Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Who Needs Huts When You Got Butts!

The cat has always known that mutts like to sniff butts. That is just a thing they do. They do it to more than a few. But it seems to be spreading like a disease. This could be worse of an outbreak than fleas on knees.



 At first it was just this.
A merry go round bit of bliss.
Mutts just waited in line,
For a smell they found divine.


Then it moved to a human rump.
I guess it beats a leg hump.
So it was not all bad.
For some humans fun was even had. 


 Then they went deeper.
This one was a keeper.
They wanted undies everywhere,
To go away so they could stare.


Then it jumped to cats.
They were sniffing butts like ding bats.
Oh say it isn't so.
That is a whole new low.


Baboons were doing it too.
Just relaxing with a butt in view.
This was really going to hell,
As all stopped for a smell.


 Even Cassie got in on the act.
It is such a sad fact.
Thankfully it was not mine,
Just some other random feline.


Humans were the last.
But they also joined the cast.
Wrestling and butt sniffing,
A new sport, Whiffing.


They did it here, there and everywhere.
It was no longer rare.
Even at the grocery store,
Humans would stop to explore.


It went right to the top.
Although this could be a flop.
Cross species butt sniffing,
Sure adds a whole new dimension to Whiffing.


But never fear.
There is good news I hear.
Crotch sniffing has yet to catch.
So some balls none will try and fetch.

What can we do to stop this? Are you engaged in butt sniffing bliss? Do you think you deserve the Whiffing title? I hope you don't sit there and idle. Do you like a large or small mass? Either way, I'm going to cover my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

75 comments:

  1. I wouldn't enjoy a brown mess in my face.
    No butt sniffing in my place!

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  2. The mutts sure have some competition
    Pretty obvious it is a new development
    A little sniff
    and a whiff
    It works out to a whole new experience

    Hank

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    1. New development at play
      As they go on such a display

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  3. Oh Pat this is hilarious, thanks for cheering me today.I'd hate for anyone so sniff mine for obviousl reasons..
    Good write and wonderful to read.
    Yvonne.

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    1. haha what? wouldn't be rosey?
      also wouldn't be cozy

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  4. thank goodness the crotch sniffing has not joined in
    though Spinal Tap made people grin
    with sniff the glove...
    now that is love
    and bung invasion
    in awkward occasions

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    1. Awkward is the word
      For it would be a bit absurd
      But no flipping the actual bird
      At least that is the word

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  5. Butt sniffing in humans would be taboo
    But in animals, it's just what they do

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    1. Sadly humans are doing it though
      As the above can show

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  6. This post is very disturbing.
    But happy Wednesday to you anyway. :)

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    1. The cat just reports the news
      As humans pay their dues

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  7. Why did you share those pictures with me?
    It's something I can never unsee.

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    1. Now you can scare the nightmares away
      Just think of this display

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  8. Sniffing butts is trouble. When even the Prez does it, it's double. The language of flowers, wait, do butts have those kind of powers? I wouldn't know, but thanks for the show.

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    1. Proves he has little up there
      As he bends down without a care

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  9. That was fun. I now must run before something sniffs my buns

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    1. Keep them under lock and key
      or someone may go on a spree

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  10. Butt sniffing in dogs, alas is true
    Unfortunately tiz just what they do
    They meet to greet and grab a sniff
    And go on their way without a tiff

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    1. Humans want to try
      As they give the cry
      Here's mud in your eye
      But the mud is a lie

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  11. Sniffing butts is nuts but when I worked on the hospital wards it was mandatory!

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    1. Nasty as can be
      A butt sniffing spree

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  12. Sniffing butts is nuts but when I worked on the hospital wards it was mandatory!

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    1. Liked it so much
      Had to say it twice and such? lol

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  13. The wrestlers had me rolling!! That is so stinking funny!! (pun intended)

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    1. haha he sure got a good whiff
      Might make his hair stiff

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  14. Always count on Orlin for a classy topic...

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  15. I think I will stick to window whiffin'!!!

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  16. Gross!!! What an ugly thing to do!
    I know it comes natural, but, P.U.!!!

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    1. haha humans not so much
      Very unnatural to nose touch

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  17. Never get a Great Dane

    the things they sniff are insane

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    1. Good to know
      They'd eat the cat whole at our show

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  18. Whenever a mutt
    sniffs my butt
    I'm tempted to moan.
    Then I decide
    (instead of deride):
    It's more than I get at home.

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    1. Well at least a thrill
      No need for a power drill

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  19. Just have something to throw in his/her/its mouth,
    When enter the foreign house.

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    1. That would work
      They'd find it a perk

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  20. Dear Pat, I wonder what sniffing tells the cats with whom Iive??????? Peace.

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    1. Not sure what it does tell
      But it must be a nice smell

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  21. Replies
    1. Not gonna give it a try
      Could be nice on the eye

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  22. orlin N cassie....EWE GUYS R INN SANE !!!!!! WE IZ CRACKIN UP...NOE BUT PUN INN TENDED !!
    :)

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    1. haha don't take the crack
      Might break your back

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  23. oh my gosh, not sure what to say
    no one here does such a display
    I think we keep sniffing to candles and flowers
    and the fresh air after a rain shower!

    betty

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    1. A better thing to sniff
      Much easier to get a whiff

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  24. yikes - I'll pass on the sniff
    who knows what you would wiff
    but, animals do this all the time
    I guess they just like behinds...

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    1. haha yeah wouldn't be swell
      Much better things to smell

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  25. I'm with Betty, I like the flowers and rain showers;)

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    1. Better things to see
      And smell at your tree

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  26. Replies
    1. Yeah that would be a bit bad
      As butt sniffing is had

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  27. I'm giggling at the pictures ~ No to that, ha~

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    1. haha a big no
      At least it was a fun show

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  28. Looks like a trend that I want no part of. P U !

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    1. One to stay far away from
      Unless you have a thing for a bum

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  29. Oh gosh! I almost rolled over laughing.
    Now, are there brackets for Whiffing??? =-)

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    1. haha a gold star may come due
      If the best whiff is done by you

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  30. Um. Um. I don't even know how to respond to this.
    So...dogs sniffing butts, huh? Hmmm...
    So, why do dogs sniff everyone's butt, but cats only sniff other cats'?

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    1. Cats are more regal I suppose
      Dogs just see a butt and strike a pose

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  31. This is hilarious. Thanks for a great post! I'll be smiling like an idiot all day now LOL.

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    1. Glad it was fun
      With my butt sniffing run

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  32. My cats are guilty
    oh, they look so silly!

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    1. Cassie goes right in
      Crazy at our bin

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  33. Replies
    1. It is spreading all around
      Soon everywhere it will be found

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  34. I can remember when my Daughter started dating boys... our dog would back them up to the wall and sniff their crotch. Poor Guys!!

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    1. hahaha oh that would suck
      If the dog wanted to bite they'd be outta luck

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  35. What's that whiff?
    I need to take a sniff...

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