Sunday, March 9, 2014

A Kinda Squawk With Body Talk!

So the cat was out and about getting poked, which has my vote, when there was a conversation in the background that was of high sound. You could swear Flappy was doing the yapping as they were sure flapping.

Body Talk is the best thing ever.
The two sounded so clever.
But lets see how that will go.
On with the show.

Hello Body, how are you?
I am alright but wishing I was new.
Can't you fix stuff?
Have you seen yourself in the buff?

Was that a dig?
Be nice or I'll make you wear a wig.
That would just be rude.
Then don't give me attitude.

Why do you have to crack?
Would you like a heart attack?
I would give you a big smack.
But then I'd make you need an ice pack.

Can't you leave my back be?
Why? It is kind of funny.
Don't you like the water in my cup?
Can't you tell I love it from each hiccup?

Body, you are a vindictive bitch.
Quiet or I will make you itch.
Is that something like a twitch?
You'll see when I send you to the ditch.

When cold why do you shiver?
Because I want to clean the liver.
But that isn't so bad.
It's my party pad.

Alright, I don't want to chat.
Stop and I'll make you fat.
You are one mean chatter.
Do you want to be a rising batter?

That is not a nice threat.
Is it a threat on which you'll bet?
Not today anyway.
Good, now go play.

Why would I want to play?
You haven't exercised today.
So you're telling me to get off my ass?
Yes, or I'll give you a wide mass.

Hmmm I can't say talking to my body was the best thing ever. Those two are not very clever. I will let them squawk about body talk. Now I will make sure I don't have extra mass to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

62 comments:

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    1. Well you were on time
      And beat hank with your messed up chime

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    2. I figured Hank forgot about daylight savings time and that's why I beat him.

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    3. Hank must have got screwed up with time
      That is sure a crime

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    4. 2014 is not the year for Hank

      too many people to thank

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    5. Yeah, he was on a roll
      Then lost his #1 patrol

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  2. Talking to the body..best post yet. very funny.

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    1. Sorry for deleting my first comment. I totally messed it up. lol

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    2. The body needs to quiet down
      Can hear it all over town

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    3. If you can hear it all over town, you may need to see a doctor for that. :P

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    4. Bah, just get some grease
      And let it be at peace

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  3. Sorry had to delete made spelling mistakes:

    Why is it that one still feels young on the inside where no-one can see (except a surgeon) and the lines of times always show for all to see out the outside.

    Great verse Pat, Enjoy your Sunday.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Guess our skin just likes to sag
      Which can sure be a drag

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  4. Talking that might clear some nooks
    To take steps to improve one's looks
    Good for the ego
    To be in the know
    Boost oneself and be in good books

    Hank

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    1. True, give a talk
      And you might not balk

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  5. At least there wasn't a conversation about getting poked.
    And this Spring Forward crap sucks...

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    1. Yep, very much agree
      Hate stupid spring forward at my sea

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  6. The body is a clever thing
    Rosey glasses he doth bring
    He doesn't see one as one is
    He thinks to lie is just his biz

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    1. That he does indeed
      Then he makes you bleed

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  7. I'm glad my body can't talk to me, I already know what it would say...
    get more sleep
    switch up the exercise routine
    and take me outside instead of keeping me confined to the house (it does not understand going out means being cold). ;)

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    1. haha staying in is sure a win
      When cold at ones bin
      Body may not like it though
      Maybe do one of the three and away you go

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  8. yep i got that music flashback going on---the deele,
    greatest hits, body talk riff---oo trip on the way/back,
    but then its not a gas mass escaping the ass
    which is talk as well...sometimes from hell

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    1. Such a gas mass
      Could come to pass
      Scare away a lass
      No matter the class

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  9. Our body talk is very clever
    it knows it can't live forever

    I think we should listen to it
    we could reap some benefits

    Rolling eyes & crossing arms
    sending out some body alarms

    Trying to read your body signs
    as I sip on some red wine..(haha)

    seriously they have seminars on how
    to read body language then we can
    better manage..

    Mine is telling me it is still tired
    perhaps, more sleep is required..

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    1. Seminars you say?
      Haha they have those for everything this day
      Oh post idea came due
      Thank you! lol
      Just have to listen and you will see
      Even if your body talks creepy

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  10. I talk to myself all the time. Does that count? ha.

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    1. Do you answer back too?
      Then a rubber room may be prepared for you

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  11. I do not want to hear what my body would say to me
    It would say lay off of the pizza with the extra cheese

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    1. haha well see you already know
      You just ignore at your show

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  12. My body would not say things I'd want to hear

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    1. Ignore away
      And go for a brighter day

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  13. The cat listens to noBODY
    He's independent and rowdy
    Haha :)

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    1. haha he flies through the air
      Without a body care

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  14. The body is a vindictive bitch
    If only it would get me rich
    And in the process, feed an itch
    It's scandalous, so there's a glitch
    I'll ditch that thought and be a witch
    Or baseball coach but I can't pitch
    Or seamstress though I cannot stitch
    I guess I'm stuck as one cold bitch

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha get a heater
      Buy an old beater
      Find a bar
      In your old car
      Then let it rock
      At an abandoned block
      No more cold
      Are you sold haha

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  15. Us cats could do an Invasion of the Body Scratchers!

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    1. Scratch the sucker away
      All through the day

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  16. Yo, man, your body is pushing around/does it know you are in charge, the little clown?/Oh, wait a sec, it's your body we're talking about/ the one that if it shuts down, it will black you out. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yeah it will leave me in a lurch
      Should it black out and send me to church

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  17. Ha, I am definitely not going to stop
    as I don't want to become fat!!
    That would definitely not be my
    (or my dogs') cup of tea.

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    1. Yeah, that would not do
      No need for a rolly polly you

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  18. My body talks, but not with words
    Seems lately with lots of groans and moans
    As I try to get up and walk
    Maybe I need to do more exercise and tone!

    betty

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    1. Maybe you need a walk around the block
      To knock your body outta such shock

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  19. Mine would say, go the other way. that works right?

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    1. I suppose it could
      If go the other way you should

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  20. Extra mas - never first class
    Let's exercise - to be right size!

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    1. Exercise the way to be
      Do it each day at my sea

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  21. Bodies scare me,
    And here's the why.
    It's not true
    that mirrors don't lie.
    Tilt the glass, this
    way or that, and suddenly
    you're no longer fat.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha yeah they can work
      To make things a perk
      Or the other way
      Causing dismay

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  22. That body is one tough ass
    Don't do as it says and you will get cramps from gas

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    1. Yeah and then have to go
      It might even come out and glow

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  23. I talk about hump, you talk about poke
    In all seriousness, this ain't no joke
    And high of sound?
    My, word is getting around
    When body talk is all you need
    At your feed
    Wish I could be all brand new
    But time's a-flying like my Momma's stew
    Right out the window
    No six pack today in my show
    But still a lot of talk
    Checking out Miss Blue Jean's walk
    What else is there to do
    Fed up with eating my shoe

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    1. haha yeah be nice to be brand new
      Then much could come due
      But guess we just carry on
      Hopefully making it to a new dawn
      And not eating a shoe
      Just enjoying the view

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  24. Body talk is the most depressing thing I can think of! My left knee has been cracking every time I get up since I was 20 years old, I can just imagine what it's saying...

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    1. haha my right has a crack or two
      Hate when the body talks to you

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  25. You just reminded me that I need to get off my arse and do my exercises today.

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    1. haha or your body will be mad
      There at your pad

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  26. Me and my body are slowly becoming frenemies. I think the older I get, the more it wants to break up with me. The creaks and cramps are always such a pain in my ass!

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    1. haha literally a pain in the ass for me
      My body causes no glee

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