Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Over Exaggeration At Play Here Today!

You humans are always making scenes, such drama queens. Do you ever listen to what you say? Sadly, the cat does at his bay. It is such a shame that you think you are tame.

I'd kill to have that.
Cops may be waiting at your mat.
Not something I'd say,
Near any donut shop anyway.

My foot is killing me.
Is it going on an ass kicking spree?
That must take skill,
To kick your own ass at your hill.

I hate his guts.
Poor poor mutts.
What did their guts ever do to you?
Maybe upchucked a little spew.

Those prices are sky high.
Wow, all the way to the sky?
That does impress,
I must confess.

My baby is the cutest ever.
My you are clever.
Wrinkly Oscar the Grouch,
On greatness he sure does encroach.

Never have I seen....
But you just did at your scene.
So can't say never anymore.
How's that for a brain twist at my shore?

He's on fire!
It must be dire.
Wait! He's one ice,
And being paid a hefty price.

It was a long day.
Really at your bay?
You managed to stretch it?
My, I'd like to know how to do that a bit.

That rat was fifty feet long.
Okay, that is just wrong.
Even I'd run away,
From such a scary display.

My pillow is as hard as a rock.
That is such a shock.
A rock is hard you say?
Who knew that at their bay?

Those are just some of many many many you humans blurt out as you scream and shout. I suppose you have to get your point across or others may be at a loss. Would not want to confuse in mass, instead just keep giving reasons to ridicule you to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

81 comments:

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    1. #3 without a break
      Was a wee bit late
      But can one imagine
      6 mins for the asking!

      Hank

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    2. Truedessa, Mary and R
      Must have been away at their bar

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  2. Well I never!
    Oh boy, did you ever.
    And wow, who knew,
    I might have made it to number two!

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    1. That you did indeed
      And at super duper speed

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  3. I so wish I could get my point over to two of my children, they have THEIR opinion then go years without speaking to you. My point of view count for nothing.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Hopefully one day
      It gets over at your bay

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  4. I hate to say it, I don't think I've ever seen a really cute baby. (Yet another reason why I don't have kids. And it's a good thing,)

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    1. Yeah they aren't cute at all
      When they first pop out at ones hall

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  5. I used to yell quite a bit
    now I know there's no point to it
    people tend to listen when I'm calm
    rather than when dropping an F bomb

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    1. But sometimes it is fun
      To just let loose with an f bomb run

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  6. Blurting out in anger and frustrations
    One not in control in such a traction
    Pause a while
    No running wild
    Mood change a normal phenomenon

    Hank

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    1. Take a step back
      And no need to attack

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  7. Oh yes so much drama abounds
    Full of huffing and crying sounds
    People exaggerate the situation to a ridiculous level
    They even call someone they disagree with the devil

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    1. In charge of hell
      That may be swell
      Could stay warm in the winter
      Beats being a rat named Splinter

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  8. Iff I didn't speak English I'd know not the news
    Open the cupboard, head straight for the booze
    I've been so busy "I'll tear out my hair"
    "Bald as a billiard" who'd give a care
    But tomorrow things will "be right as rain"
    I won't take the left I may end up in Spain

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    1. Could take the right
      And board a flight
      Off to never never land
      Wouldn't that be grand?
      Or what the hell
      Do tell

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  9. Oh, the funny phrases we say!
    I'm guilty of some of those at my bay.

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    1. All say one or three
      Engrained in us at our sea

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  10. ha some of things we say are pretty astounding when you take it literally
    imagine an alien trying to decipher our -isms and nuances, they might think we are in a trance with the way we play the language dance.

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    1. Yeah they'd just give up
      Think we are as pathetic as a butt sniffing pup
      And go boom
      Bringing us doom and gloom

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  11. I had to laugh at a few of these phrases
    as I tend to say I had a very long day
    how I stretch that day really amazes
    throwing away the clock at my bay..

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    1. If you could bottle and sell it
      You'd be rich and a hit

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  12. orlin N cassie...wunder if cave menz ever said ther pillow be az hard aza rock??!!

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    1. Could they say such a thing
      Or only grunt at their wing

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  13. But what if a rock is actually used? Today I was amused

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    1. Then it would be correct
      Bet it be hard to stand erect

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  14. We do say some things that seem funny
    Now that you mentioned them here
    but I don't see us changing any time soon
    and maybe come up with new ones I fear!

    betty

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    1. Oh plenty of new ones will show
      And the old ones we'll always crow

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  15. I suppose if you didn't know we humans love exaggeration, we would seem like the untame ones!

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    1. Yep, seem very strange
      Far out on the range

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  16. You have a tempepaedic pillow
    You're a winner,
    Through days and dinner
    You'll know your sleep
    will be so deep
    and you'll wake up refreshed
    at the beep

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    1. Sounds like you know
      That pillow
      All to well
      Ready at the alarms bell

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  17. You know the saying I never understood? Slept like a baby. Who wants to sleep like a baby? They are up every 3 hours throwing a fit!

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    1. haha that is true
      They are up throwing fits all night on cue

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  18. To be as
    precise as
    a Cat
    now how
    boring is that.

    The colour
    we bring to
    the words that
    we sling and
    what pictures
    we paint
    dancing tongues
    across page
    to describe the
    mundane.

    So what's more interesting. To say, 'Cat, you're stupid" or "Cat, your a catastrophic idiot".

    It's still Winter as I'm smashing my printer.

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    1. Stupid is more direct
      catastrophic some may not be able to detect
      To big a word
      They may think it absurd

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  19. After a long day or two
    I'd corral wiley kids at my zoo
    Threaten with a great big frown
    To hang them from the Christmas tree upside down...

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    1. haha what a meanie you are
      Wonder how much hanging you could do at your bar

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  20. I hate my pillow when it gets as hard as a rock. Finding a comfortable pillow is very hard.

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    1. That it is indeed
      Arm is easier at ones feed

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  21. Some people have rocks in their head too, really hard rocks!

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    1. That never go away
      Dumb as a stump at their bay

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  22. Oh we humans can be mean
    A few even cause
    Quite a scene

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  23. This post is killing me!
    You crack me up.
    Oh no you didn't!

    ok...I'm done now. :)

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    1. See a doctor for that
      Get some crackfill at your mat
      Yes, I did
      Here's looking at you, kid

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  24. Personally, I think the term "over exaggeration" is a bit... er... over exaggerated. Not to mention somewhat redundantly repetitious in a repetitive way that tends to repeat itself over and over, again and again...

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    1. haha going right to the source are you
      The cat can't disagree at his zoo

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  25. Oh those are good ones. My head is killing me is one that I actually use often.

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    1. haha used it a time or ten
      Also at my den

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  26. LOL, I am still imagining someone trying to kick their own ass. That would keep one busy for a while. :D

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    1. haha yeah that would be rough
      Sure some have the stuff

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  27. Are you saying humans are all braggarts and liars?
    Kind of like having your pants on fire.

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    1. Pretty much the same
      Pants on fire would not be tame

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  28. Oh, I'm ready to smash a printer, all right. I just printed out my 340-page ms for the proofreader. Took me about 2 hours. *scowls at my HP*

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    1. Smash it each day
      Until it is in bits at your bay

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  29. A foot with a terrible mission

    pain without permission

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  30. Yes, indeed they are sky high..
    Makes me want to cry ;p

    Fun rhyme as always =-) And thanks for good luck on the house search. At the rate it's going I need all the luck I can get.

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    1. Hopefully luck comes due
      Pain in the arse searching for a new zoo

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  31. Killing and hate -
    low energy vibes at your gate!
    think and say
    in opposite
    positive way

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    1. The vibes shall flow
      All positive in a row

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  32. Im agree and maybe in your bay
    but I hzve to say my babies were the
    more cutest thing I ever seen lol
    hahaha sorry

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    1. hahaha all wrinkly and such
      So cute to the touch

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    2. They never be wrinkly.silly!
      They were really cute pfft!

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    3. haha hmmm okay
      I'll nod and agree at my bay

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  33. I'm trying to think about stretching the day...but it's try we always call days long or short, yet they really are the exact same length. Weird.
    We say 'pull the door up' - it means shut the door. How do you pull a door up?
    How about 'make your bed'? You're not really making your bed...

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    1. haha they are both true
      Making a bed would take long at ones zoo
      I'd need a lot of nails and glue
      For that to come due

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  34. Well, it is a bit like time travelling. On bad days, time just seems to stretch and when you are having fun time flies by...now if we could harness that we can build ourselves a time machine!

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    1. Then go get the lottery numbers and be rich
      We need to scratch that itch

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  35. You have made it perfectly clear
    we must listen carefully to what we hear
    we exaggerate each and every day
    hardly pay attention to what we say
    Another example of a great post
    you provide a service as a blog host
    today I will think about words I use
    & think carefully about expressions I choose!

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    1. Yeah no one thinks as they say
      So common this day
      Fun to step back and take a look
      At what is said at each nook

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  36. This one is amusing
    And oh so confusing
    They say easy as pie...
    And that's such a lie!
    The pi I'm talking about
    Makes you tear your hair out
    Unless numbers are your thing
    In that case you're a king!

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    1. Number I can do
      Here at my zoo
      So not so bad
      But can drive one mad

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  37. Now that you made me think of it... I guess we do have some pretty tough sayings.

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    1. Yep, many that are out there
      As people throw their hands in the air

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