.
Or just go to a hotel,
Like Sheen and raise hell.

Or just have a great name,
So you can murder a dame.
Stay nice and free,
Like OJ at your sea.

See, no need for jail for any law breaking fail. Just blame the nearest celebrity who gets off every time. Then you can get away with any crime. You can get a pass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

75 comments:

  1. The rich and famous never serve time. And it's sad that because it's a celebrity, it's splashed across the news, while normal people are doing that every single day without mention.

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    1. Yep, and they go to jail
      And can't even pay bail

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  2. It's a little annoying that it's a pretty sure bet consequences are out when someone rich and famous is involved.

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    1. Just give a pay off here and there
      And walk away consequence free at their lair

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  3. I think I will be doing a Putin and go invade Switzerland...I need to get some chocolate! If he can do it, why can't I?

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    1. haha might need an army at your sea
      To make them bow on one knee

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  4. Celebs certainly have it all made
    Whoever dares to touch their flaps
    It means big money
    Somehow to somebody
    Stepping some toes get them mad

    Hank

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    1. Yep, money is the way
      As all want their pay

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  5. Celebrities are the worst people in the world to imitate
    All that will accomplish is making everyone around you irate
    They are all spoiled rotten it seems
    They rule the world, in their dreams

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    1. Sure in their dreams they do
      Crazy as an annoying gnat at their zoo

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  6. Celebreties,
    Aka Celebre-tease.
    I'd just as soon they all remained faceless
    Until such time they get over being tasteless.

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    1. That would do for me
      Let them all be face free

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  7. Celebrity is the person who breaks the law!

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    1. But they get away with it
      Every single bit

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  8. I guess entitlement thinking starts at the top! (Now, I did once run a red light and get away with it...so I guess I've done a Spears!)

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    1. haha you are a rebel at your sea
      Spears may be proud of thee

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  9. You've got the Beb oh take him home
    Take away his pass to roam
    If I were his grandmother I'd lock him in a cage
    And keep him there untill he's of age

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    1. We don't want him back though
      You keep him down below
      Guys just a nut
      Sniffed one too many a butt

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  10. i have a feeling that if i chuck
    my ticket out the window i better duck
    cause that cop would rip
    me a new -----
    fill in the blank,
    unfortunately i am not celebrity enough
    for a teflon flank

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    1. haha or taser you
      There for all to view
      Better to chuck it when he is gone
      Or else he'll display you on someones lawn

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  11. Wow, you have some great examples here today
    If you're famous you have a different game to play
    you get by with wrist slap and don't have to pay
    and with others besides your spouse you can lay
    and drugs are the usual thing at your bay
    and still you attract paparazzi every day
    you lead a charmed and wonderful life, I say!!

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    1. Yep, rot your mind and your gut
      Have a great big football field hut
      Screw around all over town
      They must have a golden crown lol

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  12. Or dope and and insist you're clean
    And bully those who your lie have seen
    Stand in the spotlight and look real pretty
    And ruin the sport being oh, so... Not at all witty

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    1. Yeah many of those
      Who strike a pose
      Dope heads galore
      As they give a fake roar

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  13. Most interesting subject, enjoyed the read,

    Yvonne.

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  14. Fantastic! Sarcasm set to verse. This is why I always come back. Love it!!

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    1. Always like to be a sarcastic cat
      Here at my rhyming mat

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  15. I just think it's sad that it's glamorized. Like, right now Charlie Sheen thinks he's a rock star because he does all that cocaine and people talk about it so much. "Yeah, everything thinks I'm so cool." They're laughing at you, Charlie, not with you. And you're just gonna be the punchline when you kick the bucket from all that cocaine or doing something extremely stupid while on cocaine. Whichever comes first.

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    1. Maybe both will happen at once
      Then it will be a double punchline for the dunce

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  16. Wonderful examples of lawlessness all over!

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    1. All over it is found
      No longer does it astound

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  17. It's sad the crap that most of them get away with.
    I sneeze in the wrong direction and get a ticket!
    Lifestyles of the rich and famous
    Pretty much a pass for being blameless.

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    1. Seems like it is that way
      Unless you are Martha Stewart or Blade the tax cheat that doesn't pay

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  18. Something is wrong when celebrities can get away with stuff that we mere mortals can't!

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    1. Get away with it all
      There at their hall

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  19. All they want is attention most of the time

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  20. ugh - i hate when the rich and famous think the rules in life are not for them...ugh.... don't get me started...

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    1. haha can make you rant
      Hmm have to try harder at my plant

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  21. orlin N cassie

    ewe guys nailed thiz rite.... !

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    1. Nailed it at our sea
      Fun it let it fly free

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  22. Too bad Marha Stewart got popped. Guess that must be after her last craft flopped. If you're cute and sporty, you can get away with a crime, or forty.

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    1. Yep, get away with it all
      Just toss some cash and have a ball

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  23. At least they nailed Phil Spector. Pretty bad percentage overall, though...

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    1. Yeah pretty bad in the end
      Get one or two at most sent around the bend

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  24. Celebs don't play by no rule/it's us, the plebs who often make the fool/ when we commit a crime and think we'll get off scot free/only for the feds to bust your ass and for you your pants to wee! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Hmmm wee my pants
      Sure it's not ants
      That would be nasty indeed
      New pants I'd need

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  25. I guess the rich & famous play their own game
    as money does talk, with a big star name
    thinking they are entitled they feel no shame

    get booked on the morning or evening show
    selling your story so your fame can grow
    or tell everyone about your life woes..

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    1. Yeah woes like they can't afford high end things
      Or they caught something from flings
      Oh poor poor those guys
      I feel for their poor cries

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    2. haha - those stars are worth billions you know
      the ones that are complaining for more dough..

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    3. Yeah they want more and more
      So they can go and explore

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  26. Well its so unfair but money & fame do talk
    so they don't get the regular fine & their lives are all for show

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    1. Yeah all show indeed
      As away the burn out at top speed

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  27. All interesting tales you listed here
    Left out Justin Bieber's fate
    wonder what will happen to him
    when he meets for his court date!

    betty

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    1. Maybe he'll go to jail
      There they can listen to his wail

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  28. Rich people' game
    with fame
    shame
    but WE pay
    to watch them
    at our bay

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    1. Yeah that is true
      Said we pay for such a view

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  29. They get everything handed to them and they still want more. But what is worse them or the idiot handing things to them?

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    1. The idiot may be worse
      Should walk away and let them curse

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  30. Newt Gingrich did it too

    a platform for both parties no matter the left or right shoe

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    1. All can get away
      And screw others over another day

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  31. I giggled over this one Pat. Around here, there are quite a few who zoom through the stop signs, not mention taking their half out of the middle of the road or from my side--especially on county roads that are rarely patrolled

    Sia McKye Over Coffee

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    1. Yeah barely get caught there
      So many do it and it isn't rare

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  32. No mention of Bieber? Tsk tsk. Hopefully he'll be deported soon.

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    1. Send him to some far off bay
      Don't even want him on display

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  33. Martha Stewart went to jail, though, I'm not sure if she learned her lesson. Probably not. RDJ went to jail, and he DOES seem like he is a different person now. Mike Tyson went to jail and he seems NO different. That dog-killing football player went to jail, got out, and I believe he's back playing football. WHY WOULD FOOTBALL STILL LET HIM PLAY?

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    1. They should kick him to the curb indeed
      All due to greed

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