Friday, March 21, 2014

A Sleeper On Deck, What The Heck?

So here they are once again at our bar. The two light hearted fools are showing a rabies nut who rules. Who has rabies you ask? I guess I can tell you and pull back the mask.

Some evil scientist guy,
Gives some evil cry.
He is so evil they say,
Helping Drazin come what may.

So Remembering Grace,
Goes to him with a smile on her face.
Migraines will be gone.
Sadly, it was a con.

Now she is left a freak.
She is really up the creek.
A hippie dippie werewolf thing,
Who has rabies and likes to cling.

She becomes a deck sleeper.
Really quite the creeper.
I hope she's not a peeper,
Or a deck weeper.

I guess we shall find out,
If she has any clout.
Or goes all Old Yeller today,
Put down or thrown in the bay.


Wow, did you see that? Truedessa squashed her flat. Beat her to pits with so many hits. I guess leeching wine stealers better watch out. She could really make them pout. Ever have hopes of being a werewolf type mass? You can confess to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

74 comments:

  1. A werewolf from migraine's medication
    One's life can be quite a consternation
    Evil scientist guy
    Is just no big buy
    Next time one must be better informed

    Hank

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    1. Yeah research away
      Could lead to a brighter day

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    1. nice one indeed...as I start the day with a laugh..

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    2. Yippee for me
      Glad I could bring glee

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    1. can't mess with the wine..it tastes so fine..lol..

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    2. On it you can dine
      And it can give at tingly spine

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  4. Lol - This is too funny..spinning, spinning, spinning
    after all that wine Truedessa might be grinning, grinning
    who is this evil scientist guy. trying to be so sly
    as remembering grace sleeps under the sky
    it must have been from all that wine she drank
    at least she didn't have to walk the plank..haha

    two lighthearted fools, always up to something
    who know maybe, next time they will be drumming..haha

    have a good day hun under your sun..don't come undun..lol..

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    1. "who knows"..in a hurry off to work I go, go, go so an error does flow..

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    2. In a hurry at your sea
      Another mistake to add to the spree
      They could be drumming indeed
      As much more comes due at their crazy feed
      That wine did the floor sleeper in
      That is just a sin

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  5. And here's another video
    as truedessa lets some aggression flow!
    ha.

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    1. Has to let it out
      With a scream and shout

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  6. Old yeller was a sad book

    most schools wouldn't even let you look

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    1. Yeah kept that away
      From many a school bay

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  7. Well I'm loving the southern accent, lol

    And I'm glad I drink wine next to never. ;)

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    1. You will be safe then
      There at your den

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  8. I must confess, this is the first video of yours that I have watched; it was very clever and cute; had to laugh about Truedessa not being happy that her wine was stolen; I do believe a wino or alcoholic always knows how much stash they have :)

    very well done!

    betty

    (who knew there was no way I could get this to rhyme today)

    betty

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    1. hahaha yes a wino always knows how much
      They can tell if some is missing even by a touch

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  9. So Fridays are like video posts? Need to go home and check it

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    1. Sometimes they are
      Here at my sand bar

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    2. Too cheap for Kentucky fried chicken? Migraine medication side effect?
      I don't want to turn to a monster, I will stay away from all.

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    3. haha best way to be
      To avoid a monster spree

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  10. "A hippie dippie werewolf thing,
    Who has rabies and likes to cling."

    That's pretty thorough. And yes, I've wanted to be a werewolf on occasion.

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    1. So you can bite people in the night?
      Grammar nazi is a fright

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  11. yikes...that werewolf looks like a creep,
    might need to lay off the wine if into your mind they creep
    or migraines, they can be such paines,
    thomas payne wrote common sense
    perhaps if we used a bit of it....

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    1. Yeah sure needs to be done
      At least by someone
      But common sense isn't common I guess
      Just make one big mess

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  12. Fun upon the ship again and they meet another foe
    This time Hippy-Dippy-Werewolf with a migrain on the go
    A true deck sleeper on the prowl
    Looking for a deck to howl
    She'll drink your wine and eat your food
    Thanks she's not sleeping in the nude
    Pummeled to evaporate, Trudessa did do
    Just where she went no one really knew
    Disco Dancing Red-Neck also well-remembered best
    Where'd she go, haven't seen her, could be she went out west

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    1. Disco dancing redneck is still out there
      She is someplace far more rare
      The utter of a cow
      She likes zits some how

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  13. Haha hope shes not a peeper? All I kept thinking was this girl was gonna go walking around the boat looking through cracks in the wood. lol!

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    1. lol well it would be helpful to know
      If a hole was about to show

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    1. Better run if they do
      Far out of her view

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  15. You've put me in the mood
    For a pirate movie and some food
    Might have to watch some Depp tonight
    With Ben & Jerry's chocolate just right

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    1. Just watch the first one
      The other 3 all should shun

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  16. Oh no, not the rabies. Loved the werewolf. lol

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    1. Down she must go
      When rabies were to show

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  17. I saw a few of those Kentucky rabid werewolfs a couple of weeks ago. Just give them some bourbon and they'll leave you alone.

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    1. Hmm good to know
      Will keep the bourbon handy at my show

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  18. These are too fun, Pat. No werewolves allowed. Contagious little buggers if they bite you.

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    1. Yeah have to run away
      Until the sun comes on display

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  19. Hmm, I think Sherry has the right idea:)

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  20. Those rabies shots are not a bit of fun,
    Like when that mean, strange dog bit my son.

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    1. Ugg glad i never had those
      Would give me woes

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  21. Where ever the werewolves wear marks, there is bound to be trouble!

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    1. Trouble and make it double
      Leave them in rubble

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  22. Ha, I hope he is not a peeper either.
    If he is, he definitely is not a keeper!!

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    1. Throw them all back
      Works for my shack

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  23. I take my wine seriously too!
    Way to go, Truedessa!
    I've been sitting here in my hotel lobby chuckling and laughing at your recent posts (only place I can get internet).
    You have really been on a roll, Pat!

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    1. haha been a fun roll
      Rather be at Hawaii though taking a stroll

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  24. Gosh someone I know started an older women's fashion line called Remembering Grace. It went under, sadly.

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  25. So Truedessa fell in rage -
    for stolen wine and food revenge.
    When werewolf with rabies comes
    be ready to turn on sitcom.

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    1. haha no horror for you
      As a laugh has to come due

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  26. Old Yeller is about all I understood. I used to show the movie to my students. Oh, I get the werewolves too. As an animal lover, I prefer them to vampires. And I make no sense at all.

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    1. Traumatize the poor kids did you?
      Oh what you put them through lol

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  27. When I was a little boy, I was bitten by a feral cat
    I wasn't too worried, for it was the size of a rat
    Then I thought, what if I get rabies and foam at the mouth?
    Ah the things we run into while playing in the woods in the south
    Luckily, all turned out well, no rabies at my bay
    And I never saw the cat again, not even for one day

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    1. haha rabies would sure suck
      Then you would have been crap outta luck
      Good thing it was just a mean cat
      Wanting to give you a bat

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  28. A woman and her wine should never be parted

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  29. A hippie dippie werewolf thing
    Sounds like my neighbor's hump hump fling

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    1. Maybe they howl all night
      So they don't bite

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    2. She howls go left
      Hump hump goes right

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    3. lol can't get it right
      As their howls take flight

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  30. She sounds like a mean drunk! Getting all fired up over a little stolen wine.
    I guess we all have our vices though. I'd take someone out for stealing my chocolate!

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    1. haha such a mean drunk indeed
      Chocolate makes you go all take heed

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  31. OH MY GODDESS...
    Chelsea and I were in hysterics over this, and then we had to keep checking to see if the the real floor-sleeper heard anything. LOLOLOLLLLZ
    I'm so sorry I didn't see it right away, my grandpa's at the hospital this weekend and it was hard to blog.

    THIS WAS GENIUS! A WORK OF ART! :)

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