Thursday, March 6, 2014

A Little Funny Money!

The cat was traveling around the Earth and it seems people who visit my sea have some worth. Who would have guessed that? Surely not this cat. Someone must be stealing your pictures since bloggers are so cool and making new money with a handy tool. You can see below. Sorry, far far too many to give each a flow. Not that it can't be done, but you'd be here all day then under my sun.





































Damn, some of you really need to do something about that hair. Don't you have a barber near your lair? Need a weed whacker for some of it, more than a bit. The ninja wannabe is sure sticking to his ninja view. Are you worth this much at your zoo? Maybe when exchange rates come to pass? Sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. It's now at #6
      A little quick fix!

      Hank

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    2. Just squeaked in
      For the win

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  2. Interesting post as usual. I wonder if I beat Hank this morning. lol

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    1. 'morning, Mary! Thanks for the company
      We are winners again as you can see

      Hank

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    2. Yep, we must be night owls or early morning risers. I have yet to go to bed..have a good night or morning. lol

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    3. Staying up that late
      Must not be a fun fate

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  3. Wonderful Pat, loved the English note though not sure The Queen would reconise herself.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Yeah might be a bit off
      Sure the old coot wouldn't scoff

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  4. Damn, that was a fine post and since there's no official face on the one million dollar bill/I guess it's for you and the cat to have the thrill/of seeing your mugs splashed all the way across/and if someone says anything, just don't give a toss! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. We shall ignore
      As we have the million at our shore
      And they do not
      So they can rot lol

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  5. Hank is on the Apaxmai Ekaton 100 Greek Pre-Euro
    No more in circulation though but will be of later value
    Numismatists decide
    Value narrow or wide
    Thanks Pat for making it happen again ever so true!

    Hank

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    1. haha you could be worth so much more
      Now that it is rare at their shore

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  6. I was wondering if you'd find a way to work me in since there are no pictures!
    Brandon and Bryan's picture is perfect for their bill.
    That took some time and effort - well done, Pat!

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    1. haha yeah just got the little ninja wannabe
      And it was easy to do at my sea
      Took a bit or work
      But at least I wasn't bored while at work which is a perk

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  7. Fiat money, strike a pose
    On a bill will be your nose
    Important people you will see
    They have the thing called money tree

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    1. Money tree
      Quite the spree
      Down it will float
      Making each new note

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  8. whew. i was wondering if i might be on a penny
    funny money indeed, as long as mine doesnt bounce
    it might actually be worth an ounce

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    1. Worth twenty in some strange land
      Not sure here it would be worth having it in hand haha

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  9. LOL! Had a lovely time checking out your blog and seeing the funny money. :-)

    SittieCates
    The Musings of a Hopeful and Pecunious Wordsmith

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    1. Glad it was fun
      As I gave the funny money a run

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  10. Very funny and very cute;
    You, my friend, are a hoot.
    Maybe the next man on a bench
    I will strike with a wrench
    If that's the only way
    To get in on the funny money payday!

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    1. Need to hit the man on the bench
      With a great big wrench
      Then funny money will come due
      Might be worth a whole two

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  11. I replaced Abe on the five?
    That's a lot of pressure - how will I survive?

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    1. Just don't forget your hat
      Or you won't look right at your mat

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  12. haha oh what a grand display
    some fun money came to play
    look at me on a twenty, you say
    counting the dough on pay day
    Pat you're one in a million at your bay
    always here in high gear you never stray
    you'll always be #1 to me come what may
    two light hearted fools sailing to the ocean's sway
    who knows they may find their way to Bombay
    find some cash then everything would be okay

    PS: Really fun post enjoyed
    seeing so many friends on a bill
    it sure did bring a laugh and a thrill....(smiling)

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    1. Glad it was grand in my land
      As the funny money takes the stand
      With many on the bill
      As out the bills spill
      Having a million bucks would be nice
      Could go anywhere we like even at full price

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  13. This was funny because it reminds me that last week I was in a convenience store when someone tried to pass the clerk phony money. She let him walk out with it and I didn't get out in time to get his tag #. Now a story in the local paper about businesses getting crushed by phony money and there is a reward- dang that is my luck.

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    1. haha oh so close to getting a reward
      If only the tag # was stored

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  14. Looks funny!! Enjoyed seeing the way you displayed!!

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  15. Haha...although they (10000 lire) obsolete
    could be someone keep lit
    so thanks for my worth
    at your earth :)

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    1. Could be worth even more
      If rare at your shore

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  16. From all over the world and look, there is one with her lips curled

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    1. Yeah the pokey rock
      Like to curls her lips for shock

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  17. Believe it or not the guy you chose for mine is Julio Argentino Roca, and he's my great-great-great uncle on my mother's side.





    Just kidding.

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    1. haha almost had me going
      But one too many great's were showing

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  18. A one-million dollar bill is NICE!! You'd hate for that sucker to blow away in a strong wind. :)

    LOL to the cats!! This post is hilarious!!

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    1. Yeah if that blew away
      I'd cry all day lol

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  19. Whahaha, seems you can get very pricy oline.
    Fantastic idea

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    1. You pricey indeed
      With the funny money deed

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  20. 10,000 is a ton of cash
    if only I could make it last
    but it's already been spent
    on this second day of Lent
    paying off this and that
    and all these bills at my mat

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    1. Yeah wouldn't even make a dent
      Here at my tent
      Well maybe a small one
      But more bills would still run

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  21. These were all awesome, and very well done. We were both shocked to see ours on here. I love it.

    So according to Google this is African currency. Which makes me wonder, all those times Nigerian princes were offering us millions, were they really just trying to give us our own money?

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    1. Was fun to do at my zoo
      So all the time king abubu sends a message or two
      He was just trying to give your money back?
      Maybe he'll send it stack by stack

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  22. Priceless! That is some funny stuff!

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    1. Glad it was funny
      As I bring on the follower money

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  23. I want an original of that!!! Classic!!! One of your funniest posts ever!!!

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    1. haha be fun to make originals up too
      Hmmm never know what one can do

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  24. I was scrolling down my blog roll and saw me own face on a $100.00 bill and thought WTF!!

    Now I know how the Queen must feel. Now if I'm asked for my ID now, all I'll have to do is whip out some currency and say "Look motherfucker, that's ME"

    I wonder how they'll carve my face into a penny now that I'm the Queen of America!

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    1. hahaha knew you'd look at your blogroll
      If you were on for a blogland stroll
      So made you first
      I meant such a burst

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  25. You put me on a twenty?
    That really isn't a lot of money.
    It's the going rate of strippers dancing for tips.
    My face will be plastered on some hoochie mamas hips.
    But I guess that's ok cause this post sure was fun!
    Next time I'm in canada, I'll buy you a cold one. Eh?

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    1. hahaha oh the holiday nazi on some hips
      Watching as they do some back flips
      Or go up and down a pole
      My you can sure take a stroll

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  26. Haha! Those are great! Of course Pat would be on the million dollar bill!

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    1. haha saw that one
      It just had to be done

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  27. haha...so good...i like mary's a lot...the dog with suit and tie... love it

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    1. The pup would rip it up I bet
      As would this rhyming pet

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  28. That is awesome!! Love that you are on the one million dollar bill! Too cool.

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    1. haha had to be done
      On my million run

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  29. Funny money except for the 500 kroner, what's the exchange rate?

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    1. Hmmm better not check
      May not even buy you a tape deck

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  30. Very, VERY creative. If only.. is in my mind.

    Plus, I love your new header. Of course, Orlin would receive the adulation due to him.

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    1. haha Orlin has a complex indeed
      And yeah in ones mind it can be done and at my feed

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  31. Wouldn't that be so odd to have your face actually printed on money? I'd walk into a store and be like "Hey, you're looking at my face... that's good enough to pay for it all. You don't need that paper money, because you are looking at me, right?" =-) LOL Fun post!

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    1. Yeah that would be odd indeed
      Walking around and having no need
      Just say hey, it's me
      And become an automatic money tree

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  32. Check out that money
    Very funny
    How nice of you
    So very true
    Pat in the Hatt
    Is where it's at
    A million bucks
    What the F**ks
    Penny the dog
    All agog
    There with a Ruble
    She can tell
    And all the rest
    Some of the best
    Thank you for this
    Penny says time for a piss :)

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    1. Hit the tree
      With glee
      Or cop a squat
      As you drop a lot

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  33. orlin N cassie....hold de fone N add de mayo...cut de cheeze...phew...knot that much...why iz it pat getz ta bee on de millionz

    when this blog IZ yurz.....

    thanx for de shout out on de one....prob a blee werth mor than de one iz heer :)

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    1. haha Pat is greedy at his sea
      He took the million from thee

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  34. You are so awesome, Pat. I love it! Another one to add to my blog page. Thanks for making me ten pounds. I was ten pounds once, but I don't remember those days. Al Penwasser's looks so authentic. I can't pick a favorite (besides mine). They all make me laugh. Exceptional money making scheme, Pat.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yeah Al's does look real
      Thanks to his fake avatar ordeal
      Was fun to do at my zoo
      Now if only we could really make it in view

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  35. I love it and I've never looked better! Thanks Pat!

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    1. Can get some cat nip now
      And along the way take a bow

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  36. Everyone is hitting my funny bone today!! Thanks for the chuckle!

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    1. Glad it was fun
      With my funny money run

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  37. I never know what you are going to come up with, Pat!
    That's the fun of following you where you're at!
    And, of course, on the million dollar bill, you'd be the one!
    But it's good to be King and you're having fun!

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    1. haha can be king at my sea
      Pretend i have that kind of money on me

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  38. Ha ha. A twenty dollar bill from the Bank of Jamaica. Nothing I will get rich on, for sure. And look at you, with your picture on the million dollar bill! And here you are, despite your richness, gracing all of us peasants with your presence in the blogosphere!!

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    1. haha you never know
      Could stretch far at the Jamaican show
      The cat will always stop buy
      Whether rich or poor guy

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  39. Mary's and Gloria's cracked me up the most
    What a funny post by you the host!
    Felt right at home, though as today
    I listed foreign currency in my shop all day!
    ha.

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    1. Gloria has nice leafy hair
      That must make her rare
      Foreign currency you say
      Geez selling all at your bay

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  40. Good one. Your rhyming with the dollar bills are priceless.

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    1. Nice play on words too
      Going all commercial at your zoo

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  41. That must have taken a lot of work. Awesome!

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    1. Didn't take too long
      But longer than my usual song

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  42. Someone has too much time on their hands
    to clever work on such a motley bunch of cash
    I think that is one reason a picture of me
    will not be found on my blog and that is that :)

    (cute entry though :)

    betty

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    1. haha don't want to be on cash
      That would make you dash

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  43. ha haha what really crazy post!!
    crazy like you!
    I think Silver look nice!

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    1. Crazy as can be
      Even a sun glass wearing grammer nazi

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    1. Glad they were grand
      Here in my land

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  45. Thanks for including us! We are happy to see we aren't on a $3 bill. In fact, we forgot there were $2 bills, they are more of a curiosity - especially with a tabby on them.

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    1. Yeah way better looking indeed
      Have all speaking french with the oui oui seed

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  46. dude that was funny! where was I... waaaa...kidding.

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    1. haha got most at my coast
      Missed a few who only hit not many a post

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  47. hahahaha I really like my hairstyle on that one, I look so wind swept but classy at the same time. Maybe I should visit Slovenia now that I am on there money! Thanks so much for a much needed laugh!

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    1. haha they will treat you grand
      As you travel across their land

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  48. An improvement over the ones currently in use! :)

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    1. Yep, beats them all
      At every country's hall

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  49. So, I see lot of currency , which one shall get me a burger in macdonalds. I came to know from recent news that they don't accept trillion dollar note.
    My personal favorite - Anne.

    some really looks like trade fair head insert cutout board pictures. I have one mine taken as a astronaut from local planetarium.

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    1. haha yeah some look like that indeed
      Maybe you could use Anne for a burger at your feed

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  50. So, that's what I'm worth? Oh, well, nice to see that there are so many of me out there...

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    1. haha yeah tons more of you
      That there are 100's coming due

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  51. Ahahahahhahahha....
    What the heck is up with putting a mustache on me
    I have been trying to hide it so the world can't see
    Plucking and waxing and cleaning my face
    You made me look like such a disgrace

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    1. haha on a rhyming roll today
      I just gave he world a glimpse of your hairy display

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