Monday, March 3, 2014

Care To Sport Some Balls At Your Halls?

So the cat was in a sarcastic mood and decided to give a little attitude. What did he do? I guess you will have to scroll down to view.

Balls are had,
At many a pad.
Oh don't stutter,
Nothing much gutter.

Just spit and sputter,
Maybe even mutter,
As that cat will bring hate,
With this one at his gate.

Especially to those,
With fats toes.
Who outgrow their underwear,
While they sit and blare.

What was that?
Don't follow the cat?
I guess you need to hit play.
So shoot the birdie at your bay.

Or penetrate if you like.
Maybe that will get you a strike.
Nope, still not gutter.
Go ahead with balls all aflutter.


Now was that not fun? My the world is small except for one. Hit a ball over the wall at your bay? Did you and your balls sway? No, still not going gutter so no need to stutter. The cat even went for the glory having that duck word at the end of the story. Excuse me for being crass. It was just an observation from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

73 comments:

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    1. It's now #3
      Being free!

      Hank

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    2. Staying on top so far
      Not getting lost at your bar

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    3. ho ho ho catchy tune ho ho ho

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    4. I see Santa Claus

      but tomorrow is Mardi Gras

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    5. A catchty tune
      To impress a ho ho hoing loon

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    6. Santa likes to party too
      Maybe he's had a few

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    7. I want to comment on the first comment to

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    8. Seems all did today
      Here at my bay

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  2. I like balls...gumballs that is. :P

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    1. Don't like those
      They cause me woes

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  3. With sports with all its glory
    Running around all in a hurry
    Balls to chase
    Perfect in a race
    All in fun with some tall stories

    Hank

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    1. Some tall stories indeed
      But can be fun as you run top speed

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  4. Waiting to go to the hospital for test, this cheered me no end.
    Thanks Pat for sharing.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Glad I could cheer
      With my little rhyming rear

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  5. My favorite ball is baseball
    Ending with the World Series each fall

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    1. World should be banned from the title
      As in the world it doesn't idle lol

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  6. Now that's a trip through sports memory lane.
    Football will always be my favorite.

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    1. You like to watch the penetration you say
      Hmmm lol okay

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  7. You forgot peanut butter balls.Ooh, I see someone remembered gumballs. Good one!

    Sheri at Writer's Alley

    Home of Rebel Writer CREED 2014
    Mighty Minion Bureau Team #atozchallenge

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  8. Falls, malls, halls, calls
    They all rhyme with balls
    The balls I hate to see on the mat
    Are hairballs that are left by the cat

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    1. Cat calls for balls
      Fluffy ones at their halls
      Don't go to the gutter
      Yeah hairballs make me mutter

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    2. Pretty clever today Cat.... for so early in the morning...
      Well it's early in my morning. Ha

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    3. haha the cat can be clever
      Once in a while with his retort endeavor

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  9. i try not to play with my balls too much
    they can get pretty beat up
    and playing between the lines
    has never been a strong point
    spit sputter, getting mer-rier ha

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    1. Beat up you say
      Or just good and broken in at your bay
      Those lines sure blur
      Just cover them with fur

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  10. Nothing like wall to wall balls on a Monday!

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    1. Brings the place to life
      Free from stress and strife

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  11. The post about balls does drag the mind to the gutter,
    But sports requires balls of one kind. Or another.

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    1. Sports whether on fields or courts
      Need balls for their forts

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  12. We're all about the oblong, pig skin ball in our house. And every now and then the gutter kind get mentioned too. Oy. Five men in one house? The topic comes up.

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    1. haha bet the gutter gets much play
      There at your bay

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  13. Hmmmm, even Basil has lost his; but he doesn't seem to mind. LOL.

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  14. quite an assortment of sports
    and a catchy chorus too :)

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    1. Gave it a go
      As balls fly too and fro

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  15. Good song!
    I always did like how the 'World Series' was the US plus what, the Blue Jays? So American of us, LOL!!!

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    1. lmao, yep so nice of you
      To add one Canadian team to the world view

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  16. Great song. You're really good at making catchy tunes.

    All of my favorite sports don't even involve balls. However, in MMA, there's always gay man-wrestling, so it's not like I'm exempt from sexual puns. That's a relief.

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    1. haha no balls are to be had
      Well at least you can feel some a tad

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  17. Could only watch half way through...
    that got on my nerves, to tell the truth.
    haha.

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    1. haha poor poor you
      Now I know another way to get you going at my zoo
      Will have to have it sung to the green suit guy
      That would be grand to the eye? hahaha

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    1. haha another I can annoy
      That is a fun joy

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  19. orlin N cassie...hair balls N hairy ballz ta de dee vise we iz on...once again we canna heer de sound on yur mewvie........hizzzzzzzzzzzzz...we wood com plane ta de mgmt but then we wood be founded out bout sneekin round blogger at werk !!

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    1. haha yeah don't want work to know
      But then the food server may get the boot and always be home at your show

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  20. Another musical tune full of balls
    bouncing around your rhyming hall
    sports a millionaire's dream
    as the fans scream, scream
    wanting more, more, more
    owners are rich, fans are poor
    tune now stuck in my head
    with all that was said..

    Enjoyed it cat..sarcasm and all..lol..

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    1. haha sarcasm is grand
      In my litterbox land
      As the rich run about
      If they don't score they pout

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  21. What? No bikes? So sorry, could not resist
    Teasing you about something missing from your list

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    1. haha no balls on those
      They just need feet and toes

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  22. The world series is rather funny. World means who has the most money

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    1. That it seem to be
      World is full of crap as it flies free

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    2. Crap it is some days in many different ways

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    3. Crap tends to flow
      Whether you want it to or not at your show

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  23. A ball in the hand is worth two in the hole

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    1. Hmmm that could go the wrong way
      If the gutter were at play

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  24. We prefer pucks to balls . . .

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    1. See pucks it is
      Forget the ball biz

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  25. A video about balls
    haven't seen anything like that before
    but it was a catchy tune
    a good one to store!

    betty

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    1. Catchy is the way to be
      More about sports than balls though at my sea lol

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  26. Sports boiled down to balls and millionaires, about right

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    1. Glad I was right
      At my rhyming site

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  27. Thankfully, my daughter takes gymnastics and the other has an interest in swimming, so there's no ball sports involved here!

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    1. haha that is a good way to be
      Easy peasy at your sea

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  28. Hello Pat, as You may well know I through being hacked had to start a new blog.
    I remembered a few of just the few followers I did have and I have followed you, as your daily verse puts a smile on a lonely face. Did you intend likewise to follow me? I understand if not but would like to know.
    Have a nice day and look forward to your next post.
    Yvonne (who used to be WRITING FOR PLEASURE BLOG )

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