Friday, March 7, 2014

I May Offend As I Spoil The End!

The cat as the inside scoop today after working very hard at his bay. He just has to share with one and all. Better leave now if you want to avoid spoilers at your hall.


Before the end someone will get screwed.
They will find it fun, not rude.
Then things will go boom.
There will be lots of gloom.


The one time event will turn into two.
Next year another will come due.
Oh and damn it will be said,
So many times it hurts your head.


This is a big one.
You better run.
A robot will die.
None will cry.


A machine will ring a phone.
It will leave a message at the tone.
It will make no sense.
Oops, they forget to deposit ten cents.


A fairy tale character will die.
A few people will cry.
Then poof!
Alive again, just a goof.


 There will be a bash.
The Hulk will smash.
Maybe stop the case of the week.
Putting an NCIS wannabe act up the creek.


Someone will die.
Everyone will cry.
It will bring a big flood on.
Spoiling the rich guy's lawn.


The pair will whine,
About the divine.
30 minutes will pass.
Then they'll get shot in the ass.


People will get eaten.
They will be beaten.
Then look, a safe place.
They will take it to outer space.


Yippeee you will say,
At the end of the day.
Spin off number 3 is here.
CBSpinoff has no fear.

Sorry for spoiling the end. I know it is such a rotten trend. But the cat just could not wait to share the above's fate. You can send hate mail in mass. It does not bother my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

83 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Without a break, heavens!
      It's now # 7

      Hank

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    2. Close to double digits once more
      With your #1 encore

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  2. Cat may just be spoiling the fun
    Revealing the end before it's done
    Never you mind
    Wait till the end
    It's still enjoyable with a fine run

    Hank

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    1. Still will be fun to see
      Even if the cat is wrong with his spree

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  3. Great as usual, no matter about spoiling the ending.
    Yvonne.

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  4. Go ahead and spoil all that you see
    Because it will never bring annoyance to me
    We enjoy all we want at our hut
    And we never fall into a rut

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    1. Never into a rut
      Not even a rhyming nut

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  5. So basically a lot of characters die? I'm all right with that.

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    1. Yep, they kick the bucket
      But oh well, truck it

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  6. Love Walking Dead!
    Never before have I so enjoyed feeling dread
    And damn it will be said every ten seconds on 24
    And Jack Baeur will be tortured and made sore

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    1. Yep, shot and tortured indeed
      Then he'll drive around at top speed

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  7. No spoiling for me. And I like most of those shows, but the others, I don't know.

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    1. Not allowed to spoil for you
      Worth a try at my zoo

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  8. Some of these show I do watch
    as they are above the bar top notch
    Person of Interest and NCIS of course
    like the characters as they come out in force
    Supernatural would be at the top of my list
    you never know what will come out of the mist
    now, cat you ask did you spoil my day
    to that I say nay as I just saw a blue jay...
    guess what is coming it's around the corner "Spring"
    and I am waiting to see all that it may bring...

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    1. Three good ones indeed
      You watch at your feed
      A blue jay you say
      So the snow should go away
      That sure works for me
      A spring fling would bring glee lol

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  9. My favorite show is supernatural, although I watch some of the others. Never got into The Walking Dead though. Big surprise right there, I know. lol

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    1. Supernatural is a good one
      Need to give the walking dead a run

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  10. I just thought about Once today! I go through phases of liking it but I am glad there is a new season coming!

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    1. Yeah it is a fun one
      Sometimes it goes on a crap run

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  11. ha. if walking dead go to space they may jump the shark
    agents of shield could be better, a bit disappointing
    but my son like it, so i get along with it.

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    1. Yeah may be the Fonz and jump away
      If space is where they play
      Shield could be much better indeed
      Sucks how it hasn't been at its feed

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  12. Banshee by the folks at True Blood?
    I hope it isn't a pile of crud.
    The show Almost Human
    can leave me fuming
    when it shuts it door
    because I always want more
    it's a really cool show
    as you already know

    Elsie
    AJ's wHooligan in the A-Z Challenge

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    1. Nope, waaay better than the vampire crap
      Blows that off the map
      That one is good
      Who knows if it will be renewed in Fox's hood

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  13. Thanks for spoiling,
    Never annoying.

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  14. Now I don't have to waste time watching those shows. Nice to have a cat around who always knows.

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    1. The cat saves time
      Could do that and make a dime

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  15. I've seen one episode of "Almost Human," but that's it!
    How much further out of it can one git?
    Now "Survivor" that's my show!
    And Nashville is always on the go.
    I've been watching Y&R for over 40 years ~
    Yike's! Never thought that would happen here!
    Take care,
    at your lair!

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    1. Wow, out of touch
      With many and such
      But i guess 40 years of soap opera stuff
      Can leave you rough and tough lol

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  16. What? zombies are going to die? I might cry

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    1. They will also eat
      Some human for a tasty treat

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  17. A robot will die?
    I won't cry.
    While I love the show
    he's a robot, you know.
    That he comes back is a lock.
    After all, they did it with Spock.

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    1. Yep, back he'll come
      The same old chum
      Detecting dropped balls
      But no cat calls

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  18. You spoil nothing for me
    What's worse for network TV
    I'm still not interested one bit
    It's all a bunch of another word that fit

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    1. haha 99 percent of it is
      That is the tv biz

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  19. We seriously wondered why the new 24 wasn't called 12, now we know!

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    1. Yep, it will be back again
      99.99% guaranteed at my den

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    1. Spoiled at your bay
      So fun to cause dismay

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  21. Don't watch these shows
    so no endings
    have blown.

    Save perhaps
    the gas that passes
    from your
    little rhyming ass.

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    1. Well at least I gassed you
      That is fun to do
      And here 3 days in a row
      You sick at your show lol

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  22. Since I rarely watch TV
    no spoilers for me
    I'm not even aware of half the shows
    you know where all my time goes

    (computer :)

    betty

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    1. haha on the computer all day
      As you blog and play

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  23. Loved Banshee and NCIS and hope to see Almost Human!

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    1. Almost Human is a good one
      The other two are sure fun

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  24. I've heard good things about Once Upon A Time.
    Do you think it's sublime?
    I haven't watched any of it to tell
    Most of those shows should just go to hell.
    haha.

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    1. Agents of Shield and Revenge can go to hell
      They sure aren't swell
      One is okay
      The other need to drown in the bay
      Once Upon a Time is a little corny but fun
      Have to let your mind go for that one

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  25. You should know
    About another new show.
    "Resurrection" is coming down
    And it was filmed in my little ol' town.

    (Starts this coming Sunday night.
    And I plan to watch it, all right!)

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    1. I heard of that one
      Looks like i may give it a run

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  26. Ha, most of these shows are those I don't know!
    So spoil away, as it won't ruin my go!

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    1. Spoil away at my bay
      Okay, they all die in dismay

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  27. orlin N cassie...we iz knot a loud ta watch tee and vee.... tho R rockin awesum pal Godzilla iz due out with mewvie number... sum thin.... thiz MAY !!!! if ya find out who him iz gonna fite, cue uz in !!!
    heerz two a fun filled flounder week oh end

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    1. Yeah Godzilla comes soon
      Bet you'll be there for a screening at noon

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  28. No spoilers for me here
    have no fear!

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    1. Not a one?
      Have to try harder in my next run

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  29. I've seen one show on the list, ahhahahaha
    Most of 'em I haven't even heard of...I wonder if my kids will look back on their childhood and feel deprived that they don't have favorite shows. ;) My childhood faves are such a good memory!!

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    1. Good memories indeed
      I have too at my feed
      Hmmm what they never had
      They won't miss at their pad

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  30. Thank god I don't watch any of these shows. How about you put some spoilers for reality shows?
    I watch sleazy soap opera - don't ask me why. I am broken, no other explanation possible.

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    1. Not a reality show will ever be shown here
      Unless I berate it with my little rhyming rear lol

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  31. I love NCIS and Jethro in particular. Abby is cute too.
    Love your rhyming too. :) A poet I am not, even though my first published work was in a high school poetry anthology.

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    1. Don't have to rhyme at my sea
      Not all go on such a spree
      And yeah NCIS is good
      Watched at my hood

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  32. You spoiled that people die, oh my. My poor attempt at a rhyme

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    1. I even made you rhyme
      With my spoiler crime

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  33. You can spoil away
    it doesn't bother me anyway
    as I don't watch that many
    shows anymore, smiles

    Happy Friday ~

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    1. haha damn, need to get you
      Have to spoil something else at my zoo

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  34. I just got hooked on Once Upon A Time this past week.
    Thanks for the spoiler you four legged freak.

    Just kidding. I read that spoiler too, so no harm done ;)

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    1. haha when I wrote this I had no idea it would be so
      Just guessed and poof, it did show

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  35. You sum it up very well
    What the hell
    Nice try
    They all die
    Now don't spoil your end
    Your bum might offend
    LOL and I notice a smell....

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    1. A smell seeps out
      It smells like trout
      They all die
      Or get lovey dovey upon high

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  36. still haven't seen phil coulson's show yet

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    1. Not much to see
      It starts rather crappy

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  37. You hit on many of my favorites, you clever man.

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    1. Got many you say
      Damn, I'm good at my bay

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  38. You only missed one of my favorite shows in your spoiler tales,
    I love Justified where Raylan will go off the rails.

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    1. Yeah watch that one too
      Never popped in when my spoilers came due

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  39. The duo gets shot in the ass?
    How will they survive and go to mass?
    It can only get more crass.
    With bloody butts, they cannot pass
    As heroes who have strength and sass.
    I've no Tv, can't watch, alas.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Well at least that is fine
      No need to dash and dine
      As you won't see a shot to the ass
      That makes things rather crass

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  40. You can't annoy me by spoiling the end
    Go on and tell all, my tattle tale friend
    I like the reality TV shows you know
    So tell it all blow by blow.

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    1. haha that crap I can spoil too
      As it is scripted at their so called reality zoo

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