Saturday, March 1, 2014

Why Write At Your Site?

Here we are near and far. Some from there, some with an arm to spare. Yet each still write at their site. But why you may ask do they do such a task? Never fear, the cat is here. I will explain all here on my wall.

Why do you write.
All through the night?
Let's shed some light,
As writing takes flight.

Let's one be a hermit,
Why sing and dance like Kermit?
Rather sit on my ass,
Than have a hand up its mass.

Can go to worlds afar,
While drunk at the bar.
Easy as can be,
Even when you have to pee.

Can keep those tendencies at bay,
Getting violent and not have to pay.
Kill a character or two,
Maybe even nuke a zoo.

Some venting can come due,
Done a time or two.
Fun to make a rant,
At ones rhyming plant.

Learn new words,
So instead of turds,
You can call all,
Discombobulated at your hall.

Could sound smart,
Awing all at Walmart.
Wait! Just wear clothes,
And strike a regal pose.

Speaking of which,
If you get the itch,
Can do it naked as can be,
There at your sea.

Just block the webcam,
Or you could get in a jam,
If one were to hack,
And go on the nude attack.

And the best thing of all,
You can confuse and abuse at your hall.
Spinning a big long tale,
That makes it seem like you stepped on the third rail.

There you go. Now you know. Answers from the cat. How about that? Plus of course you meet many around. Much is surely found, as one writes in mass, whether happy or crass. I just enjoy staying home and passing gas out my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. #1 regained
      Starting again!

      Hank

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    2. Restart number two
      Here at my zoo

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  2. Lots of reasons one is to write
    Not something that takes to fright
    Easy does it
    All implicit
    Take the cue from Orlin the Cat

    Hank

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    1. Cue from the cat
      Rhyme all day at your mat

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  3. Block the webcam, grand advice
    Or you'll show lots of spice
    Everytthing's possible when you write
    Go anywhere and see a sight

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    1. I block it just in case
      So no one can see above or below my face lol

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  4. We write for many different reasons
    And we write no matter the season
    So nice to be part of a writing community
    If we commit a group crime I hope there's immunity

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    1. Easy to to when there is snow
      Or heat or what have you at ones show
      Hmmm they may throw us in the slammer
      As down comes the hammer

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  5. That's why I'm not writing in the nude!
    Saw Robyn's post. Really awesome she's a character in one of your books. That was a nice thing to do, Pat.

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    1. haha just stick a sticky over it
      Or tape a piece of paper like my pit

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  6. i write on my site cause its easier than flying a kite to sky write
    i regal pose but dont show my hose in public
    that would be rather sick
    um, the worship of the cat header is new on me too.

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    1. hahaha noticed that one
      As you bow under the sun
      Yeah sky right would be hard
      At least no hoses in your yard

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  7. Discombobulated we are at your hall
    sometimes when new words flying
    as tennis balls
    to beat off , to survive -
    we should write! we must write!

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    1. Must is the word
      Even words that are absurd
      I can find a few
      Here at my zoo

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  8. I don't have webcam and I write because I share récipes you know, all of us have special reasons I think!

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    1. Yeah each have special reasons indeed
      Webcam is auto attached to most laptops at ones feed

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    2. But hackers can still turn it on and watch you
      And you'd never know at your zoo

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    3. D.O.N.T. tell her, Pat!

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    4. Do you spy
      With your blue eye

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  9. Some people rant, vent & confess
    I would rather write & discover poetry forms
    Much fun to do & meet friends along the way ~

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    1. Yeah many to meet
      On the blog street
      Ranting can be fun
      Sometimes it has to be done

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  10. Lots of reasons for writing, it's true, often on the same blog.

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    1. Yeah can bring much about
      On the same blog with a shout

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  11. My Mom says my Dad is hardly ever write...um, right!

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    1. haha seems to always go that way
      Wrong is the phrase of the day

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  12. i write at my side cause it's fun but make sure that my web cam is blocked when i'm posting in my night gown...ha

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    1. haha a good thing to do
      Block away at your zoo

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  13. I leave my webcam on so the data miners can watch me pick my nose and eat the boogers. It gives them something to think about. Oh God, I bet there's booger porn out there!

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    1. haha I bet there is booger porn as well
      On the dark net it is probably a huge sell

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  14. Why do I write at my site
    because it makes me feel alright
    taking my thoughts to new heights
    sometimes I write in the night
    insomnia the cause of my plight
    in gentle stillness seeking light
    riding upon a horse of pure white
    searching dreams for the black knight
    riding together they gallop out of sight...

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    1. The black knight you say
      He was scary at some ancient bay
      But a good guy in the end
      So find and hit send
      Then away you go
      Riding high and low

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    2. Well perhaps, I need to find the white knight
      then gallop off into the sunset,..

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    3. Go to the sunset
      And do other things is a safe bet lol

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  15. I laughed at covering the web cam. My husband has always covered his w/a Post-It note and I've laughed at him... but now I have to eat crow. lolol

    Of course hubby has nothing to hide, he's just not a fan of the Internet like his wife is, and he's very, very cautious. And even though he was right that such things could happen, I still have to laugh. :)

    Happy weekend to ya!

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    1. hahaha made you eat crow
      It's a good thing to do at ones show
      They may not get much though
      But still could get you from head to toe
      Then again actual physical mail could be stolen too
      And they could get you

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  16. I write because--I might. Haaa haaaa. That's the best I could rhyme in this amount of time. Whoa there's another. I'm telling my mother.

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    1. Look at you go
      You sure have the flow

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  17. Thanks to the cat for explaining why we write and all that. Dreaming, venting and fun are my reasons for going on a writing run. I once wrote a dystopian book 'cuz my work was such a controlling nook. We don't even own a webcam since privacy is such a freakin' sham.

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    1. A sham it is indeed
      At each and every feed
      Good reasons to write as well
      And work can cause hell

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  18. I hate the word discombobulated. Some lady used it at gymnastics the other day and I wanted to smack the shit out of her. Only people who want to sound all smarty pants use words like that.

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    1. hahahaha know how to get you going once more
      Use big words at my shore

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  19. We must have more than one reason

    or we don't stay longer than a season

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    1. True, reasons add up
      Or lots of coffee in ones cup

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  20. Just yesterday I put a little heart sticker
    right over my web cam clicker
    Don't want a hacker watching me
    that would just be creepy!

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    1. haha I keep paper taped over it
      No creepy hacker making me a hit

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  21. I'm definitely nuking a zoo in my next book. Thanks for the suggestion! lol!

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    1. haha nuke that zoo
      Just release the animal crew

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  22. This gig does not bring wealth or fame
    But in your book, I'm a dancing dame
    We meet great friends along the way
    So here we are and here we stay.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Yep, meet people a person along the way
      Makes it all the more fun at ones bay

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  23. I cover the webcam to, just in case

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  24. Since I am struggling to write
    I wonder sometimes if it is worth the fight
    Yet it is a fun thing to do
    Even if it is just visiting other's zoos!

    betty

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    1. True, if you can't write
      Still fun to jump from site to site

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  25. Why do I write
    For some respite
    Maybe write like you
    Poetic poo
    Pat in the Hatt
    Rhyming cat
    How about that
    My poo goes splat....

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    1. Splat on your shoe?
      Might get a looky loo

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    2. Did he day poetic poo?
      That's so funny
      A bit rude, too ;)

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    3. Day? See what poo does to me?

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    4. Day o, day o
      Has a nice flow

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  26. With webcams at every corner, in every store, at least I can cover the camera from my own computer.

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    1. Yeah at least we can get rid of one
      As we are tracked by a ton

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  27. My Human can write
    When she's at work, all right
    But then she gets home
    And come up with a poem?
    She looks at me as if I am crazy
    And I look at her and spit out, "Lazy!"

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    1. haha lazy is the word
      Hopefully she at least cleans up each turd

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  28. I'd probably scare them away if they hacked my webcam

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    1. haha good thing to do
      Keeps them away from you

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  29. You said it! Spinning a long tale is like stepping on the third rail. Writing is a feeling like nothing else!

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    1. That it is indeed
      As the cat writes away at his feed

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  30. I write to escape
    Should be using some tape
    Should not wear a cape
    Or swing a tree like an ape
    But I do when I type
    It's like smoking a peace pipe
    Makes me feel good
    In my own neighborhood
    And while sitting makes me fat
    I get to tease some bill biting cat

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    1. Cat teasing you say
      Do you meow at your bay
      Or maybe hiss a bit
      Having a bit of a fit

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  31. Nice, but I thought your voice would be lower.

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  32. Thank goodness I don't have a webcam on this ole computer....

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    1. The old one indeed
      Works like a charm at your feed

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  33. I dunno why I write! I just feel the need, LOL...
    I do have my camera thingy blocked on my laptop - good ol' duct tape.
    I'm not paranoid or anything...

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    1. haha good thing to do
      Have scotch tape and paper at my zoo

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