Saturday, March 15, 2014

Where Did It Go At My Show!

Ever lose something at your show that you look for high and low? But you know you put it down there. Then the damn human gives you an evil glare. We always get the blame for such a claim.

Where is the watch?
I never drank scotch.
It was right there,
As always at my lair.

Not down the crack.
Stolen by a boogeyman pack?
Not under the bed,
Watch as he scratches his head.

Pat can't find it.
We are blamed at our pit.
But it wasn't me.
I bet it was Cassie.

But he keeps staring at me,
Like I hid it up a tree.
I just eat the toilet paper,
Never had a watch caper.

Under this and under that.
Not there at our mat.
In a crack and in a drawer.
Nope, this is quite a chore.

At least Pat gets exercise.
The cat is oh so wise.
I mean Cassie is wise.
I was too busy chasing flies.

And then he gives up,
Like a silly pup.
Gets a new one,
And hides it which is no fun.

Then one faithful day,
We buried things deep at our bay.
So he had to dig to get it,
In other words it was umm spit.

Whalla! There it was below.
It could still glow.
Cassie buried it in the box.
What a sly fox.

What? It was not me.
I don't bury things with glee.
Pat just should have looked a little deeper.
The litter box is like the watch grim reaper.

Maybe the cat just wanted to say it died. I buried it with pride. I mean Cassie did it, it was not me that created the litter box pit. I guess Pat will just have to stay on his toes so he suffers no more such woes. At least we did not bury it in grass. I am such a thoughtful little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

69 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Got back #1
      Starting a new run!

      Hank

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    2. Starting anew
      Hopefully R doesn't come after you

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  2. Aha! the litter box is a safe bet
    Hiding things that belong to Cats
    Smelling butts is taboo
    Cats only smell poo
    The box is as safe as one can get!

    Hank

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    1. Safe as can be
      Blocked out by the smell of pee

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  3. I once lost my wedding ring,
    Looked high and low.
    Many months did pass
    But still it didn't show.

    Then I had a dream,
    In it I saw my ring.
    In the cocktail cabinet,
    Yes, it was there....the elusive thing.

    Yvonne.

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    1. haha sometimes it finds us
      Or we board the dream bus

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  4. Cats like kids love to hide things from us.

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    1. Yep, that they do
      Making their own stash at their zoo

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  5. Come come Orlin, do confess
    It may be more, it may be less
    You blame little Cassie
    A shy little lassie
    Did you really hide the ticker
    This case gets stickier wickier
    A clever place to stow I do agree
    Yuck mingled in with all that kitty cat pee


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    1. And never to be worn again
      Time is gone at our den
      The cat rules all
      No ticking on the wall

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  6. I am losing things all the time
    Things as large as a remote and as small as a dime
    My horrible memory doesn't help matters
    Nor does the fact my brain is ADHD scattered

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    1. Need to add a little ocd
      Then you'll never lose a thing at your sea

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  7. its funny yvonne, i did the same, it was the bank examiner that found it in one of our bank files, i am fairly good abt making sure things make it to the bowl by my bed, its the first place i check when somethings gone to hid

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    1. When you have a cat that would raid the bowl though
      Never know where things will blow

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  8. Buried in the litter box? It's yours now, cat!
    The worst is when you not only lose something, but halfway through searching for it you forget what you were looking for.

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    1. Yep, cat can keep it
      haha yeah that is worse by a bit

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  9. I hate it when I lose something. I lost an E-drive memory stick for an eternity, and have only just found it. Luckily, as I was going to buy a new one.

    A nice piece that I enjoyed reading. Cute post.

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

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    1. Makes it grand when it is found
      And you realize it never went to the pound

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  10. Losing things is ever fun. I have lost a ton

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    1. Hopefully they were found
      And not by a hound

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  11. I am always losing my keys, dark glasses, a ring, a watch.
    Thankfully not my mind....LOL.

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    1. haha the mind needs to stay
      But losing a little bit of it can leave you having fun at your bay

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  12. hahahahahaha

    My oldest son and his cousin (5 and 6 respectively) were at my MILs and buried a big jar of change in the yard. Unlike your watch, the change nor the jar was never recovered. :)

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    1. haha could be some money of worth in there
      Maybe a coin that is rare

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  13. I hate losing things. Sometimes it is through absent mindedness - like the time the car keys ended up in the fridge!

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    1. haha that is the time
      When a vacation should be in its prime

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  14. I try to keep things in the same place but sometimes I totally forget where I kept them ~ Nowadays reminders help me, so I don't forget important appointments ~

    Happy weekend ~

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    1. So far I can keep everything in my head
      Unless the cat steals it off the bed

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  15. smiles... my son was always good with finding things as he has his eyes everywhere - even when his friend's mom couldn't find something in her own house, she used to ask him and voila - he mostly knew...

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    1. haha that is a good thing to have indeed
      Find everything at super speed

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  16. Orlin hid it I have no doubt
    just to see Pat look all about
    buried in the box at your mat
    did you watch him dig it out

    I think I've lost a thing or ten
    over time at my den..

    Hate in when I can't find my keys
    so now I always keep them in my purse..

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    1. Keep them in one spot
      Sure does help a lot
      Unless a cat gets into it
      Then that may confuse a bit haha
      Dug it out
      The tossed about

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  17. I had a cat,
    such brat.
    She pawed my glasses
    while I napped.
    Off the table
    onto the floor
    swept under the bed
    like they were no more.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha they like that
      Making things scat
      Knock things over
      As bad as rover

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  18. Our cat liked to hide many things under the rug with a clever paw,
    It hurts to step on things unseen and as one walks in the hall.

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    1. Yeah that really does hurt the feet
      So not very neat

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  19. At first I thought you might have had your cat neutered and he was wondering where they went. I often wondered when a cat or a dog come out from surgery and go to lick their you know what..... what do you think they think?
    WHERE DID IT GO????

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    1. haha yeah they seem to be okay with it
      After they lick a bit

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  20. The cat is always hiding
    little things everywhere
    and then tries blaming
    the dog or the owner
    Haha :)

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    1. haha yep, cats blame all
      Except them at their hall

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  21. I don't want talk about bury things or bury persons:(

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    1. At least it wasn't you
      You are already buried at your zoo

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  22. Yep, just like here. My Dad lost his mind and it still hasn't turned up!

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    1. Maybe the green guy took it
      And at least he still has wit

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  23. I knew it! I knew kitties were thieves!
    All along, I've been frantically searching for lost items myself, while my kitty watches me with that sweet innocent look on her face, not even cracking when I ask her where my stuff was.
    Now I know...and yeah, I guess she can have it all! No way am I going excavating to find it.... :(

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    1. haha no way you want the litterbox treasures
      Let her have her simple pleasures haha

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  24. So cats cant learn to use lamp posts?

    I loose things all the time. I don't know many say maybe I am getting old but I blame it on being a mommy - million things and million items to find and zillion items to hide.

    So, what next you are going to use a keyfinder in your litter thingy?

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    1. haha no keyfinder there
      I just keep things hidden at my lair
      Where the cat can't knock them about
      And make me try and figure things out

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  25. speaking of burying, my dog never really did it with anything. She would take a dog-treat bone and carry it to the storage building (like a garage) then just bark at it for a few minutes.

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    1. haha oh yeah, that is strange
      I guess all animals have some quirks at their range

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  26. The Cassie - so wise,
    and Orlin - chasing flies?
    Oh, give me a break -
    Who, cats, pulling a leg?

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    1. Cats pull and hide
      In in they take pride

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  27. The little sh!t
    buried it in the pit
    That doesn't take any wit
    The Human woulda pitched a fit
    Over it!

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    1. Buried and gone
      Tossed out on the lawn

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  28. We've lost a few things and they were never found.
    We blame Alex as his OCD abounds! haha.

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    1. haha threw them away
      To make for a cleaner bay

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  29. Yes as a matter fact
    lost something today at our place
    something son needed for work
    to put cars in their place

    he couldn't find the key
    to get into the parking lot
    we looked high and low
    and find it we could not

    not sure what he is using
    tonight while at work
    having others valeting with him
    could be just the perk.

    betty

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    1. Where do they go
      When they don't show
      Not here or there
      Maybe the pup ate it at your lair haha

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  30. Humans are fools
    Says the cat who drools

    Hi Pat!

    Denise

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    1. Never will happen
      Or he'll end up flappin

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  32. The cat sounds like he want attention or is a clepto

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    1. A clepto fits
      As he buries things where he umm shits

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  33. When something goes missing here, it's almost a sure bet one of the dogs stole it. Those sneaky bastards need to be watched every second of the day. Worse than kids they are!

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    1. haha pets sure are that way
      Take the stuff and run and play

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