Monday, March 17, 2014

Round Twenty Comes Due And They Still Have No Clue!

Happy saint me day! Here are some drunk nuts on display!

So the nuts are still here. They stick to my little rhyming rear. Maybe I need a scrapper of some sort? Hmm that idea could be rough so I will abort. Now without further adieu here are this session's search engine nuts for all to view.

"fickle pickles are really on my mind at the moment"

Hmm did it go down the wrong way? Or maybe come out kind of rough at your bay?

"disturbing animals at sea"

That could go many ways. Hopefully nothing to do with a loving gaze.

"Cordless kinky toys"

Wow, bet you were disappointed you found me. Sorry, this pussy cat doesn't do kinky.

"laughing butts"

A smiley faced butt? You sure are a nut.

"My ass is on fire"

Is it smiley too? If so, the above may put it out for you.

"crammed all night and day"

Did you pass? I hope it wasn't a mass.

"Do goo drops pollute?"

Eat one and try. Tell us if you die.

"GMO the devil"

 Well close I suppose as the rich pricks strike a pose.

"Fran won't clean my frying pan"

Fran is an angry lurker after all. Maybe you need to give him a cat call?

"good grils gone wild"

Wow, barbequing sounds dangerous this day in age. It must be all the rage. 

"droughts are so bad for me"

Which type are we talking about here? Wait! I don't want to know out of fear.

"Can you see what I see"

Nope, and I'm thankful for that especially if you are any of the above at my mat.

"Funky ties on zebras and their mates"

Quite the fetish you have at your sea. I guess if funky tie wearing zebras are your cup of tea, carry on. Just do it after dawn.

"Sugar is the life I need"

Death you will get soon. Go chew a spoon.

And the winner for today really must have a lot of time to play. At least they can amuse themselves I suppose. They'd also scare away any likely foes.

"My nuts dangle to the left after I'm done"

Okay!!!!!!! More than I needed to know at my bay. I am not even going to go there as who knows if dangling left syndrome can be caught at ones lair. But then since a snip snip has come to pass I am a safe little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

92 comments:

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    1. Now it's #3
      Just go easy!

      Hank

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    2. 3 in a row
      Wait until next monday at my show lol

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  2. Someone actually typed in 'funky ties on zebras AND their mates'...what does that even mean?
    This is so fascinating. A look into the strange and creepy, yes, but also fascinating!

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    1. Fascinating is a word to use
      As the scary creatures can amuse

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  3. They are still around
    Never seem to learn
    Being nutty
    Just a pity
    Happy being spurned

    Hank

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    1. Must like it indeed
      As many more take seed

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  4. #4
    slowly moving up at my shore
    LOL at cordless kinky toys
    How on earth do people find you with that search engine joy?

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    1. Must be a word or phrase
      Then they come to gaze
      Scary indeed
      #4 is getting close to #1 at my feed

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  5. Dangling to the left? Something you're not telling us, Cassie?

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    1. Snip snipped at our sea
      No dangling or glee

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  6. Ha, I am glad no one finds me via search engine. Smiles!

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    1. Oh I bet they do
      You just don't look at your zoo

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  7. Find me a shamrock under a tree
    Have even maybe a cuppa green tea
    Get away from the nuts on St. Paddy's Day
    Dream on and on and wish it were May
    ~~~~~~~
    Happy Celebrations on this Irish day

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    1. I get away from them all
      As they are nuts at every hall

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  8. I'm very happy that so far I've only gotten things like 'mail' 'rosey' and 'giveaways' for the hunt to find my blog. :)

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    1. Geez nothing fun?
      You need to give some weird words a run

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  9. i am a to the right kinda guy personally
    how odd, i never gets such cool searches
    hope you are wearing green,
    a pinch today could cause a scene

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    1. I have a green water bottle at my sea
      Does that work for thee?
      Right you say
      Hmmm didn't need to know at my bay haha

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  10. Your search engine nuts really are the best. Do they hang right or left--or does it depend on the fest? Happy St. Patrick's Day at your fine green cat-filled bay!

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    1. They come from near and far
      Maybe they hang on par

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  11. Sometimes it pays to search and sometimes it's best not to. :)

    One of my favorite phrases and I say it way too much is, "I'll Google that."

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    1. Google away
      And you may find my bay
      Just be careful what you say
      Could be here on display

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    1. You want some toilet paper?
      Going to pull off a caper

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  13. That was a stupid paw slip! Happy St. Rhyming Ass Day!

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    1. That has a nice ring
      May have to use that next spring

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  14. They dangle to the left after you're done? After you're done doing what? You know what, I don't want to know. These people all need help that goes far beyond the powers of Google.

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    1. Well there are many things I suppose
      I bet little involve wearing clothes

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  15. Dang that sugar. More addictive than heroine, I hear. ;)

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    1. I guess they are needy
      Hopefully not seedy

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  16. Oh, my. Where do you get this stuff! LOL

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    1. lol they find me
      I just look in my stats and see

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  17. Drunken wisdom is true wisdom. Your stat reads all these? Funny. So all Irish after heavy drinking follow rainbow and find pot of gold?
    I thought after heavy drinking everyone rushes to potty and do see colors lots and lots of them.

    Kiss me I am not Irish :) happy st.patricks day Angry and Anne!

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    1. Stats have all of these found
      More and more crazies abound
      To the loo they go
      And let it flow

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  18. A little TMI at your bay today, cat. I love the one about Fran. Just made me laugh at his Irish butt.

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    1. They brought it on
      And bah never tmi at my lawn

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  19. Maybe he should be glad they still dangle at all.
    Stuck in one spot would be like lockjaw. lol...

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    1. lol oh that would suck
      And one would sure be outta luck

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  20. I see the nuts once again found your hut
    to their surprise a rhyming cat does strut

    Happy St Patrick's Day wearing green at your bay?
    perhaps, a bit of luck will come your way..

    Sailing the bounty seas searching for that pot of gold
    from here to there who knows what we might behold..

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    1. ps..not sure I want to know what is dangling..

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    2. Well you said you saw nuts
      Did you also see butts?
      Either way now you know
      Which way they dangle down below lol

      You walked into that
      Hopefully something good beholds the cat
      Like that pot of gold
      Move somewhere where it is never cold

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    3. haha very funny..no butts
      just some dangling nuts

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    4. Oh a front view
      Eyes stuck like glue

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  21. Left or right, so there's a bit of dangle to it,
    My mind could do without that little bit.

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    1. Not an image you wish to think
      In the gutter your mind may sink

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  22. I agree, that last one was TMI!

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    1. haha but they wanted to share
      Maybe hoping some would stare

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  23. Waa haa haa haaaa! That last one definitely was the winner. I love to see what searches bring people to my blog too. There are some weird people on the internet. I should know since I'm one. lol.

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    1. haha you type such things in too
      Oh so you were a scary in view lol

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  24. I think dangling is a much better option than shriveling up and disappearing, no?
    I think Google is sending me a message. I get things like "big fat moms" finding my hut. Google is not very nice...

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    1. haha yeah much better indeed
      Hmmm diet time at your feed

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  25. orlin N cassie...we haz noe danglin dinglinz either....frum de sounds oh it, we guess we iz glad.....boomer & toona

    anda Irish blessin ya can act shoe a lee reed & understand coz itz knot in trout ♥

    May the good saints protect you
    And bless you today
    And may troubles ignore you
    Each step of the way
    Happy St Patrick’s Day !!

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    1. Nice little rhyme
      And yeah all are snip snip, what a crime

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  26. I have no idea why I laughed so hard at this but "Fran doesnt clean my frying pan" ?!?! All I can picture is a middle aged man frustrated with his wife that works full time and doesnt fit the home maker role and he is googling a replacement lmao!

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    1. LOL never thought of that
      But maybe they want a replacement at their mat

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  27. Sugar, sugar I crave.
    I hope it doesn't lead to my grave. :)

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    1. At least you'll have fun
      And be hyper as you run

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  28. Nuts come in droves to hound your site
    Beware of those that fail to dangle right
    The root of it all, though, Cass my man
    Is that Fran won't clean my frying pan.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Fran is such an angry jerk
      Maybe you need to hire a clerk

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    1. Glad it was fun
      As the nuts are given another run

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  30. My gosh, never a dull day when one goes searching at your bay!
    Certainly interesting topics come to view, it can be a bit crazy at your zoo!

    betty

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    1. Crazy is the way to be
      Always keeps things lively at my sea

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  31. *shakes head*

    You never cease to CRACK ME UP. :)

    And I seriously wonder why I always feel the need to smash a printer after I read your posts...

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    1. haha that itch must be scratched
      Smash a printer and leave it debris batched

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  32. Your search engine axioms are never dull are they.

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    1. Nope, some grand ones always find me
      Or scary, but they let it fly free

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  33. Great as ever Pat. be late in the day but enjoyable all the same.
    Yvonne.

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  34. Been a while, I love all the great rotating art for your banner. Styling!

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  35. It's a worry... especially those pickles ;)

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    1. Those pickles say danger
      Better see them and be a stranger

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  36. Fran won't even wash the dishes

    smells like fishes

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    1. Maybe he doesn't like fish
      So doesn't do as one would wish

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    1. Here they seem to stay
      Guess they like my bay

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  38. Droughts are bad? What kind of drought?

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    1. Don't think I wanna know
      Could be a scary show

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  39. A smiley faced butt?
    Hmm, do tell...
    I'm busting my gut
    that your face somehow fell.

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    1. Get a magic marker
      Sure to impress a barker

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  40. You can see what I see
    Happy (St.) Patrick's at your sea!

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  41. St. You Day... Ha ha ha!
    Funniest thing I ever saw!
    Of course, which way it hangs
    Isn't something I think about under my bangs

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    1. haha no need to think about that
      Always saint me day at my mat

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  42. Zebras,
    Ganeebras
    Too many Guinnessesh
    now things are aminiss

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    1. I'd say
      Hopefully you slept it off at your bay

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  43. I wonder if they knew the angle of the dangle? Hope you had a Green St Paddys Day!

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    1. haha not sure they went that far
      But could have drunk at the bar

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