Tuesday, March 11, 2014

A dVerse B At My Sea!

So why not just go all B today for the dVerse bay? Why not just go all C you say? Because B first popped in at my bay. And of course X is a pain in the ass. So B gets this dVerse pass.

By bringing booze by bus,
Billy brought blames big brusk.
Blarney's bar beat Bagnio's back.
But bus beer bleeds bright black.

Blarney's blessed Billy bad.
Blood boiled balancing Brad.
Bald Brad baked booze by banana.
Billy bobbed, blinded by Brad's bandana.

Back Billy boxed bus beer.
Bellowing by brass bandolier.
Berating Brad between breaks.
Brutally bewitching Brad's brakes.

Billy bid Brad bye bye,
Bringing back big beer buy.
Battling bumps by bus.
Billing Benny's bunch brusk.

Billy's beer bus bounced back,
Bit by bit by Benny Brack's.
Billy bobbed briskly behind,
But bagged by bail bond bind.

Billy bitched back by bomb.
Bending briars between balm.
Benny bought Billy's balk.
Believing blown building block.

Billy bagged bill by bill,
Booking boats between Brazil.
But bombs bring bacon blaring.
Billy's body bag brought bearing.

Billy blew by blazing banshees.
Bumping between busy bacon bees.
Bald Brad bitched behind Billy.
Braking between Bacon Briley.

Billy beamed by blue bay,
Brad's brakes blew between Brad's bellowing bray.
Bacon between Brad bought body bags.
Billy Brazil blogs balancing brags.

Bill by bill by Brazil's beach,
Billy banishes bleach.
Boasting Bald Brad's beanie,
Booking bodies by bikini.

There you go, are you now busy b-ing at your business show? I hope you aren't all crossed eyed and tongue tied. But then in that I would take pride. You'd be one screwed up facial mass. That would be fun to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

88 comments:

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    1. It's now at #2
      Starting anew!

      Hank

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    2. 2 in a row
      Streak once more at my show

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    1. number two at your sea
      you're as busy as a bee
      going on a "B" writing spree
      are you smiling with glee?
      pouring honey in my tea
      reading the leaves is the key
      time is out gotta flee
      wishing a good day to thee

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    2. Right on time
      Hank slinked in with his chime
      As the B's roll
      With my B stroll
      See anything good in the leaves at your sea?
      Have fun hanging out at the work tree

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  3. That is really un-BEE-lievable
    The B's are unretrievable
    Once the words are spoken
    They hang there like a token
    They rustle the air
    Amid great fan fare

    There was a game we used to play
    And call when time to end the day

    Bee bee bumble bee
    All outsiders come in free

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    1. B's roll off the tongue
      Or my bell is rung
      Don't pop a lung
      As bee bee bumble b's are flung haha

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  4. bbbbbbbbbbbbuh, the b's have sacked you rhymes
    with the lip numb crime, good luck bailing bonds
    in a bind, before the bumkmate sneaks up from behind

    bikini season...always a good one.
    smiles.

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    1. Make lips numb all over
      More fun then beating on rover
      Yep, with bikini season I agree
      Must really gawk at your sea

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  5. That's a helluva lottta Bees!!
    More than the forest has trees

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    1. Hmmm maybe a small forest that was stripped
      As out of the ground the trees were ripped

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  6. Bellowing by being busy
    Better bet by being Billy
    But bearing
    Being boring
    Botched by blazing big Bee

    Bank

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    1. Look at you
      B's ring true
      No botch there
      You b on at my lair

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  7. The things you get up to at your sea
    Make me want to avoid all things B;
    That being rather inconvenient
    Methinks it's best to be lenient.

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    1. haha cut it out of abc
      ac sounds off to me
      So have to keep the b
      Lenient is the way to be

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  8. Bacon bees sound amazing...I bet they smell good...I hope that is how bacon is made!

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    1. haha a new creation at my sea
      Bacon bees for all of thee

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  9. Jimmy Carter had a brother, Billy.
    Who everyone thought was quite silly.
    His antics often caused such a row.
    But he's still better than who we have now.

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    1. I think a dog would be better than what you have now
      Maybe even a regurgitating cow
      Oh wait
      The second is already your fate

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  10. by boscoe's bludgeoner!! beautiful!!

    i love alliteration!

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  11. Brilliant!

    This is the Pat that first caught my attention
    with talent so shocking it had to be mentioned!
    Haven't seen it in a while.
    Have to say, it gave me a smile!

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    1. Once in a while
      I go the extra mile
      It was rough rhyming words that only start with B
      But can be done at my sea

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  12. What a brilliant way to start the day. I'm not a poet, and I can't write in rhym, but your post brings a smile to my face.

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    1. Glad it can bring a smile
      As I run the B mile

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  13. That was pretty fantastic. I tried to think of a 'b' word to describe it, but I think you've used them all. :)

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  14. What a brainy beautiful bright message today.
    You have done justice to B at your bay!

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    1. Three B's that work for me
      As B had fun at my sea

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  15. What a B bonanza! How do you do it?!

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    1. Just get the idea nd let it flow
      As away I go

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  16. Replies
    1. Bury is just for you
      As deeper you go at your zoo haha

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    2. ppffftttt! only you bury me cat!

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    3. haha...Gloria is on top of things today!

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    4. Her head is on top
      The rest is buried, such a flop lol

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    5. Don't live in denial
      Just stay buried in a dirt pile lol

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  17. haha...i have to unknot my tongue now.... so many b's in one place... beware of the b's...ha

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    1. haha should put reader beware
      Up here at my lair

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  18. Boy, those are a lot of boggling B's!

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  19. My head is bing-binging!
    All those Bs got the balls bouncing
    in the squash ball court in my brainbox!

    My first thought was "Come on, Pat! You're up for X!"
    Then I started reading and saw your point!
    BOLL!!!!! ~

    I made that up.
    It means Busted Out Laughing Loudly.
    Maybe someone already came up with this acronym,
    but it's new and original to me anyway!

    My husband heard me BOLL last night
    and came into the study to see why.
    "It's just Pat," I said! Him and his cats!
    I've tried to explain sailing to Bora Bora to him,
    but he doesn't get it!
    BOLL!!!!!

    Have a good one, under your sun!

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    1. hahaha bora bora is hard to get indeed
      As one has to keep up to speed
      Never heard that acronym yet
      So you could have created it, safe bet
      Or maybe not
      X I could do except the rhyme would kinda go to pot

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  20. best go bowling in the back where bunnies bounce around.

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    1. Dust bunnies or real ones?
      Hope they don't have the runs

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  21. Wow. I am very impressed with your poem. I did not realize how many lines you can come up with from the same letter B.

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    1. Yeah there are a ton
      B is an easier way to be spun

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  22. orlin N cassie...yur dad BEE a geniuz....BRAVO !!!!

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    1. A genius is nice
      I'll send you some mice

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  23. Reading my comments late today but none the less just as good as always.
    Yvonne.

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  24. I'm not even going to try to come up with anything clever to top that. That's a tongue twister and a half right there!

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    1. Leave the tongue twisted as can B
      All thanks to the B spree

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  25. :) You made me smile today...great comment ;)

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    1. Glad i could get a smile
      And a fun comment to add to the pile

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  26. I got all tongue tied with all the BBBBBB ~

    Liking the different BBB comments and different headers, Pat ~ Keep warm ~

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    1. The BBB comments were fun
      As i went on a tongue tied run

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  27. Boy, brain's busy blotting B ballad
    Subtly shifting into schizophrenic salad

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    1. Another delightful new header I see
      The worshipped cat full of glee!

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    2. A little crazy is fine
      Many headers from the feline

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  28. Blimey!!
    Brilliant, Pat

    Cheers ~ Eddie

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    1. Brilliant I like indeed
      Grows the cat's ego at a high speed

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    2. You sure can do alliteration
      A great format for conversation

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    3. Through such a calculation
      I avoid cancellation
      Forcing a little temptation
      From my little foundation

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  29. I've said it before, I'll say it again
    you have way too much time on your hands
    to come up with all B words through this rhyme
    I truly commend you, young man!

    betty

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    1. haha time at work I have indeed
      Beats being bored to death at their feed

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  30. Bee Buzz Been Busted
    Beaten By Billy-boy Bastard
    Big-Big Boom Boogie Box
    Brought Bees, Bouncing Bugs. ~ Bye-Bye :)

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    1. haha look at you go
      Letting loose at your show
      B's up and ready
      As the B's come steady

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  31. By being bitchy
    Body brings bling
    But by busted balls
    Big boy bawls

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  32. Bs are okay

    Bees are mean

    especially the bee queen

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