Tuesday, April 29, 2014

A dVerse Yogibogeybox Must Contain Socks!

So today we are truly going to get dVerse. I hope this Yogibogeybox does not give us anything perverse. Oh it will be fun to see what is in the Yogibogeybox I found hanging from a nearby tree.

What is a Yogibogeybox you ask?
Well let's put that to the task.
Yogi Bear flicking boogers in a box?
That would sure curl your socks.

Nope, it is an apparatus used by some guy,
Or girl, who chants towards the sky.
A spiritualist I guess they are called.
With that name they should be appalled.

Let's open this Yogibogeybox shall we?
I want to open it and see.
The cat finds a candle, whoopi.
Those things are far too waxy.

But look there is a stick.
Wow, that snapped some slick.
A journal type thing.
Not fancy, so wasn't from Betsy's wing.

Nope, no list in there.
Definitely not from her lair.
But look there is some hair.
Hmmm hair of a yak, rather rare,

An alien finger.
I guess it did linger.
Or maybe its rubber.
A piece of dear Flubber?

Hmm maybe they took bogey literally.
That one won't be touched by me.
Some sort of paint.
If I spill it will the Yogibogeybox I taint?

A note at the bottom too,
Meaning some paper to chew.
The most important thing is self it states.
Was this written by the crazy Fates?

Why have a box if it can't fit yourself?
To make it look fancy on the shelf?
Just so you can say Yogibogeybox every day?
Yogibogeyboxes are just confusing I say.

No spiritual Yogibogeybox for me.
I don't get it at my sea.
Just go slap a bogey in a box,
Then go eat some mighty fine socks.

So what is in your Yogibogeybox? I hope something better than socks. By the way the Gawker gawks, I doubt he has a Yogibogeybox. But a box would be fun for the whole class, if empty it would be jumped in by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

153 comments:

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    1. It's now #45
      A bit of a jive!

      Hank

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    2. Dance and prance
      In a #1 trance

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  2. Crap, I don't have a Yogibogeybox.
    I have a BooBooBasket - close enough? Pretty sure there are no fingers or hair in it.

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    1. haha that sounds bad too
      There at your zoo

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    2. The Cat has a mole on his arse that is rather hairy.

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    3. And if you stare just right
      Looks like Jesus in a certain light

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    4. Hahahaha. I'll call the Church and they'll declare your mole a miracle. People will come from the world over and ask to be healed by it.

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    5. So they will literally stick their head up my ass
      Damn, think I'll take a pass

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  3. Very good box to hold things in it and to make the place neat!

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  4. It seems a spiritualist would want to be taken seriously...and using a yogibogeybox might detract from that, just on name alone. :)

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    1. Yeah they'd get a look
      Making them out to be yogi bear or a crook

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  5. Lovely name but a wee bit unusual. Great verse a joy to read.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Unusual is the way
      Here at my bay

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    2. You actually read what this arsemonkey writes. You must be new, the rest of us just skim him. Like non fat milk.

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    3. And does it pass out your ass some slick?
      That is a neat trick

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    4. Nothing put flowers come out of my ass Cat.

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    5. No wonder you have such hate
      Those thorns must be an awful fate

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  6. Sounds like a beat box but it contains socks?

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    1. Have to keep the feet warm
      Could be a storm

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    2. Ya, I know that one really gets to you. Shouldn't have let me know that Cat.

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    3. haha oh well
      I'll give you one that isn't so swell

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  7. Do yogibogeybox's come in any size
    Can I open up the cover and fill it full of pies
    Can I fill it full of ribbon to make into a bow
    Can I fill it full of needles in case I want to sew
    Do you say a little mantra for the yogibogeybox
    Will that make me more clever than a weasel or a fox

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    1. They come big and small
      You could fill them all
      Throw in a pot, throw in a pan
      Add a little sun, viola, a tan!

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    2. They say you had the snip snip because your willy was small and all the female cats laughed and pointed when you sauntered down the street. Is that true?

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    3. It was cold that day
      What can I say

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    4. You heard it from a source you say
      Hmmm they need their eyes checked at their bay

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  8. as long as it's not closed
    you'll smell what's decomposed
    but any box that's locked
    if it's opened you'll be shocked

    recall the Austrian physicist
    to cats was not a pacifist
    though random was the kill
    in the end the cat was still

    (sorry but I think the cat need to know about Shroedinger..)

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    1. Shroedinger's cat I knew
      Saw it on Stargate for a view
      And yeah quite the smell
      Could raise a little hell

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  9. Somewhat different from a Pandora's
    Maintain sanity with no last hurrahs
    What's it like
    What's inside
    Certainly not some cute chihuahuas

    Hank

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    1. haha nope, not a small mutt
      And won't bring doom to ever hut
      Unless it smells bad
      Then all may be doomed a tad

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  10. I keep my yoga poses in my box
    there's no need for any locks
    because they are free for all
    to use to chant and call
    they can use them to stretch
    and bend but never retch
    cause then the session
    is an ugly lesson
    and not calming at all
    for those who come to call

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    1. I keep mine in my head
      Sometimes they just play dead
      2 hours of yoga in a day
      Can really make one stray
      But oh well
      They still ring the bell

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    2. You're going to be doing more than playing dead Cat.

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    3. Oh, what is that?
      Going on your doormat

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    4. No, I'd never use your hide as a doormat. A pair of gloves for Winter perhaps...

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    5. You and Drazin would have fun
      But still away the cat would run

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    6. I just came back from Anne's bay
      and got to see you two at play
      like a glimpse from the past
      with you guys at each others mats
      back in the good ol' times
      when we all blogged every chime

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    7. The cat is still here
      You two ran away I fear lol

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  11. hey i would be fine in a box with a yogi wearing sox
    at least the rocks would bounce off the cardboard shocks
    boxes are often better than what is inside
    cause you take your imagination for a ride

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    1. Yeah just look at a cat
      They could care less at their mat
      Who cares what is inside
      They want to take the empty box for a ride

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    2. If the Cat had a willy, he'd put a sock over it and make a puppet of it.

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    3. And ask all to touch
      At least the viking ones and such

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    4. I heard Canadian men masturbate 60% more often than men in any other country. Is that true?

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    5. Well with all the cold
      What else do we have to hold?

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  12. What a silly name!
    I wonder from whence it came.
    How can anyone take it seriously
    when the name screams cartoon continuously?

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    1. haha yeah it was made up by a loon
      Who wanted to commune
      More like scam a ton
      Take their money and run

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  13. We have a sock basket. Will that do? We put all of the orphaned socks in it, in hopes of soon finding their mates. Eventually, they all get tossed.
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. A socks box that lives in misfit land
      Then off to trash land, isn't that grand

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    2. I heard Canada is where all the missing socks go. Is that true?

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    3. Yep, we need to always have snow
      So the missing socks are placed to and fro

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  14. We have tons of Yogibogieboxes around here and they don't have socks in them, just cats. Usually one cat to a box but sometimes two. Love your new header ever day. I assume that you draw those yourself.

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    1. haha well cats to a box works indeed
      About 14 headers at my feed
      Not drawn by me
      If so, they'd look scary

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    2. No, the Cat can't draw as they won't let him near pointy objects.

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    3. Damn, on to me
      The pointy objects flee

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    4. Do they let you have a spork there in the institution Cat?

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    5. Nope, can't even have that
      It causes indigestion at my mat
      Yep, eat it too
      Plastic is great at my zoo

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  15. Yogi Bear's box sounds pretty gross

    I'd tell him and Boo Boo adios

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    1. That would be the way
      Wave bye at ones bay

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    2. Cat, you've always got your finger up your nose. You go at it like you're drilling for oil.

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    3. And oil I find
      Comes right out my behind

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    4. So that was you and not British Petroleum eh?

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    5. Yep, all the cat
      He has priceless scat

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  16. Yogibogeybox? Well that should be a title to a new book is all I can say, filled with boogers and other surprises.

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    1. That is what you would think
      Fill with boogers at ones rink

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    2. No, if the Cat wrote it, it would be full of poo.

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    3. Full of it
      Ready to pelt you a bit

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  17. I have lots of friends who like Yoga, but a Yogibogeybox??? That I have never heard of! Hey, learn something new every day here! :) jean

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    1. Yeah it is a strange name
      With its bogey claim

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    2. When I come here every day, I lose brain cells. Ya, just reading this shite kills them off.

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    3. What?
      You actually have some to lose at your hut?

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    4. That is more like it
      Lost a bit

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  18. A box full of boogers?? HA HA HA Yuck!

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    1. haha sounds like it
      Not sure it would be a hit

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  19. The word is a nonce
    penned first
    by Joyce when
    Ulysses he wrote.


    I had to go to Google for this word Cat as you had me stumped.

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    1. Stumped poor old you
      Yippee for my zoo

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    2. You know, messing with you late that night seemed like a really fun idea. All those Canadian jokes, so funny. But today, you're paying me back.

      I'll be back when my fingers recover.

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    3. haha oh what can happen when you stir up things
      And when I am bored at my work wings

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    4. I had fun doing that. I don't often have time to play like I used to, but when I do, I try to make the most of it.

      I'll most likely do two more posts and have to leave for a couple weeks as The Hubby will be back from his folks house.

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    5. Been a while since you've been around this much indeed
      This month both you and old one eye had a burst of life at your blog feed

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  20. Yogibogeybox does roll off the tongue,
    Ew! Did I just swallow some?

    HAHA! :P

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    1. haha nasty it could be
      Depending on what is in it at your sea

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    2. Rumour has it that the Cat swallows :)

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    3. Swallows food whole
      That is the goal

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    4. I wasn't talking about food Cat.

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    5. Sure you were
      Don't let lines blur lol

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  21. I have socks
    But I don't keep them in a box
    When they're not on my feet
    I keep them in a drawer smelling sweet
    Wonder what inspired this phrase
    Was it timed during a baseball craze?
    I looked it up to find out more
    And found myself laughing on the floor
    When all the dictionary could find
    Is "cabbage bugs" in my mind

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    1. haha cabbage bugs you say
      That would be the interesting display
      In a drawer is no fun
      Give a bogey box a run

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  22. Dang, I am going to have to go look and see what kind of box my Yogi is in!

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    1. Big or small
      He could hide in them all

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  23. No Yogiboogiebox here
    I'm with you, not sure what it is for
    I have plenty of other boxes though
    Sometimes so many I can't see the door :)

    betty

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    1. haha stuck inside
      Maybe the door needs to be more wide

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  24. ha - no socks in my Yogibogeybox - maybe some brushes and pencils...but..who can tell exactly...smiles

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    1. haha well they mix and match
      So something could hatch

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  25. I'm just glad to hear the Yogibogeybox doesn't contain Yogi Bear's boogers!

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    1. Yeah that was my thought
      With the bogey box plot

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  26. A Yogibogeybox. Huh.
    I'm clueless as usual...but bogey makes it sound like scary things, and I don't want to put scary things in a box! I get rid of scary things! Or try to... :)

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    1. Maybe they meant boogie
      Then again disco can be scary with its oogie

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    2. Do you still have that white John Travolta suit Cat?

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    3. Hanging in the closet ready to go
      Put on a saturday night fever show

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  27. My Daughters cat jumps in or on anything new that comes into the house. Just Sunday she brought a basket in and the cat claimed it.

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    1. haha cats claim all
      At every single hall

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  28. You have to making this one up, a word pulled out of your scrambled thoughts,
    But it is something that could do good if it could be somehow wrought.

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    1. haha nope, it is a real thing
      Never made up a word in the a to z this time at my wing

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    2. No, he only makes up words whilst playing Scrabble. People hate him for that.

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    3. I win at that too
      With Qi I never lose at my zoo

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  29. In my box you'll find happy thoughts, memories, and photographs. Nothing bad allowed.

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    1. No bad vibes there
      Way to be at your lair

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    2. Don't open the Cats box then. It will ruin your life.

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    3. Never get the image out of your mind
      From the box near my behind

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  30. A Yogibogeybox I'd rather see
    Than a Booboobogeybox or three.
    Is a Mrrangerbogeybox out there?
    Now that would scare the bravest bear.

    xoRobyn

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    1. The ranger would bring danger
      Never trust a box or stranger

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  31. orlin N cassie...

    well we noe rocky de squirrel N bullwinkle mooze iz knot in de yogi box.... tho that bear mite wanna find out wear boo boo iz....signed: marge & homer simpson.... who bee born WAY later N barney & betty rubble.... & fred N wilma flintstone...rock on gumby & pokey.....even tho poker playin dawgs R kinda like MOR fame mouz......

    and knot a cloo what any oh thiz meenz.....boris & natasha....

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    1. What? No Scrooge McDuck
      Oh yeah, burds may make you go umm cluck

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  32. In my yogibogeybox
    There’s cream cheese and lox
    And some other stuff
    That just looks like fluff
    But if the lid is on very tight
    I can hear some whispering, gives me a fright

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    1. Ghosts in your box?
      Haunted socks?
      Oh the dismay
      There at your bay

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  33. Zen thoughts in my Yogibogeybox :)

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  34. Mr. Ranger sir is on his way
    To take you away
    Picnic basket
    Why don't you ask it
    You are a Boo Boo
    How very true...

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    1. A boo boo with a boogey too
      Oh what comes due

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  35. Why slap a bogey in a box when you could flick it out to sea?

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  36. What a strange strange word ~ I like to keep a box of happy stuff too ~

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    1. A happy box works too
      As long as it is not in the loo

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  37. Wow, this was another good one. I had to go check it out. I don't think my socks drawer qualifies:)

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    1. haha nope, need a fancy box
      It may even need locks

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  38. Not sure why someone would name a box something so...dumb

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    1. Dumb may be the word
      But it sure gets heard

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  39. This Yogibogey thing makes my head spin
    It seems like something where nobody can win
    Spiritual you say, I'll just take your word
    This one is more strange than a bright yellow big bird

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    1. haha big bird gets a mention
      Elmo may put you in detention

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  40. Y should be box
    with yellow dots
    for sunny stuff
    instead of rainy clouds fluff.

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    1. Yellow stuff you say
      the sun shining works across the bay

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  41. No bogieyogiboogie boxes for me. lol

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  42. Sounds like something that came straight out of a Dr. Seuss book!

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    1. Yeah that it does indeed
      But real at ones feed

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  43. Shouldn't we just offer the users of Yogibogey a magic 8 ball to use for future decision making?

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    1. Probably work better I bet
      As needs would be met

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  44. I just went by my blog and saw there was over 100 comments and I almost shit myself. It will take me three days to deal with all of them!

    Thanks for the fun Cat!!!!

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  45. A yogibogeybox on eBay I once bought
    So I could talk to the stars I sought
    Now, I don't know about you
    (Or your you-know-what shoe)
    But it made me feel yogily
    I kept singing doodillee
    At
    My'
    Sea

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    1. Singing as you went to pot
      Must have been constipated a whole lot

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