Monday, March 31, 2014

The Crazies Give The A To Z A Go At My Show!

The cat was out and about when he heard a familiar shout. It was Gung and Ho, both of whom are rather slow, sitting on a stump. It might have even got stuck up Gung's rump.

"So Ho, think we should give the A to Z a go?"

"Gung, is your bell rung? But okay, it can't be hard to post every day."

The pair sat there and tried to think. I bet there are more brains in a kitchen sink. But they gave it a go while I hunted down a crow.

"A is for Panama, right Gung?"

"No, I think it is for lung. Air goes into a lung so lungs need A to have a nice day."

"But A is in Panama three times. Without A, Panama may as well just home mimes."

They argued back and forth for quite a while. They even used language that was rather vile. That is when they agreed on one, at least for a few seconds before going on another argument run.

"Ass! That gets an A pass."

"Yeah Ho, look at us with the A to Z flow."

"Wait Gung! An ass is a donkey and there is now A, not even in its dung."

"Damn! We almost had one. Lung is still the most fun."

They were still hung up on A. They went back and forth on it throughout the whole day. Finally they just skipped to the end. These two could drive anyone around the bend.

"Ho, Z is the hardest one. Let's give that a run."

"Gung, what are you doing? Were those sleeping pills you were chewing?"

Gung fell asleep and started to snore. You know how much I love that at my shore. Ho caught on to his lame brain thing and fell asleep too giving a snoring ring. The cat was not about to take that again. I grabbed a nearby pen. I stuck it in Gung's ear and it went right through. It was a perfect view. They woke up before I could have much fun. But I still drew on their face a ton.

"Ho, I got the best idea ever. Z is for sleep, I'm so clever."

"Gung, that is great. Now we can solve them all at any rate."

"We just need to sleep on it. Then we will get them bit by bit."

"Look at our reflection in the pond. C is for clown, it was given to use from beyond."

"We have a fairy godmother, Ho. An A to Z one, bro."

The pair looked around for a few hours expecting someone to show up with powers. Then they decided to sleep once more. I took off so I did not have to hear them snore. Somehow I do not think they will pass the A to Z like my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. It's now sweet #16
      Young and gallivanting!

      Hank

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    2. Still flying high
      Always on time and spry

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  2. An A to Z for the whole month
    A grip on one's concentration
    But it should be ok
    Keep others at bay
    Giving a try out at least for once

    Hank

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    1. Easy to do
      At my zoo
      Have one each day
      Anyway

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  3. Z for sleep might put people asleep

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    1. That it could
      Some may need it in their hood

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    1. Both of you - don't you get tired? Get a dictionary or Rosetta stone - there are 26 alphabets but you have ocean of words..try something new please...

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    2. You both are made for each other. Why bother..

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    3. haha easy to copy and paste
      On R why real words waste

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  5. They were certainly creative with their ideas.

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    1. At least there is that
      With the brains of a bat

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  6. Is there someone with power?
    Then A to Z wii be covered,
    or how to explain to the muse
    she/he will think: it's abuse...

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    1. The power could be
      All in the head of me

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  7. Go to the A-Z, Go to entertain me. See you then!

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    1. It will entertain
      Much one can gain

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    1. The A to Z will keep everyone on their toes
      tell me, will anyone catch any zzzz's
      I think I'll doze and dream of a rose..
      have fun with the challenge, cat is a pro
      he's all done with the A to Z at this show...
      his mind is quick with the rhyming flow

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    2. Easy to do
      At my zoo
      No mistakes like little old you
      Didn't want the bad spelling in view?
      No one can catch the cat
      Way ahead always at my mat

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  9. Still not over the snoring, huh.
    lol....

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    1. lol that sticks in the head
      Oh the dread

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  10. Not participating in the everyday A to Z thing, too much for me ~

    Put I suppose you are all ready to go till like July, smiles ~

    Spring is finally here ~

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    1. lol all ready to go until almost august now
      So the a to z doesn't make me have a cow

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  11. Gung and Ho what a pair
    We'll see them on the Challenge stair
    With lofty words and lack of sleep
    They'll follow like a pair of sheep
    Tomorrow's the day, the rush begins
    The a to z of all our sins

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    1. Sins you say?
      Is that the theme of your bay
      Could get juicy there
      At your duck buying lair haha

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  12. lol Methinks you may be right. Should be interesting!

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    1. That it should be indeed
      In brain cells they are in need

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  13. The A to Z is not for me
    I don't have enough brain content to post daily
    But I admire those that do
    Like you at your zoo

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    1. Just a big break for me
      Makes it nice and easy following a to z

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  14. If this is just a sample of A through Z I think I'm hooked. It's like the back alley of Sesame Street. "A, A is for Ass. B, B is for Black Tar Heroin..."

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    1. haha the back alley of sesame street
      Hmmm that idea is neat

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  15. Hahaha. They are 21st century Shakespeare, methinks. :)

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    1. They sure think so
      Too bad they are very low

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  16. ha i could use some of the letter Z
    i was up too late working on a paper and lost sleep
    so gung and ho will run your show A to Z
    whooptifrigginD
    ha

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    1. Gung and Ho ran out after one post
      So I sent them to the coast
      Hopefully those zzzz's come due
      Can't have a half eye opened gawker at your zoo

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  17. Of course it can't be hard to post every day
    for someone as clever as you
    heck you managed to do 24 posts in one day
    a fact that was very true!

    have fun with the challenge!

    betty

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    1. haha yeah A to Z is just a break
      Makes posting easy, piece of cake

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  18. I think I saw Gung and Ho on the late show once!

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    1. Wow, they get around
      I guess they are more famous than that lassie hound

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  19. Haha! Me thinks your A to Z challenge will be action packed with a lot of fun.

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    1. It should be fun
      Although a few posts may make many run

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  20. Zevilithiavan a
    word with a z
    too bad it
    was made up
    by little old me.

    Pfft, people will want a pat on the back for the A-Z, but the Cat does this 365 days a year. Silly little happy people :)

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    1. Made up words are the best
      Yeah they get a pumped up chest
      But nothing new to me
      365 days a year and a 24 post in one day spree

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  21. Should be a fun month for all of us.

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    1. haha might disturb some too
      As there are things to view

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  22. Looking forward to reading cat's A-Z posts!

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    1. Should be fun
      As always under my sun

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  23. Looking forward to what you'll do with your A to Z posts.

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    1. Have much planned indeed
      Here at my feed

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  24. I bet you finished your alpha-posts
    Months ago but do not boast
    The rest of us will have some fun
    Doing alpha blog post hits and runs.
    So enjoy, cuz
    I know yours will be
    Fun and silly for all to see.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha they may scare
      Also at my lair
      And yeah was done months ago
      Doing July now at my show

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  25. Pat, Gung and Ho sounds like wonderful characters for a picture book. Perhaps you're working on one in your bay, er I mean at your nook. :-)

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    1. haha They would have some fun
      Although with those two, yet to do one

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    2. So what are you waiting for?
      We need good lore. :-)

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    3. Hmm thinking
      In an idea is sinking

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  26. Finally a story about snoring at your bay
    Snoring in my book is pretty okay
    Much louder than the neighbor's butt
    Getting his rocket all stuck in a rutt
    That mutt

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    1. hahaha don't like the oooo and ahhhhh each day
      They neighbor just likes to play

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  27. If I'd thought of 'sleeping on it', my posts would have been complete by now. :)

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    1. haha all should do that
      Much easier at each mat

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  28. I followed Pat's example and had my posts ready and waiting.

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    1. That is the way to be
      Easier for the a to z

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  29. Woo hoo! Can't wait to see what you come up with for AtoZ!!!

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    1. haha some will be fun
      Some a scary run

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  30. No A to Z for me
    But I'll be checking in at your sea
    Just the thought of posting daily gives me a freight
    If I were to try I would become quite a sight

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    1. Well start now at your sea
      Then by next year you'll be done with your a to z spree

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  31. orlin N cassie...well, ya gotta give gung & ho Credit for tryin !!

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    1. Yeah at least the try
      As their brains fry

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  32. 'Z is for sleep.' Can't argue with that one;)

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  33. I've been seeing it around. I'm glad it's not something I missed (which is what I thought after reading another blog). Looking forward to seeing what you've written.

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    1. Nope, all of April it will be
      Posting every day, nothing new to me

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  34. I am not doing the A to Z ... no time and now warmer weather is coming and I want to get outside and enjoy it

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    1. Let's hope the warmer weather comes
      And winter still doesn't beat its drums

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  35. they could make some interesting a to z posts

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    1. That they could
      Could be dull as wood

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  36. I will look for your A to Z
    always fun to see what is at your tree
    I will be here to see
    you can depend on me!

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    1. Always at my shore
      With just about every addition to my lore

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  37. The A to Z challenge is back again? Seems like it was just here! How time sure does fly when you are having fun. I am too lazy to post every day. But I'm sure your ambitious little ass already has yours completely done, pre scheduled for posting :)

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    1. haha my ambitious little ass is almost done July
      Time sure does fly

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  38. Maybe I should try this A-Z challenge but eh. You do it way better than I would =P

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    1. You never know
      Could be fun at your show

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  39. Happy A-Z eve and more. Good luck with the arguments at your shore. If A takes that long, B could be like ping pong.

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    1. B was easy to do
      At least a nice view

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  40. Z is for sleep

    S is for sheep

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  41. A is for April
    I think I will
    Stop and chill
    Cause I've had my fill

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    1. Already had your fill
      May needs to come to your hill

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  42. I haven't a hope in hell of publishing every day ~
    but I'll enjoy seeing what you do at your bay!
    24 in one day ~ 1/day should be a walk in the park!

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    1. haha yep, easy as can be
      Here at my sea

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  43. Looking forward to reading your A to Z posts.

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  44. If anyone can pull off A to Z,
    It certainly will be thee
    It may indeed cause some to catch some ZZZs
    But others it will surely please
    Deep inside I suspect 26 posts all done
    Up in advance at your sun...

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