Tuesday, April 1, 2014

A Little dVerse Ayahuascas Today At My Bay!

The cat has a confession to make today when you come to visit my bay. For the start of the A to Z we get rather dVerse at my sea. By coming here you have now become an experiment of the cat. You have been dosed with ayahuascas at my shack. That is the word of the day. Can ayahuascas you even say?


You are seeing colors of all kinds.
I have infected your minds.
This rainbow isn't really here.
Prepare to run in fear.


The trees are growing faces,
In many weird places.
They might attack.
Look out at your shack.


You can no longer see colorful things.
Black and white is all it brings.
Such a plight,
Black and white sight.


Oh no!
Ninja santa or a crazy eskimo.
You have gone insane.
What have I done to your brain?


 Things are in color again.
They just keep changing at your den.
Now there are more.
They even move at your shore.


Kid eating rabbits,
With nasty tongue habits.
Head for the hills.
Barricade your windowsills.


A mime is telling you to shoot,
At the head of some brute.
Wait! That is you.
Don't give in at your zoo!


Okay, maybe now it is time to give in.
When he shows up at your bin.
Or go 1, 2, 3.
Get that butt working at your sea.


Your eyes are seeing clearer.
Just avoid a mirror.
For now you look like this.
At least sights you can't miss.


They are back,
On the moving attack.
Will this ever end.
You've gone around the bend.

Do not worry though. Your exposure will wear off in an hour or two at your show. Just lock the door so no scary mimes give an encore. Did you enjoy your trip? I hope you never threw out a hip. You may need eyes of brass after this ayahuascas experiment from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

105 comments:

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    1. It's now #17
      Keeping it clean!

      Hank

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    2. Clean as can be
      Unlike my sea

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  2. Very funny post and probably thanks to this post I will worry all day that Richard Simmons will show up here and drag me off the couch to some Sweat'n to the Oldies! Great start to A-Z!

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    1. haha dance and prance
      If he comes you may be put in a trance

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  3. My brain is mush thanks to your rhyming tush

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  4. dude...absolutely evil easter bunny...my eyes are all screwed up now
    due to the swirlie you gave me, lol sweating to the oldies style
    you might end up looking like him, smiles....err....

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    1. Hmmmm no thank you
      No afro hair in view haha

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  5. The Richard Simmons one is scary - take it down!
    Actually that is one mean looking were-rabbit. Spawn of Simmons with that tongue?

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    1. No Richard Simmons love?
      Could be the spawn of the other one or dropped from above

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  6. I thought a visit from Alex had come due
    when I saw the ninja at your zoo
    but I see it's not him
    as he writes on a whim
    up ahead of me
    for all of us to see

    Happy A-Z cat

    Elsie
    AJ's wHooligan in the A-Z Challenge

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    1. No ninja wannabe today
      Or one eyes on display
      As all month you play
      That will be fun to see at your bay

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    2. I see you're ahead of me on the list
      It's okay, I'm not pissed
      I know I'm still the best
      and have all the zeal and zest
      you don't possess
      cause you're a mess
      and you're time will come due
      over at my zoo
      complete with a mention of your name
      here I am pimping out your fame

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    3. haha you are just slow
      A number far too low
      The cat is grand
      Suck litterbox sand lol
      But a mention. yipppeeee
      Fun for me

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  7. Pat Hatt, weren't you listening at Woodstock? The announcement over the loudspeakers, " DON'T TAKE THE BROWN DOT ACID!!!"

    great post!!! xox jean

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    1. I will never admit such a thing
      Here at my crazy wing

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  8. That tree is scary as hell
    Makes me fear swell

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  9. 'ayahuascas' a little of a tongue twister
    An array of mandala patterns that clutter
    Gives a fright
    Of what might
    Be some fun loving elements nothing more

    Hank

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    1. Fun as can be
      Nothing more but a tree

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  10. some of those picture surprises
    are not good on headache eyes
    had to page down vast
    so my pain wouldn't be so vast!
    I wonder how you pronounce that word
    without sounding absurd. :)

    shoot has two o's
    just so you know. ha.

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    1. Need to pop a pill?
      Still all ill
      Geez, not enough coffee at your sea
      And fixed as that one when editing escaped me

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  11. Oh my, there you go again Cat
    Sneaking hallucinatory plant from Pat
    Vine of the dead gives a trip
    If you take just a very small nip
    Off to a start with a word that has clout
    What's the next word you'll be flinging about
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Off to a superb start

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    1. haha a little drugs at my bay?
      Bah don't need those to play
      Next word is childish as can be
      But I had fun at my sea

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  12. I have dozens of more blogs to visit on this busy day,
    And now I have a headache from visiting your bay.

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    1. haha oopsy, sorry about that
      Says the sly cat

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  13. tricks on the mind

    many of kind

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  14. I learned a new word today
    that I did not know before
    I even had to google it
    to see what I was in store for

    Very interesting word and you used it so well
    with a lot of variety of images to go along
    a very good start to an interesting challenge
    I'm sure it will be an adventure, should I bring a bong?

    betty

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    1. You might need one to get the images from your head
      As there is much to be seen and said haha

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  15. Now that's some real scary stuff! I'll be under the bed if you need me!

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    1. haha a good place to hide
      To wait out the scary ride

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  16. Well silly us, we tried to pronounce that word but no success. But some mighty good rhyming going on here. This is such a fun place. Sure glad we found you. Have a fantastic day.

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    1. Glad it is fun at my sea
      Yeah we can't pronounce it either at our tree

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  17. Yikes, I would say this is a 'sight for sore eyes' literally.
    I can't stare at those optical things too long! Freaky fare.

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  18. I'm trying to put my eyeballs back in... ok. Wow, that was crazy fun! :)

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    1. hopefully they work right
      Glad it was fun at my site

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  19. Headaches before
    now - even more
    but word ''ayahuascas"
    playful and cool to start with.

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    1. Yeah a fun word
      That is a tad absurd

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  20. The first one blinded me
    At your sea
    Then I saw Richard
    And closed my eyes hard!

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  21. I thought it might be a dyeing tree
    But I see you made an April fool of me!
    It's not a bark to color yarn
    But a scent of crazy at your barn!

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    1. Crazy happens all around
      Here crazy is just found

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  22. Superb! The tree and Santa will remain in my memories forever.

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    1. Scared for life
      That is fine for strife

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  23. http://howjsay.com/index.php?word=ayahuasca

    Using my favorite web site, I can say it - just not three times fast! When I had my radio show this site came in very, very handy! I hate mispronouncing a guests name or the title of their work.
    Fun post - well, except for the dizziness that remains! LOL

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    1. haha a little dizziness keeps you on your toes
      Hmmm never knew such a site struck a pose

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  24. orlin N cassie

    de food serviss gurl says ta tell yur dad thanx for de "TRIP" down memoree lane; !!!!!!!

    smoke good grass see five N three
    hada bad trip....freak....see that tree
    one her clothes wuz number one
    but number 6... with drugs... herz done
    sell a brate easturr, never again
    that rabbit haz an eeeeevel grin


    ~~~~~~~

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    1. haha the food service gurl seems in the know
      Yeah that rabbit would eat more than a crow

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  25. Once again you win from me
    An award (though not really)
    But your post is most clever
    And has your usual sass
    Tell me, how do you say ayahuascas?

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha beats the heck out of me
      I just have to spell and type it thankfully

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  26. I can't say it or spell it and had to look up what it was. Looking at those pics, I feel like I just drank it!

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    1. haha did it taste good
      There in your hood

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    1. Nope, could not
      Or shaved them a lot

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  28. Those eyeballs make me want to vomit!

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    1. haha know how to scare you
      Put eyeballs in view

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  29. I can't see some of these make me feel bad and my head hurt today, ah Pat!

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    1. haha need to go deeper in the sand
      Then things will just look bland

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  30. After reading your post I ran over to google
    For thinking this word I needed to oogle
    Remind be the next time I visit your sea
    To be very careful should you offer some tea.

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    1. Water I will over instead
      I promise you won't end up dead

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  31. I have no idea what the word means or how to pronounce it. Glad I'm not in a spelling bee.

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    1. That is a good thing indeed
      All we have to do is read

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  32. Your freaking me out and a ninja Santa too!

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    1. Freak out the angry one
      That is sure fun

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  33. Kind of what I saw not long ago
    Free of charge at my show
    That's one heck of a scary tree
    I'd rather have a cup of tea
    Or dinner with santa ninjaman
    Making your eyes pop in a tin can

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    1. You saw such things far and wide?
      Could sell tickets to that ride

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  34. We must be on the same wave length-or close enough. grin. I've posted an optical illusion for tomorrow.

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    1. haha no scary pics to follow?
      I guess we want people to swallow

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  35. Love optical illusions! I used to have fun with them with my students. I could go with a little ayahuasca tea; I do have a friend who is a shaman! Then, I could go out and pick a little datura. But, oh! I live in the Mile High City. I can just go down to my local weed shop and have some legal smokes or brownies! Hee Hee! Loved the psychedelic pictures ~ takes me back to the 60s. Richard is the scariest thing in your post! Take care!

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    1. haha yeah he is as scary as can be
      And yep, you can go on a weed shopping spree

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  36. I think I need my eyes checked after seeing those round & round optical illusions ~

    Happy April 1st ~

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    1. Round and round they go
      Here at my show

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  37. Argh! Freaky!! And that first pic is pulsing at me! I'm definitely running in fear.

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    1. haha run under the bed
      Works for the cat when things cause dread

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  38. Thanks for the free trip. Ayahuascas goes great with catnip. In the grass I will lay here at my bay watching trees turn kaleidoscopic in the breeze.

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  39. Scary pictures indeed,
    especially Simmons at your feed
    and too much color to see
    from this post, I will flee
    haha :)

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    1. haha flee to your new york scene
      Where not much in the city is green

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  40. My eyes have now proved they can go from my head

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    1. Hope you didn't look like that guy
      People would see you and cry

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  41. Those pictures are silly
    they made me a bit dizzy
    playing games with my eyes
    I have a headache I may cry

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    1. haha sorry about that
      Well maybe not so much the cat lol

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  42. Oh, you are so bad
    Making my eyes spin around like mad!
    I feel like I've had a drink or two
    Now that I've read this headache inducing post by you!

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    1. haha a cheap drunk
      Makes the post a slamdunk

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  43. Holy crap, was this a trap?
    My head is spinning, I need a nap.
    If I don't rest, I may snap.
    So adios, that's a wrap.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. haha hopefully you got to sleep
      And in the colors didn't seep

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  44. ha... the tree is way cool...and all the color circles make me dizzy...smiles

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  45. Oh nice collection of wired things...

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  46. Some of those people are just creepy.

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  47. If I was out walking in the woods and seen a tree like that... someone would need to change my poopy pants.

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    1. Bad visual there
      That tree is sure rare

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  48. Whew, almost had to pull out the bottle of Excederin. ;)

    That tree is cool!

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    1. haha another victim of the cat
      He likes that

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